[QUOTE=Twice Divorced;1117123]It never ceases to amaze me how the egos of some of you "international players" gets bruised so easily.[/QUOTE]Don't be so self sensitive.
I actually think it is pretty funny.
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[QUOTE=Twice Divorced;1117123]It never ceases to amaze me how the egos of some of you "international players" gets bruised so easily.[/QUOTE]Don't be so self sensitive.
I actually think it is pretty funny.
Hola como esta bonita me llamo "your name" me gusta usted mucho. Tu pelo es muy suave why me quiero para tocar tu pelo cuando me hacer amor del usted. Venir para me casa / hotele why hacer amor conmigo hasta la sol esta venir arriba.
Me no tienes mucho dinero pero me ahora pero me buscar para una novia why me tegusta why quiero ser contigo.
Its good stuff "how are you beautiful. My name is. I like you alot. Your hair is very soft and I want to rub it when I make love to you. Come to my hotel and make love with me until the sun come up.
I don't have alot of money but I like you and want to be with you.
[QUOTE=Jfregedie; 1117155]Hola como esta bonita me llamo "your name" me gusta usted mucho. Tu pelo es muy suave why me quiero para tocar tu pelo cuando me hacer amor del usted. Venir para me casa / hotele why hacer amor conmigo hasta la sol esta venir arriba.
Me no tienes mucho dinero pero me ahora pero me buscar para una novia why me tegusta why quiero ser contigo.
Its good stuff "how are you beautiful. My name is. I like you alot. Your hair is very soft and I want to rub it when I make love to you. Come to my hotel and make love with me until the sun come up.
I don't have alot of money but I like you and want to be with you. [/QUOTE]This is terrible Spanish that sounds like someone used Google translate or a machine to say it. Here are some tips: If you cannot speak Spanish don't fake it. Keep a tiny amount of friendly chat , hola, como estas, eres bonita, etc. and make it clear that's it.
You don't know how to use object pronouns or how to use the verb gustar and unless a girl is older than you there is little need to use usted which is a formal form of you that would not be used vs. Tu.
Here's what you said, note there is no punctuation, commas, periods, nothing just a great big run on sentence. You will sound like a fool to a girl and she won't appreciate your trying since it sounds so "written down"
Hello, how are you (formal you) pretty I am (your name) to me you are you are pleasing a lot. Your hair is smooth (why in English) to me I want to for to touch your hair when to me to make love from you (formal). To come my house hotel (spelled wrong) why (English) to make amor with me until the sun is to come up.
To me I don't have much money but to me now but to me to look for for a girlfriend why (English) to me you like (something not said) I want to be (permanent form of to be) with you.
Try this and lessons:
Hola! Como estas? Me llamo Joe (George, Al whatever). Me gustas mucho. Tu pelo es tan bonita y suave y quiero tocarlo cuando hacemos amor. Ven a mi a mi casa / hotel y vamos a hacer amor hasta el sol viene manana.
No tengo mucho dinero pero me gustas y quiero estar contigo.
So you have Hi! How are you? I am Joe. I like you a lot. Your hair is beautiful and smooth and I want to touch it when we make love. Come to me to my house/hotel and we will make love until the sun comes tomorrow.
I don't have much money but I like you and want to be with you.
Two recurring things in ISG. Bad and dangerous medical advice for STD's and food poisoning and spoon feeding bad Spanish that will embarrass someone who tries it.
When you use gustar it is like a backwards verb. You don't like something, something is pleasing to you.
Me gustas = to me you are pleasing. Te gusto = to you I am pleasing.
You have infinitive forms of verbs used where they'd be conjugated. You don't need para where it is used as it means "in order to" so: Compre un coche para ir y regresar a mi trabajo. I bought a car in order to go and return from my job. Use of object pronouns like me quiero you are saying to me I want. If you mean yo quiero or I want, you don't normally use a pronoun (yo = I) with a conjugated verb (quiero) as quiero means I want already.
The word "why" which maybe was "y" means "and" in English. And pronounced ee not why if that's what you were trying.
Spanish is pretty easy to learn - unlike English they have all the verbs conjugated so they don't need to say like we do I or You or We since the form of the verb is clear. But they use a set of basic rules so if you learn the rules you can apply them to most verbs so it's a wash with English.
Learn about 30 main verbs and about 500 nouns and you can do AMAZINGLY well with Spanish speaking girls and this time they WILL be impressed.
[quote=mr gogo; 1116614]great advise coolie, i speak for everyone when i say were awaiting your next visit and report. and yes everyone should still go to sosua because it is still excting in a different way.
as far as conficting reports go, everyone sees things differently because we are not the same. the "new sosua' vs the "old sosua" is like this for me. suppose you haven't been to mcdonalds in a few months, and decide you want a big mac. so you go to mcdonalds and look up at the menu and all you see is "hamburger for 69 cents" nothing else. you're hungry so you order two hamburgers but while your eating you remember the day when you could have fries, apple pie and a drink. but for someone who has never been to mcdonalds that hambuger is great.
the three way is a little trickier. most dominicanas don't want to share your deniro with other girls especially if its a gfe. but the days of gfe are over in sosua unless you have previous regulars. before you could walk your date to the beach for an afternoon or just hold hands walking around sosua. before there were so many girls that they had to lock in to secure a good thing. tln was on the menu in the old days. now the main course is st. the girls want to get paid fast and move on to the next quickie. alot of women that travel in pairs will usually do 3ways, but the sex usually is mechanical. the santiago sisters are a prime example. they offer sex 3ways but are going to make it quick (don't tell jao and bq) and business like. if i was you i would find a girl that has a girlfriend. tell her your a voyeour and just want to watch. specify a two hour time limit with them kissing, hunging, rubbing, sucking etc. grab a drink for the party, sit in a chair facing the bed and let them do what comes natural. once they are into it and know your not going to jump them, sit back and enjoy the show. if you prefer you can jack off and watch their reaction. if your real smooth go to the bed with a hard dick and red 1000peso notes held over up over your head in different hands. expect to get gang tackled and raped. [/quote]too funny lol.
[QUOTE=Jfregedie;1117155]Me no tienes mucho dinero pero me ahora pero me buscar para una novia[/QUOTE]I like that, if a chica goes with a guy after the guys has told her that he doesn't have much money, that is a good sign.
Thanks
There is probably an auto correction feature on this new ISG software. The word for AND in Spanish is the letter that comes before the letter Z (xYz). When that letter that comes before Z is typed in a post the auto correction changes it to the word "why". (x"Y"z)
Using the Spanish word for you, TE, sometimes confuses me. Te amo means I love you. Te gusta means "Do you like?". Confusing to me that that use of TE with a verb can denote something very different. In English, You love? You like? The meaning is similar. In Spanish, Te Amo is I love you and Te Gusta is You like. I guess to say do you love me? Is "Me Amas?"
Bad and dangerous medical advice I have not seen in the Dominican Republic board.
I know guys who may Monger in a Latin American country once every few years. Oftentimes those guys will read the ISG before a trip. Usually those guys will not have a great desire to learn much Spanish. If they know at least a few words it will be useful for them. Quiero sexo oral (I want oral sex). Quieres un cervesa? (Do you want a beer?) Tengo condons (I have condoms). Tienes boca sexi (You have a sexy mouth).
I agree with you, learn some verbs and communication becomes much easier in Spanish.
[QUOTE=Grand Pollo; 1117449]This is terrible Spanish that sounds like someone used Google translate or a machine to say it. Here are some tips: If you cannot speak Spanish don't fake it. Keep a tiny amount of friendly chat, hola, como estas, eres bonita, etc. And make it clear that's it.
You don't know how to use object pronouns or how to use the verb gustar and unless a girl is older than you there is little need to use usted which is a formal form of you that would not be used vs. Tu.
Here's what you said, note there is no punctuation, commas, periods, nothing just a great big run on sentence. You will sound like a fool to a girl and she won't appreciate your trying since it sounds so "written down"
Hello, how are you (formal you) pretty I am (your name) to me you are you are pleasing a lot. Your hair is smooth (why in English) to me I want to for to touch your hair when to me to make love from you (formal). To come my house hotel (spelled wrong) why (English) to make amor with me until the sun is to come up.
To me I don't have much money but to me now but to me to look for for a girlfriend why (English) to me you like (something not said) I want to be (permanent form of to be) with you.
Try this and lessons:
Hola! Como estas? Me llamo Joe (George, Al whatever). Me gustas mucho. Tu pelo es tan bonita why suave why quiero tocarlo cuando hacemos amor. Ven a mi a mi casa / hotel why vamos a hacer amor hasta el sol viene manana.
No tengo mucho dinero pero me gustas why quiero estar contigo.
So you have Hi! How are you? I am Joe. I like you a lot. Your hair is beautiful and smooth and I want to touch it when we make love. Come to me to my house / hotel and we will make love until the sun comes tomorrow.
I don't have much money but I like you and want to be with you.
Two recurring things in ISG. Bad and dangerous medical advice for STD's and food poisoning and spoon feeding bad Spanish that will embarrass someone who tries it.
When you use gustar it is like a backwards verb. You don't like something, something is pleasing to you.
Me gustas = to me you are pleasing. Te gusto = to you I am pleasing.
You have infinitive forms of verbs used where they'd be conjugated. You don't need para where it is used as it means "in order to" so: Compre un coche para ir why regresar a mi trabajo. I bought a car in order to go and return from my job. Use of object pronouns like me quiero you are saying to me I want. If you mean yo quiero or I want, you don't normally use a pronoun (yo = I) with a conjugated verb (quiero) as quiero means I want already.
The word "why" which maybe was "why" means "and" in English. And pronounced ee not why if that's what you were trying.
Spanish is pretty easy to learn. Unlike English they have all the verbs conjugated so they don't need to say like we do I or You or We since the form of the verb is clear. But they use a set of basic rules so if you learn the rules you can apply them to most verbs so it's a wash with English.
Learn about 30 main verbs and about 500 nouns and you can do AMAZINGLY well with Spanish speaking girls and this time they WILL be impressed. [/QUOTE]
Hotel: Stayed at the New Garden once again and got the ISG cash discount rate. Still a decent selection of women hanging out by the bar and pool. Ran smack-dabbed into Marlene, she is half of the M&M team I was with in November; Maria was UA. Hooked-up with Marlene twice during my short stay. The NG staff was just as excellent as the first time I stayed there in November; minus Wilfried, which met me at the airport and I saw on the beach the next few days. I asked Wilfried what happened at the NG, he replied,"Shit happens." Hats off to Rafael, the bartender, for making phone calls on his phone in order to call and translate my previous contacts for times for hook-ups. It took me only one day to train the housekeepers not to knock at my door before noon.
My worse incoherent quote to the nice lady that brought me coffee to my room everyday;"Just place the coffee over there, next to the condoms."
Massage and other pleasure zone places:
Belki's: Went to Belki's the first and last day in Sosua (because of recommendations on ISG). The first day Belki was not there; she was at home spending the holiday with family. A frizzy haired dark skinned girl yanked me in and told me it was 300p for 1/2 hour massage, and 600p for an hour. I was traveled out and went for the hour massage. She had great hands and I about pass-out during the massage. At the end, she asked about a blow or hand job, and I asked how much, and she replied 300 for BJ and 200 for HJ, and I did the combo for 300 (because it turned out to be a combo anyway). Her mouth was good, but her hand was better; so be it.
The last day, my flight was not until 4 (AA sucks BTW) , so I decided to seek out the lady that owned this place. I asked the frizzy haired dark skinned girl if Belki was there, and her said she was in the next room, the salon. I walked in the salon, and there were 3 ladies in the place and I asked,"Belki?" A woman with a big smile got up, came over, and gave me a soft kiss like she already knew me, and asked,"Massage?" I said,"Indeed, I'm looking for experience," which I don't think she understood. Belki had some of the best and strongest hands that I can ever remember. When she was done with me, my legs and other parts of my body were completely numb; she even helped me get dressed. She turned out to be one of the sweetest ladies that I ran across in years. When I left, she said,"You come back to see me." And I replied,"I promised I will", and I meant it!
CMP. Went there late Friday afternoon and it was at the tail end of a pool party. The inside was dead, and the outside ladies seemed to be already paired up with dudes at the tables. Juicy Lucy was not in sight, so I bailed and did not return.
La Passion. After I left CMP, I walked down to La Passion. I thought the place had a good selection of ladies and I decided to sit down next to one of the poles next to the bar (the poles always have action, IMHO). In a matter of no time, one hot lady took to the pole. Her mug was nothing to write home about, but her body, especially her ass was to die for. I have watched many women work a pole before, but the way this sweetie worked her ass in combination with the pole almost made me become religious,"almost" is the key word here. And yes, I was that impressed, I tipped her.
Clubs & Bars:
Merengue. I stopped there every night about 11 or so, and there were plenty of chicas available. There are no more tables on the sidewalk (it seemed only El Flow has them) , but a lot more women than I expected. I got attacked from behind, it turned out to be "Skinny" for the Chunky & Skinny duo in November. Chunky was not in town; no big lost, she about killed me the last trip anyway. Grabbed Skinny and headed up to Classico.
Classico. The place was packed by 11 and it seemed like the male to female ratio was equal. Skinny only drank and danced for an hour; then she headed home (so she said). I talked to a few of the girls I met there in November and they were all asking 2500p for short time; some, but not many would drop to 2000p. So in that regard, it seemed the market has changed since the early December melt down.
Latino. Even though the tall frizzy hair psycho stalking bartender (TFHPSB) was still working there, this place was once again my favorite. When she saw me for the first time, her big ass made a dash for me; I thought we would both drop and roll for sure; no problem, the big bouncer had my back. For some reason, TFHPSB thought we were a couple once again and I did my best to explain how friendships work. After a couple of nervous moments and a bunch of Hennessey; she calmed down and was, or seemed OK when I brought women in there to dance. The last night, I brought in little Dancer (contact from last trip) and the TFHPSB was very nice to her. But in walked Skinny, who turned out to be little Dancer's friend, and she joined us. Let's really try to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] off the TFHPSB tonight, thus, in walked in two women I met at Herman's bar earlier that day at the beach, and then they joined us. OMG, I swore I saw steam come off TFHPSB's forehead. We all headed back to the dance club; just for safety's sake.
Tomjackin,
What's the ISG cash-discount rate at New Garden?
Grand pollo for one I type that whole post after work two continuous 16 hour shifts at work before we were snowed in on the east coast. When I finally made it I home. I checked ISG with no sleep in days and typed that giberish. When I woke up this morning I noticed all the mistakes and the moderator replacing words with why. Or something. And yes it was a continuous sentence. Just wanted to help. LOL.
And if I used google it wouldve been proper right? I have no issues communicating with ladies or local when in the Dr so please. Spare me the insults.
I didn't learn spanish in a school or from an instructor but from people I know and a book and everything I type is a run on sentence it a sex forum not a thesis for a nuclear science project. Let it go. I'm offended that we wasted precious time giving spanish lesson when we ouldve been giving helpful tips on sosua.
I'm arriving in 2 weeks where is the support or advice?
[QUOTE=Combo; 1117519]Tomjackin,
What's the ISG cash-discount rate at New Garden? [/QUOTE]The ISG cash discount rate are for members on this board, and the rate is cheaper than the discounted cash rate quoted on their Web site.
For example:
The regular rate (credit card) for a room in the new wing is $80, but the cash rate is $74. However, the ISG cash rate was $67. When I had the jacuzzi room in November, the regular rate was $90, cash rate was $84, but the ISG cash rate was $72.
[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1117510]"Just place the coffee over there, next to the condoms."[/QUOTE]Now that's Hollywood material! Don't be surprised if that line ends up in a movie or television show, LOL!
Excellent trip report Sir Jackin, and thanks!
[QUOTE=Jaosousa;1117464]There is probably an [b]auto correction feature[/b] on this new ISG software. The word for AND in Spanish is the letter that comes before the letter Z (xYz). When that letter that comes before Z is typed in a post the auto correction changes it to the word "why". (x"Y"z)[/QUOTE]Jao, I've corresponded with Jackson about this auto correction feature - I find it irritating, but he finds the myriad mistakes in our posts [i]even more irritating. [/i] I see his point - I have to put up with the "corrections" only when I post something; but without auto-correction, he'd have to spend all day correcting the blunders of people who can't spell, type, or construct a sentence.
The auto-correction check only applies to "Add Report," and you can fix its unwanted "corrections" by editing the post immediately after you post it. That's when you go back and correct "Romeo why Julieta" into "Romeo y Julieta," for example.
[QUOTE=Westy; 1117644]Jao, I've corresponded with Jackson about this auto correction feature. I find it irritating, but he finds the myriad mistakes in our posts [i]even more irritating. [/i] I see his point. I have to put up with the "corrections" only when I post something; but without auto-correction, he'd have to spend all day correcting the blunders of people who can't spell, type, or construct a sentence.
The auto-correction check only applies to "Add Report," and you can fix its unwanted "corrections" by editing the post immediately after you post it. That's when you go back and correct "Romeo why Julieta" into "Romeo why Julieta," for example. [/QUOTE]Thanks, it really doesn't bother me, just a heads up so that other people don't think what we are writing is gibberish. I used to be able to edit my posts, but that option seems to be no longer available for me (maybe you are only allowed to edit a certain number of your posts).
[QUOTE=Westy;1117644]Jao, I've corresponded with Jackson about this auto correction feature - I find it irritating,........[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Jaosousa;1117650]Thanks, it really doesn't bother me,.........[/QUOTE]I never paid attention to mistakes which could have been caused by auto correction. I just assumed the poster hit the wrong key, I do it all the time.
What I find irritating are when posts from certain posters get delayed being posted in the thread. I have seen posts get delayed by six hours or more. If you are reading a thread and don't get email notification you can very easily miss quite a few posts.
Example: Poster XYZ submits a post at 12 noon. Let's say between 12 noon and 6pm there are six more posts in that thread. Now at 6pm the post submitted by poster XYZ gets posted in the thread but it will get posted six posts down in the 12 noon submittal position. If you aren't in a habit of scrolling down you will miss that post.
I would not have a problem with this if the posts being delayed were from posters with a history of being trouble makers but this is not the case.
[QUOTE=Jaosousa;1117650]Thanks, it really doesn't bother me, just a heads up so that other people don't think what we are writing is gibberish. I used to be able to edit my posts, but that option seems to be no longer available for me (maybe you are only allowed to edit a certain number of your posts).[/QUOTE]For those who are bothered by auto-correction, you have to edit the affected post right away. I think you have an hour or so to get it fixed.
Sorry, this is off-topic. How were things in So-Sewer last night? Think it'll be settled out by June?