Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Mr Gogo;1185455]Respectfully speaking Sir, but if your going looking for validation you have already given up. You should want to blend in to be normal, maybe even to be humble. Slamcity7777 had a great post and he touched on the natural vibe (feeling comfortable) that others pick up on. Adjust your dress to local standards, keep your mouth shut and eyes open, and always show respect without fear. Everyone wants to figure you out to get an advantage, its up to you to learn, but keep them curious about who you really are. I've been to Tijuana and CR and they are entry level mongering if you ask me. Medellin is a different animal.[/QUOTE]That did not sound especially "respectful" but OK. I lived in MDE for a year. There is no way that I do not stick out. I am of Spanish descent and do not dress ostentatiously however I do speak spanish with an accent and OH, I'm six feet four inches tall with the build of a defensive tackle. How many paisas have you seen that size?

Further, my post was meant as a tip for everyone here, many of whom are first-timers or otherwise obvious foreigners. So I don't know what the fuck that was all about but thanks for contributing nothing to the discussion.

[QUOTE=WiltTheStilt; 1185944]That did not sound especially "respectful" but OK. I lived in MDE for a year. There is no way that I do not stick out. I am of Spanish descent and do not dress ostentatiously however I do speak spanish with an accent and OH, I'm six feet four inches tall with the build of a defensive tackle. How many paisas have you seen that size?

Further, my post was meant as a tip for everyone here, many of whom are first-timers or otherwise obvious foreigners. So I don't know what the fuck that was all about but thanks for contributing nothing to the discussion.[/QUOTE]Sorry if I hurt your feelings, but if you had also read other posts, you would have seen that I praised some of your points. And by the way I was respectful enough to not curse another member in my post, but like you said'well okay'.

[QUOTE=Nclpimp;1185838]When I go, I will be carrying a spanish to english dictionary and a calculator at all times so they definately know I'm american. I will be getting free Non pro pussy thrown at me. Never mind the fact my spanish "esta buenisimo why tengo cara de puro paisa". I should also carry a bag of Mcdonalds with me. I will be doing a panty raid at all local colleges when I show up.[/QUOTE]I agree, being a foreigner in Medellin is like carte blanche. I highly reccomend carrying a dictionary and asking for help with something in spanish. When women find out you are a gringo from europe or north america their panties immedialty drop and their ankles go behind their ears. Be a gentleman and pay their cab fare. Parque Lleras her ei come! That's it in a nushell.

I dress to be comfortable, I dress nice, there is no need to totally look like a local colombian if you are in the nice areas it really doesn't matter in fact it helps to look like you are not from there. It adds to the attention factor. Just no socks in sandals. Carrying a bag from Mickey D's just might warrant an instant 3some. OK that was a joke.

[QUOTE=Ricker; 1185941]Guys I'm pretty anxious about my upcoming trip to Medellin, I heard the girls are just just attacking guys when they hear the english or see my blue passport. Suggestions anyone?

Also is it safe to wear my pimp gettup when I go to visit these dangerous barrios?

Lastly, I don't speak spanish, why is it these ColUmbians don't learn english? Are they lazy?

Sorry, one more thing, what should I pack in my suitcase?

Wow, this place sure has changed.

Sorry about the sarcasm amigos, only la mejor energia.[/QUOTE]Ohhhhh, its getting good in here! Very Good! Je je LOL.

for those wanting suggestions, i suggest you watch the second season of eastbound and down, check out kenny's adventures in mexico. drape yourself in an american flag and play lynard skynard and alabama records at 11 on a 10-level volume meter. wear a t-shirt that says big dick american, puta! at all times. if you're going somewhere even remotely formal, a very expensive suit and watch are musts. under that $2000 suit, be sure to wear a lakers jersey, perhaps a fur coat over it like ronald isley in an r kelly production.

if you're staying for any length of time, make overt efforts to usurp colombian culture. show them because you have been there for three weeks, you are now more colombian than colombian. be sure to ditch the taxists. instead, ride a cart pulled by a donkey everywhere you go. perhaps you should dress like a vallenato musician on hot days, even though you have no clue how to play an instrument.

with girls, be sure to remind them how far your tenth grade education has carried you, how advanced your intellect is and be sure to teach them the most important english phrase there is "cum bucket." let them know that here in the united states, we don't just have one variety of doritos, we have more than twenty flavors! in fact, you should go to costco, purchase a huge variety pack of 25-cent chips and pass them out to the locals. you will be a hero in the lower-strata neighborhoods not seen since el patron himself!

a bottle of $4 victoria's secret perfume sells for $2000, pay for your trip by lugging a ton of them with you. don't worry about the airline luggage fees, that's the cost of doing business!

in fact, if you douse a particularly tasty flavor of doritos with the perfume, colombian men will approach and invite you to fuck their ***** as though you were in a little b video. women will simply invite you to ravage their anuses with no protection, so you may have to decline the offer as you'll already be occupied.

and colombians on the street are incredibly welcoming to the obnoxious gringo, surely they will give you only the best, purest blow from the fields of santa marta even though you are simply a drunken cab passenger soon to be a forgotten face.

what else, hmmm, what should you pack? pack lots of hemorrhoid cream or maybe not, i hear a fiery anus is very chic in the interior these days. i would say that you should trim your bush for at least a year before you go, also maybe develop some warts on your dick. when you ask for a bbbj, she will want something con saborrrrrrrrrrrr, like lesions or sores at a minimum.

be sure to be very forward. when you first meet a girl, don't make her comfortable, immediately inquire about her attitude toward anal fisting and rep001 games. when you do get down to business, you need not get her wet, just slam it in her dry vagina, it's a paisa thing, trust us.

[QUOTE=WiltTheStilt; 1185943]Antioquia is the department, which is like a state or province. The way you are looking at it would be like saying "I'm going to miami and I want to see some other areas, why is it that fort lauderdale is nearby but gainesville is far away?"

Feel out what you want to do in mde and go there is my best advice. There are many neighborhoods within it and many nearby cities that are basically part of it (envigado, bello, etc).[/QUOTE]Thanks you answered my question, I've been to Cartagena twice and will try MDE next year already booked for a month, the Antioque was throwing me a bit, but your answer nailed it, I have a friend in Bello I am going to hook up with thanks for the info.

Nowrath

[QUOTE=Mr Gogo;1185455]Respectfully speaking Sir, but if your going looking for validation you have already given up. You should want to blend in to be normal, maybe even to be humble. Slamcity7777 had a great post and he touched on the natural vibe (feeling comfortable) that others pick up on. Adjust your dress to local standards, keep your mouth shut and eyes open, and always show respect without fear. Everyone wants to figure you out to get an advantage, its up to you to learn, but keep them curious about who you really are. I've been to Tijuana and CR and they are entry level mongering if you ask me. Medellin is a different animal.[/QUOTE]Good points, thanks.

[QUOTE=Nowrath; 1185959]Thanks you answered my question, I've been to Cartagena twice and will try MDE next year already booked for a month, the Antioque was throwing me a bit, but your answer nailed it, I have a friend in Bello I am going to hook up with thanks for the info.

Nowrath[/QUOTE]Cool, when are you going? I will there late August-mid September.

Bello is predominantly strata 2 (it goes 1-6, 1 poorest. 6 wealthiest). I had a girlfriend from there, I'm sure I'll drop in and say what's up to her family.

the only thing worse than an obnoxious gringo in latina america, is an obnoxious gringo who thinks he knows how to act and writes sarcastic, unintelligible nonsense on a monger site. i think you are singing to the choir here. most of the newbie dudes i have met in latin america have been pretty cool and respectful people.

[quote=wiltthestilt; 1185955]for those wanting suggestions, i suggest you watch the second season of eastbound and down, check out kenny's adventures in mexico. drape yourself in an american flag and play lynard skynard and alabama records at 11 on a 10-level volume meter. wear a t-shirt that says big dick american, puta! at all times. if you're going somewhere even remotely formal, a very expensive suit and watch are musts. under that $2000 suit, be sure to wear a lakers jersey, perhaps a fur coat over it like ronald isley in an r kelly production.

if you're staying for any length of time, make overt efforts to usurp colombian culture. show them because you have been there for three weeks, you are now more colombian than colombian. be sure to ditch the taxists. instead, ride a cart pulled by a donkey everywhere you go. perhaps you should dress like a vallenato musician on hot days, even though you have no clue how to play an instrument.

with girls, be sure to remind them how far your tenth grade education has carried you, how advanced your intellect is and be sure to teach them the most important english phrase there is "cum bucket." let them know that here in the united states, we don't just have one variety of doritos, we have more than twenty flavors! in fact, you should go to costco, purchase a huge variety pack of 25-cent chips and pass them out to the locals. you will be a hero in the lower-strata neighborhoods not seen since el patron himself!

a bottle of $4 victoria's secret perfume sells for $2000, pay for your trip by lugging a ton of them with you. don't worry about the airline luggage fees, that's the cost of doing business!

in fact, if you douse a particularly tasty flavor of doritos with the perfume, colombian men will approach and invite you to fuck their * as though you were in a little b video. women will simply invite you to ravage their anuses with no protection, so you may have to decline the offer as you'll already be occupied.

and colombians on the street are incredibly welcoming to the obnoxious gringo, surely they will give you only the best, purest blow from the fields of santa marta even though you are simply a drunken cab passenger soon to be a forgotten face.

what else, hmmm, what should you pack? pack lots of hemorrhoid cream or maybe not, i hear a fiery anus is very chic in the interior these days. i would say that you should trim your bush for at least a year before you go, also maybe develop some warts on your dick. when you ask for a bbbj, she will want something con saborrrrrrrrrrrr, like lesions or sores at a minimum.

be sure to be very forward. when you first meet a girl, don't make her comfortable, immediately inquire about her attitude toward anal fisting and rep001 games. when you do get down to business, you need not get her wet, just slam it in her dry vagina, it's a paisa thing, trust us.[/quote]

Thanks to everyone for the helpful reports. I have a question I could not find on my own or maybe I'm not looking in the right places.

I have two friends that want to go to South or Central America for a guys' long weekend (4-5 nights). Could you gents please suggest which city you would go to for the freebie scene and other activities? I was considering Medellin or Cartegena, but also welcome ideas outside of Colombia. My friends are in their mid-thirties.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=EstebanH;1186063]The only thing worse than an obnoxious gringo in Latina America, is an obnoxious gringo who thinks he knows how to act and writes sarcastic, unintelligible nonsense on a monger site. I think you are singing to the choir here. Most of the newbie dudes I have met in Latin America have been pretty cool and respectful people.[/QUOTE]Ah, Esteban, please relax. I was just getting in on the fun below.

I think you will notice that I have been more than willing to answer questions here where I can. When I was living there I showed around many travelers I met randomly. I'm not an expert, just someone who enjoys a good time.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Cm6363; 1186079]Thanks to everyone for the helpful reports. I have a question I could not find on my own or maybe I'm not looking in the right places.

I have two friends that want to go to South or Central America for a guys' long weekend (4-5 nights). Could you gents please suggest which city you would go to for the freebie scene and other activities? I was considering Medellin or Cartegena, but also welcome ideas outside of Colombia. My friends are in their mid-thirties.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Those are big tourist destinations, I think the freebie scene in Cali, Armenia or possibly Barranquilla would be better. Without knowing too many specifics, I would point you toward Cali. It's got the most to do of those three cities and it doesn't have the humidity of BAQ or the altitude of some of the mountainous countries.

The InterContinental Medellin

MEDELLIN CALLE 16 #28-51 VARIANTE LAS PALMAS • MEDELLIN, C007-06 • COLOMBIA.

Is anyone stayed at this hotel? Chica friendly or not. Thanks for any feed back?

[QUOTE=Love Bite; 1186113]The InterContinental Medellin

MEDELLIN CALLE 16 #28-51 VARIANTE LAS PALMAS • MEDELLIN, C007-06 • COLOMBIA.

Is anyone stayed at this hotel? Chica friendly or not. Thanks for any feed back?[/QUOTE]I stayed there. Didn't have a problem bringing a girl back to the hotel.

Today, my casa trip mainly focused on the casas to the north of Ave. Oriental. Arrived Prado station around 12:30p. Just in a minute, stopped at Geisha. Only two girls available and one narrowly doable. How can you do this business like that? Walked 5mnts to Barcelona. Mamasan said 3k for chica presentation. I am not sure if the same rule applies to the locals. Walked 3mnts to Verde. 5 girls. All short and fat. One chica had very big boobs, but not bonita.

Next, Angeles de Fuego. Last year, when I came to this place, didn't pick a girl and left, the manager was upset. I saw the same manager. He said that 5 out of 7 chicas were with customers now. While I said that I would come back later, he maintained that the two available were bonita. So I saw the two girls. Mediocre.

In 3mnts, arrived at Relax / Camila. Appro 5 girls including Natalia, my favorite last year. She shakes her ass very good. But I wanted to try another girl today, so I left. A few chicas doable here. In a minute stopped at Sexi Sala (Not to be confused with masaje de sexi). About 6 girls. Few were doable.

Next, and last, Zandaly. Only 6 chicas today, including my favorites, Tatiana and Luna. All doable. I asked for Tatiana. She appeared to be happy with me. Again she put lotion on my d** k and ass and massaged them. When I had a (pretty good) sex with her she moaned, while she did not last time. Not sure it was real or philanthropy.

Overall the below show my subjective (but tried hard to be objective) ratings of centro casas. This summer, no casa has A+ while I would have given A+ to Masaje Sexi last year (around Christmas).

Sexi Fantasia 2 A-, Zandaly A, New Life A.

Sexi Fantasia 1 B+, Casa de Fantasia B-, Angeles de Fuego B-, Masajes Sexi B-

Paris club C-, Relax C, Atenea C-, Verde C, Sexi Sala C, Geisha C-