Mr. Intl., you let the wrong head do the thinking
Mr. Intl, you have posted some great reports in the past so I know you know your way around. On this occasion, however, you let the wrong head do the thinking. I travel often to Caracas on business and I assure you I have never been to the slums you went to in search of pu$$y. You went to the worst of the worst areas and unfortunately got a skewed impression of Caracas. Caracas can be dangerous if you are not careful but no need to make things hard on yourself by going to a slum ("cerro"). There are OUTRAGOUS looking women in that town. Much better (on average) than DR. You cannot go 2 blocks without getting whiplash. But, you have to be in more or less the right areas AND you have to change your dollars on the black market.
Now the question is, "how do you do get change if you've never been here before and don't know where to go? " The answer is this that you bite the bullet and pay $75 for a reputable secure driver from the hotel (Tamanaco, Melia, Marriott, Centro Lido, etc.) to take you your hotel in town. Call ahead and make arrangements for them to pick you up. Request a car so they don't send a shuttle bus where the driver will feel uncomfortable discussing this in front of other passengers. During the ride you ask him if he knows where you can change dollars. Believe me they all know where to go. They will skim something off the top but you should have no trouble getting at least $4b to $1US even with the driver's behind-the-scenes "comission".
Another source for bolivares are the independant girls. They also have arranged for change for me, usually above what I could get from a driver. Just be clear with them that they can make something off you but that if they get greedy you have another source.
If you follow these guidelines you can basically cut all your expenses at least by half.
As far as the girls, it is up to your taste. There are milky white to midnight black and everything in between. If you look on Sexycaracas.com they are listed by agency, escort, or studios. Take your pick. With a little looking around you can find anything you want. The only problem I have had is that I'm not into the silicone boobs very much and most women here have boob jobs.
There are also streetwalkers that are concentrated in a certain area and, again, the drivers know where to go. Do not even think about walking around at night.
As far as strip clubs that you can take the girls out, in my opinion, Angelo's is not a big deal. Lots of girls but I really could not find one to my taste. I have never been in Divas because they tried to charge me and my co-workers an entrance fee even though the locals were walking in without paying and none of the other clubs charge a fee. We ended up walking out but I hear there are some nice looking girls. Versailles is upscale with a few 10s but expensive. The trick there is to try to discreetly arrange for a meeting the next day before the come in to work. There is also Morrison, etc.
Hope this helps. Good luck
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I was in Caracas a few months ago, here is a re-cap.
Non-pro? I checked out all the malls and at no time did I get lucky. I am used to giving & getting "the eye" in other places but no dice in Venezuela. Conclusion - forget the malls!
Divas & Angelus - I was turned off by the shitty attitude of the girls & the ridiculous prices they were quoting ($200 US plus!!!). These are tourist traps for ugly old men.
Noche de Ronda - in the basement level of centro commercial Chacaito. Open from about 1pm to 10 pm. This is a great option. The selection is hit or miss and there is only 1 room on site. They will ask 320BsF for 30 minutes but you should be able to negotiate down. Pretty safe location so it is always worth looking at.
Sabana Grande - Right at the end of the boulevard there are a bunch of bars & hotels. I had my best luck at one of these. 250BsF for 1 hour, 2 condoms,girls & room. Thats $50 bucks and it was an absolute bargain. The other advantage is that there were no bar fees & the beers were only 5BsF=$1us. The girl I got really drained my balls with passionate sex. I went back 2 days later and did it all over again, it was so good. The hotel is literally right next to the bar & you pay everything to the cashier in the bar, that way they make sure the girl doesn't rip you off.
Sabana Grande is a dangerous neighborhood but it is worth going in for some cut-rate putas.
Overall, the putas have a shitty attitude so it definitely isn't as fun as the other latin countries.
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