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Trip report to Artemis
After years of hearing about Artemis, I had to pay my respects when I was there in Berlin on Business recently.
I got a taxi from Berlin Mitte area for 20 Euro, the trip was about 15 minutes.
When you get to Artemis it is near a autobahn and has a very big car park much like a supermarket.
Once inside there are 3 floors, and you go to reception where you are greeted and pay 80 euros to the receptionist, she in turn gives you a brown robe, towel and a key you then head up one flight of stairs to the changing rooms where communal changing rooms await with showers, get washed up and ready for action, locking all of your gear away including money (very secure by the way).
You then head to the middle floor where a bar like area surrounded by loungers, chairs and girls surrounding the whole place. I went on a Wednesday night and I estimate there were around 50 - 60 girls on show at anyone time plus maybe 10 - 15 in bedrooms, this is a bit of a guess as very hard to tell exactly. What I will say is there is no doubt the girls to me anyhow (plenty of monger experience) were mostly 8's, some 9's and some 7's, for me it was the most concentrated amount of hot hookers I have ever seen in one place at any given time.
You can talk freely to passing girls, and comfortably approach them, the costs are 60 euro for 30 minutes of Sex / BBBJ, 100 euro extra for anal, 50 euro for CIM. Some of the girls were a little jaded as usual and mechanical, but I must say as a bonus if you stand in the stairwell, you see all the girls come back down from the bedrooms, and I would estimate in seeing around 40 - 50 totally naked girls all night, which was pretty cool too.
Downstairs there is a steam room / sauna, swimming pool and another bar with food which is inclusive, however I forgot this due to the amount of pussy that was on show.
I comfortably spent 4 -5 hours there, banged 2 and left with some good images in mind. The girls tend to be the taller stripper eastern European type of girl, there was plenty of beauties but as I said I am sure many are mechanical, I guess most are servicing around 5 - 20 a night.
It was a good old fashioned brothel with no holes barred! It was worth the money, however I probably personally prefer the spending a little more time with each girl, rather than 30-60 minutes.
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I am soon going back to Artemis again and I am curious if you can ID a girl for me and provide some feedback. She's a blonde with straight cut bangs, very slim with small natural tits. Her face has kind of a special look. She's elegant but not baby face cute. She usually sits in the sofas in the narrow section behind the bar. Does not approach guys much. I think she could be Russian or from the basaltic. Any feedback appreciated.
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[QUOTE=Hermann666;1709604]I am soon going back to Artemis again and I am curious if you can ID a girl for me and provide some feedback. She's a blonde with straight cut bangs, very slim with small natural tits. Her face has kind of a special look. She's elegant but not baby face cute. She usually sits in the sofas in the narrow section behind the bar. Does not approach guys much. I think she could be Russian or from the basaltic. Any feedback appreciated.[/QUOTE]I did speak with a girl who was on far right on own as you walk in at back of bar area, she was always alone and seemed very natural, a little older than the others maybe 28? Classy looking and nice and Eastern European for sure, if so she was there last Wednesday!
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[QUOTE=Banafly;1709832]I did speak with a girl who was on far right on own as you walk in at back of bar area, she was always alone and seemed very natural, a little older than the others maybe 28? Classy looking and nice and Eastern European for sure, if so she was there last Wednesday![/QUOTE]Yes, it might be her. I was also at Artemis last Wednesday and I did see her too. I've seen her another time when I was there in January. She has an interesting look which is different from the others and I am curious if anyone had been with her and had some info.
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[QUOTE=Hermann666;1709604]I am soon going back to Artemis again and I am curious if you can ID a girl for me and provide some feedback. She's a blonde with straight cut bangs, very slim with small natural tits. Her face has kind of a special look. She's elegant but not baby face cute. She usually sits in the sofas in the narrow section behind the bar. Does not approach guys much. I think she could be Russian or from the basaltic. Any feedback appreciated.[/QUOTE]That sounds like Mila, from Latvia. She's a top girl. Great to talk with outside of the room, and good service in the room. She takes long breaks from the club these days. I have only sessioned with her once, due to her apparent aloofness. She is actually very friendly when you approach her.
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[QUOTE=Hermann666;1709945]Yes, it might be her. I was also at Artemis last Wednesday and I did see her too. I've seen her another time when I was there in January. She has an interesting look which is different from the others and I am curious if anyone had been with her and had some info.[/QUOTE]Small world eh, what's the chances.
Was a good night, but did find the girls a little mechanical, but guess that is how it is in this type of place.
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Going outside
Hi,
Do you know when they start going outside to enjoy the sunshine and warm weather. For the moment, it still is a bit cold, but I am hoping to go outside and also onto the roof garden maybe early may?
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[QUOTE=MarlboroRed;1710192]Hi,
Do you know when they start going outside to enjoy the sunshine and warm weather. For the moment, it still is a bit cold, but I am hoping to go outside and also onto the roof garden maybe early may?[/QUOTE]There is a glass door in the dinning room and this glass door is not locked. You can go outside anytime you want via this glass door.
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[QUOTE=MarlboroRed;1710192]Hi,
Do you know when they start going outside to enjoy the sunshine and warm weather. For the moment, it still is a bit cold, but I am hoping to go outside and also onto the roof garden maybe early may?[/QUOTE]I spent some time outside last week. It was nice and warm in the sun. The pool was closed but I used the jacuzzi and the sauna. I saw only one girl outside but a few men relaxing in the afternoon. To cold to be outside in the evening this early in the year.
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Still cold
[QUOTE=UShobbyist;1710201]There is a glass door in the dinning room and this glass door is not locked. You can go outside anytime you want via this glass door.[/QUOTE]It is still cold there. Oh well, will have to wait a bit longer before it is warm enough to have some fun out side!
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Wifi
Does FKK sharks, FKK oase or FKK Palace provide clients with WIFI?
I want to go online while I am not having sessions.
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We had 20 degrees here where I live in Scandinavia yesterday, so it shouldn't be 'early' at all. Just need some luck with the weather. After all, if you book a flight, you probably do it a month or so in advance, so can't decide to go by weather forecast either:
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Easy Question
I will be headed to Artemis for the first time in a couple of weeks and I will probably be able to visit two or three times over a two week period depending on my work schedule. My question is: are there any very petite (short, small framed) women that you regulars can recommend that gives a good performance? I have seen a very petite woman working out at my gym recently and that has got me trying to remember the last really small woman I was with.
Any help is appreciated.
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[QUOTE=MrHo;1710360]Does FKK sharks, FKK oase or FKK Palace provide clients with WIFI?
I want to go online while I am not having sessions.[/QUOTE]Just buy a german simcard for 30 euro and you will have 5 gb mobile internet. You will need wase navigation for finding Oase and it works with mobile internet.
And i dont understand why you ask this here.
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[QUOTE=MrHo;1710360]Does FKK sharks, FKK oase or FKK Palace provide clients with WIFI?
I want to go online while I am not having sessions.[/QUOTE]FKK Oase offers decent wifi. Reception will give you the password. As a previous poster mentioned, you are better off just getting a German SIM card and putting it in your unlocked GSM phone.