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Joint Buenos Aires / Mexico City venture recap
I apologize in advance. When I say "I'll try to keep this brief" that's a blantant lie.
Thursday and Friday.
When trying to take advantage of flights to Central and South America out of Monterrey are almost half or less than half price of any Texas or any US airport, I thought I could sneak a quickie while blowing thru Nuevo Laredo Thursday night or in Monterrey Friday morning. Visions of Spa Osiris were looking good.
This seemed like a good idea on paper but when applied out in the field, too many unforseen delays and hold ups ended up putting off mongering all together.
So no outbound Monterrey action en route to South America. Argentina here I come. After loading up on lists on BairesGirls and several "Hola disp?" on WhatsApp.
Saturday.
Touchdown 10 am EZE. Was looking forward to sampling the locals at a pace of maybe 2 or 3 sessions / day. These next few entries are brief recaps of how that panned out.
Bredyta. Lost 2 hours of mongering on count of trying to access currency (scroll down for that xp) Got there (finally) at 5 pm. Possibly not girl in pics, chunkier girl w / tats. Only did 2 sessions no kissing, wanted $1000 P.S. More for BBBJ.
UPDATE: Re-examined the BairesGirls listing and cross searching feature to find 3 girls using same phone# although 2 are probably fake pics / don't exist so got stuck with existing fugly one. Also out of the way up in the suburbs.
Marina. Group of girls. Bait and switched. They said Marina not here but here's Anto or Alexa. Went with Anto, curvy but frisky. Many positions BBBJ and finished in mouth. Second session gave her oral, then slid it in bareback, she was in the mood, was courteous and pulled out to you load on her body.
Didn't get that massage I was promised.
Sunday.
Becky. Rocking brown body, nice figure, boobs were absolutely perfect, face was more of a Mayan / Inca appearance. New to trade but heart is in right place. Session was at 2:30 but I freshened up first so we didn't start until 2:45. Good BBBJ, then various positions. Cuddled, ate her out, at 3:25 she said motioned to wrap it up. Told her spend the last 5 minutes for another BBBJ, she caved and went for it, spending 12 minutes this time facial finish. She practiced a few basic English phrases with me, says I'm her 4th English speaking dud.
Works in apt with her older sister, one of few options available on Sundays.
Monday.
Dayra- Had Monday late afternoon flight. Wanted a morning session. Texted despite photos somewhat suspect. Got strung along for a 10 am session which became 11 am which became 12:30 was 10 minutes away subway connections she texts around 12 pm "I'm her flatmate. Dayra is running late. This isn't like her. If you want here's my listing. " Link to SexySabor user Maci. Looked so so. Pressed into her she finally sent a real unaltered pic of Dayra which looked nothing like girl in pics. With 4 pm flight on horizon at 12:30, called it off.
Tuesday.
Mongering put on hold in Mendoza / San Juan for SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Wednesday.
Arona- Landed at 11 am (shouldve eaten in airport before embarking) Got a hold of her said meet at 3 pm. Then 3 pm became 4 pm then 5 pm. Her place is way up in the burbs not near centro. Get to her place and there's a police raid happening and they're questioning everyone going in and out of the building. I tell her I feel better waiting this out. 15 minutes after police leave I show up and she scolds me for not being there at 5 pm she has a 6 pm lined up so best she can do is 30 minutes. I left. It is her in pics, in person she has bags under eyes and pics are closed mouth because her teeth and gums are flimsy from smoking. With what little daylight I had left wanted some photo ops and around 6:30 realized I still hadn't eaten yet so had a nice Argentine steak on Ave Florida.
Calu. Listing looked promising, other paying clients claimed she looks more Asian than Latina. Had answered previous Whatsapp inquires last few days. And she operates down the street from the steakhouse I chowed down at so win win. The one time I really could've relied on her to answer timely she was MIA. Damnit.
Paola. Still Wednesday night finished my steak, caved and waving the white flag I texted the place that I sought Marina and got Anto instead. They insisted just show up any time before 1 am. Got there and this time they had 5 girls including Anto. Went with skinny well proportioned girl Paola. Yet another talent from Paraguay. Blonde, face looked semi-Brazilian. Offers anal to some but said I was too gifted wouldn't fit. Damn. Got endless DFK with taste of watermelon gum she was chewing. BBBJ, covered all positions, unloaded in her willing mouth. Got a body massage, warmed back up and started another session nearly identical to first. Finished in condom this time. Thanked her, on way out talked to Anto for a little bit.
Thursday.
Telma- one for the road. Was hoping for 2 but timing wasn't working for me. Wanted to check out the La Boca Tourist Trap earliest girls could see me is 12 or 1. Countered with sightseeing first then bang girl late afternoon. Telma set me for 4 pm. Acted a fool in La Boca then popped a pill and ran back to Centro and got briefly questioned by apartment doorman and went up to her 15th floor. She answers. It's her in pics but she listed herself as Argentine but in person admitted she's yet another Paraguayan. DFK the second I walked in and went to town. Accidentally still had phone in pocket, made a joke about taking pics and to my surprise she green lighted the opp. She even took some of the pics. All the BBBJ and all the positions. Did anal at one point. Gave her facial some in mouth some on eye. Showered up, cuddled, then round 2 was on, put phone away this time to actually enjoy the moment, too tired for anal but everything else went. Finished missionary. Tried to strike up more talk but she barked in a polite tone it's 4:50 and she's got a 5 pm waiting in lobby. Showered up. Walked across street to hotel for luggage (convenient I'll admit) took subway to Tienda Leon bus to ride off to EZE and flee the continent.
Happy 4th, BTW.
Friday.
Touchdown in Mexico City. Start my morning with one cambio exchange in Baggage Claim offering a paltry 14:1 rate. WTF. Gave $40 not to make a scene. Get my pesos, leave baggage claim into arrivals hall and there's 30+ cambio booths offering the correct 18:1 ratio. Oops LOL. Take a bus to my hotel Capital O brand near Plaza Garbaldi / Bella Artes. Am stunned by Mexico in summer supposed to be hot but here in CDMX easily high 60's tops. In July. Ate near Zocolo, thought my waitress, not prettiest, would be down for a freebie but couldn't get that. Got an Uber driver to take me to Santa Fe to check out modern high rise scenery. He gave me his direct ph# offered to take me late at night to check out P4 P action.
Uber at night. Popped a pill. Said 10:30 pm. Then 11 pm. Then 12 am. Then 12:30 am. Fi nally at 12:35 am he texted me he just hit a pothole and got a flat tire has to get a tow. Can't do tonight but also warned me if I'm going around him when hiring different ride to where P4 P is at, STAY IN CAR do NOT get out on foot after 10 pm.
In hindsight typing this, should have called HIM an Uber to meet me I hop in, and we go together as passengers in a different Uber. In real life, I walked back to hotel and folded up pissed at life. Oops.
Saturday.
Pissed about last night, messaged fellow monger Juan Carter if he has any escort recommendations. Was eyeing at Khyara, Carter green lighted her. Was also trying to look Blog de Busti, but of all the weeks all year, Busti's site was down for server maintenance for 5+ days FML. Did a morning run to Teotihuacan pyramids, thought I had another freebie opp with a tourist from Amsterdam, her home is Dutch but she was actually Iranian. If she didn't mention that I thought she was caucasian. Too bad she was Dutch and not Danish / Swedish / Norwegian those women will always say yes to NSA sex. Every time. Dutch not so much.
What I thought would be a few hours at pyramids ended up being 7+ hours. Went back to town via bus and subway, read forum on Wal-Mart. Saw dozens of girls lined up along Ave Colosio. Their attention was focused on vehicle based duds and here I am on foot motioning to a few of the cute ones but they didn't seem to care about me. Okay then. So while walking, away one cute girl was walking same direction, so I sort of followed her, she disappeared into nearby Hotel Ibero a block away, guessing that's their HQ?
Took Uber to next alleged site, Calle Captain James Sullivan, found no girls, probably too early, only 7 pm and BAAM starts raining cats and dogs. Took another Uber back to my Garbaldi hotel to rethink my game plan. Started to eyeball and send WhatsApp to at Misa Imane but first took a 30 minute power nap.
Slept thru power nap alarm waking up at 3:30 am. No that did not just happen. And I wanted a damn good bistek too.
Sunday.
Admitting defeat I knew where I could salvage something in Monterrey so the weekend is not completely lost. Uber to west end bus station (subway could've worked too) Bus from West End Bus direct to Toluca Airport. Got there 90 minutes early check in wasn't ready yet. 2 pm VivaAerobus to Monterrey, arrived before 4 pm, another bus from MTY aeropuerto direct to Monterrey Bus Centro Station. Go to Twitter house at MichelDepa that promised 8 girls on 204 Calle Arista, between Espinoza and Ruperto. Take Uber there.
There are 3 out of shape gordas I wouldn't go near with a 20 ft pole. They point it's 5:45 pm and they close at 6 pm on Sundays, and I'm screaming I've flown in from CDMX cut me a break and bring me your flakas. Where are the flakas, all gorda gtfo. I never got a straight answer, they referred me to the damn door.
I kind of wanted to smash a brick thru the glass door.
Took Uber back to station to head back to Nuevo Laredo. Missed bus by ten minutes had to wait 1 h40 m for next bus, so I got to be super cranky in the Bus Centro for almost 2 hours.
In Nuevo Laredo, taxis are allergic to bus stations for some reason, had to walk 4 blocks to a gas station where I flagged a taxi while he's gassing up.
Walked across bridge, could not believe I got shut out of mongering in two of Mexico's biggest cities. Then Border Patrolled. Presented my passport, explained eclipse in South America and got directed into a quiet room. A man sits me down, and says he has some questions about this stamp from Egypt in 2017. Asked me all kinds of questions about IEDs and ISIS and trying to get me to slip up. I was firm on Look that was leisure over 2 years ago I don't remember exact details, do you have any questions relating to Argentina and Mexico in the last 7 days, and he kept steering back to Egypt. Eventually they decided this wasn't getting anywhere and sent me on my way. Friend picked me up to his house where my car was waiting and back to Austin I slumped off to.
Verdict / Observations / Hindsight.
Buenos Aires.
Mongering.
-Use BairesGirls or if you're adventurous, ArgentinaXP. Message them via WhatsApp. WA should but if WA doesn't do it for you, add plus five four nine in front of the 10 digit phone number. Buenos Aires cellular numbers local listing says 11- but for Americans to text / dial needs to be punched as +54 9 11-.
-runs 2000 p equivalent of $45-48 USD. Sessions are one hour "no limits" but they don't expect guys to last after 2 pops, so after the second shot, they get dressed and show you the door.
-most girls are migrants from Paraguay, even the ones that list Argentina on their BairesGirls listing. What few Argentine women will probably run 2500 p and up.
-mostly incalls. Girls operate out of their own apartments or an apartment ran by mamasan. Pimping is illegal, so is streetwalking, but girls operating independently as "massage" fronts are fair game. Very few insist on outcalls to hotel. Unsure of girl friendly hotel taboo I didn't try that route first hand. BE FIRM. Some communal arrangements have multiple girls operating out of the same apartment using one cell phone. When reaching out via text, address them by name or show screenshots and be sure they're aware which girl you're talking about. Otherwise they'll just toss you a girl if you weren't specific.
-NO WALK INS. Zero flexibility like in Tijuana or Reynosa or Athens or Manila where you just show up / approach the girl. They're by appointment and just feels like so many hoops ladders to jump thru when I'm trying to juggle sightseeing with sampling the talent (See Arona).
-There were several regrets as far as girls I jotted down I really wanted to plow, but just ran out of time thanks to being dragged out with some girls. Not sure if above can be sped up with texting "Look girl, I'm in town for 48 hours only so can you squeeze me in like ASAP in the next hour?
Misc.
- Banks are closed on weekends and the exchange hunt can be a real battle. Out of 8 cambio booths, 6 of them will only deal with $50 and $100 notes, so the only 2 booths that would work with my wad of $20's had a Looooooong line to get pesos. Other option ATM? 7 banks all use one brand of ATM that dispenses a max 4000 peso ($95) with a flat fee of 430 peso ($11! Plan Argentine currency accordingly.
-transport / telecom / living: Like Mexico, T-Mobile latched on to Movistar has a solid 4 G connection. Uber is super cheap. Subways called Subte is easy, frequent, and flat fee of 19 p (about $0. 40). PEAK TIME WEEKDAY TRAINS PACKED CAN POTENTIALLY BE A PICK POCKET HAVEN. One quirk is auto street traffic follows Right Side Drive (American / Europe style) but for reasons unknown the Subte follows Left Side (British / Australia style) if you find out the hard way you entered a non refundable turnstile and you're facing the wrong way, go ahead and get on "wrong way" train and 1 or 2 stops down the line will give you a middle platform you can switch directions and resume the correct route. Decent equipped hotels near Zona Centro ran $18/ night in July, breakfast included.
-Espanol: For "You" instead of Tu they say Vos. Experienced this first hand both in traveling and mongering. The why and LL that makes a why sound in Spain / Mexico, in Buenos Aires it is a ZJ sound like French Bonjour so Mayo or Pollo sounds like Mazjo and poyzjo. Freaks. .
Mexico City.
-sucks that I bumbled that opportunity, but barring some major earth quake it will be there for a redo. VivaAerobus has decent flights MTY-TLC or even Reynosa REX-MEX. Viva is a learning curve to get a damn ticket, cannot pay with US bank cards for Mexico domestic routes, so either find a friend in Mexico to purchase airfare for you and venmo them, or for $5-8 extra purchase Viva flight with Kiwi. BUT after booking flight via Kiwi, need to email Viva directly asking them to assign a random seat so your boarding pass can be available to print off Viva's website.
-Keeping eyes peeled to see when starlet Frida Sante is making a stopover trip to CDMX. I thought I had her this time but her home country tour was June not July so she was long gone when I got there. Damnit.
Suggestions for the weekend
I've got an upcoming long layover in Mexico City this weekend and have found this forum very helpful in preliminary planning. I purchased my bitcoin and am currently awaiting it to clear my bank so that I can send over to the forum for paid membership and am hopeful that this will happen soon.
Anyway, I've got all day on Saturday before an early flight on Sunday AM. I've currently booked a room near the airport at the Hilton for ease of getting out super early on Sunday morning and have also booked a room at Hotel Harare which can be cancelled.
I am looking for young, skinny women with good feedback for a best case scenario of an outcall to my airport hotel on a Sat. Here's my current list of prospects. Scarlett Sise, Raven Lawson, LunaSB, Sofia Sayun, ReginaSB, Khyara and Selah.
I am curious what others think of these suggestions, if anyone has a particular favorite, and if folks think I would get more ladies inclined to meet if I were to arrange a meeting at Harare.
Will post reviews upon conclusion of meeting.
Thanks community!