Sosua Characters to Remember.
Thought it would be interesting to hear of some of the unique characters you've run across in Sosua. I'm not talking, necessarily about just the chicas (they come and go) , but the other. Staples of the "community."
I always look forward to seeing the "Rosetta Stone" guy come around selling "Learn Spanish" DVDs. He's got a really smooth salesman type voice when he is touting it. The first time I met him, I let him give me the whole spiel before I told him I was already using the program after building up how great it sounded. I bought him a coke since it was so hot that day. I think he is Haitian, but has spent some time in the US. A real mild-mannered older (40s) guy.
Another character is this lighter skinned, bald Dominican guy who speaks perfect English. He lived in the Bronx for awhile before being deported. Not sure for what. But, the guy looks like a snake and talks like a snake. He is basically a hussle and con man. He finds English speaking newbies and offers his services which include "protecting" them from the wrong girls, making contact with girls and. This is the best. Introducing them to girls in Passions and convincing the girls to have sex with the guys-for a reasonable price! He told me one guy paid him $50USD just to "arrange" a sexual encounter with a girl (in Passions) that worked there. He tried to play that shit with me the first time at Classico's that he saw me. I told him it was my first time so I could hear his hussle, then broke the news that he was full of shit and I had been there several times before. He laughed and said "You got me". I laughed and bought him a Cuba Libre. Now, if you can get on the right side of a guy like this (I throw him 100pesos every now and then for a drink, admission to Classicos or a chicken meal from the grill) , he can be a good asset to get the gossip on whats going on in town. I definitely keep him at a distance and don't trust him at all-would never let him see where I was staying, flash too much cash, or go anywhere with him. But, he's entertaining and has connections and sometimes, that helps pass the time!
My final favorite (which rotates) is always a kid (boy). Usually, there's always a kid about 9 or 10 years old that has learned English from watching rap videos and sounds like he just stepped out of one. This one kid was like,"yo, yo, what up my and! Gg@I'm just tryin to mack these be! Tch#s and make this paper ya heard me?" So, I play along and I'm like "where the hoes at?" He goes on,"man I told this one be! Tch to have her a$$ on this corner by 9 cause mother [email]fu@kers[/email] Like you was going to be lookin for some a$$, now I'mma have to smack her a$$ with the backside." Me and my wingman were DYING laughing as this was coming from a 9/10 year old! Then, he goes on and starts whispering about how he had "that fire weed" if we wanted to get "[email]fu@ked[/email] Up like Chris Brown's career; but why'all got to give me the money first and I'll go get it for you and meet you over there." Nope. So, he starts talking about how that's good we don't do drugs cause that will [email]fu@k[/email] Up your life,"why'all need to stay in school so why'all can make those dollars. Dollar, dollar bill why'all." So, we asked him what he knew about rap and he said he knew everything about rap-50 cent. 2pac, Biggie, Snoop. Little bastard even started freestyling. I told him we'd pay him 100pesos if he let me video him rapping. He did and I must've kept it for like 2 years before I deleted it. The first kid I think ended up in jail. So says the second kid who was damn near a carbon copy. I think a third kid was trying to approach one trip, but I was hunting some pu$$why at the time, so I brushed him off! If you ever run across one of these dudes, not to be confused with the shoe-shining Haitian kids, give them a few minutes of your time-it will be entertaining!
My favorite bartender is Sandra (with the mole) at Club 59 / Classico's. I think its because I wanted her from day 1 for her amazing ass and everyone was saying she was "not that kind of girl" or "off limits". Well, about 2 years into my travels, I finally proposition her, which she agrees, but it took me 2 more trips to seal the deal. All the trips in between, she would look at me with these "please [email]fu@k[/email] Me" eyes and lips and just kept wagging her a$$ around me. There is definitely something to be said for the chase!
You Can Lead a Horse to Water...
[QUOTE=Twice Divorced; 1116717]...Non-US ATM Transaction (Using an ATM machine that is not in the US) 1% This fee will apply even if the transaction does not require a currency conversion...
...Taken from Paypal's website. According to this, it is 1, not $1. 00. Not an issue for me, but might be for those who are looking for the most cost effective means to access their money...[/QUOTE]With almost 70 ATM transactions in the Dominican Republic, spread out fairly evenly over the last three years, the fee on my debit card has always been US$1.00 per ATM transaction.
-Helpmann :(
One last thing on the ATM topic
If you loose your ATM card what kind of service are you going to get to in order to get you back and running while you are still outside the USA?
If anybody has experience with this and a Paypal ATM I would like to hear it. If they treat you the same way as Paypal dispute customer service does I want no part of them.
On the other hand, here is a post from a person who holds a zero fee SchwabATM and how they were treated while in Argentina:
[url]http://www.travelpunk.com/boards/travel-budget-money-matters-financial-talk/14834-best-international-atm-rate.html#post203045[/url]