Stupid Shit in the Philippines

[QUOTE=PhilJoy;2991496]Hi guys,

Just wondering if anyone else has been sent the message that they are the expecting father of a child?

It's happened to me a few times now and it's on again today.

The issue is, these girls don't think ahead and get their dates right (see pics).

And once you mention DNA testing, it all gets a bit nasty ie: "How you insult me!" "You call me a liar!" etc.

And to be the first boyfriend in nine years, I almost spat my Tanduay out![/QUOTE]I have a solution for everyone.

It's called a VASECTOMY. Invest in one.

[QUOTE=PhilJoy;2991496]Just wondering if anyone else has been sent the message that they are the expecting father of a child?

It's happened to me a few times now and it's on again today.[/QUOTE]Why are you having such a long drawn out conversation with her? I always laugh when I see western guys having a conversation like this with the chicks like they are discussing something philosophical. Look at the 1 line she writes, then the 18 lines you follow up with. Keep it simple. Their attention span is not long enough to keep up with all you write.

But to answer your question, no chick in PI has accused me of getting her pregnant and I do not even tell them I have a vasectomy. If I did not have a vasectomy, then there is no way I would be skeeting up in them like that. So you can get a girl pregnant, but when she tells you she is pregnant you want to count the numbers. Why even bother with the stress. Use condoms or get clipped.

[QUOTE=PhilJoy;2991496]Hi guys,

Just wondering if anyone else has been sent the message that they are the expecting father of a child?

It's happened to me a few times now and it's on again today.

The issue is, these girls don't think ahead and get their dates right (see pics).

And once you mention DNA testing, it all gets a bit nasty ie: "How you insult me!" "You call me a liar!" etc.

And to be the first boyfriend in nine years, I almost spat my Tanduay out!

There goes my Sabang contact but these girls will try anything for $$.

_Phil.[/QUOTE]Had that happened to me also, I know it can't be true, because I always finish in the mouth.

My answer, even if not true was: not possible I had vasectomy, must be somebody's else, never been bothered after.

Hard agree. Also insurance companies love to pay for vasectomies because that means they don't have to pay for babies.

I did have one girl pull this on me (sweet girl, I don't know if she was lying, but probably was) and once I said I'd had a vasectomy (I have), that was the end of it.

I always cum inside, always, without exception. Occasionally their eyes get wide and worried when it's happening but they are cool once you explain the situation.

[QUOTE=MongerHunger;2991513]I have a solution for everyone.

It's called a VASECTOMY. Invest in one.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FuriousGeorge;2991569]Hard agree. Also insurance companies love to pay for vasectomies because that means they don't have to pay for babies.

I did have one girl pull this on me (sweet girl, I don't know if she was lying, but probably was) and once I said I'd had a vasectomy (I have), that was the end of it.

I always cum inside, always, without exception. Occasionally their eyes get wide and worried when it's happening but they are cool once you explain the situation.[/QUOTE]Yep. Snip Snip ✂65039;.

[QUOTE=PhilJoy;2991496]Hi guys,

Just wondering if anyone else has been sent the message that they are the expecting father of a child?

It's happened to me a few times now and it's on again today.

The issue is, these girls don't think ahead and get their dates right (see pics).

And once you mention DNA testing, it all gets a bit nasty ie: "How you insult me!" "You call me a liar!" etc.

And to be the first boyfriend in nine years, I almost spat my Tanduay out!

There goes my Sabang contact but these girls will try anything for $$.

_Phil.[/QUOTE]You should take responsibility, just kidding! You're right, it's obviously not real, or even if it is, just leave the country. What she going to do? Chase you down to whatever country you're from? I know you weren't stupid enough to tell her your real name right? Getting a chick pregnant is a whole less messy than getting an std. Think about it like this, you got to fuck chicks bareback. Only 3 outcomes from that. Either you get the chick pregnant, you get an std, or nothing happens. Abortions in South East Asia are way more common than people think, especially in the Philippines. Abandoning a kid is much easier than trying to get rid of an std. Just saying. Ain't your problem. What matters is that we get to fuck hot chicks, and cum inside them. I know at my age, that's all I ever think about anymore. I endure extremely shitty work environments so that I can save up enough cash to fly to Bangkok again some day. But alas, NVDA is really fucking me over *sigh* FML.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2991592] Abortions in South East Asia are way more common than people think, especially in the Philippines. [/QUOTE]Abortions in the Philippines are illegal / prohibited under law in all circumstances. This once again proves that you don't know what the hell you talking about. All you do is spread bullshit on this website. Anyone with half a brain knows this. The crazy thing is that you expect intelligent people to believe your nonsense and ramblings. Put a lid on it. Jeez!

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2991592]You should take responsibility, just kidding! You're right, it's obviously not real, or even if it is, just leave the country. What she going to do? Chase you down to whatever country you're from? [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2991592]Abandoning a kid is much easier than trying to get rid of an std. Just saying. Ain't your problem. What matters is that we get to fuck hot chicks, and cum inside them. [/QUOTE]Rather beside myself at the moment.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2991592]Think about it like this, you got to fuck chicks bareback. Only 3 outcomes from that. Either you get the chick pregnant, you get an std, or nothing happens. [/QUOTE]Or she gets an STD? Or she gets your gonorrhea while you get her syphilis? Or she is stuck raising your child for 18 years? Or a child grows up fatherless? And in poverty?

"Philippine law mandates prison terms of two to six years for women who have illegal abortions and for anyone who assists in the procedure. ".

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2991545]Why are you having such a long drawn out conversation with her? I always laugh when I see western guys having a conversation like this with the chicks like they are discussing something philosophical. Look at the 1 line she writes, then the 18 lines you follow up with. Keep it simple. Their attention span is not long enough to keep up with all you write.
[/QUOTE]Mate, this is just a sample and I've known her for years, so it's not as if it's a one-off relationship. Yes, I might have replied in a rather lengthy paragraph, but it's nothing compared to the hundreds of short messages I've got from her over the past few days out of the blue along with the howling emoji's. And a detailed response in a 'recorded' written form is good insurance. Like I mentioned originally, this isn't the first time it's happened with a Pina. Buyer beware I suppose. A bit like paying too much for a bus ticket _ Phil.

[QUOTE=PhilJoy;2991750]Mate, this is just a sample and I've known her for years, so it's not as if it's a one-off relationship.[/QUOTE]In that case, if she was going to pull off a fake pregnancy scam then I think it would have been long ago. But maybe she is pregnant from another guy and thinks it best to hitch the wagon to you. For sure can not put anything past them.

You guys are not living life to the fullest at all then. Laws, especially in beautiful South East Asia are at best suggestions, especially for farang types. You can get away with a ton of shit. Look at all the farangs in Pattaya and Phuket and all the nonsense they get away with. There's the case of the 2 kiwi brothers that literally beat up a cop, caught on tape BTW and nothing happened to them. Where else in the world can you get away with so much just cause you're a foreigner?

Places like Thailand and the Phips were literally created for us to have fun in and dump our cum into. Where I'm from, where I am now, I'm treated like shit. I can't wait to die. But in Thailand, and I'm sure in the Phips too, I'm treated like some kind of foreign God. Christ on a stick, it's fucking awesome. Go the way Carradine did in Bangkok, living life to the max right until very last breath. I don't care if I die in a ditch somewhere in Thailand, at least I'll be in Thailand, and more important than that, I'll be dead.

Trust me fellas, when you're as old me, and as ugly as me, having lived decades of a shitty, shitty life, you'll want to fuck as many chicks as you can. Chicks that are hot, affordable, LBFM types and that's only really possible in South East Asia. It used to be affordable in central Europe, Prague was the best back in the day, but these days it's only really the Phips and Thailand.

[QUOTE=WestCoast1;2991643]Rather beside myself at the moment.

Or she gets an STD? Or she gets your gonorrhea while you get her syphilis? Or she is stuck raising your child for 18 years? Or a child grows up fatherless? And in poverty?[/QUOTE]We fuck prostitutes. That's literally what we do. Why we're on this forum at all. Having any kind of moral compass is kind of a double standard no? Many of the chicks we fuck are prostitutes because of their social and economic situation. Given a choice, I'm sure most if not all of them would rather be doing anything else to make the same amount of money.

We switch off our objectivity to whatever plight they might be going through when we pay to fuck them, so let's kinda get off our high horses a bit eh? I accept what I am, I'm a sad guy, who's been through hell in life, haunted by trauma, wishing I was dead everyday. Events replaying itself in my mind, over and over again. Decades of being alive, and the only peace I know now, is when I get to fuck a babe. And since I'm so ugly and so very old now, I got to pay for that. And by Mephistopheles I'll keep paying.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2991829]You guys are not living life to the fullest at all then.

Christ on a stick, it's fucking awesome. Go the way Carradine did in Bangkok, living life to the max right until very last breath.[/QUOTE]Be careful what you wish for. Plenty of guys drink and fuck themselves to death in Asia. It's rarely a made for Hollywood drama. More like dead broke, ostracised by all his previous friends and living in some shitbox.

Remember how we often say that girls' lives have a dark underside and that there isn't a Pretty Woman moment? Well it can be the same for guys who fall too deep into the lifestyle.

I wish you well and, if your post was accurate, suggest that you seek out some help so that you can lead a happier life.

Enjoy. G.

[QUOTE=Goferring;2991852]Be careful what you wish for. Plenty of guys drink and fuck themselves to death in Asia. [/QUOTE]Drinking and fucking themselves to death in Asia sounds like a great way to go. At this point in my life I'd give anything for that.