Hey where did Colombia go?
Hey where did Colombia go?
No reports for many days now. What gives?
Did all the business people go bankrupt and stop churning the board?
I tried to tell everyone, earn dollars and spend pesos.
Did all the tourists get killed, scoped or scared of the erupting wars throughout the country?
You were all duly forewarned.
Did the exchange rate price everyone out of the country?
Or has everyone decided that yes Studplayer was right and the best Colombianas are in harems in the arab world now?
Gabacho is the last one left still all hyped up on Colombia with his videos.
Gabacho, you are way late to the party. Everyone has moved on.
What is really funny is in his videos promoting Colombia as party central, Gabacho is surrounded by men men men and he is diggin it.
Truly hilarious.
What happened? Like everything they touch, gringos ruined it.
Anyway, here is the latest news from Colombia: Colombia is passe, yesterday's flavor, over, kaput.
When you get the number of gringas coming down to Colombia like you now see, you know the game is over.
And you got to feel sorry for the young families with young kids who could have gone to Aruba and actually have seen a Colombiana.
Dad is looking for the young chicas which are nowhere to be found on the street anymore and Mom is looking for a nice sandy beach.
And here is a llittle extra insight for everyone: Colombia has become a major gay and lesbian destination.
If you open your eyes, alll you see are men men men everywhere on the streets and almost no chicas.
So here is a hint where is next:
Sayonara.
Arriving in US from Colombia
I arrived in Orlando from Medellin (through Panama) Sunday evening. Everything was as it was in previous trips at immigration, a few questions about the purpose of travel and what I was bringing back. Terminal C (where almost all international flights arrive) at the Orlando airport is the poorest design of almost any airport I've traveled through. It's approximately a one half mile walk from an arriving gate to baggage claim, almost all an uphill grade. There are no elevators or moving walkways. It was about 45 minutes from the time the plane was parked at the gate until bags started arriving at baggage claim. The irony is, that is a new terminal. It's only been open for about a year.