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[QUOTE=La Isla]Let's just agree that Haiti has an excellent Coco crop and we're good :)[/QUOTE]
That is easy to agree with though it represents a very low threshold of agreement indeed. With such a threshold, we could also agree, methinks, that roasting small children is bad, drinking battery acid is not conductive to healthy behaviour, and that females are attractive to most members of the ISG.
Peace
[QUOTE=Cunning Linguist]That is easy to agree with though it represents a very low threshold of agreement indeed. With such a threshold, we could also agree, methinks, that roasting small children is bad, drinking battery acid is not conductive to healthy behaviour, and that females are attractive to most members of the ISG.
Peace[/QUOTE]We roast baby chickens, battery acid is HCL a natural stomach acid, and who knows if more than half of ISG members are attracted to females themselves or just to the tits ass and pussy parts. But how is your Haitian dictonary doing and how is Vicky; more specifically, how is Vicky's ASS?
Guys, I know how to get laid in three languages. English, Spanish, and Creole. I can ask where something is. I can ask for water. I can ask for food. I can ask for beer. I can ask for a good BJ. I can ask for nookie. What else is there?
But before I start getting all teary eyed, I would like to thank all of you guys for a great year. If I died tomorrow all I could say is that it has been great.
I especially want to thank the following guys:
Ayyyypapi for helping me invent trolling
David 33 for his suggestion that got me to think about the mansion
Cunning Linguist for his support and language help
Frannie with many of his ideas
Bluevette for his gifts to the school for wife number 5
Sawassdee for the badbear cap and showing us how easy it is to get laid even if you don't speak the language
La Isla for being a great friend and helping me with the website
Alew217, you old bastard I don't know what happened to you----------Where are you
JTDBusiness for proving to me that you can find a good woman in this torn apart country and being a good friend
And I don't know what your handle is here but the Englishman that better come back and make me some more gin and tonics and BS with me before we go our separate ways to the bed rooms with our babes.
All of you have been great
BB2000
[QUOTE=Ayyyypapi]We roast baby chickens, battery acid is HCL a natural stomach acid, and who knows if more than half of ISG members are attracted to females themselves or just to the tits ass and pussy parts. But how is your Haitian dictonary doing and how is Vicky; more specifically, how is Vicky's ASS?[/QUOTE]
True, one thing is being attracted to women and another thing to female parts! LOL!! No, I am not writing a dictionary. I could never write a dictionary. Too much work. I am writing a study of Haitian dialects. Vickie has gone batshit crazy since the quake, found Jesus, and is reportedly in the DR.
Wow that means if I learn Creole it's not enough; gotta learn different dialects. I heard some Haitians can't understand each other. I guess it's easier to point to my zozo, ten point to her coco, shake my head up and down and say "oui".
[QUOTE=Cunning Linguist]True, one thing is being attracted to women and another thing to female parts! LOL!! No, I am not writing a dictionary. I could never write a dictionary. Too much work. I am writing a study of Haitian dialects. Vickie has gone batshit crazy since the quake, found Jesus, and is reportedly in the DR.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BadBear2000]I have picked up girls in Haiti in the past and thought they were the best I ever had, then the next time they were the worst I ever had. I have picked up girls and thought to myself, I could have done just as good with minnie five fingers and then just out of curiosity tried the same girl again and she would be awesome. I think it all depends on how you approach the girl or what you mind is on at the time. The big difference in Haiti is they are capable of being your girlfriend for a day or a week or longer. If you have your mind fully on your job as the Gentlemen Traveler did while he was here it makes it difficult. He was actually worn out from riding through the rough streets of Haiti to really relax at night. This is one reason why I like it out be cause you do not have to put up with the crazy driving in the city. If everything goes with what we are planning we may have 2 places. One in the city and one at the beach but right on the beach where you can skinny dip with your babe at nights. There will also be a salt water pool for the pussys who are afraid of the big bad sea.
No seriously, when I would come to Haiti on a contract, I had good nights but too many times I had bad nights because I just could not get in the mood. If you are not in the mood then it is very difficult to get your babe in the mood.
Now, this is just my opinion and you know what they say. It is just like A-holes, everybody has one.
GT, when you come back, I will have more time to concentrate on your needs. Sorry I had to disappear for a few days. But when you return, I plan to get your brains f _ _ ked out[/QUOTE]well said and if your last comment isn't a reason to come on down now what is, LOL. Been looking to make my way down there for a while, just can't get away yet. So close (miami) yet so far away. Soon Soon.
Happy 4th to all the Yanks here!
Okay guys the house near Delmas is now a reality. I will be working with the lady who owns the house. She is in the U.S. now but will be coming in two weeks. Her dad will be helping but he is getting older and cannot do much so she is depending on me to keep all her important services working properly. This will include water, electricity, and internet. Her dad has already said he wants to turn the roof into a restaurant club with a dance floor. It will be a guest house open to anyone but you mongers wlll still be welcome. In Haiti you have to remember that it is not unusual to be staying at one of the so called elite hotels and see some old fart like me check in with a hot 20 year old babe.
We are still planning the house by the beach which will be pure paradise.,
You know how to reach me if you have any questions.
[QUOTE=BadBear2000]Okay guys the house near Delmas 75 is now a reality. I will be working with the lady who owns the house. She is in the U.S. now but will be coming in two weeks. Her dad will be helping but he is getting older and cannot do much so she is depending on me to keep all her important services working properly. This will include water, electricity, and internet. Her dad has already said he wants to turn the roof into a restaurant club with a dance floor. It will be a guest house open to anyone but you mongers wlll still be welcome. In Haiti you have to remember that it is not unusual to be staying at one of the so called elite hotels and see some old fart like me check in with a hot 20 year old babe.
We are still planning the house by the beach which will be pure paradise.,
You know how to reach me if you have any questions.[/QUOTE]
Good news Bad Bear!
If I understand this correctly, this place will be operating as a regular guest house, advertised to non-mongers as well? But will be monger-friendly? Do you see girls just hanging out here on spec, or will we need to recruit them specifically each time?
The restaurant/club thing on the roof is a good idea.
Gives the girls something to do while waiting to be picked up.
Good luck!
I think you hit it on the head. We will be inviting girsl with maybe a free drink to get them started. It will be a club type atmosphere. Hopefully we will get the jacuzzi up and running very quickly.
[QUOTE=Gentleman Travel]Good news Bad Bear!
If I understand this correctly, this place will be operating as a regular guest house, advertised to non-mongers as well? But will be monger-friendly? Do you see girls just hanging out here on spec, or will we need to recruit them specifically each time?
The restaurant/club thing on the roof is a good idea.
Gives the girls something to do while waiting to be picked up.
Good luck![/QUOTE]
I'm planning a trip for next month.
I can't wait. Whats available, the new place or the mansion?
Sweet Orlando to PAP for $244.
I will try to get pics of the rooms and prices this week some times.
[QUOTE=Johnswd40]I'm planning a trip for next month.
I can't wait. Whats available, the new place or the mansion?[/QUOTE]
Guys, except for the shity roads to the new place, everything is good. There are girls passing this house all day and night. There is a tent city not far from here which makes it a trolling paradise. I have received some phone calls on my magic jack that I do not have anymore. If you need to communciate with me just send me a PM with your email and I will get back to you. Do not miss out on the last frontier of mongering.
But be careful, it is easy to fall in love with one o these babes because most of them are real girl friend friendly. Beware of these babes when they get your private member into a lip lock. They are hard to resist
Come on down. Forget about the earthquake and just cum and have some fun
Sounds like we need to resurrect the Coco Bus!!
[QUOTE=BadBear2000]Guys, except for the shity roads to the new place, everything is good. There are girls passing this house all day and night. There is a tent city not far from here which makes it a trolling paradise. I have received some phone calls on my magic jack that I do not have anymore. If you need to communciate with me just send me a PM with your email and I will get back to you. Do not miss out on the last frontier of mongering.
But be careful, it is easy to fall in love with one o these babes because most of them are real girl friend friendly. Beware of these babes when they get your private member into a lip lock. They are hard to resist
Come on down. Forget about the earthquake and just cum and have some fun[/QUOTE]
Hello, everybody,
I have a question. I am invited by an international help organisation to come to Port au Prince shortly and to stay around 1- 2 weeks. I assume they will have accomodation for me in sort of a tent town or something like this.
Just a question for those guys who now the scene. Aren't there any hotels available, which are safe? I hear all sorts of stories on the news here, which make me think if I really should go for this trip, although I certainly would be willing to help.
Is anybody able to give me some recommendation with regard to possible hotels that have been rebuild or which had not been destroyed. Does something like this exist?
Thanks!