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[QUOTE=Jaosousa; 1116936]Nice.

Do you have any favorite lines that you use with non-pro chicas you may meet in the supermarket or at the claro counter?

Something like: "Quiero tomar un cafe contigo"= I want to take a coffee with you. Or "Quieres un traigo conmigo?"=Do you want a drink with me?

Refresco is soda, bedidas=drinks, traigos=drinks.

Some chicas will respond that they don't drink alcohol. So coffee or un jugo (juice) can be offered.

"I want to invite you for a drink or for dinner", I don't know the proper translation, something like "invito por un cenar (dinner)"

Anyone with good pick up lines in Spanish? I would like to learn them. [/QUOTE]These seem odd questions coming from somebody who often advises others, but I guess I'll play along.

My "pick up" line (Christ, I sound like a kid) for the Claro counter woman was fairly simple. I had a brother who had decided to stay in PP for a year. He, myself, and a local friend went to Claro to get my brother set up with a phone. My brother, who has no patience whatsoever, started to get a little nasty with the woman who was helping him. I saw what I thought would be an opportunity to teach him a little lesson in patience, really. When the woman handed him the receipt to show him what the phone was going to cost I took the receipt, studied it for a bit, and then told her in what little spanish I had, that there was a problem. She asked me what the problem was and I told her that it didn't include her phone number. By this time my Dominican buddy was translating. She asked me why it should, and I asked her why not. She walked away and returned with my brothers phone, handed him his receipt, and handed me a seperate piece of paper with her phone number on it. True story.

No real need for "lines". Many times simple honesty works like magic. I've been to LaSirena often. After they opened there was a particular chica I had noticed who I decided I would like to get with. During my first several visits I always made sure I got in her line and would talk nicely and joke with her, with my buddy translating, of course. One of the benefits with having him translate is that the chicas then realize I'm a foreigner, and not a local, which tends to spike their interest. After several visits I asked my friend to ask her if she had a boyfriend or husband, to which she answered no. (You never really know). So, I told her I thought she was beautiful and that I'd like to take her out. To make a long story short, we ended up hooking up and she turned out to be one of the better chicas I've met there.

So, you see, for the guys who may want others, particularly the newbies, to believe that there is some sort of exotic formula for picking up women, sometimes there is, and sometimes there isn't. Sometimes it's as simple as recognizing an opportunity, capitalizing on it, and simply asking "can I have your phone number?"

[QUOTE=Twice Divorced;1116980]My "pick up" line (Christ, I sound like a kid) for the Claro counter woman ... When the woman handed (my brother) the receipt to show him what the phone was going to cost I took the receipt, studied it for a bit, and then told her in what little spanish I had, that there was a problem. She asked me what the problem was and I told her that it didn't include her phone number. By this time my Dominican buddy was translating. She asked me why it should, and I asked her why not. She walked away and returned with my brothers phone, handed him his receipt, and handed me a seperate piece of paper with her phone number on it.[/QUOTE]Perfect! And delightful! And, frankly, [u]obvious[/u] when we stop thinking like mongers and "artists" - and just approach the cute salesgirl with the attitude of "I'd like to have a coffee break with her, or take her out for drinks or maybe even supper, and we'll just see if something might click."

As a frankly "newbie" monger, I will probably get nothing but a hard-core puta. As a "hard-core" monger, I may get better service, but I'm still going to get a puta. TD showed up at the Claro counter as "a regular guy" who wanted to take "a regular girl" out for "a regular date," and I would bet he had a good time even if she didn't "ride his painted pony" on the Midnight Trampoline that night.

[QUOTE=Twice Divorced;1116980]So, you see, for the guys who may want others, particularly the newbies, to believe that there is some sort of exotic formula for picking up women, sometimes there is, and sometimes there isn't. Sometimes it's as simple as recognizing an opportunity, capitalizing on it, and simply asking "can I have your phone number?"[/QUOTE]I guess if there was anything else I would offer as a suggestion it would be to be direct and upfront with the women. Not in an overly aggressive, immaure kind of way. But, to state what you think / feel, and look her directly in the eyes when you do it. Latinas like "strong" men.

There is a HUGE difference in the type of approach one can take."I want to fuck you" versus "I think you and I would make some beautiful babies" can make a world of difference.

[QUOTE=Jaosousa;1116936]...Anyone with good pick up lines in Spanish? I would like to learn them.[/QUOTE]Interesting topic, but I am sure that you don't need any advice picking-up a regular girl in the capital.

The best pick-up line that I know is "Hola, como estas?," which is followed by 1-2 minutes of some flirty chit-chat and closes with "Pareces como una mujer buena. Puedo llamarte?"

For me, it's more about avoiding landmine words such as "Boca Chica" and "Sosua" as well as having a solid story for the reasons why I am in the Dominican Republic (business, wedding, visiting friends and family) and keeping the flirty chit-chat fresh and unrehearsed.

-Helpmann :)

[QUOTE=Twice Divorced;1116980]... When the woman handed him the receipt to show him what the phone was going to cost I took the receipt, studied it for a bit, and then told her in what little spanish I had, that there was a problem. She asked me what the problem was and I told her that it didn't include her phone number. By this time my Dominican buddy was translating. She asked me why it should, and I asked her why not. She walked away and returned with my brothers phone, handed him his receipt, and handed me a seperate piece of paper with her phone number on it...[/QUOTE]Classic, I like that, I will use it.

Useful to have a Dominican cell phone. I have asked chicas for their phone number and if they say yes, I have handed a few chicas my DR cell phone for them to enter their name and phone number into my cell, the chicas are usually proficient at typing in their info on a cell phone (just be careful that you don't give your cell phone to a snoopy DR chica who looks to see the call log or the text messages, but there are apps that will password protect the text messages, contact list, photos etc.).

[QUOTE=Helpmann; 1116995]Interesting topic, but I am sure that you don't need any advice picking-up a regular girl in the capital.

The best pick-up line that I know is "Hola, como estas," which is followed by 1-2 minutes of some flirty chit-chat and closes with "Pareces como una mujer buena. Puedo llamarte?"

For me, it's more about avoiding landmine words such as "Boca Chica" and "Sosua" as well as having a solid story for the reasons why I am in the Dominican Republic (business, wedding, visiting friends and family) and keeping the flirty chit-chat fresh and unrehearsed.

-Helpmann. [/QUOTE]Pareces como una mujer buena = You look like a good woman. Puedo llamarte (pway-doe ya-mar-tay) =can I call you.

Easy, simple and effective, Thanks

[QUOTE=Twice Divorced;1116988]There is a HUGE difference in the type of approach one can take."I want to fuck you" versus "I think you and I would make some beautiful babies" can make a world of difference.[/QUOTE]Totally agree. For the first you will probably need condoms, for the second, not so much.

[QUOTE=Westy;1116987]As a frankly "newbie" monger, I will probably get nothing but a hard-core puta. As a "hard-core" monger, I may get better service, but I'm still going to get a puta. TD showed up at the Claro counter as "a regular guy" who wanted to take "a regular girl" out for "a regular date," and I would bet he had a good time even if she didn't "ride his painted pony" on the Midnight Trampoline that night.[/QUOTE]Hell, even I monger. There are times when all I want is sex and am not in the mood to "chase" it. But what's funny is that I have been with many a puta who have declared that they are not putas, while busy filling their mouths with my the*k and their purses with my money. What you truly don't want to do is to treat a regular chica with your comments and mannerisms like you would a Sosua street puta, although "un regalo" after the deed is always appreciated. LOL.

[QUOTE=Charles Pooter;1117026]Totally agree. For the first you will probably need condoms, for the second, not so much.[/QUOTE]Not quite what I had in mind, but okay.

Thanks for all the info guys. I think what I may do is instead of spending a few nights in sosua, spend one night in sosua and one night at BB's (for the threesome).

I will probably post more as the time gets closer to see who will be around when I am there.

And just let me add if it wasnt for this board I would have been completely lost on my trip.

[QUOTE=Jaosousa; 1117014]Pareces como una mujer buena = You look like a good woman. Puedo llamarte (pway-doe ya-mar-tay) =can I call you.

Easy, simple and effective, Thanks[/QUOTE]LOL nice man. I like the annunciation lesson. Your like a mongering rosetta stone

[QUOTE=Twice Divorced; 1116988]I guess if there was anything else I would offer as a suggestion it would be to be direct and upfront with the women. Not in an overly aggressive, immaure kind of way. But, to state what you think / feel, and look her directly in the eyes when you do it. Latinas like "strong" men.

There is a HUGE difference in the type of approach one can take."I want to fuck you" versus "I think you and I would make some beautiful babies" can make a world of difference. [/QUOTE]Who would of thought these mature hardcore mongers would get the same advice he dished out to his own 16yo boy. .

[QUOTE=Darlinho;1117105]LOL nice man. I like the annunciation lesson. Your like a mongering rosetta stone[/QUOTE]It can be intimidating speaking Spanish. Some Dominican chicas don't make it easy, some look at me like I have two heads when I speak Spanish sometimes. If you know a few verbs you can communicate a lot.

Quiero (key-air-0) = I want, Quieres (key-air-es) = you want?

Tengo= I have, tienes (tea-en-es) = you have.

All DR mongers need to know, Cuanto=how much

Ok. Here is mine, but you only get one.

Hola me amor. . . Dime. . . Que tipo do beso prefieres cuando un hombre de siete millon de dolares esta tocando en la puerta de tu casa? Y luego, después del beso, yo iré de buscar el hombre de 7 millon.

(The prices comes down if you make them laugh)

[QUOTE=Ehunter;1117110]Who would of thought these mature hardcore mongers would get the same advice he dished out to his own 16yo boy. .[/QUOTE]It never ceases to amaze me how the egos of some of you "international players" gets bruised so easily.