Hong Kong Club Reports

To Travv.

I was staying in Cascada last week. The noisy brass band was playing all night in front of Cascada, did not stop until about 4 AM. Damn. In between the music, the chicas and their friends were calling out for each other in the hallway at the top of their lungs, on and off all night. I am a deep sleeper but the noise really annoys me.

We are paying top dollars to be kept up all night by noisy, stupid, inconsiderate people. Bring ear plugs but you must be able to hear fire, earthquake alarms etc. I urge the bros to write complaints and suggestions to Cascada's management. Ask them to banish the stupid band to East Tijuana where the cartels routinely dissolve noisy, stupid vagrants in acid drums.

Last time I emailed a complaint about slippery tiles around the shower, they immediately placed a towel on the floor in every room. So do suggest how they can run their hotel better.

That brass band never sleeps! I saw them as early as 10 AM and as late as 2 AM on various days. Something I never experienced before though. They had a chica that, more than once, assaulted me. LOL She wanted to dance. She was picking the wrong guy! LOL I have no rhythm, can't dance and certainly not after you surprise me as she did on the sidewalk. She was pawing and groping at me, telling me something in my ear. As if my already poor Spanish could hear over the trombone piercing my eardrums. Definitely got the impression it was a proposition. But she was clearly tied to this band and wasn't sure how that would go! She was, at best, a 6. But she was ready to go for sure. After her third attempt that night, I was just avoiding her at all costs.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2188642]To Travv.

I was staying in Cascada last week. The noisy brass band was playing all night in front of Cascada, did not stop until about 4 AM. Damn. In between the music, the chicas and their friends were calling out for each other in the hallway at the top of their lungs, on and off all night. I am a deep sleeper but the noise really annoys me.

We are paying top dollars to be kept up all night by noisy, stupid, inconsiderate people. Bring ear plugs but you must be able to hear fire, earthquake alarms etc. I urge the bros to write complaints and suggestions to Cascada's management. Ask them to banish the stupid band to East Tijuana where the cartels routinely dissolve noisy, stupid vagrants in acid drums.

Last time I emailed a complaint about slippery tiles around the shower, they immediately placed a towel on the floor in every room. So do suggest how they can run their hotel better.[/QUOTE]

My bet is on rent being due. Haha I hesitate to say we had a great chemistry. But I do think that she enjoyed my laid back approach.

I do hope you get to meet her. As I said, she had this awkward bubbliness at first but I was happy to spend about 2 hours with her all told. Nice girl and nice session. Very tight.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2188172]If she drops her offer quickly from $70 to $60, that could mean she really wanted to fuck your brains out, or her rent is due this week hehe.

My MO is just like you. I am picky, but if I find the girls I like in looks, personality, health and hygiene, I would spend any money. If not, I am totally cool. I don't even want them next to me.

By your recommendations, I have to look up this Alcides. May be I will get lucky.[/QUOTE]

I think the noisy brass band plays for tips. Once they get enough tips in their bucket from the listeners to not play, they will stop playing, usually around 4 am! I used to go to the Vietnamese restaurant across the street so I could close the doors and block the "music". It is so loud, they could use it to torture detainees at Guantanamo! You might try asking for a room on the alley side of the hotel away from the "music" next time.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2188642]To Travv.

I was staying in Cascada last week. The noisy brass band was playing all night in front of Cascada, did not stop until about 4 AM. Damn. In between the music, the chicas and their friends were calling out for each other in the hallway at the top of their lungs, on and off all night. I am a deep sleeper but the noise really annoys me.

We are paying top dollars to be kept up all night by noisy, stupid, inconsiderate people. Bring ear plugs but you must be able to hear fire, earthquake alarms etc. I urge the bros to write complaints and suggestions to Cascada's management. Ask them to banish the stupid band to East Tijuana where the cartels routinely dissolve noisy, stupid vagrants in acid drums.

Last time I emailed a complaint about slippery tiles around the shower, they immediately placed a towel on the floor in every room. So do suggest how they can run their hotel better.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Travv;2188763]I think the noisy brass band plays for tips. Once they get enough tips in their bucket from the listeners to not play, they will stop playing, usually around 4 am! I used to go to the Vietnamese restaurant across the street so I could close the doors and block the "music". It is so loud, they could use it to torture detainees at Guantanamo! You might try asking for a room on the alley side of the hotel away from the "music" next time.[/QUOTE]How much of a tip does it take to shut them up?

To Travv.

I think if you tip them, they would play louder and longer.

May be a grenade would work?

Hey all,

Been a long time since I've been here on the forums. Frequent HK monger, though I haven't been in a few months. Back again, and upon checking in got a card for "Free Breakfast" Tuesday / Wednesday 10 am - 11:30 am for HK and Cascadas customers only from the front desk. It's supposed to be in HK during the aforementioned hours.

This must be new, never remember seeing this before. Any one checked this out? I'm not one to turn down free grub, but if it's a super awkward experience. Would rather pass. Thanks in advance.

To Monkey7212.

This free breakfast deal is new.

Looks like HK and Cascada sweeten the deal with 80% room discount on Mon and Tues, and now free breakfast in the morning. I have to try it, breakfast in the morning in HK, washed down with beers while watching naked girls on the stage. Well, you can order coffee, but Azul only has instants. This sexy prospect is hard to resist. Have to try it.

Why feel awkward? In the morning there should be plenty of open tables. Just sit down, give the card to a mesero, specify what you want for breakfast, then tip him when he brings it back. HK operates with vouchers for guys and girls, like their own private currency in the club.

There are some musicians so bad that people will pay to not hear them. Yoko Ono and this Brass band come to mind, but I was joking about paying the band not to play. I understand in Mexico traditionally someone like El Chapo would make the offer by saying "Plata or plomo si no toca mas musica aqui" while holding out some money. In other words, (Silver) take the money to do what I say or Lead (I will kill you) if you do not play any more music here.

[QUOTE=CountryMan54;2188812]How much of a tip does it take to shut them up?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Travv;2188155]Cascadas (and other Zona Norte hotels) can be noisy on weekends, so I suggest you bring quality earplugs and an eye mask like they use on airplanes to sleep. Another tip is to bring a small notebook or cell phone with a charger and play relaxing music off Youtube using the hotel wifi to help you sleep. The unstated benefit of Cascadas no-one I've noticed has mentioned is no bedbugs or cockroaches. They are very good about changing blankets and cleanliness which you may not find at other Tijuana (or American) hotels. As far as non-Viagra help, suggest you start eating beets and drinking beet juice for the nitrates and mixing powdered cocoa powder into your coffee. Hershey's cocoa powder relaxes your blood vessels like a natural Viagra from what I've read. What some doctors believe is that Viagra usage indicated the start of coronary problems. Which means you need to start doing cardio on the treadmill to avoid the risk of a heart attack and stop smoking. If you do enough Cardio for a few month, no need for Viagra?[/QUOTE]I did have earplugs but along with the band out in front and all the other noise, I didn't think it would help in the long run. I just wanted to get out of there. The eye mask and relaxing music is a good idea for next time potentially. I do agree with you that one good thing about Cascadas is no bed bugs or creepy crawlies. I've stayed there only about four times but never experienced those issues, which I suspect is common in some of the dive hotels.

In terms of non Viagra help, those are good suggestions, I usually don't have an issue with erections if I am sufficiently aroused. Some days better than others, but my refractory period has gotten worse over the years.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2188237]To Olderman4 you:

It's sad that after all that work driving to Tijuana and blowing $90 on the room, you only got 5 minutes of bliss with a chica. This instinctive hunger for closeness with a warm female body, and the intense pleasures of copulation, drive men to work hard all their lives. Like all living things, men and women are driven all their lives with their physical and emotional needs, designed and buried deep into their genes, to perpetuate their species..[/QUOTE]Now I remember why I booked the room. My original plan was to have at least three sex sessions, but after the first one, I had zero desire for sex rest of the night. As I mentioned above, my refractory period has gotten worse. Combine that with the noisy room, I just felt let down and wanted to get out of there.

But one thing I've read, and was not aware of this, is that Viagra can actually help with the refractory period. Anyone experience this? I don't have a problem with erection too much, just that after one pop I am done for the night unlike when I was even in my 30's.

I am researching now and it seems like supplements like mucuna pruriens might help with this (with some weird side effects).

That is why I never stay in Cascadas. Well, that and the cum infested rooms. LOL.

Better to sleep in a much nicer hotels in Centro, safe distance aways from the all rateros, noise, and dirt of the Zona.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2188642]To Travv.

I was staying in Cascada last week. The noisy brass band was playing all night in front of Cascada, did not stop until about 4 AM. Damn. In between the music, the chicas and their friends were calling out for each other in the hallway at the top of their lungs, on and off all night. I am a deep sleeper but the noise really annoys me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ctytek;2189467]That is why I never stay in Cascadas. Well, that and the cum infested rooms. LOL.

Better to sleep in a much nicer hotels in Centro, safe distance aways from the all rateros, noise, and dirt of the Zona.[/QUOTE]Whatever you do just don't shine a black light in the rooms at Cascadas. The place will probably light up like a Christmas tree!

[QUOTE=OlderMan4U;2189268]I did have earplugs but along with the band out in front and all the other noise, I didn't think it would help in the long run. I just wanted to get out of there. The eye mask and relaxing music is a good idea for next time potentially. I do agree with you that one good thing about Cascadas is no bed bugs or creepy crawlies. I've stayed there only about four times but never experienced those issues, which I suspect is common in some of the dive hotels.

In terms of non Viagra help, those are good suggestions, I usually don't have an issue with erections if I am sufficiently aroused. Some days better than others, but my refractory period has gotten worse over the years.

Now I remember why I booked the room. My original plan was to have at least three sex sessions, but after the first one, I had zero desire for sex rest of the night. As I mentioned above, my refractory period has gotten worse. Combine that with the noisy room, I just felt let down and wanted to get out of there.

But one thing I've read, and was not aware of this, is that Viagra can actually help with the refractory period. Anyone experience this? I don't have a

problem with erection too much, just that after one pop I am done for the night unlike when I was even in my 30's.

I am researching now and it seems like supplements like mucuna pruriens might help with this (with some weird side effects).[/QUOTE]From my experience and research, viagra will make you climax slower. I do not beleive it makes you recover faster.

Hello fellow mongers,

I have been a member of the USA version of the site, but planning first international visit now.

This forum has been great, and I have a good idea what I want to sample on my first visit.

Most of my questions are answered by recent comments, I have a few more.

Would appreciate info from seniors here.

I am considering staying at Cascadas for my first visit to keep things simple, and sticking with SGs and BGs to make sure WYSWYG.

But I do want BBBJ and MSOG which I see offered by the agency girls.

1. I understand BGs would charge 80-100 for hour. I prefer 90 min sessions as I am over 40 and it takes longer to get going a second time. Can I negotiate for 90 mins with HK BGs? Or does the establishment requires 60 min sessions?

2. does a typical sessions with BGs from HKs include BBBJ and MSOG? Or is that extra?

3. the 17 charge for the room does not apply if I am staying at Cascades, right?

4. I plan to spend Monday there, I see some mentions of 80% off on Mondays. I cannot find what exactly is off, any pointers?

5. If I can find a SG to come to Cascades, would the hotel charge anything?

6. I would want to try out generic Viagra to last longer, and to go multiple times. I saw one or two comments, any suggestions on what brands and where to get them?

[QUOTE=HornyIndo;2189650]Hello fellow mongers,

I have been a member of the USA version of the site, but planning first international visit now.

This forum has been great, and I have a good idea what I want to sample on my first visit.

Most of my questions are answered by recent comments, I have a few more.

Would appreciate info from seniors here.

I am considering staying at Cascadas for my first visit to keep things simple, and sticking with SGs and BGs to make sure WYSWYG.

But I do want BBBJ and MSOG which I see offered by the agency girls.

1. I understand BGs would charge 80-100 for hour. I prefer 90 min sessions as I am over 40 and it takes longer to get going a second time. Can I negotiate for 90 mins with HK BGs? Or does the establishment requires 60 min sessions?

2. does a typical sessions with BGs from HKs include BBBJ and MSOG? Or is that extra?

3. the 17 charge for the room does not apply if I am staying at Cascades, right?

4. I plan to spend Monday there, I see some mentions of 80% off on Mondays. I cannot find what exactly is off, any pointers?

5. If I can find a SG to come to Cascades, would the hotel charge anything?

6. I would want to try out generic Viagra to last longer, and to go multiple times. I saw one or two comments, any suggestions on what brands and where to get them?[/QUOTE]1. Its Mexico so everything is negotiable. I have heard of the clubs wanting you to buy a bucket of fichas if your time excides an hour, but not always the case. Best to make sure there is a clear understanding of what you want and what she is willing to provide. As far as extended time best to try to work out a deal when she is outside the club.

2. Not usually but refer to question 1 everything is negotiable for the right price. And if you are thinking agencies for those extras. Remember most agency girls will not come to Zona Norte.

3. That is correct. Once you have a room there is no limit who you can bring to your room. If its not an HK girl make sure she has an ID, that's the only requirement.

4. If you purchase the HK VIP card you will get 80% off your room rate for Monday. For a single I believe it comes out to around 11 dollars.

5. No again just be sure she has an ID.

6. I can not help you there. Never tried any of those. As far as price many will recommend Piri farmacia located across from the wax museum.