Tel Aviv

Its been really quit lattelly in Tel Aviv. I'm gonna go down there this week to se if there are any changes.

good luck!

[QUOTE=Shlmel]Its been really quit lattelly in Tel Aviv. I'm gonna go down there this week to se if there are any changes.[/QUOTE]

The scene seems to have changed a lot from my last visit two years ago. Apparently most of the illegal alien brothels are shut down or you need to know where to look.

I did find a spot at 66 Levinsky 054-8157790, 200 Shekels for 40 min, which had women a little older than I was hoping for but pretty good service. They were Israeli or legally in the country. Nothing compared to what 56 HaYarkon used to be at its best.

I also walked around the Red Light District (really the flashing white light district) of the Old Bus Station. I found one gem out of many scary, older women and I would say the thrill is more in the search there. It was 100 Shekels for 15 min.

It can be a sketchy area and not for the faint of heart. I kept thinking this is where the low-grade, old, Eastern European *****s end up before they looses complete value. To me, it has a very dirty, very poor man's Amsterdam style booths where the women sit around and you look, if you see something you like you go in, if not you walk away. Lots of drug addicts around too.

There were lots of foreign workers hanging out. I guess it's where they go for pay for play.

I'm sure Tel Aviv still has hot, sexy women available but not for cheap and you may have to read Hebrew to find them. Good luck.

Ok, I've found this guide rather useful so thought I would share.

I was quite squemish about this type of thing, until say a month ago. Then the dam broke. I put a few extra condoms in my pocket and this (now illegal) vigor-25 pill in my pocket and headed to TA.

I had, one year ago, been ripped off of $300 shekels at the pussycat. Wherein I simply wanted a lap dance and ended up drunk at the atm for a fairly rushed closing time HJ that I hadta finish myself. I don't mind paying but the delay from "awesome lap dance" to "backroom fantasy" was too devistating.

I asked around a bit for Banana and gave a few #'s a try. I ended up at BY 38 (surprisingly I had walked by that spot many times without probably knowing what was there). I got this really bitchy attitude from the girl who answered the door. She was pushy and we were not getting along cuz I didn't like ANY of the women paraded before me. I said "How about you then? " she sd "Ok" and a few minutes later I was taking a shower.

Now beginners luck kicked in. The vigor-25 had as well (made illegal because it contains sildenfil citrate). It ended up being a great GFE session with kisses and sweet pillow talk. She even scolded me for making a mess with the shower (oops) and complimented me on this protruding vein on my shmekel. It was cute. I'd never had Viagra or zona before. WOW.

I left there for some food and came back. Still wanting more. Bad selection except for my GFE girl. I ended up at Levinsky 66. What a nightmare. They said on the phone 40 min for $200? Well whomever is plugging that place is not very truthfull. Its 20 min of waiting and 20 min MAYBE with a girl. She was professional and fairly decent. But looked like the meth heads we have in Wisconsin. She did get me off (after waiting 20 min tryin to keep my soldier up).

Since then I've been back to only BY 38 (take sherut 4 from the central bus, its easy and cheap). Its the best to hope for living in Jerusalem. Call-in or women you meet in the bar require pre-arranged hotel which stinks. Hostels nearby do not allow guests upstairs.

Of course the girl I was 1st with was nowhere to be seen and her name was so hard to understand. But I've since had a decent time there anyhow. I'm hoping she'll show up again. No pictures to show you either, she said her family would recognize her distinctive hair in a hearbeat from those ads. Oh well, try your luck. I may go to one of the HJ parlors tonight just to test the arab Aphrodil I picked up on vacation.

After calling BY 38 and finding out that my regular girl was not in, I decided to try Allenby 26. I was met at the door by a cute petite brunette who explained that the service includes a "professional" massage plus handjob. Price is 160 NIS for 30 minutes or 180 NIS for 40 minutes. There were three girls available but I chose Lana who had met me at the door. I was shown into a room with shower and massage table, then I paid for 40 minutes and undressed. When Lana returned, she stripped and then gave me an actual professional massage on my back and legs. Then she climbed on top and gave me a nice body to body rub on my back. This included her rubbing her nice perky breasts all over. Next she asked me to turn over and continued the body to body rub followed by the hand job. Finally, she washed the oil off my back and legs in the shower. Overall, this was a much better experience than I have gotten at some of the 250 NIS places that offer full service. I will definitely repeat.

Nice man! I tried to go to Allenby 26 (I believe thats it, right on corner of BY and Allenby) for the 2nd time the same night I wrote that last review. However it was like 3am and they were full up. I mean packed! I guess they close at 4am.

My back was hurting, I could use an actual rub too! I asked them there if they did it they laughed and said "No! " on my previous attempt. Hmm.

is a body Massage joint and not a pro massage joint.
In 3am in the morning in Tel Aviv there are no open places for Pro massage Tel Aviv is not bangkok :)

I'm a veteran of BY 38, Alon 36, etc. But have only really had good results with Keren of the first one, soso others.

Going there again next month, Any news? something moving?

Seems like it is dead or getting to that.

Been brushing up on 03sex.com and I see this girl Orly (BY 38) that is just up my ally: light weight, long limbed and (supposedly) all willing including kissing (almost GFE I call it).

Anybody been there, done that?

Is there a local forum about our hobby? I can work it with online translation.

pay attention that the menu that each girl offer in the 03sex website doesn't match what the girl is willing to do in real life especially when it involves kissing and anal sex.

Orly for instance doesn't do anal.

Ask the girl before paying what is on the menu and how much it will cost and if time is an issue be aware that the 40 minutes they offer you is actually 15 minutes.


[QUOTE=Travel And Mate]Been brushing up on 03sex.com and I see this girl Orly (BY 38) that is just up my ally: light weight, long limbed and (supposedly) all willing including kissing (almost GFE I call it).

Anybody been there, done that?

Is there a local forum about our hobby? I can work it with online translation.[/QUOTE]

I guess it is to be expected i n this sort of places. Still I had a good 40 minute session there with the AWOL Keren. Anal is not essencial but chemistry and good service is, kissing also.

So what do you do for service there?

[QUOTE=Travel And Mate]I guess it is to be expected i n this sort of places. Still I had a good 40 minute session there with the AWOL Keren. Anal is not essencial but chemistry and good service is, kissing also.

So what do you do for service there?[/QUOTE]

I don't go there anymore unless I'm looking for something special like sex with an Ethiopian girl or anal with arab girl BY38 is not the place for GFE.

With some of the girls a fat tip might do the trick but I don't have a speciffic info.

So Israel is a monger desert? No worthwhile girls (unless you spend 600-800 NIS per hour) no local forums, no help or advise?

Appreciate the help regarding where not to go, but where DO you go for fun?

Israel is indeed a monger desert
local forums exist but they are private and I can't publish their address
(it is also against this forum rules)

Anyway trust me when I tell you that you will not finf what you are looking for in them.

in the price range that you mentioned nothing is gurranted because Israeli woman may look good but has zero service awarness.

[QUOTE=Travel And Mate]So Israel is a monger desert? No worthwhile girls (unless you spend 600-800 NIS per hour) no local forums, no help or advise?

Appreciate the help regarding where not to go, but where DO you go for fun?[/QUOTE]

First, thanks.

Conclusions:

1. We are the only 2 people reading and commenting in this forum.

2. Better stock up on girls before arriving in Israel.

Lastly, they do publish local forums (in the Sau Paulo thread for example) but I do take your word at face value, no good girls, no good forums.

Seems like it will be me driving stick shift next time in Israel.