Coolie Under-Cover Investigations.
CH & Oakie.
Guys, thanks for the great reads.
CH, your story and observations are the same time & again. I know a guy on the Mexicali board that told me about a 6+ year relationship that ending in arrest and major $$$$$ being taken from him. This was his second time, as he didn't learn from the first foreign "LOVE of his Life" experience.
Oakie, I hope it works out for you, and in the end you don't lose more than you can afford.
Oakie, maybe you could "slide" Coolie her phone number and see if she bites (no pun intended). LOL.
Have fun,
CL.
[QUOTE=Coolie High; 1115498]Oakie,
LMFAO! Now that's funny! Hey all is fair in love in war. Better tell her to stay away from Sosua Cus if she's fine I'll crush it like a coke can. LOL! But with all seriousness that's good shit that things are working out with you and the honey bun. Tired of hearing sad endings or why it didn't work, blah, blah, blah! Keep doing your thing.
Now speaking of honeys here's an update on my girl Sade. Soo all last year she goes from regular talking to ooh can I send her money. I told her I'll give her money once I'm actually in DR. So you know what happens next. The emails became short, no more calling me her man / husband *blah, blah, blah.
Now mind you gents when it comes to the ladies I'm the Magic Johnson of pussy. I'll pass off a female so my boy can smash in a heart beat. Especially with broads in Sosua. Now a few months back a certain senior monger that's on here ask for the digits and I slid the number to him. Just told him don't let her know that I gave it to him.
And wouldn't you know it gents my boy called and she was ready to give him the panties faster then a fatman falling out of a chair. The fellow monger bluff on Sade or so he says but the important thing gents is to not get so attach that you can't see the relationship for what it is.
It's easy to fall for a women in DR and to be honest even after passing off Sade like musical chairs I still have a soft spot for her. You know why cus I know as soon as I touchdown in DR she's going to treat ol' Coolie like a king, fluff my pillows, massage my bunions, the whole nine for the duration of my trip, all for the price of paying her rent. Which comes to $300 dollars BTW.
God bless Sosua! Hell Walmart can't beat that price and service. I can't wait to get back to the promise land[/QUOTE]
5 things I never forget to leave the house with when I travel to Sosua!
1) Raincoats. I like the crowns!
2) La Pela, goes in contingency with the Crowns, LOL.
3) I'd lube for some of those dry chochas and some good pounding! (goes together with the crowns and la pelas)
4) Some left over pesos and small USA bills for skycap, visa and $20 taxi rideo to sosua.
5) and Finally a fucking PEN for all of those fucking papers and slips you need to fill out. LOL Believe me this will cut down 20 minutes waiting for a pen or space at the immigration counters.