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Folks,
Situation as usual. No changes at all. Old mamasan/cleaning lady still there. Girls on the first floor still there. Girls whoring from London Hotel and walking the street in front of LH and PSB still there. Other SWs still there too - some work daytime, some only evening and then there's always the graveyard shift.
I chose just two different ones and was very pleased.
Prices asked: B200-300
Prices paid: B200-300
[QUOTE=Blunderer]Cripes, almost let that slip past - farang soi of bars in Udon? Can you supply details. Are there girls dancing? Naked? How much is BF/ST/LT? Where is this soi?[/QUOTE]
Udon Thani is full of farang bars and restaurants, Blunderer. Utilizing the map: [url]http://www.udonmap.com/images/new_map.gif[/url] you can see the soi of beer bars just opposite the Robinson (Charoensri) mall, and near the bus and train stations. On the map the soi is marked 'bars and restaurants' and begins with the marked 'Aussie Bar' and 'Fuzzy Ken's'. Bar fine is 300 baht, short time 500 and long time 1,000, but many girls try to ask for much more. There is no dancing or nudity in these bars, though some girls may grope or flash. Just outside this soi there is a new nightclub next to Mr. Tong's called Scorpions, which has girls dancing in somewhat scanty costumes, but no nudity.
To follow up last night's dismal evaluation of the Sois - I did return to Soi 2 this afternoon at about 2:00 PM not expecting to find anything, but I did find one house open. There was no outward sign other than an elderly mama and papa san outside, who waved to me as I passed. The girl I chose refused BJ and asked for a 500 tip for same! I bargained down to 300 - to be honest I figured she wouldn't do bareback sex and I would just leave. However I was able to talk her out of it by promising withdrawal, and so was into her for 300 extra - the grand total was 600. Service mediocre but adequate, no complaints about creampie.
I did leave my traveling bag in my motorcycle basket outside, thinking there is probably no safer place in any town than where the mafia are present. Of course, when I left it was fine. I also had about 10,000 baht in my pocket in the room, but nothing was taken when I was bathing (happily this girl's room had its own bath). It has always been my experience that the Udon brothels are scrupulously honest. As I left I asked the papasan and he said the police had closed all the other brothels on Soi 2. In the light of day it was easier to see that one had been partially knocked down - interesting to see the cross section of the building, but very, very sad.
called a lady that i liked at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] and that gave me her number. she was free that evening and decided to invite her.
we meet up in front of the sofitel and damn! she looks stunning. she dressed up in nice black dress pants and a white long sleeves shirt. just a sight to behold. thank god i also dressed a little so i don't feel out of place. we went to an italian restaurant (forgot the name) and had a nice time there, she is quite talkative for a girl whose english is limited.
it makes me laugh how she orders food. she ordered like 4 dishes for us to share. pizza, spaghetti, salad, calamari. good time at the restaurant and then we decided to move to the hilton.
she paid for entrance fee (she insisted) and we settled ourselves at the bar. i don't really care for public love display but i couldn't keep my hands off of her. she was (to me) one of the greatest looking gal in the place and was turning a few heads. we were all over each other on the dance floor and after an hour, we couldn't hold it anymore and she asked to go back to the hotel.
i wanted to have one more drink but she begged me to go back and make love (no need to say more.).
we hit the hotel (i stay at the hyatt) and she looks surprised. she tells me that she could not imagine someone young like me stay in such an expensive hotel. anyways, we showered together and it took a lot of self control for me not to fuck her in the large shower area. scared me a little that she would have not objected a bareback screw.
we played a lot in the shower with the soaps and lotions. throwing soap and foam at each other, we looked like a couple of 13 year olds having fun.
bbbj was fantastic and i could not hold long, i exploded in her mouth after a few minutes. she went to wash herself and came back for more, i gave her a long pussy tongue action until she could not hold anymore and asked for me to enter her. sex was great! not many positions but she told me she prefer like this.
the whole experience was very gfe. she stayed in bed for several minuted before we hit the shower again.
she asked me if she could sleep with me and i agreed (of course). she looked as good naked as she did with her clothes!
now, this morning, when i got up, she was still asleep and i let her sleep. i went to shower but she soon joined me. she thanked me for the night and we cuddled for a few minuted in the shower.
she could have been my girlfriend, it felt exactly like a real gfe!
after the shower (bbbjcim was given) she dressed up and was ready to leave. i asked her if she had time for breakfast and she happily agreed. had american breakfast while she ate her rice soup.
i had stuff to do so i needed to get going. she kissed me goodbye and i handed her 2000. she looked surprised and gave them back saying she wanted to be with me and not about the money.
i smiled and handed her back the 2000 to buy herself a new outfit for our next date she seemed very pleased and kissed me, then asked me to call her again and took off.
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After leaving Udon I stopped for a few hours in Ban Pie, a smallish town but a major transport junction in Isaan. My mode of arrival was Express Train, which was definitely fast but very expensive and with the inferior (newer) type of third class car. These look like subway cars - so inferior that I moved up to second class and paid the extra, but even third class is pricey on the express. The third class from Udon to Ban Pie was 183 baht, and I was charged 103 baht more to move up to second, but I think that included a changing fee. I would suggest that everyone stick to the Tamada (ordinary) trains.
The Ban Pie train station was very quiet, with no taxis of any kind. I walked around town and found a few hotels, all in the 200-400 baht range, a night market, and a few street stalls, but mostly just lots of closed businesses at 9:00 PM. At the bus station, which is an easy walk from the train station, I found motorcycle taxis and tuktuks. They seemed very amused that I was interested in the 300 baht girls, and took me to a small soi that contained just two or three unattractive girls and some rough looking pimp or customer Thais. Nothing appealed so we went on, and the man claimed that there were normally more girls there.
The second taxi driver took me to a hotel that had one lone girl working just outside, sort of at the back entrance. She was about 19, dark, and fairly cute, though very shy, nervous, and overly polite. Her pimp told me the price would be 500 - farang price. I agreed and went upstairs, but not before being charged for a short time room. I had assumed it would be included, these pimps charged me 200 baht, which I believe was the overnight charge! More anti-foreigner behaviour no doubt. In the room there was no BJ, but bareback was had for a 200 baht tip. However the girl just lay there, so the service was inadequate to precipitate my ejaculation. particularly after my afternoon deposit in the Udon Thani brothel.
Back to the bus station and away after only two hours and 900 baht wasted.
I was in Udon Thani several weeks ago. I and my freind brought nice lady Laos from Vientiane for fun, so I did not really check out the lady houses this time.
But one of the nights I wandered into the areas and just being curious. The houses are almost all closed or consolidated. All houses locked from outside tightly guarded by some young gangsters, and seemed only let the familiar faces in. I later ran into an old Danish guy at the shopping that I know from the past who has a Thai wife and has been living in Udon for 10 years, so we went to a bar and chatted.
He said the problem is the military, they removed all the police heads from federal to all the way small district leutenant. The military looks like they have put their claws into all corners of the territories, and look like they are here to stay.
Anyways, he said there simply too much shifting of police personnels after the coup, seems like the junta is very insecure about themselves, wanted completely control all regional police affairs, wipe up all opponents, ruthlessly removing replacing shifting all the top heads, and by the time the houses "make friends" with the new guys, then suddenly they are gone again, came more new guys, so more new guys asked for more money, then they are afraid these new guys will be gone again soon. The junta is trying to put their most faithful poppets into every corner.
So the houses keep a very low key, only cater to regulars mostly, houses sent most girls back, and even that the police from other district or region would still cross boundary to harass them for more bribes, they raid so often now, almost weekly basis, by all different units from all different regions, he said there is no more systems right now, there is no one unit in charge, all the different police units will take in girls and customers, the house have to pay their way to get out the girls each time, and recently there had been foriegn customers taken in by police at the raid as well, and he heard each one had to pay 5000-20000 bribes to get out. So as the Thai political situation in the mud, it's effect strectched all the way to up country hooker houses as well, seems like all new units and new guys all want to exercise their claws and the former systematic police stucture is in shamble.
I would not recommend to venture into the lady houses at present even they let you in, they are simply to many raids and checks by all defferent units from defferent places, according to this old time expat, raids can be at any time of the day, and he heard many foriegners have been taken in with the ladies, the house can get the ladies out cheaply but as foregners got caught in the raids, you may have to negociate the amount that make them feel happy.
events took place on january 1. i called (pussy me! 555) to wish her a happy new year and we chit chat a bit. she tells me she misses me and would like to see me again the same night. "what about your work? " and she replies "i not work tonight" ok, so we're on! we decide to meet in front of the hilton and i take her to the french restaurant "brasserie de paris" (the food there is just fantastic).
she was (yet again) dressed with a lot of taste and this time i was in my jeans: (so i felt a little under-dressed, she jumped at my neck and kissed me passionately. i felt like we were 2 lovers that did not see each other for months, she was very affectionate and the look in her eyes was pure regal.
we finally decided to get moving and walked the short distance to the restaurant. she ordered their crab apetizer and i had my usual steak.
dinner went perfectly well, she was very enthousiastic and looked like she was having as good a time as i. after dinner she suggested we go directly to the hotel because she had something for me. so without further questioning, i oblige to her and we get going.
weather was great and the tuk tuk ride to the hyatt was "refreshing" lol. we go to the room and she jumps on the bed. she asks me to get drinks from the minibar. ok, we get a couple beers and continue chit chatting a bit until we naturally fall into each other's arms frenchkissing. my hands are all over her curvaceous body and as i try to take off her top, she stiffens and stops me.
"cannot have sex tonight" she tells me. and she burst out laughing. she was teasing me and told me that the look on my face was priceless. (*****! i thought) but she then also said i needed to go to the bathroom for 2 minutes because she needed to prepare something.
i did, but the 2 minutes felt like 15 and my mind was trying to figure out (or guess) what it is she was up to.
she (finally) calls me in the room. as i exit the bathroom, the lights are turned off and she is lying on the bed. i can see her "silouhette" and she whispers "turn on the light a little bit" which i did.
there she was, on the bed in one of the most sensual pieces of lingerie i have ever seen. it looked so good on her. not a word was spoken, she could see in my eyes that i was loving what i was seeing and i could see in hers that she was feeling proud and beautiful. i couldn't help but caressing her breasts through the lingerie, it felt so soft. she whispered "i buy this for you. you tell me buy something nice", i was speechless and happy at the same time. we started kissing and exploring each other's bodies on the bed like a genuine boyfriend-girlfriend couple on a first or second date. after a while we hit the showers and made love until 3 am.
i watched her fall asleep and seeing how peaceful she was made me happy. i will spare you the details but all i can say is that the sex blew my mind! during that evening, it never even came to my mind that she was a "[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]" girl. it just felt natural, and rightly so since she is a lovely girl and does not have [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] written on her forehead.
next morning was a repeat from the last time, we had sex in the morning and i took her to breakfast at the hotel. she wanted to spend the day with me but i pretended i had some business appointments and we parted ways.
this time, i wasn't sure if she expected me to hand over some cash, or if i would hand over some cash i did not want her to be offended. so i asked her if she had any shopping plans and if i could contribute with a little gift? she smiled and kissed me and said that she was ok and no need for gifts, she want to see me again tonight and she take me to a thai restaurant and she invite me.
i actually called her with a lame excuse and went off to phuket for business so i won't see her for quite some time. i know it might be stupid of me and i felt there was something going, but i am in no need of involvement at this stage of my life, i like my "butterfly" status lol
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ok, i walked into [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] 2 days ago and was greeted by 5 ladies wearing the same outfit as the bkk [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]. in all fairness, 3 of the 5 ladies were quite nice looking and young.
i ease past the crowded porch and walk in the place. quite small... but hey, the couches are comfortable. saw a pool table too in there.
lady approaches and after the "where you from, you holiday, what's your name?" she ask me if i have been to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] before : "i answer negatively". she tell me it is a blowjob bar and the bj is 700 thb, and that in pattaya you can also get only a handjob... but only in pattaya.
the place is empty... i order a drink and "up" we go. stroll through 2 locked doors and there is the usual [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] couch, pillow, curtains (same as in bkk).
lady was "older" i'd say 30-35 but her skills were good. took a little long for me but she did not complain one bit. took it all inside (deepthroat) and cim.
went to the toilet and got cleaned.
the whole experience was good.
gave her 1,100 for the whole thing (blowjob, tip, beer) and she looked happy with that. i don't know if i gave too much or not enough but she was happy so i guess it was fine.
i would definately go back, i can see why [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] will have customers in huahin, p4p scene is pretty tame.
went back today and got a new girl (haven't seen her before). 1 hour oily and up we go to the private room.
all was pretty basic, little chit-chat, regular massage in the back and flip to the front. while massaging my abdomen, i made it clear i was horny (had a nice erection) but she did not acknowledge it at all. not even "accidentally" touching.
massage finishes and she massages my head and continues to chit-chat:
- how old are you? where your hotel? where you go after massage? (i figured she would not mind coming back to my house afterwards. but said nothing). she then grabbed my cock and asked: "massage? "
yes! yes! yes!
i said "ok" andshe asked how much? i said you tell me how much.
she said 1, 000 for hj and i burst out laughing. she begged me to keep my voice down. and said ok, 1, 000 for bj?
i agreed at the condition that she get completely naked. she agreed.
wow. is my feeling when i left the room!
she gave me a better bj than all 3 ladies i had at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]!
really slow sucks, deep, with just the right amount of teeth and tongue teasing! didn't mind my hands roaming all over her sweet spots and surprise surprise, she let me come in her mouth. as she got her head up, she did not spit a thing so i looked at the towel and nothing! she showed me her throat implying she swallowed the whole load (damn! great way to get rid of the evidence lol).
needless to say that i will go back and only ask for her now
sorry but i won't tell her name because i didn't ask. she's not your typical looking masseuse. she has 2 unmistakable features that will make you recognise her out of 100 ladies.
Went shopping in Surin this morning and thought I would look for a bit of action. Daytime is limited to the railway station, and as usual there were just a couple of old hags there -fat and likely mid 50's. Did 2/3 sortees between 11am and 1pm, but there was nothing else. Finally at 1.20pm decided on a final look before returning home.
There was a young girl - aroi mak mak - talking to one of the old hags. The hag spotted me in the car and pointed to the young girl, and raised 5 fingers. I beckoned them over to the car.
It transpired they were a Mother and daughter team (not sure i believed it, but the young one assured me it was so). Mama wanted to come along to the bungalow too, and said she would masseage me whilst I was fucking her daughter!
I went with the flow and we checked into the bungalow. But once inside i told mother to get lost which she eventually did - quite a long walk back to the station.
Beautiful girl, 21, small tits, insisted on 500bt, but she offered 700bt for 2 fucks and 1000bt if they were bareback. I was hungry, and negotiated 2 bareback fucks for 700.
After a joint shower and some horseplay, we ended up on the bed, where I gave her lovely tits a good sucking, before going down on her fragrant pussy. Within 10 minutes she had a tumultous and very noisy explosive orgasm, following which she couldn't wait to get my cock inside her.
At the point of my ejaculating, my wife phoned on the mobile, but naturally I did not answer!
After round 1, she told me that nobody had ever given her oral sex before, and that it was fantastic. Round 2 was more quiet, but equally satisfactory.
After washing up, and coming to payment time, she only wanted 500bt, telling me that she did not want more as she had enjoyed our time together
so much.
I shall be back to Surin, but alas she is only occasionally working.
A bloody good punt!
Nic Frenchy ,
Where is Orchid?
It's a bit late as I am Just back from HH , have tryed a few mass places in front of the Hilton but no luck for extra's or HJ , only once last year there.
Last week I receive a HJ in a remote massage place, really bad, bring the story on it later.
JE
[quote=john euro]where is orchid?[/quote]continue past the hilton on the same road towards prachuap kiri khan... do not turn right towards the police station, continue straight... orchid is right next to the bookazine shop ;)
[quote=john euro]have tryed a few mass places in front of the hilton but no luck for extra's or hj[/quote]massage places in front of the hilton are straight massage places... big hit or miss. better go to the ones on soi selakam ;)
or even go to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] first, then go for a massage, then to the bars for a cute bargirl @ 1000 lt ;)
The opportunity presented itself to visit Yasothon for 'free' - that is, driving there with a Thai professional woman. I dreaded the thought of such an intimacy, but soldiered on for the sake of you mongers. After all there is no report that I know of about that town, and I felt it was unlikely that I would ever go there on my own.
I managed to sneak away for only a couple of hours in the late evening. How can you monogamists deal with such things? I found it irksome in the extreme. I had a hard time even finding a motorbike taxi, and wandered the desolate streets for a while accompanied only by the now familiar 'time keepers' banging their resonant metal disks. When I found a chap, however, he immediately understood my pronunciation of 'Sawg' and answered that Yasothon did have some, and that the price was 300 baht.
Off we went and on a quite residential street off the main highway came upon two brothels. These were both quite obvious, well lit, and out in the open; not hidden at all, a few hundred yards apart. I went to the larger of the two, where I found three girls roaming in the courtyard. One was old, one young, and one just right. I took the middle one, who was about 30-35, hoping that she would give it up properly, since she wasn't all that much to look at. Alas in the room she would not provide bareback no matter the price. I offered as much as 500 baht extra! Also blow job was not on the menu.
In the end I left in a huff and was about to re-mount my bike-taxi, when the older one said 'bai duai?' So I asked her if bareback was OK.. she said yes. Off we went to her room, 300 paid, and all the while the other harpy calling out over the wall the whole history of our previous encounter - 'mai chawp sai', blah blah blah. After a few minutes of bareback doggy style, the old woman unaccountable decided to insist on a condom for the missionary! I could not understand her thinking, and anyway changing her mind in the middle seemed unfair as well as pointless. Perhaps she thought she felt a buboe upon my dick.
In any case, she was unpersuadable, and I left in an even bigger huff. If I had been freeer I would have stopped at the other establishment and blown a few hundred more baht for the cause, but I had the weekend's ball and chain breathing down my neck back at the room. Awful! Some of the girls visible as we passed the other place did look slightly better.
There you have it mongers - Yasothon. Two brothels offering reasonable, standard Isaan prices, and slightly below average, apparently inflexible girls. Do not go.
I'm sorry, i just have to ask -- why would anyone go bareback with a hooker? bumholes one, do you have a death wish? i'd be scared going bareback with a non-hooker. it's just crazy. i mean, i'm as (or more) open-minded than anyone, but playing russian roulette isn't the best pastime, surely? what makes guys do that? it's extremely odd. and quite frankly, incredibly irresponsible to all parties involved.
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you've got another detractor, i see. i'm not going to join in, as i've long since said my piece and don't need to have another go at you. not necessary.
i just wanted to say, that although i may not agree with your actions, sometimes, i find these kind of reports somewhat interesting and amusing. at least, they're different from the usual, "i went to eden...blah, blah, blah..."
always, a bit of a cook's tour with you, and humorous...not just a wam bam boring re-run, like most.
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always, a bit of a cook's tour with you, and humorous...not just a wam bam boring re-run, like most.[/quote]i can certainly second that. very usefull info.