Belated Trip Report. December 2023
1. Visited first week in Dec. For 4 days 1 pm-7 pm. Flew in on a non-stop fare of are / t $500 from USA. Landed at 7 am Wednesday; got Zurich-card 72 hour pass; took train in to Bahnhoff station and had Breakfast at Starbucks across street, two story, very nice pit stop. Stayed at Crowne Plaza for CHF 580 for four nights. I arrived at 9 am and they gave me a gym key card; I used the hot, damp Saunas to relax, showered up and early check in by 11 am. Great hotel by the way, recently renovated; about 10 min from main train station, with tram stop one block from hotel. One of few Zurich hotels with a real pool / hot tub and full gym. Hotel loyalty club (can join before trip) includes full American breakfast buffet with dozen hot or cold options, English Breakfast and omelette chef station.
2. Walked around Bahnhofstrasse for 1 HR and then took S14 to SchwerzenBach Globe by 1 pm. I had mentally braced myself for a "terrible line up" based on forum posts in Fall 2023. Truth be told the line-up was terrible except for 3 young, slim, fit Girls. I decided to have Lunch with a Beer and take in the view. When I came down, the 3 girls were gone and a new tall blond MILF was there. I made the decision that she would be great for a rough bang that I could pound away and blow off steam without any drama; she delivered the service. After the 3 slim ones were free; I chatted with a very hot (9) blond, thin one; I jokingly asked if she's relaxed in session OR lots of rules (hold condom, no fingering, no deep-throat, etc.). This freaked her our and she said, yes, she does all those rules. For next 3 days she said she's busy; must have thought I was a secret shopper or spy. Rest of line up was not worth it; and I left for Aphro by 7 pm.
3. Aphro was surprisingly, a better line up. A new Czech girl was there who was very classy and wore a blue blazer with fishnets. Had a great session with her. The first-class rooms, top shelf drinks, and ability to bang the hell out of model quality girl keeps me coming back. Given my low sunk costs on air / hotel; I decided this trip to use Aphro more.
4. Thursday, had the Breakfast Buffet; Zurich sightseeing and back at Globe by 2 pm. Had Lunch (the prior great Chef; bald guy, is back) and headed down. The line up was terrible except for another 2-3 slim young girls. This time, I had hair trigger response and took one of them; a blond spinner (9) and had a great session. She had a gorgeous face, body and after we had a free shower almost as long as session. Key is if you see a hot one take them; any hesitation and your day is over. After that I had a dinner before leaving Globe to Aphro; line up was less, definitely trending towards mid 30's; but still worth the drinks.
5. Friday; great AM Buffet and some window-shopping on Bahnhofstrasse; back to globe by 2 pm. On Fridays, they are now offering the Weekend Buffet. I personally think its great; the American steak with Peppercorn Sauce was very fine. The vibe downstairs was definitely 'every man for himself'; It was hard to track-down girls and I had to cancel a session because they literally gave me the room next to laundry with Dryer shrieking sound. I finally got a tall thin blond (7) and had a super dirty session in rooms on "2nd floor (3rd floor)"; I had never used these and they are great; super quiet and have real raised bed for those who don't want to hurt back or be on floor. She really enjoyed dirty role playing, and gagging and spitting on cock and hard banging. She preferred this to guys who are in their own world. After this, the vibe got more hectic with young balkans in locker room and rush hour; recommend getting out before 6 pm on Fridays. Headed to Aphro with some American guys I met.
6. Aphro on Firday Nights is sorta of terrible now. It gets lots of "Bros" or guys who want talk with guys but not girls. A perfect 11 was walking about but "disappeared" and was not to be seen even after a formal search was requested from Manager. That sorta of pissed me off and we all left; the Manager sorta of snapped at us "that we were talking business too long". The bloom is off the rose of forever free drinks.
7. Saturday at Globe was definitely the lowest quality; the Buffet on the other hand was again great. I tried diligently to get the 2-3 stunners; but they were always booked. Numerous girls from previous trips who had turned me down were now hounding me to no avail AND looked terrible in less than 12 months. I used the time to eat well Lunch, Desserts, Beer, Dinner and write off the CHF 95 entry as a food bill. The Americans texted me from Aphro and confirmed the 11 was there. I got over there in like 20 minutes. She was a 27,185 cm. , Polish Goddess; Golden / Light brown hair model body. She was utterly spectacular to see in the nude. She told me she hated me the night before; but now wanted to fuck. It added to the perverse ectasy of it. This is the magic of Aphro. It produces 11's, which even Oligarchs can't get. You have to put in your time. For me its literally 12-16 visits since my last Aphro 11 in 2018. Most were free visits or a random CHF 280 here and there on way back to hotel.
9. Ingo: he is 24/7 eveywhere. You will see him in the Parking Lot, Lobby, Check-in Desk, behind Bar, Locker-room, Shower, Men's Room, Dining Room, Stairs; I was expecting him to be on dance stage next. Its actually good as he welcomed feedback on girls, food, etc.
10. So Five sessions on this trip; with two very hot stunners. I could have added 1-2 more at either Aphro or Gobe but not sure if impact would be more. The days of leisurely cruising for hours around Globe for stunners is over; Ingo definitely plants 2-3 stunners per day. You have to take it OR leave it on the spot. Aphro's Manager realizes the average age of her stable requires young newcomers: 1-2 at most; again have to be there and pull trigger.