FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=EricCartman;1726287]Hello intrepid readers. Cartman here. You may know me from my Brazil reporting (click my name, see my posts). Recently arrived in Berlin after a couple days in Zurich duly written up on the zurich forums.

Headed out to Artemis around 4 pm. Took a you-bahn to an S-bahn, and it was about a 5-10 min walk from the train station. From the outside Artemis looks like a Red Roof Inn or other mid-range motel chain. Inside it's actually a very nice facility. There is a smoky main bar area where all the girls hang out, on the entry floor. If you take the stairs down, there is a "Kino" sex theatre, a big pool area (indoor), and a massage area and other bar. The pool has some steam rooms / saunas around it. You can head outside past the dining area (which is on the main floor right after the main smoky bar) and there is a HUGE outdoor area (paved) that on one side leads to some very nice rooms (apparently built about 1. 5 years ago) and on the other side down to a large outside pool, hot tub, and an outbuilding area with a really nice sauna and steam room and showers.

Entrance was 80 Euro. Comes with free soft drinks and food. Regular 30 min sessions are 60 Euro, and the menu goes up from there -- 100 for anal, 50 for prostate massage, etc.

Not that many girls working when we showed up around 5 pm, but more came in starting around 7 pm and even up until midnight when we were leaving. Lots of slim Romanian types, some hungarians, a few outliers from Africa, Bahamas, etc..[/QUOTE]Brianna from Spain does kissing with lots of energy. She's short and super tiny with black hair and blue lenses over the brown eyes.

Also Cheyenne, German super thin girl with silicone and a tattoo over her whole back, is really hot, but no kissing. She's more of the PSE type. Looks a bit like Anne Hathaway.

What is Artemis policy when it comes to female guests? Are they even allowed to entry the club?

Do they get free entry or free entry when they come with a man or have they always got to pay that 80?

[QUOTE=Hermann666;1726388]Brianna from Spain does kissing with lots of energy. She's short and super tiny with black hair and blue lenses over the brown eyes.

Also Cheyenne, German super thin girl with silicone and a tattoo over her whole back, is really hot, but no kissing. She's more of the PSE type. Looks a bit like Anne Hathaway.[/QUOTE]Perhaps I misjudged Brianna bc I was put off due to her approach. Maybe I should try her next time or perhaps she likes you.

Cheyenne? Black curly hair wearing glasses?

[QUOTE=Guy93;1726484]What is Artemis policy when it comes to female guests? Are they even allowed to entry the club?

Do they get free entry or free entry when they come with a man or have they always got to pay that 80?[/QUOTE]Female guests are banned unless she wants to work in Artemis. In this way she needs to book time for interview. But only entry is not allowed for women guests.

[QUOTE=Guy93;1726484]What is Artemis policy when it comes to female guests? Are they even allowed to entry the club?[/QUOTE]No admittance for female guests.

[QUOTE=Guy93;1726484]What is Artemis policy when it comes to female guests? Are they even allowed to entry the club?

Do they get free entry or free entry when they come with a man or have they always got to pay that 80?[/QUOTE]As far as I know not. In Artemis there are no couples, men and girl, even so lonely women or lesbian couples allowed. I only know that a couple, men and girl can enter Oase. The girl does not have to pay entry fee. One other club now is the Oceans in Düsseldorf. There are couples, men and girl, as so women alone and lesbian couple allowed. They have free entrance all the time.
I really saw some joining the club with bathrobes. Interesting aspect. One time I came from the sauna, I disturbed accidentally a couple in the shower area. The women started to blow her (a) man.

Thank you for your answers gentlemen.

I tried to search info at Artemis homepage before, but they didn't mention anything about female guests.

[QUOTE=RempNobbes;1726548] I only know that a couple, men and girl can enter Oase. The girl does not have to pay entry fee. [/QUOTE]I think you got this one absolutely wrong: Everybody pays entry fee to get into Oase. Even Mauro's mother has to pay to get in!

[QUOTE=Exodus8;1726492]Perhaps I misjudged Brianna bc I was put off due to her approach. Maybe I should try her next time or perhaps she likes you.

Cheyenne? Black curly hair wearing glasses?[/QUOTE]Brianna can be a bit pushy but I have read other positive reviews of her and we had great fun in the room with lots of kissing.

Cheynne is the best PSE style girl I've tried in Artemis. No glasses what I recall, silicones that look a bit oversized on her petite frame. She is really skinny and her whole back is covered with a tatoo with a couple of faces if I recall correctly. Her hair is sometimes put up in a knot. I did a lot of positions with her, she did deepthroat, CIM and anal with great enthusiasm. I like to do anal in mish with eye contact and she was great at that. In doggy she was very active and pushed herself onto my dick. I've had a couple of different sessions with her and would repeat every time.

I've never heard of a FKK club where the female part of a couple doesn't have to pay entry. That may be true for Party- or Swingerclubs.

HB.

So who are the salaried employees who don't pay entrance fee? Hopefully Mauro does nt charge himself, LOL. The bartenders, cooks, bouncers, cleaning people etc? What about the masseuse, wonder if s / he has to pay, since they freelance and get paid similar to the hookers?

[QUOTE=Ortos;1726568]I think you got this one absolutely wrong: Everybody pays entry fee to get into Oase. Even Mauro's mother has to pay to get in![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HessenBub;1726595]I've never heard of a FKK club where the female part of a couple doesn't have to pay entry.

HB.[/QUOTE]This corresponds to my experience. Oase was certainly quite happy to take my money for two entry fees every time I showed up there with a female guest. If someone knows better, than please tell me because I will certainly be bringing other girls there in the future.

Returned about 8 pm to Artemis on a Weds night. As others have noted, Wednesday is "not naked" day at Artemis so the girls were wearing bikinis, bra / panties, or even tight dresses. Not sure why they feel the need to do this 1 x / week, as naked makes it harder to hide things.

Waited about 20 minutes and was rewarded with Gina (black girl from Namibia) returning to the main lounge. Grabbed her for what ended up being 1. 5 hrs in the room. I like the rooms out by the outside pool. You can just ask and the girls go out there no problem. Gina was fun and friendly. I think we started around 20:45 and we ended at 10:25, but she had lost track of time a bit and only charged me for 1. 5 hrs. All in 160 Euro.

Had a steam and a dry sauna in the newer outside area, then a bite at the buffet. Reasonably decent food, actually. Back to the main lounge and it was *really* hard to try to find a next target. There are a lot of blondes walking around, in addition to the regular dark-haired romanians, but it's really hard to tell who is any good just by watching. Also some were so "fierce" in their bottle blonde look and fake boobs that I have to think they would be terrible in the room. A lot of the girls just have terrible non-friendly body language. There were a couple of blondes who I liked physically but I was afraid the session would be sharky and terrible.

Ended up going with Lorraine from Hungary. She has great muscular legs (was wearing boots) from apparently having played handball before her working girl career. Reasonably nice personality, some light kissing, good eye contact. All in all a reasonable service. 110 Euro including the basic 30 minutes and some extra. Did not clock-watch esp after I agreed to the extra.

I still find it much more difficult to make a connection with the girls than with garotas in Brazil. But hey when in Germany.

Any other suggestions on how to sort out the better performers from the weak ones, especially when you don't know their names, gratefully appreciated.

-Cartman

Cheers guys!

I have an option go to Artemis either on Wednesday or Friday.

Just need an opinion from regulars is Dessous Tag worth it to go, because last time when I was there to see totally naked ladies was a big bonus. What is your impression or recommendation.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=EricCartman;1726863]Returned about 8 pm to Artemis on a Weds night. As others have noted, Wednesday is "not naked" day at Artemis so the girls were wearing bikinis, bra / panties, or even tight dresses. Not sure why they feel the need to do this 1 x / week, as naked makes it harder to hide things.

Waited about 20 minutes and was rewarded with Gina (black girl from Namibia) returning to the main lounge. Grabbed her for what ended up being 1. 5 hrs in the room. I like the rooms out by the outside pool. You can just ask and the girls go out there no problem. Gina was fun and friendly. I think we started around 20:45 and we ended at 10:25, but she had lost track of time a bit and only charged me for 1. 5 hrs. All in 160 Euro.

Had a steam and a dry sauna in the newer outside area, then a bite at the buffet. Reasonably decent food, actually. Back to the main lounge and it was *really* hard to try to find a next target. There are a lot of blondes walking around, in addition to the regular dark-haired romanians, but it's really hard to tell who is any good just by watching. Also some were so "fierce" in their bottle blonde look and fake boobs that I have to think they would be terrible in the room. A lot of the girls just have terrible non-friendly body language. There were a couple of blondes who I liked physically but I was afraid the session would be sharky and terrible.[/QUOTE]I am no veteran by any means but after having made three visits to Livingroom in NRW recently and being able to compare to a number of visits done to Artemis this spring, the difference in the level of GFE service and DFK is huge in favor of Livingroom.

Artemis is great for optics and has a lot of beautiful girls but not very many that does good GFE and DFK. I tend to go for the non sharky girls at Artemis. The good girls seems to sit and wait for customers. I am also avoiding girls sitting in a group together seeming not being interested in the men at all. Good luck with the hunting!