Melbourne

WTF is going at The Main Course? Went there on a Sunday night and saw the three oldest, most hideous looking white Aussie women on the planet at the intro. I kid you you not, but their respective ages would have been 60,65 and 70. One was overweight and the other two were like shrivelled prunes. I really don't know who would be desperate enough to go with a 70 year old, but obviously there is a demand for this type of entertainment! Naturally, I declined much to the annoyance of the receptionist and went out.

I then went next door to Westside X and was quite pleasantly surprised by the talent. The place is a dump compared to The Main Course, but let's not forget the reason we go to these places. No one-on-one intros here anymore. The Indian papasan shouted "intro" and all seven Asian girls appeared in front of me. How are you supposed to decide? You have about 5 seconds to make up your mind and I chose "April", a smoking hot Asian with bleached hair.

April said she was HK and Japanese mix. A strange combo indeed, bit I think she is just PRC, pretending to be more glamourous. If she was HK, her English would have been better. She was quite good and compliant. Nice silicone tits, slim body and pretty face. Offered a partial GF experience. Light kissing, DFK and good CBJ. Rode her cow girl, doggie and then mish. She said she lives in Sydney, so might not be around much longer. Damage was $120 for 30 minutes and worth the trouble.

Sorry to hear this, you would think with no real jobs left in Australia, there would be more young anglos working in the brothels, but most are now heading to the rip off rnt's that exist now. And most brothels are now Asian run and they rarely employ whites. It seems to be 2 choices nowadays in brothels. A young Asian chick, which theres an abundance of now, or a mid 40's white girl with tatts and the mandatory line"do you have any questions"?

Funny you guys should say this.

I was driving passed this place Sunday morning and ther is a drop off happening. Middle aged dyed haired blond, over weight, and looked like she was doing the shopping at Coles. Totally unatractive. I,wondered if she was the mammasan Guy drives off.

I could not help wondering:

1. Why do guys pay for that?

2 What sort of guy drops his lady off to a brothel to work for the day whilst he heads off to do whatever. What a creep.

Let's of issues, but even in tight times there is work around for a mid 40's woman without that.

Goboy.

A Asian chick, which there's an abundance of now, or a mid 40's white girl with tatts and the mandatory line"do you have any questions"?

Amen to that!! I haven't visited TMC since Veronica retired.

Hey guys,

Was planning on via visiting Nikki today but not sure about the mixed opinions on her. There seems to be two very different experiences posted. Can any of you help me decide? I'm after something different from the usual in and out service. Also don't mind mature ladies.

[QUOTE=Goboy;1648149]Funny you guys should say this.

I was driving passed this place Sunday morning and ther is a drop off happening. Middle aged dyed haired blond, over weight, and looked like she was doing the shopping at Coles. Totally unatractive. I,wondered if she was the mammasan Guy drives off.

I could not help wondering:

1. Why do guys pay for that?

2 What sort of guy drops his lady off to a brothel to work for the day whilst he heads off to do whatever. What a creep.

Let's of issues, but even in tight times there is work around for a mid 40's woman without that.

Goboy.[/QUOTE]1. I don't know. A newspaper reporter in Sydney who specialises in "sex scandals" (mainly "uncovering" and reporting on illegal shops) has recently discovered that brothels charge less for their Asian girls than they do for Aussie girls. He figured this was racial discrimination at work because the owner was paying the Asian less for the same work. In view of the generally poorer service offered by Aussie girls, shops should be selling these girls for less.

2. Answer is simple. They are both druggies on welfare, and he sends her out to earn some money to support their habit. He is too lazy to work himself, and she wants out of the house to avoid domestic violence episodes.

Hi all,

Long-time reader, first-time reviewer. Anyway, was feeling horny on Sunday and looked at usual ads on usual site, and decided on Vanity Court, in Dandy as I was off to the market that arvo. Ad says $40 for half-hour, bargain I thought even with extra 20 for nude. As it was a Sunday place is locked and you have to call to be let in. Called, met at door and followed a 30-40 ish Chinese woman, upstairs, dressed in slacks and polo top, name was Julie. Asked how long and said half hour, to which she replied $60. I thought WTF, ad sad $40. Then from outback came woman's voice saying in Chinese I assume it was $40, so $40 it was. Striped and waiting, in she came, I'd rate her looks a 5/10. Told to lay face down on table, and so the massage began. Lots of oil and massage was rather lame, rate about a 4/10.15 minutes later, after lots of massaging legs, bum but no crack or ball tickle, told to flip. She began massage chest etc, then held up 3 fingers for tug, I counted with 2, she agreed. I suggested she take top off, no go. Anyway lots of oil on the old boy and boy did I make her work for it, took a while for here to get me hard as I usually like some visual stimulation, aka tits, arse to get me in the mood. So there there she was tugging away first one hand and then two to get me over the edge, I wasn't going to let he off easy after she said no nude. Job done, dressed and met her outside door and gave her a pineapple and asked for change, no worries she said. Now I don't know if she was new to OZ and didn't know our money but she gave be back 2 lobsters, score I thought, was only worth an extra 10 anyway. Out I went down hallway outside, she then poked her head outside door holding up the 10, I yelled It's OK you keep, knowing full well she had made a mistake and wanted her full 20. Too bad, it was a lame are&T. So, fellow punters my advice is AVOID vanity court in dandy. Not worth the effort.

Hi guys!

New here so be gentle!

Can anyone recommend anyone in Melbs inner-west for a good time? I actually really don't care if it's FS or just a fun massage. Just with a girl that is fun, speaks English, and just there for a good time. (And the cash of course) So long since I had anyone like that that I really just stopped trying, but now I'm keen to get back in.

Are there any decent spots around Prahran been tired and tested?

[QUOTE=WakeUpHard;1648589]Ad says $40 for half-hour, bargain I thought even with extra 20 for nude. .[/QUOTE]Would love to know where in Melbourne you only have to pay $20 extra to get a massage girl nude.

I agree with TMC selection at night sliding to something shocking. The only decent one is May. I'm yet to see something better than her at night.

On the other hand, the day time is better, with April working there on limited days and as well as that I went and saw Crystal just after Melbourne Cup Day. She didn't disappoint! She knows I like it sensual, and sensual it was You really have to time your run at this place now. There are some shockers working here. Some guy had a heart attack here on the morning that I last went. He was with that HK girl Mandy, who promises DFK and has large boobs. You might be reading this and saying, oh that's good, but she's a dud root, and you may as well give me your money, that's how bad she is!

WSX has a nice line up of Asians. I've seen Laura, a nice Viet girl a couple of times.

[QUOTE=OnlyAGame;1649054]Would love to know where in Melbourne you only have to pay $20 extra to get a massage girl nude.[/QUOTE]They are out there, try S-E burbs, inner Melb are ripoffs asking way too much.

Visiting from the states and spent a couple weeks last month in Melbourne. Mixed results but pleased overall.

First stop was the brothel at 39 Tope. Did my research, and 39 looked like a winner. Can't remember the girls name -- super skinny Korean with no boobs. But I seemed to recall that she was recommended so went for it. Overall, not a positive experience. Didn't realize until too late that between counting the time I used to stop in the bathroom, conversation, and a long washing of the private parts that we were burning up the clock. Nice BBBJ, but oops. There goes the buzzer. 1/2 hour (and $150) is up -- $80 extension for 15 minutes. Didn't go for it.

Was thinking of trying the much recommended Romantics, but since the tram didn't show up in time made a call to the apartment massage place on LT. Bourke in the CBD (search for the phone # 0423XXXX73) in Locanto). Met with April for $70 half hour massage. Although theoretically full service was available, it was not from April. But I was there so went for the $70 massage. Overall a positive experience. Stripped down and so did April. A little thick in the middle but overall quite nice. Got a solid massage on the back, and on the flip we moved on to what had to be the best HJ I'd ever had, including cuddling, light kisses, and ultimately unloading all over her tits. Totally worth the $70.

Running out of time on my time in Melbourne, I finally made the trek out to Romantics one afternoon (1/2 from CBD by tram). Booked 1/2 hour with Suki (note Rika and Alissa were highly rated, but Suki was also recommended). Totally awesome session -- ultimately about 40 minutes worth for $120. Suki practically dragged me into the room and she pulled my head down (she was all of 4'9") into a DFK before even saying Hello,. I gave here $150 and as she went for change I hopped into the shower to be ready upon her return. When she came back, she quickly dried me off including a quick cock kiss and lick. Then we headed for the bed and more DFK. Minutes later we're alternating between BBBJ and DFK with my finger buried deep in her pussy the whole time. After 15 minutes of this, she popped up and said "you fuck me now" and fuck her I did. Started in Mish, and without stopping rotated until I was spooning with her, hand on her tit, and still kissing the entire time. Then after coming, she was in no hurry to leave and I got to massage her for another good 10 minutes, followed by more DFK. Would I go back? Absolutely! Best fun I've had in years.

Note it's hard to find solid reviews on Melbourne -- best site I found was [URL]punterplanet.com[/URL].

I had an itch I couldn't scratch last night, so I decided to take a trip to TMC. Arrived about 10 pm. Not many punters around but heaps of women working, and whilst there I couldn't help to think of Engine Driver and his earlier report. Mostly white women and 2 Asians, Mandy the dud & Annie, a little think Thai piece. Was half thinking of Annie when a Sudanese guy started talking to her. No stuff this and I left.

Whilst there was introduced, (and I am not making this up), to a woman who must've easily have been in her 60's. I half thought about doing here for the novelty factor, but couldn't do it. She promised me all this hot stuff, but mate, she was easily in her 60's!

Another one was a woman whose name I can't remember, and if she wasn't high on heroin, I'll go he! Again promised me the world, but I'm not heading off with a strung out junkie. Actually the line up was VERY AVERAGE! I said no and the receptionist wasn't happy, but stuff her, its my money, not hers.

I ended up going to WSX and picked Laura after being introduced to 4 women. Laura is a nice little Vietnamese piece. I was as horny as, and she knew it. We just started doing doggie on the second go, and the knock comes on the door. She says don't worry about it, keep going and fuck me hard, and surely as god as my witness, I came shortly after.

Good service and in my opinion, TMC is better for day time action, but WSX, is looking the better option overall these days.

Recently new to Australia, ISG, and massage parlors in general, I did a lot of reading on this forum before I headed out to do a little mongering myself.

First stop, 14 Princess.

Sunday around noon, the place was quiet, and the mamasan showed me to the 1st room down the hall. I waited for a few minutes, then in walked a mid 30's Asian named Emy. I assumed she was new because she had to leave the room twice during time / cost negotiations (I'm assuming) to get advice from the mamasan or someone else. Her first quote was $70/30 min or $100/ hour. When I asked if she meant $70 for 1 hour, she leaves, comes back and says $50 for half hour. I replied I wanted 1 hour and asked if it was $70. Again she leaves and returns. This time she says $40 for half hour, too busy cannot do 1 hour. I say deal! For about 15 minutes I get an average back, leg and arm massage. I'd give it 5-6/10. On the flip, she motions if I wanted my little buddy included in the massage, to which I said sure! Before any more talk, she grabs some oil and starts tugging. Pretty mechanical, but was working great for me! About half way through, I asked if anything else was on offer and made the universal "BJ" motion, to which she shook her head no. She finished up, cleaned up, then said she was done, and left the room. I dressed and left, saying thank you and goodbye to her as I walked out the door. Totally relaxed and only $40 lighter for my first experience.

Coburg, Tuesday.

Stopped by the Lucky Bamboo place on Bell St after reading the massage+ending scored a 9/10, and really wanted the back massage to be good this time. I was not disappointed. I called ahead and was told they were closing at 8 pm, but the lady on the phone said she would give me an hour massage, even though I wouldn't make it there until quarter past 7 pm. Mid 40's Lisa did just as described in an earlier post. Great back, leg and arm massage for 30 minutes, followed by the buildup to a nice release. $70 + $30 tip.

West Melbourne, Thursday.

Stopped at 33 Peel St early afternoon, and in a few minutes was lead to a room near the back where mid 30's PRC from Hong Kong named Wendy came in. Said she was new there, but kind of avoided my question when I asked if she'd worked anywhere else. She explained the prices - $40/30 min, $50/45 min, and $60/1 HR. Again, I opted for the hour, and first 35 minutes received a 6/10 massage. I rubbed her legs a few times as she moved around the table to let her know I wanted extras, and she got the hint and asked if I wanted a special ending. I asked what she offered. She asked me what I wanted. I said BJ. She wanted $100. I said never mind and put my face back into the hole in the table. She then asked how much I would pay. I said $50, and after she tried higher a couple times, she settled for the amount, and delivered a decent CBJ while I fondled all around her sweet spot on the outside of the panties. She never flinched anytime I touched her anywhere, and I went as far as I wanted. All up $110.