General Reports

[QUOTE=Boarer;1350879]Airport bus from airport and walk around 200m HKD40[/QUOTE]The cheap end still can be topped (I am sure the expensive one also): Airport Bus S1 to Tung Chung (3.50 HK$, 10 minutes), then MTR to Hong Kong Station 22.50 HK$ (19.80 with Octopus), 30 minutes.

[QUOTE=Boarer;1350879]Also Macau will accept HKD at par or at a 5% premium; I. E. If taxi is $105 Petacas the driver will normally accept a HKD100 bill.[/QUOTE]It is 103 MOP to 100 HK$, not 105. But to most that wouldn't make any difference. Anyway in most cases they would count 1 HK$ as 1 MOP.

Sir Marjalot.

Wharney Guangdong hotel is a great place for mongering. You can often get a cheaper rate from the ladies (esp Escape / Nep 3) because there is no travel factor.

[QUOTE=Tiger 888;1350989]It is 103 MOP to 100 HK$, not 105. But to most that wouldn't make any difference. Anyway in most cases they would count 1 HK$ as 1 MOP.[/QUOTE]Last 30 day average bid was 1. 01 and ask was 1. 05. No wonder those guys are muttering under their breath when I leave. LOL. Think the racetrack girls only accept par but I do not know as I have never taken one!

[QUOTE=Chantik; 1349943]It's usually done by connections. Some may advertise. But remember they are older ladies, usually 40+. So not super models. And they are demanding. Want value for money.

And you can find wealthy HK ladies doing the same.[/QUOTE]I don't mind older and unattractive if they're paying me.

But I don't have time to strut around with them on my arm unless they are paying me REALLY well. Taking an hour or two out of my day to fuck some granny pussy would be perfectly fine though.

[QUOTE=SirMarjAlot; 1350753]Sunday staying around Wan Chai for the 'Maid Parade' hoping to meet a non pro.

One Of Hong Kong's Best Kept Secrets.

[url]http://www.stickmanbangkok.com/ReadersSubmissions2012/reader7450.htm[/url][/QUOTE]It's no secret Mr. Bond, that's what everyone does.

[QUOTE=Johnny Rocket; 1351072]I don't mind older and unattractive if they're paying me.

But I don't have time to strut around with them on my arm unless they are paying me REALLY well. Taking an hour or two out of my day to fuck some granny pussy would be perfectly fine though.[/QUOTE]What.

Walking around hand in hand. You'll be too tired after you finished. They will get value.

[QUOTE=Boarer;1351040]Last 30 day average bid was 1.01 and ask was 1.05. No wonder those guys are muttering under their breath when I leave. LOL. Think the racetrack girls only accept par but I do not know as I have never taken one![/QUOTE]Any moneychanger changes HK$ 1.029/1.032. New Yaohan Supermarket takes 103 for 100 and HSBC in Macau pays 1.03 when you transfer from one account to another. If you take MOP from an HSBC Hong Kong HK$ account, the rate is more like 1.01.

[QUOTE=SirMarjAlot; 1350753]I have compiled a mongering map of Hong Kong, places I intend to visit or am interested in.

[url]http://goo.gl/maps/gtD82[/url]

From Hong kong airport make my way the Wan Chai staying in the Wharney hotel on Lockhart Road right in the center of the action from all accounts.

Not sure if express train bus or taxi is the best way to do this?[/QUOTE]Wow SirMarjAlot, you are one of the most organized fellows. I think we should put your report on post-its and hand it out at immigration.

I think most of your plan has been well vetted by others. I can add a few tidbits:

From the airport: I think the cheapest way from the airport is the E11 bus. It is about HKD22, taking about 75 minutes to Wanchai. If you get your smart phone data working, you can track your progress and see right were to get off near the Wharney. The A11 bus is about HKD40, and about 15 minutes faster. The most efficient way is the Airport Express train. It is HKD100, but you can by 'tickets for 4', and use them one at a time for HKD70 each. Then the MRT ( HKD8) or taxi (HKD20) the last bit to Wanchai. If not on a budget, take a taxi for HKD300.

Telecommunications: HK is telecoms paradise. There are lots of superfast networks and quite cheap. If you are from the States, you won't believe how cheap. I have used CSL, Smartone and Peoples. Peoples is probably the cheapest, Smartone the fastest. You can buy at most 711s or there is a cluster of telco offices around Johnston and Fleming Roads, about 5 minutes walk from Wharney. If you go there, and don't go on Sunday as you will have to line up, they can be sure your data is working. It won't work in Macao, or will be very expensive. Best to go to the telco in Macao (Smartone again) and get a Macao SIM.

Velvet Curtain 'strip clubs': Don't bother with the strip clubs. They are not clubs and there is little if any strip. The dancers are no more beautiful, nor is their dancing more sexy, than the girls in the discos. But It is your dime. The only think you can do there you can't do in the disco is get an on-premises blow job (well you can get a BJ in the disco, but it is risky). That however will cost you lots. Again, don't bother. If you want a quick, for sure, BJ to to 141. They are conveniently located everywhere.

141 single-woman brothels: don't underestimate 141. There is quite a feral thrill of working your way up the twisted stairs and in and out of the myriad hallways. And you can do this afternoons when the bars are empty. You will see other, mostly local, mongers. Sometimes the girls have pictures on the doors. You just have to man-up and start knocking. Some won't want a foreigner – and my not speak English. Some will grab your hand or dick and not let you go. Some will be too old. Many you won't believe are that beautiful. The menu is generally as far as your imagination. The cost is as cheap as your bargaining skills – you ought to be able to have a wild time for around HKD250-400. There seem to be 100s of these 141s around HK. Open from mid-morning till 11pm or midnight. Even if you don't do a deal, it should get your heart racing and you can spend hours going from door to door.

Saturday and Sundays: As for the maid parade, Saturday is also quite good. It is a fraction of the Sunday crowd, but really nice and low pressure. Head to Neptune II at 5pm Saturday. Drinks are happy hour prices, free snacks. There should be 20-30 helpers and only 4-5 guys. Don't tell them you are a tourist. Say you have lived in HK for 5 years in Midlevels. Remember, these women on Saturday and Sunday are not working. Don't pay them as if they were. If you like them buy them a nice gift, take them to dinner. Else you will be the fool they will be laughing about next week when they ask if I believe this guy paid them.

Indo girls: you can meet them anywhere in Wanchai most any night or weekend. On weekends there are mostly Filipinas in Neptune II and Insiders. Mostly Indos in Makati (go figure?) J Forest. For a trip, walk through Victoria Park on Sunday afternoon. Just smile and say hi. It works. StickmanBangkok's report on HKs secrets is amazing in its detail, though he is wrong about it being a secret. He is also wrong about the numbers. There are not 30, 000 domestic helpers in HK, there are ten times as many! About 300, 000. The ratio is moving in favor of the Indonesians, but there are about 130, 000 Filipinos (mostly Filipinas) and 150, 000 Indonesians.

Macao: Lisboa. The old one. Is a good choice. Well located, good rooms and good value. You can book on Agoda or simply buy discounted rooms at the ferry terminal as you leave HK.

As for your wallet, you can spend as much or as little as you feel comfortable with. You can get the working girl of your dreams at Escape with no haggling for HKD4, 000 or. For HKD250 at 141. Or the girl of your dreams for free with a smile and a few jokes on Saturdays and Sundays.

I find as much excitement in the hunting as in the deed. And hunting is free.

OK, so maybe I gave more than tidbits. Did I miss anything?

[QUOTE=Micky Mouse; 1350678]This is going to be my first trip to HK. I will be there next week for 4 days.

I have booked Sheraton Hong Kong Hotel & Towers at Kowloon. I need some help with mongering spots near by.

MM[/QUOTE]Hey MM, if Minney is letting you off Lantau then the Sheraton is probably not the best base for Mongering. Most of the night time activity will be on Hong Kong Island. You don't want to be at the mercy of the midnight closing of the MTR or be taking taxis back an fourth across the harbour. I went bar hopping on Mody Road recently: big yawn. It is ok to meet buddys for a beer after work, but no girls to speak of. Better to base yourself on Hong Kong, Wanchai itself if you can.

[QUOTE=Mrtnw; 1350422]Will be in HK next month. Just wondering what Hari's is about these days.

Will it be worthwhile to check it out one evening?[/QUOTE]I do go there from time to time, but only if I am already in the neighborhood already. The band is quite ok. The girls are really hit or miss, mostly miss. And they seem to know that you are already there and more likely to pay up than head out to Wanchai, so their prices are high. They are not particularly beautiful. In fact most are older seasoned professionals. If I were staying in the Holiday Inn, on expense account and too tired to go out, why not? But if I were short time in HK I would make the best use of my time and go elsewhere.

So what are you looking for: Good music? A great pub? Girls? There are better options for all three.

[QUOTE=Forest;1350308]Are there any DIA equivalent dating sites for meeting Hong Kong women? (actually, DIA has some women from HKG, but I have not had much luck with them)?[/QUOTE]So many. DIA is in HK. Also try Blendr. There is a cool Blendr iPhone app that introduces you to women who are near you right then! It even tells you precise distance. The HK room on Yahoo also works.

Excellent detail thanks for this, the kind of report I was hoping for just before I arrive.

You know I done a fair amount of research. I think ill take the express from HK and then MRT.

Out of there get my sim, check in then I will follow your advice and head over to Neptune II.

These 141 will explore probably Monday, are there a fair amount Hong kong island side as don't really intend to visit Kowloon

Until the Kowloon leg of the trip. Any building, address you particulary recommend for this?

Thanks everyone for the input. Full reports on return.

[QUOTE=Brown Rail; 1351327]Wow SirMarjAlot, you are one of the most organized fellows. I think we should put your report on post-its and hand it out at immigration.

I think most of your plan has been well vetted by others. I can add a few tidbits:

From the airport: I think the cheapest way from the airport is the E11 bus. It is about HKD22, taking about 75 minutes to Wanchai. If you get your smart phone data working, you can track your progress and see right were to get off near the Wharney. The A11 bus is about HKD40, and about 15 minutes faster. The most efficient way is the Airport Express train. It is HKD100, but you can by 'tickets for 4', and use them one at a time for HKD70 each. Then the MRT (HKD8) or taxi (HKD20) the last bit to Wanchai. If not on a budget, take a taxi for HKD300.

Telecommunications: HK is telecoms paradise. There are lots of superfast networks and quite cheap. If you are from the States, you won't believe how cheap. I have used CSL, Smartone and Peoples. Peoples is probably the cheapest, Smartone the fastest. You can buy at most 711s or there is a cluster of telco offices around Johnston and Fleming Roads, about 5 minutes walk from Wharney. If you go there, and don't go on Sunday as you will have to line up, they can be sure your data is working. It won't work in Macao, or will be very expensive. Best to go to the telco in Macao (Smartone again) and get a Macao SIM.

Velvet Curtain 'strip clubs': Don't bother with the strip clubs. They are not clubs and there is little if any strip. The dancers are no more beautiful, nor is their dancing more sexy, than the girls in the discos. But It is your dime. The only think you can do there you can't do in the disco is get an on-premises blow job (well you can get a BJ in the disco, but it is risky). That however will cost you lots. Again, don't bother. If you want a quick, for sure, BJ to to 141. They are conveniently located everywhere.

141 single-woman brothels: don't underestimate 141. There is quite a feral thrill of working your way up the twisted stairs and in and out of the myriad hallways. And you can do this afternoons when the bars are empty. You will see other, mostly local, mongers. Sometimes the girls have pictures on the doors. You just have to man-up and start knocking. Some won't want a foreigner – and my not speak English. Some will grab your hand or dick and not let you go. Some will be too old. Many you won't believe are that beautiful. The menu is generally as far as your imagination. The cost is as cheap as your bargaining skills – you ought to be able to have a wild time for around HKD250-400. There seem to be 100s of these 141s around HK. Open from mid-morning till 11pm or midnight. Even if you don't do a deal, it should get your heart racing and you can spend hours going from door to door.

Saturday and Sundays: As for the maid parade, Saturday is also quite good. It is a fraction of the Sunday crowd, but really nice and low pressure. Head to Neptune II at 5pm Saturday. Drinks are happy hour prices, free snacks. There should be 20-30 helpers and only 4-5 guys. Don't tell them you are a tourist. Say you have lived in HK for 5 years in Midlevels. Remember, these women on Saturday and Sunday are not working. Don't pay them as if they were. If you like them buy them a nice gift, take them to dinner. Else you will be the fool they will be laughing about next week when they ask if I believe this guy paid them.

Indo girls: you can meet them anywhere in Wanchai most any night or weekend. On weekends there are mostly Filipinas in Neptune II and Insiders. Mostly Indos in Makati (go figure?) J Forest. For a trip, walk through Victoria Park on Sunday afternoon. Just smile and say hi. It works. StickmanBangkok's report on HKs secrets is amazing in its detail, though he is wrong about it being a secret. He is also wrong about the numbers. There are not 30, 000 domestic helpers in HK, there are ten times as many! About 300, 000. The ratio is moving in favor of the Indonesians, but there are about 130, 000 Filipinos (mostly Filipinas) and 150, 000 Indonesians.

Macao: Lisboa. The old one. Is a good choice. Well located, good rooms and good value. You can book on Agoda or simply buy discounted rooms at the ferry terminal as you leave HK.

As for your wallet, you can spend as much or as little as you feel comfortable with. You can get the working girl of your dreams at Escape with no haggling for HKD4, 000 or. For HKD250 at 141. Or the girl of your dreams for free with a smile and a few jokes on Saturdays and Sundays.

I find as much excitement in the hunting as in the deed. And hunting is free.

OK, so maybe I gave more than tidbits. Did I miss anything?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Brown Rail; 1351327]Velvet Curtain 'strip clubs': Don't bother with the strip clubs. They are not clubs and there is little if any strip. The dancers are no more beautiful, nor is their dancing more sexy, than the girls in the discos. But It is your dime. The only think you can do there you can't do in the disco is get an on-premises blow job (well you can get a BJ in the disco, but it is risky). If you want a quick, for sure, BJ to to 141. They are conveniently located everywhere.[/QUOTE]I truly don't understand the rationale of these places existing since the time of the Vietnam war. When I moved to HK 25 years ago they were there (and took a certain amount of my cheese, till I learned the ropes at the original Makati. Its called New Makati as its not the first one!) and they are all still there, and still empty etc.

Unless they are triad money laundering operations they bring no return except to make the fat and old mamsans ever fatter and older. Who owns these places?

[QUOTE=SirMarjAlot;1352082]These 141 will explore probably Monday, are there a fair amount Hong kong island side as don't really intend to visit Kowloon[/QUOTE]Hundreds on HKG Island as well. Just use the navigation on the website.

I assume you are the same SMA from another forum? Welcome!

Was in N2 last night. The Thai contingent from Joe Bananas paid a visit. Place was empty and was told it was closing at midnight. Maybe to reopen under another name?