Rio de Janeiro Reports

I session with a nice brown skin 20 year old morena who performed well. Problem is the establishment tried to rip me off. I wanted an hour, the lights came on within 30 minutes. I had my watch on and knew when we started. They played the no english-dumb gringo routine. This is why I use Amex 99% of the time while traveling. Then I found they charged me for an hour. No problem! I called Amex when I returned, and after an investigative period I got reimbursed and got free pussy. To hell with that place for trying to charge me R$275 as if they were a termas.

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman; 1204538]I really don't see why anyone would go to Solarium over MC or even L'Uomo. Or the centro casas.

-Cartman[/QUOTE]Solarium is the one terma I visited in many visits to Rio and never fucked a girl. Why, because the desk lady told me that the big room was not available but I can have a smaller at the same price."SAY That again please," I asked. I got dress and left.

[QUOTE=Ipanema Carioca;1204937]Solarium is the one terma I visited in many visits to Rio and never fucked a girl. Why, because the desk lady told me that the big room was not available but I can have a smaller at the same price."SAY That again please," I asked. I got dress and left.[/QUOTE]Well, I always make a trip to Solaruim at least 2-3 times a trip mainly because they have MANY big booty Blondes there that will allow me to butt fuck them so to me flying 9 hours is worth a trip there to check out the blondes. As far as loud Brazilians guys wearing towels / ropes around their waist or them grab asses I really could care less I always wonder WHY so many gringos worry so much about how other guys act in their own country?

I am there to pay for ass from hot chicks what I care about what some other dude do?

Also a few years ago I had the girl at the desk at Solarium UPGRADE me to the VIP room for a standard room fee because the other bigger room wouldn't be ready for a few hours because some trick book another hour with his chick. So they have look out for me.

Kid Cisco

I came to Rio back on Sept 16. I got there late Friday night and did not go anyplace until Saturday.

Saturday night I went to Luomo. I think it was around 7 or 8pm. The place was not very busy although about 4 or 5 guys were just leaving.

As for the girls, there were faces I recognized from my last trip almost 2 years ago. The tall girl Bia and the girl with the 1980's platinum pornstar hairstyle. I forget her name. From what I heard Ingrid is no longer in the business. Maybe this is temporary. The newer girls did not really catch my attention. I went with Nathalia who I have been doing since she started 3 years ago. I had a great time with her. Still, Luomo did not seem as busy as it should have been for a Saturday. Of course it's off season too. I don't remember the total for 40 minutes and drinks but I think it was around 375R.

Sunday I planned to go to MC. I head over there around 9pm and they are closed. Damn, I though I read something on the forum about them being closed on Sundays during off season. I should have paid more attention. I didn't really want to hit Luomo again so I just went to eat and skipped the termas.

Monday I went to 4x4. I got there around 6pm. It was pretty busy for a Monday. A few girls came over that I wasn't really interested in. Then I saw this tall blonde, pretty face and a bigger than usual ass. She said her name was Brenda and she tried to sell me a threesome with her friend. I wasn't interested in the friend. Brenda did not come and sit down, she just stood up leaning against the table I was sitting at. I talked to her a little but I did not get a very good vibe from her. She said she used to work as the cashier at Solarium and Centaurus. She also said she has a twin sister that works in MC. I thought that was strange because if she really did have a twin, they could make a killing working in the same place. She was just standing around looking for customers and out of the blue, turned around and asked me to buy her a red bull. I told her no and she walked away. Good riddance! I'm sure I dodged a bullet with her. I learned a long time ago on this board that the interview is a great indicator of the experience you will have in the room. It is very true. After I forgot about Brenda I kept seeing this tiny little cute girl with a tiny red skirt. I was checking her out and as usual these girls know right away you are looking at them. She came over and sat down and was very nice and in a good mood. After talking and kissing her for a while we went to the room. Her name is Popcorn. She was great in the bedroom and had a tight little pussy. Afterward back in the boite I offered her a drink and she got a juice and hung out with me for another half hour or so. She was a real doll and highly recommended.

I remember reading the posts about the 4x4 cashiers hitting up gringos only for tips so I was curious to see if I would get hit up. My bill came up to 292R and I gave the young girl who does not speak english 300R. She said something to the old lady there and handed her my 8R change. The old lady says to me in english " ehh 3R is for the tip" ready to hand me just 5R back. I said "what are you talking about?". She said again "the tip is 3R". I said "no" and she gave me the 8R. I think it was Bubba Boy or Cartman who had this happen to him and he told them that they would not try this on a brazillian guy. 3R is not a lot but this is bs because they only try this on the gringos and they try to make it sound like it's mandatory. Don't let them rip you off. I always tip the locker lady, but I don't see why the cashier deserves a tip for all of 30 seconds worth of "work".

Tuesday I went to MC around 6pm. There was one guy sitting on the couch almost all the way at the end by the bar and the column and then there were two guys sitting at the bar. I was sitting in the middle of the couch by myself and all the girls were sitting on the other couch just staring at me trying to catch my eye. I felt like a goldfish in a fishbowl with a bunch of cats outside scheming on me. One by one, some of the girls came over but I was still trying to see all the girls and wait for any I may have missed if they were currently sessioning. There was a pretty blonde tall girl there. So I'm thinking this girl looks like Brenda from 4x4. It must be her twin sister she was talking about. Although she looked great, I figured she must be stuck up like her sister so I avoided her. I had a nice conversation with a thin short white girl with black hair. She spoke fluent english because she said she lived in the US for 6 months. I usually like blondes but I was considering taking her but I still wanted to see what else there was available. The tall blonde girl kept smiling at me but I thought she was going to be a problem like her "sister". After a while she came by and sat down. Her name is Eloa and she spoke almost no english unlike her "sister" who spoke very good english. After talking to her for a while I tried to ask her if she has a sister at 4x4. She said that she did not although she worked there for 4 or 5 months before MC. I asked why she left and she said because of men she knew frequented 4x4 and she did not want to be recognized. She had no idea what I was talking about or what Brenda from 4x4 was saying. Her demeanor and happy mood was nothing like Brenda's so they were not sisters. I still don't understand why the girl from 4x4 would make up this story. Anyway it almost cost me a great experience with a great girl. She was very affectionate and in the room she was an animal. Afterward I was hanging out with her in the boite and asked her if she wanted a drink. She got a juice and said she doesn't drink alcohol. I stayed a few minutes longer then left because I wanted to get to the buffet place before they close.

At the the cashier the total was 397R and I give her 400R. Now I'm sure she is going to try to tax my change. So she prints out my exit receipt and puts it on the counter and then gets on the phone. I don't know if she was really talking to someone or not but she tried to look busy hoping I would just leave. So I stood there looking right at her. She notices and tells me that this is my receipt and I use it to give to the doorman when I leave. I said "yes I know" and I just stood there waiting for my change. Even though she was looking away from me and talking on the phone, she saw I wasn't leaving so she went in to the drawer and gave me my 3R change. I felt good that I am not encouraging this behaviour. If we all do it eventually they won't even try it.

Afterwards I went to the buffet around the corner from the movie theater on Ns Copacabana. It was close to closing and it seems like I was eating the scraps because they were not bringing anything new out. Anyway, the next day and a half I was sick and running to the bathroom every few minutes. Usually the food at that place is good but I think I will make sure I get there a few hours before closing so I don't get some stale or rotten food.

Thursday evening I felt good enough that I wanted to order in. I really wanted to try Camilla or Karem from Starchris. I called them but no one answered. Ok so next I called scortshow. The girl on the phone spoke enough english that I had no problem ordering Agatha for 7pm. She showed up pretty much on time. She had a pretty face but her ass was definitely bigger that the photos and her tits were saggier than the photos. Not terrible but just not the same as the photos. She was good in bed and I had no complaints except she smelled like cigarettes mixed with perfume. She seemed to have some high mileage plus she had a kid. She wasn't bad for the 120R +30R for taxi but I definitely would not spend $300R+ for her in a terma. Does anyone know if Starchris is still in business?

[QUOTE=Simpleminded;1205123]She had a pretty face but her ass was definitely bigger that the photos and her tits were saggier than the photos. Not terrible but just not the same as the photos. S[/QUOTE]Yeh they all photoshop the hell out of their photos. I had it happen to me with Tammy Moricet. Caveat emptor.

Thanks for the report. Glad you held your ground on tips. It's a principle thing. R$3 is like what these days, US$1. 60? But jeez give a man his change and let him decide. Which recepcionista at MC? The blonde with curly blonde hair?

[QUOTE=Kid Cisco; 1205019]As far as loud Brazilians guys wearing towels / ropes around their waist or them grab asses I really could care less I always wonder WHY so many gringos worry so much about how other guys act in their own country?

I am there to pay for ass from hot chicks what I care about what some other dude do?[/QUOTE]First off, props for the Jamaican patois. Bravo sir! ("What I care about what some other dude do." That's up there with I Love You Man's "I'ma slappin the bass, man! Slappin the bass!" ahahahah.) Well, for what it's worth, it annoys me for a few reasons. One, I am an INTJ (Wikipedia it) so loud, startling noises (like drunken Brazilian guys shouting) [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] me off. Motorcycles and guys driving by with loud music too. That's life. Moving on.

Two, they tend to monopolize the chicks for the duration of their stay. Even though they rarely ever bang the chicks. They grab some hot chicks, sit with them, grope them, buy them some choppes, and keep them out of circulation. So they limit my supply.

Frankly both things would bug me even in my own country. It's not us-vs-them or locals-vs-gringos, it's a behavior thing.

Am I happy for you that it doesn't bother you? Sure am. Wish I could be there with you. But I'm not. So there's my explanation. Unless your question was rhetorical.

Honestly, I am not a big fan of the big-bunda loiras at Solarium. I like fit slim girls or fit big girls. Too many saggy bellies for me there. Which is great for you, as you love the place. So the Cartman is not all up in your biznez. Therefore more for you! Bravo sir. Head on down and knock yourself out. As the Cartman will be in warmer climes. With chicks who, to me, seem to have a better attitude as well.

Peace out.

-C.

PS the chick I banged at Solarium was true to her word, and got my ex-favorite (now at Centaurus) to call me the next day. Damn that's some rare shit here in Rio. I had to try to explain to said ex-fav why I didn't want to pay C prices to see her. She didn't seem to get it. Different world for these girls.

Many Termas have banned the "robe around the waste" look, in fact only 4x4 specifically allows it. Solarium usually does not. T65 has a few signs around that says Robes must be worn in the Boate at all times. MC and Luomo will not tolerate it. My point is, it is wrong to say that just Cartman doesn't particularly like it. Many Brazilians do not like it as well.

Speaking of 4x4. Was there last night. It was very quiet, in fact most places are really slow now. All the girls are complaining that there just isn't the business to go around. I guess it will pick up at Christmas. 502 is a complete waste of time now. Really dead there. Last year it was the same until December, then it really picked up.

"I was checking her out and as usual these girls know right away you are looking at them. She came over and sat down and was very nice and in a good mood. After talking and kissing her for a while we went to the room. Her name is Popcorn."

Ah yes, her name is Pipoca (popcorn in English). Sexy little dame. I've had some good times with her. Nice to know that she's still at 4X4, though on my last trip I made it a point not to go with her because she was dominating all my time there and of course I want to spend time with other garotas at that Termas. Maybe we'll hook up during my next trip.

- DSK

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman; 1205227]Yeh they all photoshop the hell out of their photos. I had it happen to me with Tammy Moricet. Caveat emptor.

Thanks for the report. Glad you held your ground on tips. It's a principle thing. R$3 is like what these days, US$1. 60? But jeez give a man his change and let him decide. Which recepcionista at MC? The blonde with curly blonde hair?[/QUOTE]I don't really remember if she was blonde. I don't think she was. The only cashier I know by face is the one in Luomo because she has been there as long as I can remember.

[QUOTE=Simpleminded;1205410]I don't really remember if she was blonde. I don't think she was. The only cashier I know by face is the one in Luomo because she has been there as long as I can remember.[/QUOTE]OK, that is actually the answer that EC was looking for. Because if you had been paying your bill with the blonde one, you would definitely remember her. She is fantastically beautiful and would make a killing if she ever decided to work in the boite.

Here is why you should never marry a escort. This guy marries his escort and then she tries to have him killed for his money. [url]http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-5512655-504083.html[/url]

[QUOTE=HelpRules; 1205621]Here is why you should never marry a escort. This guy marries his escort and then she tries to have him killed for his money.

[url]http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-5512655-504083.html[/url][/QUOTE]I read the article, but where does it say she was an escort? And what does this have to do with Brazil?

He said during the trial that he hired her as a escort and then they dated. I posted it because we had a long thread about marrying these girls from the termas recently. I though I would remind people how dumb the idea is.

Anyone on the ground in Rio today? At 2pm it is so foggy that visibility is maybe 500 yards. Cold too. From our apartment, which is 500 yards from the beach, I can see the sand but not the water. Very strange.

I think that these discussions about how dumb a relationship attempt is actually is very helpful, and it sounds like there are a lot of list members who have made the mistake confusing the topic of this website with something more.

Like those list members who criticize "chit chat," I also prefer the pictures (I've posted all of mine!) , but this sanity check is helpful too.

One of the Brazilians on the gpguia signs his posts: They are all working girls. Get out of fantasyland and really think about it.

[QUOTE=HelpRules;1205711]He said during the trial that he hired her as a escort and then they dated. I posted it because we had a long thread about marrying these girls from the termas recently. I though I would remind people how dumb the idea is.[/QUOTE]