Medellin Reports

Well she's quite the student! You have an agreement that there will be fucking, right? So in her premiere performance, she convinced you to part with 50% of your leverage as.

She might be "a very fine young lady"? She is fucking you for money. Where does that square with the aforementioned VF young lady?

Buddy, it's your cash, so spend it where you want but I see this next week as a never ending series of upcharge opportunities whenever this VFYL.

Sees fit. Do yourself a favor, keep a tab and deduct the upcharges from the other 50.

[QUOTE=Viajero;1185722]Here you go Lucky Eddie, I just met her tonight, no sex or anything, just beso on cheek, and she looks like a very fine young lady. She is studying to be an actress. In looks, she is a knock out gorgeous, when I saw her, I just melted. I gave her half the money as down payment, and the other half when we get back. I will keep you guys posted. I will be traveling next week with her.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Viajero;1185722]Here you go Lucky Eddie, I just met her tonight, no sex or anything, just beso on cheek, and she looks like a very fine young lady. She is studying to be an actress. In looks, she is a knock out gorgeous, when I saw her, I just melted. I gave her half the money as down payment, and the other half when we get back. I will keep you guys posted. I will be traveling next week with her.[/QUOTE]I just hope you get laid like gangbusters, best sex in your life. Sounds like you are infatuated and getting ready to surpass the limits of Western Union just to keep her from the next guy. We would all like some pictures.

Good luck

[QUOTE=LuckyEddie;1185607]In Colombia especially in Medellin you can pick up non pros just by spekaing english or carrying a blue passport. What are you waiting for? Get down here as soon as possible before some other loser gets the pussy![/QUOTE]Here all this time I have been shelling out money for nothing. I think in my closet I have a shirt that has a big American flag on it. It is a little too big for me now, but maybe if I look fatter than I really am it would help also. Come to think of it I'll also wear my shorts, and sandels. Do you think white socks is going a little to far?

Now at night in the better discos maybe the shirt will not be seen as it is dark in these places. I guess that is where the speaking English comes in. Of course I will have to almost shout as the music is very loud.

Thank you LE, enough of this trying to blend in. No wonder I have little luck with non pro's. I'm sure that will change on my next trip when I put your sage advice into play.

[QUOTE=LuckyEddie;1185607]or carrying a blue passport. What are you waiting for? Get down here as soon as possible before some other loser gets the pussy![/QUOTE]I'm french, so my passeport is not blue.

Thanks for the advice Eddie and sure I go to MDE asap.

[QUOTE=John Gault; 1185802]Here all this time I have been shelling out money for nothing. I think in my closet I have a shirt that has a big American flag on it. It is a little too big for me now, but maybe if I look fatter than I really am it would help also. Come to think of it I'll also wear my shorts, and sandels. Do you think white socks is going a little to far?

Now at night in the better discos maybe the shirt will not be seen as it is dark in these places. I guess that is where the speaking English comes in. Of course I will have to almost shout as the music is very loud.

Thank you LE, enough of this trying to blend in. No wonder I have little luck with non pro's. I'm sure that will change on my next trip when I put your sage advice into play.[/QUOTE]When I go, I will be carrying a spanish to english dictionary and a calculator at all times so they definately know I'm american. I will be getting free Non pro pussy thrown at me. Never mind the fact my spanish "esta buenisimo why tengo cara de puro paisa". I should also carry a bag of Mcdonalds with me. I will be doing a panty raid at all local colleges when I show up.

I believe that LE is just playing and sarcastic about some obnoxious, loud gringos, who believe that they look like Brad Pitt in Colombianas' eyes. Many European guys are doing great here unless you are extremely fat and/or act arrogant. No offense to others, but in general Europeans ( i am not) are more popular than North Americans here. Good luck.

[QUOTE=Kyrawz; 1185836]I'm french, so my passeport is not blue.

Thanks for the advice Eddie and sure I go to MDE asap.[/QUOTE]

Would Hotel Casa Blanca in Medellin be a good hotel for a first timer who speaks alittle to limited Spanish?

So funny JG! About ten years ago I saw a loud American guy wrapping himself in an American flag at the Imperial (Emperor's) palace in Tokyo. He acted like he was the coolest looking there.

[QUOTE=John Gault; 1185802]Here all this time I have been shelling out money for nothing. I think in my closet I have a shirt that has a big American flag on it. It is a little too big for me now, but maybe if I look fatter than I really am it would help also. Come to think of it I'll also wear my shorts, and sandels. Do you think white socks is going a little to far?

Now at night in the better discos maybe the shirt will not be seen as it is dark in these places. I guess that is where the speaking English comes in. Of course I will have to almost shout as the music is very loud.

Thank you LE, enough of this trying to blend in. No wonder I have little luck with non pro's. I'm sure that will change on my next trip when I put your sage advice into play.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Matt Psyche;1185851]I believe that LE is just playing and sarcastic about some obnoxious, loud gringos, who believe that they look like Brad Pitt in Colombianas' eyes. Many European guys are doing great here unless you are extremely fat and/or act arrogant. No offense to others, but in general Europeans ( i am not) are more popular than North Americans here. Good luck.[/QUOTE]

Or chinos (on the defensive) , LOL.

Matt didn't you write somewhere then deleted that you tried rapping to some gringos at mayorista trying to start a conversation and they ignored you? People either like you and want to meet you or they don't. Just me personally? I don't go to Colombia to meet gringos. Some people like the chitchat bullshitting camaraderie. I am not one of those people. Just stick and move. The less people know about your business the better. Too many blabbermouths stepping on your feet and you can't trust anybody with anything these days!

I'm one of those guys who doesn't like to chill with gingos but rather have all Colombian friends in Colombia (Hey when in Rome) I don't think Colombians distinguish one gringo from another, they are all gringos or chinos to them (anything Asian is "CHINO" plain and simple). I'm North American have a good disposition and carry myself with decency and respect. Do you think when they see drunk, obnoxious, Brits, Dutch or Aussies (Yankees as well) roaming around Parque Lleras they can distinguish what country they are from or whom they consider more popular? We are all gringos in their eyes setting good examples OR not. P. S. I am NOT Caucasian.

Hey, I am not chino anymore. I am Ching Chong Chang now. You should appreciate people not calling gringos "blah blah blah".
I am not crazy 'about dealing with locals either in Centro strip clubs or in Mayorista. They give me the same old questions at best or at worst totally bull s*t. Young, college graduates are nice though. As for the caucasians in mayorista, the issue of caucasian gringos by non-caucasians, but not the issue of non-caucasions by caucasians, is de facto prohibited on this board. Thanks.

[QUOTE=MiamiHeatLuver;1185875]Or chinos (on the defensive) , LOL. Matt didn't you write somewhere then deleted that you tried rapping to some gringos at mayorista trying to start a conversation and they ignored you? People either like you and want to meet you or they don't. I'm one of those guys who doesn't like to chill with gingos but rather have all Colombian friends in Colombia (Hey when in Rome) I don't think Colombians distinguish one gringo from another, they are all gringos to them. I'm North American have a good disposition and carry myself with decency and respect. Do you think when they see drunk, obnoxious, Brits, Dutch or Aussies (Yankees as well) roaming around Parque Lleras they can distinguish what country they are from or whom they consider more popular? We are all gringos in their eyes setting good examples OR not. P. S. I am NOT Caucasian.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dornyone; 1185750]Well she's quite the student! You have an agreement that there will be fucking, right? So in her premiere performance, she convinced you to part with 50% of your leverage as.

She might be "a very fine young lady"? She is fucking you for money. Where does that square with the aforementioned VF young lady?

Buddy, it's your cash, so spend it where you want but I see this next week as a never ending series of upcharge opportunities whenever this VFYL.

Sees fit. Do yourself a favor, keep a tab and deduct the upcharges from the other 50.[/QUOTE]Yes sex included. I know what do you mean exactly, that's what I am afraid of. But I will take your advice by keeping tab on everything. I know she only drinks expensive whiskey that was on the first date. She drank more than half the bottle which is good for me, this way she loosens up a bit and make things easier for me. But other than that, she did not ask me to buy her anything.

[QUOTE=Amb832;1185853]Would Hotel Casa Blanca in Medellin be a good hotel for a first timer who speaks alittle to limited Spanish?[/QUOTE]The Casa Blanca UNO is a great choice. For the first timer, especially with limited Spanish, it's the best choice.

Gents.

What are the areas in Medellin called? Barrios, neighborhoods, suburbs, I refer to Medellin, is located in the? Of "Antioquia, I'm trying to design some day trips and got the distance map for some cities by or near MDE, such as Manizales 137KM, Quibdo 140KM, Perto Berrio 126KM, and Bello and Envigado both at around 6 to 9 KM, now when I searched these they all had " Antioquia after the city, so is this what the general area is called/

A big thanks for anyone that can answer these, also how accurate is my distance calculator with the distance between these cities and Medellin,

Thanks again

Nowrath

Guys I'm pretty anxious about my upcoming trip to Medellin, I heard the girls are just just attacking guys when they hear the english or see my blue passport. Suggestions anyone?

Also is it safe to wear my pimp gettup when I go to visit these dangerous barrios?

Lastly, I don't speak spanish, why is it these ColUmbians don't learn english? Are they lazy?

Sorry, one more thing, what should I pack in my suitcase?

Wow, this place sure has changed.

Sorry about the sarcasm amigos, only la mejor energia.

[QUOTE=Nowrath; 1185940]Gents.

What are the areas in Medellin called? Barrios, neighborhoods, suburbs, I refer to Medellin, is located in the? Of "Antioquia, I'm trying to design some day trips and got the distance map for some cities by or near MDE, such as Manizales 137KM, Quibdo 140KM, Perto Berrio 126KM, and Bello and Envigado both at around 6 to 9 KM, now when I searched these they all had " Antioquia after the city, so is this what the general area is called/

A big thanks for anyone that can answer these, also how accurate is my distance calculator with the distance between these cities and Medellin,

Thanks again

Nowrath[/QUOTE]Antioquia is the department, which is like a state or province. The way you are looking at it would be like saying "I'm going to miami and I want to see some other areas, why is it that fort lauderdale is nearby but gainesville is far away?"

Feel out what you want to do in mde and go there is my best advice. There are many neighborhoods within it and many nearby cities that are basically part of it (envigado, bello, etc).