A visit to LOPA : final result is a draw
I had thoroughly prepared my visit to LOPA, thanks to both many useful contributions on this forum plus many research hours myself.
I ended up with a list of 63 women in Warsaw that all looked like they were capable of taking you straight into paradise, plus I had found a phone nr and/or e-mail address for them.
First observation: e-mail doesn’t seem to have registered with Polish ladies of the night yet. I sent introductory messages to over 30 but only 1 (Monika28 on odloty) replied, by sending a link to the website.
Unfortunately, I arrived last Sunday night and that obviously is not the best time to score. Although I sent SMS to nearly all of them that afternoon and evening and called several of them, only 1 passed along sufficient information to make contact.
Iwona23 ([url]http://www.odloty.pl/cd/product_info_popup.php/products_id/1393[/url])
is not the most handsome but certainly has a figure to die for. But my travel fatigue and nearly total lack of knowledge of the Polish language plus her 15 words of English made it end rather disappointing. Although she accepted the 150 PLN for one hour, it then transpired that she doesn’t kiss, claiming some allergy. Even worse, I was not allowed to touch her between the legs or DATY!
I did like her wonderful breasts, almost sculpted (silicone suspicions but couldn’t find incriminating evidence), and her nipples did respond nicely and stood out full 2 cm.
But after some 10 minutes of her taking a ride in cowgirl, my little one decided it had had enough and abandoned the effort. She did not show any interest in trying to revive my fortunes but devoted herself to sending text messages.
For those in sturdier shape willing to brave those limitations, you can find her at Swientkrzyska 35 app 112.
I decided to pass by the Marriott parking lot and did meet a blonde slim stunner from bcc24 who spoke good English for a change. But Monika (mobile 609702822) demanded 400 PLN damage and excluded kissing and touching and DATY! Where are the good deals in Poland when you need them!
So I had to put my tired head to sleep without relief and hoping that the next Monday would bring more success. Of course, the typical curse of the monger intervened and office disasters demanded all my time instead of cruising around the town inspecting pussy. I did manage to establish contact with a Czech blonde (slodka czezska ID 13443 on sexatlas), as she speaks French (awfully, judging by her sms messages). But she kept postponing a real meeting during that day, promising me a date on Tuesday. I did learn she resides in Wola district, ul.Zytnia 16; she would give me the apt nr the next day.
So Tuesday would be my last chance and I was getting desperate. After exchanging another few sms which suggest I could visit her after lunch, suddenly she comes back to claim she is fully booked for the day and either she stays the night with me (1600 PLN damage) or I visit on Wednesday at 16 hours. Since I will be working in Berlin by then, I decline and let a sliver of disappointment shine through in my message. Furious reply stating I am ungrateful and should count my lucky stars that I may visit her! Who needs such crap if you are not married to her, so off to try again.
Fortunately my luck was about to change. One phone call, answered immediately and I am off to Magda 28 ([url]http://www.odloty.pl/cd/product_info_popup.php/products_id/313[/url]).
You can look her up at Jana Pawla II nr 80, just next to Arcadia shopping center, she will give you the exact door entry and keycode when you call her after you arrive.
The pictures from odloty were very accurate: a true bombshell with magnificent hooters although not a classic beauty. Her English was middling but enough to get to work. After some petting and fumbling I worked up a fever giving her some DATY although she did not respond too much. In return I was very enthousiastic regarding her terrific BBBJ capacities (no hands except for balls fumbling, deep intakes, lots of tongue play) and we did end with a good 10 minutes of untrammelled missionary humping which she obviously enjoyed (as did yours truly of course!!).
She may have just a little bit babyfat but although I usually don’t like that, it didn’t bother me with Magda. Besides, at 175 cm she stands tall enough that it doesn’t become as obvious as on a smaller girl. The only negative item was the cost at 300 PLN an hour. Moreover, it transpired (silly me always forgets to get the action fully spelled out before money changes hands when my little one indicates he wants to meet that lady in person! now!) that, although she advertises as a no-limits lady, anal was not allowed (or probably only when I paid extra cash). Overall though, money well spent!
So I decided to go for broke and try to visit as many Warsaw ladies that day as my constitution would bear (and of course my wallet) before being forced to move my field of activities to Berlin tomorrow. Next I decided to try a few addresses that have been reported here before. I went to ul. Dobra nr 3/8 to find that there was only 1 girl (Jana? Don’t really remember her name). She was friendly but carried around way too many kilos to appeal to my little one and only knew 5 words of English, but did indicate that as of 8 pm 3 girls work there who should be slimmer than herself.
On to the address at Nowolipki 23 apt 7. This time no trouble at all finding the correct entry and met a madam who did speak a bit of English and introduced 2 Polish girls, both young and well built. The madam tried to palm off the better looking one on me but there was a glint in the eye of the other one so I went for her. I managed to understand that her name is Szozse(?). I had to pay 100 PLN for 1 hour and she then tried to wiggle more cash out of me for anything I wanted. I agreed on 50 PLN extra which allowed fingering and DATY. That was the good choice because she really went off like a rocket (as they say in Germany), moaning and squeezing my hand and stroking my hair. She then proceeded to grab my finger and make her work her clit real hard, making her second stage of liftoff kick in! At which point I was ready to join the fireworks and impaled her on top of me with her wonderful sturdy tits in my hands, to both our greater bliss! After a while, I felt it was time for a change and went at her in missy, again to both our great pleasure. And to conclude I even managed to hit her sideways from behind, at which those tits were such a wonderful support I couldn’t believe it! All in all, the experience left me fully satisfied and I felt that LOPA had at last done full justice to its reputation. Full marks for Szosze, who made me feel I should return when I get another occasion, a real credit to LOPA.
As it had meanwhile become evening, I went back to the Sobieski hotel for dinner. But my evil inner part hissed that more was in me and I should try another one. If you are on a roll, let it roll, so I sent an SMS to Aneta (ID 15167 at sexatlas). She responds that I can come with 1 hour notice. After I finish dinner, I call, she answers, gives the address Jana Pawla II nr 55, she will give the apartment nr when I arrive, I state I am taking a taxi immediately to visit her. After I arrive 20 minutes later, I waited and called her number umpteen times for more than half an hour before giving up; the ***** had obviously left for the day! Fellows beware!
All in all at 200 PLN on average my first visit to LOPA was a very reasonable expense when compared to my usual hunting grounds in Western Europe.
Negative points of my experience:
-the vastness of the city (stupid taxi driver taking me to Iwona dropped me off at nr 36, nr 35 is at least one kilometre further!!!!)
-very difficult to communicate with the ladies re language, very low response rates
-disregard for mongers (Aneta)
-several flops with those I tried to approach
-they move around quite a bit; many pictures on the websites are obviously fake
Positive points:
- Great quality can be had at reasonable prices
- I saw many real stunners on the streets
- A great many women are available for mongering
- If you can get them going, LOPA ladies are full of fire!!!
All in all, I am calling it a draw – a great reason to come back and try again!
P.S. I forgot what I am always cussing about when reading other people's reports: where are the Internet references! Here are websites I found that, as far as I know, have not yet been mentioned here but contained useful information
[url]www.sex.romansik.pl[/url]
[url]www.roksa.pl[/url]
[url]www.ogloszenia.pornosex.pl[/url]
[url]www.anonse.zdrada.pl[/url]
[url]www.anonse.ostrefotki.pl[/url]
[url]www.mlask.pl[/url] (129 addresses in Warsaw alone)
[url]www.53x.pl[/url]
[url]www.sexanonse.przez.net[/url]
[url]www.anonseerotyczne.pl[/url]
[url]www.kmd07.pl[/url]
[url]www.pigalak.pl[/url]
[url]www.towarzyskie.pl[/url]
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Life at last.....in LOPA!!!!
Guys, great reports and up-dates.........may get back myself in october, but will have to wait and see, good luck and keep them coming!!
Bois