More adventures in Craigslisting
I was surfing CL the other day and ran across a new ad. 30-something year old MILF, semi-pro, has a regular job, husband. 2 kids, dog, house, etc, but needs the money. So, I took a flyer and sent an e-mail. She responded later and we batted mails back and forth for a couple of days. The neat thing is that it was obvious she was educated and could actually string a coherent sentence together. You can keep the 19 year old hotties. I like them a bit more mature, with a lot more experience.
We made a date, decided on a meeting place and agreed upon a price. She asked for $70 for an hour, I countered with 700 pesos and a deal was struck.
Well, today was the day. I showed up at the time appointed. She wasn't there. My phone doesn't work well in MX, so it was difficult to call. Note to self: re-read the forum and go get a phone.
After a bit over 45 minutes I figured I'd been stood up. I was fiddling with my phone and getting ready to leave when she walked up behind me, and said Phord? Ahh. Damn Mexican women. I think they tell time using a calendar and a sundial.
The first meeting is always interesting. Everybody is a bit nervous. First thing is that she looks absolutely nothing like the CL pix. The pix must have been taken from a magazine or something. Taller that I usually like, and a bit thick. Not homely, certainly. More like the secretary in the next office that you might say hello to in the mornings on the way to your desk. Anyway, what she lacked in overall looks she more than made up for in personality. Very friendly and smiley. My only complaint is her limited English, and her Spanish was generally at Mach 2, and she never used a small word when a large word was available. I lost track of how many times I said "mas despacio," which got her down to Mach 1. 5 briefly.
After a cold drink we headed out to find a taxi. She negotiated a 50p fare from Plaza Rio to La Premier. Smart girl, when we arrived she got the cabbie's name and number and asked if he'd be around, and if he'd like to pick us up after. She told me later that if we asked the front desk to call a cab the fare would be double.
I'd never been before, so for those who haven't I'll give a bit of detail. The cab pulls up into a driveway and there is a cashier behind a one-way mirror. They ask for money (they have a 250p for 4 hour special) and how long. The driver passes the money through a slide-out drawer. They ask for I'd and hold it until you leave. Then you drive through the gate and to your unit. You can pull into a garage and close the door. The rooms are upstairs. My only experience with these is the one over on Primero, and that one's a dump. Nice room, nice lighting, flat panel TV, Stereo, king bed, shower. Not bad for 20 bucks.
We partially undress, wash hands, etc. Then she sits me on the edge of the bed and starts slowly rubbing her ass up and down my chest while I start running my hands all over her. Huge plus for me. Everything is natural, not an ounce of silicone in sight. Then she turned around and I got to play with the front for a while.
After a bit she pushed me down on the bed and got on top, I then gave both girls a workout as she slowly ground her pussy into me and softly moaned. She's up for a little light kissing, but nothing heavy.
Soon I was ready for some muff diving, but she said to wait. She then flipped me onto my belly and proceeded to hang her head and run her hair all over, from shoulders to ankles. Very nice. Then she started a sort of kiss and nibble from ankles, up the backs of my legs, all the way to my shoulders. Very nice and very relaxing. The combined this with some gentle stroking. Not a massage, just soft caresses.
Then she turned me over and asked for the condom. BTW, she made clear from the outset that everything would be covered because she can't risk taking anything home. I told her it was my turn, and I flipped her over on her back. She was worried about getting me to finish, but I told her not to worry about it, and dove in. She was a tiny bit tense for a minute, then relaxed and really got into it, stroking her nipples and moaning softly. Things were going smoothly, and then suddenly she started bucking and grabbed my head and had a really good orgasm. She then pulled me away and made me stop. She said she could only have 1 orgasm at a time.
She relaxed a few minutes and we did a little pillow talk. Then she started stroking me until I was hard. Then it was on with the condom and a reasonably decent CBJ. Until the phone rang. Damn! Work.
When she finished, she came back to resume but I didn't want to wait. I grabbed her, put her on her back and jumped right into mish. Mmmmm. I banged away at full steam with her grunting and moaning. I wonder what the workers in the next unit were thinking? I finally finished big-time and collapsed. She was happy, I was happy, we both looked a bit worse for the wear.
We lay on the bed for a while and rested. Then up and into the shower together. While dressing I slipped 800 pesos under her purse where she would see them. At some point she did and slipped them into her purse, and if she counted it, I didn't see it. Much classier that Ms. Karina from CL.
After dressing, she called the cabbie. While waiting, I noticed she was now a bit stand-offish. I said 'abrazame. ' She looked sheepish and finally explained that she couldn't. She couldn't risk getting any of my cologne onto her clothing. She wanted no problems at home. Ahhh, OK. This I can understand and respect. So, quick pecks on the lips and cheeks from 2 feet away. LOL.
The cabbie went by the front and picked up my passport and picked us up in front of the unit. She negotiated a price to her dropoff point, and then la linea. 70p all in.
Unfortunately, everything is an hour behind schedule. I go to the border at just before 4:00. The fucking traffic was terrible and I didn't get home until about 7:00. Oh, well.
All in all, not bad. The dollar is now 12. 7-ish to 1. So, $5 cab ride to Plaza Rio (would have been less, but I tipped the kid) .100p for two drinks while waiting. 250 pesos for room. 800 pesos for my date. 120 pesos for cab rides to the hotel and to the border. Let's see. That's 1270 pesos, or about $100, plus $5, plus $8 to park. $112 for 2. 5 hours of fun company, plus an hour of waiting. A reasonably successful trip. I'll try another on Friday and report back.