Chicago Club Reports

Went in Chicago Friday night about 9 PM with my wingman for a free beer. Ramone is Chicago's beefy and jovial mesero, wearing a red vest, hanging out at the Playboy corner. Got a free XX and gave him $ propina. Chicago only serves local beers like Tecate, XX which are tasteless. I prefer premium and imported beers, and all sorts of fine liquors in HK.

Chicago was a lot more relaxed and less crowded than HK. There were roughly 20 girls and less than 10 guys in the place on Friday night. The club did use more spot lights over the stages, and dimmed / diffused lights along the walls over the make out couches, lending it a sexy and intimate ambiance. 2 girls were stripping on stages to noone's attention. Most girls were older and heavier than HK's sweethearts, probably more suitable for Mexican taste. They were just sitting quietly at the bars giving me their eyes without expressions, but otherwise passive and inactive, not lively, fun and flirty like HK's girls.

I was sitting at the main stage, watching a few strippers. They were chubby and tattooed, not taking off their bras and panties to show off their natural assets as expected in other bars hehe. Megan came over in her tight red dress, thrusting her ample boobs into my face, thrashing them around a bit. I was embracing and kissing her on her face and neck. She looked tall, attractive and sexy, light skin with all the sexy curves, big boobs, tiny waist, bubble butt, probably in her late 20's or early 30's, smiling, acting sweet, sexy and fun, but she was sweaty. I was squeezing her butt, pulling her in embracing her sexy body tightly. Her skin was damp all over and was a bit smelly of sweat. I get disgusted at damp, smelly people. In America only truckers and blue-collar union boneheads are allowed to be sweaty and smelly. Tijuana chicas should learn to really clean up frequently or shower and dry off before presenting themselves for sexy company. I gave her a propina and ask her to wait until later.

I was looking for Alex, the cute, classy-looking young girl from last week. She was walking around with other girls showing her chunky midriff. Her face looked sad, distressed. I did not want to approach.

My wingman quickly found his dream girl and took her to a booth for a ficha, sucking her tongue out with his hand up her skirt within 5 minutes. Hehe.

Chicago still lacks hot young girls and the fun and sexy energy of HK. I found it boring. HK still has many more cute-looking young girls flirting with guys, having fun with their friends, showing their youthful energy, innocence and happiness. It's worth buying HK drinks just to sit around watching those young girls hang out with their pretty faces and perfectly sexy bodies. Both places are now open 24/7, worth checking out for new talents.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2125862]Went in Chicago Friday night about 9 PM with my wingman for a free beer. Ramone is Chicago's beefy and jovial mesero, wearing a red vest, hanging out at the Playboy corner. Got a free XX and gave him $ propina. Chicago only serves local beers like Tecate, XX which are tasteless. I prefer premium and imported beers, and all sorts of fine liquors in HK.

Chicago was a lot more relaxed and less crowded than HK. There were roughly 20 girls and less than 10 guys in the place on Friday night. The club did use more spot lights over the stages, and dimmed / diffused lights along the walls over the make out couches, lending it a sexy and intimate ambiance. 2 girls were stripping on stages to noone's attention. Most girls were older and heavier than HK's sweethearts, probably more suitable for Mexican taste. They were just sitting quietly at the bars giving me their eyes without expressions, but otherwise passive and inactive, not lively, fun and flirty like HK's girls.

I was sitting at the main stage, watching a few strippers. They were chubby and tattooed, not taking off their bras and panties to show off their natural assets as expected in other bars hehe. Megan came over in her tight red dress, thrusting her ample boobs into my face, thrashing them around a bit. I was embracing and kissing her on her face and neck. She looked tall, attractive and sexy, light skin with all the sexy curves, big boobs, tiny waist, bubble butt, probably in her late 20's or early 30's, smiling, acting sweet, sexy and fun, but she was sweaty. I was squeezing her butt, pulling her in embracing her sexy body tightly. Her skin was damp all over and was a bit smelly of sweat. I get disgusted at damp, smelly people. In America only truckers and blue-collar union boneheads are allowed to be sweaty and smelly. Tijuana chicas should learn to really clean up frequently or shower and dry off before presenting themselves for sexy company. I gave her a propina and ask her to wait until later.

I was looking for Alex, the cute, classy-looking young girl from last week. She was walking around with other girls showing her chunky midriff. Her face looked sad, distressed. I did not want to approach.

My wingman quickly found his dream girl and took her to a booth for a ficha, sucking her tongue out with his hand up her skirt within 5 minutes. Hehe.

Chicago still lacks hot young girls and the fun and sexy energy of HK. I found it boring. HK still has many more cute-looking young girls flirting with guys, having fun with their friends, showing their youthful energy, innocence and happiness. It's worth buying HK drinks just to sit around watching those young girls hang out with their pretty faces and perfectly sexy bodies. Both places are now open 24/7, worth checking out for new talents.[/QUOTE]So this past Saturday night at about 10:00 PM I got a booth and a soda and observed for an hour and a bit the CC, they had a girl dancing at both the front main pole and the one in the middle even though no one was in the middle stage area, counted probably 15 girls with maybe two doable but the scene and attitude lacks any energy or vibe or playfulness, when will the management inform the bar girls that they got to crate a bit of fun and make a round or two in the bars and stir some shit up otherwise it will remain dead.

Just my two cents.

TTM.

I have the same observations about Chicago.

While I don't have enough ammo to screw every girl I want in Tijuana, I try my best to be approachable with the chicas. Every chica who approaches me gets 1 or 2 $ in their hot panties for their effort. I also go around to the hot chicas striking up conversation with my pidgin Spanish, give them propinas, kissing their lips, squeezing their boobs and groping their hot crotches hehe.

Unlike haughty HK, Chicago is still fertile fishing ground for hot, sweet, authentic chicas who have not been Americanized and spoiled. It's up to the bros to emulate their fearless El Presidente, his excellency Donald Trump, to show the chicas how gringos can be hot and lots of fun.

Re. The Tall Man.

So this past Saturday night at about 10:00 PM I got a booth and a soda and observed for an hour and a bit the CC, they had a girl dancing at both the front main pole and the one in the middle even though no one was in the middle stage area, counted probably 15 girls with maybe two doable but the scene and attitude lacks any energy or vibe or playfulness, when will the management inform the bar girls that they got to crate a bit of fun and make a round or two in the bars and stir some shit up otherwise it will remain dead.

Just my two cents.

TTM.

[QUOTE=TheTallMan;2129675]So this past Saturday night at about 10:00 PM I got a booth and a soda and observed for an hour and a bit the CC, they had a girl dancing at both the front main pole and the one in the middle even though no one was in the middle stage area, counted probably 15 girls with maybe two doable but the scene and attitude lacks any energy or vibe or playfulness, when will the management inform the bar girls that they got to crate a bit of fun and make a round or two in the bars and stir some shit up otherwise it will remain dead.

Just my two cents.

TTM.[/QUOTE]Chicago has to take a play from the HK playbook and make all the girls take turn dancing on the bars, at least at peak hours like weekend evenings. Most of the time I'm at HK, I am checking out the girls on the bars instead of the main stages.

The girls here are cute, that's half the battle. But this place lacks some serious social skills. Girls just sitting around shooting the shit with each other are nearly unapproachable, a little too much of that. On the flip side a masera rushed a cute girl over to me and gave a hard sell. The girl was cute and nice but I couldn't tell if I was being railroaded so I backed away. I would have given her business if the encounter happened more organically but it's just weird with a pushy masero standing there. The vibe just isn't there right now.

Checked out Chicago club around 3 pm on mlk day and stayed for around HR. The service of men and women that work here is real cool probably little better service than men that work at HK. I also notice that CC has women servers / waitresses who actually are decent looking unlike HK which has hardly no women servers / waitresses. This was my 3rd time here and last time I went was early Oct. And it definitely looks like CC expanded and has 1 or 2 jacuzzis near the back extended area. When I got there there was about 10 dudes and about 20 females. Got me a beer and sat down and watch the chicks strip on stage. The music sounds real good in here almost at the level of music sound in HK. Also one of coolest things is DJ would play any song I requested for like only $2. I ask HK DJ for song and one DJ told me $3 and another $5 just for one song. So I feel like the music value in CC is really cool. A stripper named Sabina or something came to me, and danced with me for a couple dollars. She had like a light brown skin color and athletic body about a 7.5 or 8 in looks. After that I left to check out streets and HK and didn't go back until next morning.

Went to CC in morning and was there from about 10:30 to around noon. This was Tuesday morning and it was decent. There is a chick that look like amber rose in face and hairstyle their but her body is whatever not too exciting LOL. Even another stripper I was talking too on side verified that she look like amber rose in face and hair but not body. Saw chicks ranging from vanilla to red to brown in here. DJ played several of my songs for $1. I also notice that a lot of chicks request their own songs for dj to play before they dance on stage. Saw one older black dude look like he in his 50's or 60's having fun sitting down and kind of slapping a girls ass standing up dancing in front of him LOL. Also they showed me hotel rooms and it looks like they have flat screen TVs in room so I'll probably stay at hotel next time I go back in about a month during NBA all star weekend.

What Chicago is missing are decent TVs to watch some sports. They don't have enough hot girls to keep guys like me entertained. Besides sometimes we just want to grab a beer and chill a bit, especially after a long session with a chica.

Chicago wants your eyes, nose and brain focus on the chicas' hot crotches, not the TV screens.

10 PM, went with a couple guys to Chicago for a free beer. Idio taste tart with full body, much better than the weak and sour Corona, Tecate, Dos Equis.

There were about 20 girls and 10 guys in the club. The girls were mostly older with high mileage. 3 girls were stripping on 3 stages. Nobody was watching or giving them propinas. Lucero was stripping. She was a spinner with natural conical boobs, the only girl that looked hot in the club, but she would still rate about 2nd or 3rd tier in HK.

Girls were going around kissing lips, asking for drinks. They were mostly older, not attractive. I gave them propinas, squeezed their boobs, groped their crotches and let them go. The classy-looking young girl I met 2 week ago was sitting near the stage. She got so bored she asked one of her stripper friend to give her a lap dance hehe. They looked pretty funny. She looked good, but must be a latent lesbo to want lap dance from the same sex.

Chicago is hurting for business. They need hooter girls to attract guys into spending money in the club.

The reason I started visiting Tijuana was to watch sports at Caliente and hang out with other football fans and swap betting tips. I usually do not hang out at Hong Kong Club during the big games because the music distracts from the game while Caliente is quiet by comparison, so Caliente is a better place to hang out for sports. If Chicago Club wants to turn the music down during the big games and have a big screen with sports, maybe if they advertised it, they could corner the "Hooters" guys and sell drinks and snacks. .As the Caliente on Coahuila does not have big screens. Dolce and Gabbana Club actually is a good place to watch sports on their big screen until they crank the music up to "11" during the middle of the game (at 6 pm sharp?) and drown out the sports commentators with blaring loud music, which is when the sports guys leave as a group for Caliente.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2132181]Chicago wants your eyes, nose and brain focus on the chicas' hot crotches, not the TV screens.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2134183]10 PM, went with a couple guys to Chicago for a free beer. Idio taste tart with full body, much better than the weak and sour Corona, Tecate, Dos Equis.

There were about 20 girls and 10 guys in the club. The girls were mostly older with high mileage. 3 girls were stripping on 3 stages. Nobody was watching or giving them propinas. Lucero was stripping. She was a spinner with natural conical boobs, the only girl that looked hot in the club, but she would still rate about 2nd or 3rd tier in HK.

Girls were going around kissing lips, asking for drinks. They were mostly older, not attractive. I gave them propinas, squeezed their boobs, groped their crotches and let them go. The classy-looking young girl I met 2 week ago was sitting near the stage. She got so bored she asked one of her stripper friend to give her a lap dance hehe. They looked pretty funny. She looked good, but must be a latent lesbo to want lap dance from the same sex.

Chicago is hurting for business. They need hooter girls to attract guys into spending money in the club.[/QUOTE]They need better girls. Either that or a giant screen TV.

According to Mexicans' taste, Chicago needs better TVs and bigger bouncy boobs, bigger bubble butts, bigger hairy pussies too.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2135772]According to Mexicans' taste, Chicago needs better TVs and bigger bouncy boobs, bigger bubble butts, bigger hairy pussies too.[/QUOTE]Let's hear it for the furry ones.

Confucius says: Hairless pussy belongs in Austin Powers movies!