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[QUOTE=Fordsvt; 1164203]First off, I'd like to thank all for the great reports. Great info here!
I'm thinking of going for a week. If someone could answer my questions I'd appreciate it!
1. What's the best Hotels.
2. What's the average price for a good looking young gal 20-30.
3. How much does it cost for a week in total minus air fair
Thanks again[/QUOTE]Always happy to answer interesting and unusual questions.
1. Most people would say the Shangri-La or Sheraton.
2. This is answered in many places, but the consensus is that her price is far above rubies.
3. $42 (or $45 if you leave a tip).
No worries Winnipeg.
Don't Let Mouse1 Lead You Astray
[QUOTE=Fordsvt; 1164203]First off, I'd like to thank all for the great reports. Great info here!
I'm thinking of going for a week. If someone could answer my questions I'd appreciate it!
1. What's the best Hotels.
2. What's the average price for a good looking young gal 20-30.
3. How much does it cost for a week in total minus air fair
Thanks again[/QUOTE]Fordwurst, I need to tell you that although Mouse1 is close to correct, his answers are a little off the mark. Now first of all I congratulate you for asking your questions before doing any research, since all of the advise offered here is wrong. You can only trust the advice I am about to give you now. Are you ready? Then let's begin.
1. Mouse1 is correct about the Shangri La as being the best hotel, but what he neglected to say is that the best hotel is actually the Shangri La in Bangkok. Bangkok is only 5 minutes away from Pattaya's Walking Street by tuk tuk.
2. The most expensive girls are pretty and 20 years old. They always cost exactly 3, 000 Baht. The cheapest girls are ugly and 30 years old. They are usually willing to pay you 3, 000 Baht for a good time. So when you average it out, the gals are in fact free.
3. I am glad that you asked about the total cost for a week minus airfare, because it saves me the time of sending you a PM to ask how much your airfare is costing you. The Bangkok Shangri La is $10 per night but you can get that down to $5 per night if you use a coupon. Food costs are limited to $2 per day by Thai law. And like we already established, the girls are free. So your total costs $7 per day or $49 per week. Tipping is illegal. Mouse1 was close with his answer, but he should have done more research first.
So now all you need to do is save up $49 (plus your airfare of course) , and away you go!
Raz