FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=FromAmerica;1691242]:1) Is there no viagra or cialis-type of pill sold at Artemis? [/QUOTE]One of the finest blues albums, ever: Muddy Waters, Johnny Winter, James Cotton (1977).

ED pills are not sold in Artemis because they are controlled substances and, believe it or not, the A is a bordello, not a pharmacy. If you need to pump it up, get a doctor's prescription (doctors in Berlin are not so expensive), and stock up at an Apotek. In passing, all presriptions filled in France are 23% less as les Francais don't charge VAT on meds. Not sure about other countries but it likely varies. Alternatively, you can use the interweb to buy various voodoo alternatives of differing degrees of effectiveness and risk.

Just in passing, not sure such pills will necessarily work after 2+ times, especially if you orgasm, and you want to again. You might (might) get an erection but might not pop. Other things involved and not clear after various enhancements you will become The Sperminator.

Maybe best is just relax, forget about pressure to cum 10 times and spread the entrance cost over x many girls, etc. Just enjoy things as they cum. It can also be a Quality vs. Quantity thing. Sex need not be like going to Cosco, to Americanize it.

[QUOTE=Carpaccio18;1691029]And for sure let her pick the other like RocketBoy0 suggests.[/QUOTE]Something that has worked for me a couple of times is that if things have gone well with a girl during a session, I have asked her to get a friend to join us. The ice is already broken, one girl has already been delivering good service, and it is obvious to focus your attentions on the second girl when she turns up. Also happens to be financially sound as you don't burn 60 on a girl that you are not making good use of.

I agree that the lesbian show is very unlikely to be worthwhile.

[QUOTE=FromAmerica;1691242] I have seen older comments on this thread of some men purchasing such pills, but it was unclear if this was from the club itself.[/QUOTE]In most clubs you can find girls who sell Vitamin V, and other things, as a sideline.

I had my first visit to Artemis some years ago, a lot of beautiful girls.

Day one started 13 pm.

I was walking around in the bar just looking when a girl came up to me, I did some talking to her and we went to the room which was a great moment, to bad that I couldn't not remember her name.

She were from Slovakia, normal tall and nice body.

I would like to be with this girl once more.

After a rest downstairs I went to the cinema and right after a girl came and set down beside me, she started to feel my leg and and my balls a little and asked if we should go to the room, I could not say no and we went to the room with the cinema, she were from Germany with long red hair and slim body. In the room she behaved more like a a robot and were very quick.

Well, we will not meet anymore.

I thought about going home, but decided to stay a little more when I noticed a nice rather small girl with dark hair, brown eyes and nice butt, she went up to the room With a man and I decided to wait for her, but after an hour waiting I went tired and took a coffee in the bar.

Then I went to the cinema were great action took place, one couple were fucking and the other were doing 69.

Suddenly I saw the dark haired girl on the opposite side of the bar, but when I came up to her a man already were talking to her, too bad. After a minute they went to the room.

Then a girl contacted me, Daisy, I think she called herself, from Germany, I am very good she told me will you try me? She asked. We went to the room and it were a good ending of the day.

Day two.

I had great luck, I run into the small nice girl that I noticed the day before, she were very nice talking to as well, we went to room and she were just great in the room, we spent an hour together.

After a break I went with her once more. Stupid me, I forgot her name.

Too bad, but I had just two days in Berlin.

Hi friends, I am a regular visitor to FKK's in Frankfurt and talking to one of the girls she mentioned about Artemis and praised it highly.

She said even though a little expensive entry is Euro 80, session is Euro 60 and beer is to be paid for, quality of girls is very good, wide selection from various countries like South America, western Europe, Asia and so on, not just from Eastern European like in Frankfurt. Better rooms and all different from one another, hygiene level is high as they get tested for various diseases once in every 15 days.

Plus performance level and satisfaction level of customers is also high, if a customer complains of a session the girl gets reprimanded and is probably asked to leave.

Please share your views, what do you have to say. Is it worth it to make a visit.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=SuperLove;1692429]Hi friends, I am a regular visitor to FKK's in Frankfurt and talking to one of the girls she mentioned about Artemis and praised it highly.


Please share your views, what do you have to say. Is it worth it to make a visit.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]I would not go only for Artemis to Berlin. Artemis is OK but from Frankfurt nothing different or better, in my feeling. Often, you can see again the same girls from before in Palace or Oase. One thing I do not like, the girls have tolld me, Artemis controls them very strongly, almost like prisoner.

If you are anyway in Berlin for work, Artemis in fine, of course. For this I was now many times there and had good time.

[QUOTE=Slither;1692434]Often, you can see again the same girls from before in Palace or Oase. One thing I do not like, the girls have tolld me, Artemis controls them very strongly, almost like prisoner.
[/QUOTE]All this, like most things FKK is completely subjective. Berlin is so cheap, and getting here is also if you are a little clever, just check it out for yourself.

The "almost prisoner" comment is way over the top silly. While some rules exist in all clubs-like number of minimum hours, number of minimum days one has to work, all balance demand and planning for in-house beds, etc.

Having rules about what constitutes minimum levels of service is a very good thing IMHO. In general, everyone in Artemis is pretty friendly and tolerant. You can easily feel this vibe, in contrast to say The Globe in Zurich which is very tightly controlled. Girls for sure have been dismissed from A for crossing lines of customer, colleague mobbing, or drug abuse but that is to be expected. Artemis has its hard core team who have been there a long time and any can leave whenever they want. They don't.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1692587]All this, like most things FKK is completely subjective. Berlin is so cheap, and getting here is also if you are a little clever, just check it out for yourself.

[/QUOTE]Isn't FRA cheaper? Cheaper admission and sessions. Hotels about equal. Only con for FRA is that it will take longer time travelling to different clubs and more in transportation costs.

Want to make a trip by the end of this month but can't still decide since airplane tickets suggest Berlin, however I'm afraid staying 5 days at the same club will get boring, LOL.

[QUOTE=Exodus8;1692597]Isn't FRA cheaper? Cheaper admission and sessions. Hotels about equal. Only con for FRA is that it will take longer time travelling to different clubs and more in transportation costs.
however I'm afraid staying 5 days at the same club will get boring, LOL.[/QUOTE]Berlin a much nicer city, lots of cheap hotels, super transport system. If you read the ISG Berlin thread, especially Charlie123s excellent summary mentioned earlier this week here in the Artemis FAQ post, you will have access to way over 2000 girls working in apartment bordellos or as indies. You can mix it up-no one says stay only at Artemis. If you get bored doing that, you have all the music clubs, funky cafes, pervy clubs, gangbangs, dance scene and art museums and and and and of Berlin. Then, If you get bored doing all that, you are likely dead.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1692612]Berlin a much nicer city, lots of cheap hotels, super transport system. If you read the ISG Berlin thread, especially Charlie123s excellent summary mentioned earlier this week here in the Artemis FAQ post, you will have access to way over 2000 girls working in apartment bordellos or as indies. You can mix it up-no one says stay only at Artemis. If you get bored doing that, you have all the music clubs, funky cafes, pervy clubs, gangbangs, dance scene and art museums and and and and of Berlin. Then, If you get bored doing all that, you are likely dead.[/QUOTE]Point taken, suppose I can mix it up a bit with museums, sight seeing, shopping etc even though my main goal is the girls: the.

If I want to have a big selection och young girls when I visit Artemis is it best to visit a in the middle of the week or in the wekends?

Or the same?

[QUOTE=Puttex;1694055]If I want to have a big selection och young girls when I visit Artemis is it best to visit a in the middle of the week or in the wekends?

Or the same?[/QUOTE]Weekend naturally have more selection of girls, go after 6 PM. Around 7 more comes.

But as for young girls, I feel Artemis is more for bit experienced FKK girls. You do get 19 or 20 years old here and there, but I do know that girls need minimum one year of FKK experience elsewhere before to work in Artemis.

However, this is my own experience of going to Artemis during summer "low season" like in July and August (went 3 times like that, each time 10 or 12 straight days), but I noticed more girls who are non regular line ups during summer time at Artemis, is it because some girls do it as bit of summer jobs? Or management get non regular girls who are on summer holiday from school to fill in regular girls who are on summer holiday? Maybe, maybe not, but I tend to see more of younger non regular line up during low season in summer, like 19 to 21 years old girls. I like girls too, so I tend to notice this thing.

First timer at a FKK club and general monger newbie here. Always wanted to visit a FKK club after reading about them years ago, and found myself in Berlin this week. Read through this thread as far as I could (I think 30 pages) and with a list of about 10 names etched in my brain I arrived at Artemis at 1 pm on a Thursday. Realized pretty much as soon as I arrived that the list of names was useless. Nobody is walking around with name tags on and it is tiring talking to every single girl and getting their name.

I started out making myself comfortable, swim, sauna, nap on a pool chair then upstairs to talk to some girls, a few grabbed my eye but there is always the hope of something better turning up so I waited. And then something better did turn up. Avril who happened to be on my list so maybe not such a stupid idea after all.

For me she was the hottest girl there all day, fragile doll-like features, big eyes, slim, cute butt & her hair was exquisite. She was very goofy and endearing whilst talking downstairs but I noticed a definite chill once we got to the room, started out with a good (almost great) blowjob and then moved on to some frigid sex, all throughout she is watching herself in the mirror & making porn faces at herself, as in I don't think she looked at me once which was actually a bit of a turn on that she enjoyed watching herself like that but also not such a turn on because eye contact is nice. So about 5 minutes into the sex we are going at it doggy and I look at my watch, just out of interest & just the once, I didn't think she would notice but like I said she was enjoying the view in the mirror however she did not enjoy the view of me looking at my watch because she shut it down right there, stood up and chewed me out for a good 8 minutes (guessing here, if I looked at the watch again she might have killed me) about what an asshole I am, how terrible she feels and where she plans on putting the watch (my ass). She continues to berate me about fucking her like a machine, as in too hard but I was barely even going that hard? Like maybe 70% and I'm not particularly well endowed so I feel she just wanted to yell at someone and I was the poor sucker who happened to tip her over the edge. I admit it was poor form looking at the watch, that was rude of me. Anyway I let out a long "okay" and made to leave but she stops me and says "no back to blowjob" so we go back to blowjob with me looking at the ceiling thinking where "mistreating a hooker" fits in on my list of life regrets so not the sexiest of situations, blowjob obviously wasn't going anywhere so she finished with an absolute brutal handjob, I was impressed by her speed and grip, no doubt she was a chronic masturbater in a past life. She actually warmed up a bit towards the end and we goofed around a bit play wrestling but maybe that's because I looked like I was ready to jump in front of a train. On the way out in the light of the main stairway I notice she has a huge cold-sore her lipstick had covered up. FFS! All in all a miserable experience.

After a vigorous shower (some steel wool might have been nice) I go back and have another swim, sauna and a huge nap in the downstairs lounge and think about if another session is just throwing good money after bad. I head back upstairs and talked to a few girls but really wasn't feeling it so back downstairs for more relaxing. Anyway about 9 pm I make my final effort, I walk around the lounge, sit in a few different places, talk to a few girls but it wasn't happening again, I head back downstairs to see if my luck changes in the downstairs lounge and run into Janine (I think) she is 26 and from "south Germany", black hair, tiny boobs, slim, not particularly German-looking, said she had just had nose surgery, I assume cosmetic.

Not as cute as Avril but I think one of the better looking girls there, and she was by far the friendliest I talked to. I searched back through the thread and found some very poor reports which makes me wonder if she is a new Janine, she has changed her ways or I got the name wrong because for me she was fantastic, friendly chat before hand & very personable in general, no up-selling, blowjob wasn't great to be honest, a notch below Avril but she was enthusiastic and it was still pretty good, she allowed (very limited) kissing but was happy to kiss me all over my body, and then she fucked me like a demon. I gave her the full 100% pounding from behind which made me a bit nervous after what happened earlier but of course there was no problem. She was very vocal, enthusiastic and really put in a big effort in general. I thoroughly enjoyed it, one of the better experiences I have had paying for sex (only the 6th time so that doesn't say much). I had planned on a third but in the end decided to end on a good note and left at about 10.

Personally I can't recommend a place like this as a once-off visit, it was quite possible I could have gone 0 for three and been 260 euro poorer for it. I understand how it is so popular though, if I had Artemis in my city I would be a regular. Once I was comfortable, knew the lay of the land, who to avoid I think I would very much enjoy going there once a month or so. Still glad I went though, even if it was just to cross something off a list.

Hi Transited,

I understand why looking at your watch during the first few minutes can irritate the girl. They always notice these things and ofc sometimes we all have an awkward moment even with girls we already know. However that should be it and as a professional she should have continued and not act the way you described.

[QUOTE=Transited;1694225]Janine (I think) she is 26 and from "south Germany", black hair, tiny boobs, slim, not particularly German-looking, said she had just had nose surgery, I assume cosmetic.
Not as cute as Avril but I think one of the better looking girls there, and she was by far the friendliest I talked to. I searched back through the thread and found some very poor reports which makes me wonder if she is a new Janine, she has changed her ways or I got the name wrong because for me she was fantastic, friendly chat before hand & very personable in general, no up-selling, blowjob wasn't great to be honest, a notch below Avril but she was enthusiastic and it was still pretty good, she allowed (very limited) kissing but was happy to kiss me all over my body, and then she fucked me like a demon. I gave her the full 100% pounding from behind which made me a bit nervous after what happened earlier but of course there was no problem. She was very vocal, enthusiastic and really put in a big effort in general. I thoroughly enjoyed it, one of the better experiences I have had paying for sex (only the 6th time so that doesn't say much). I had planned on a third but in the end decided to end on a good note and left at about 10.[/QUOTE]If the name is correct it has to be a new girl. The Janine I know has been at Artemis for a few years. She is memorable because she is very tall, approximately 5'11" without shoes, she has silicone boobs and she is from East Germany not South Germany. So as far as I see it either she is a new girl or you misunderstood the name.

The Janine I know I have most recently seen her in January and maybe still in February this year too.

BTW thanks for your report.

Diplomat.

[QUOTE=Transited;1694225]
o the sex we are going at it doggy and I look at my watch, just out of interest & just the once, I didn't think she would notice but like I said she was enjoying the view in the mirror however she did not enjoy the view of me looking at my watch because she shut it down right there, stood up and chewed me out for a good 8 minutes (guessing here, if I looked at the watch again she might have killed me) about what an asshole I am, how terrible she feels and where she plans on putting the watch (my ass). She continues to berate me about fucking her like a machine, as in too hard but I was barely even going that hard? Like maybe 70% and I'm not particularly well endowed so I feel she just wanted to yell at someone and I was the poor sucker who happened to tip her over the edge. I admit it was poor form looking at the watch, that was rude of me. oy going there once a month or so. Still glad I went [/QUOTE]That sucks! Aren't guys allowed to look at the watch so girls can cheat on time, let it run over 30 min etc?

Does the girls let you know that the time is almost over?