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Some friends and I will be down there in a a month or two. Working out the logistics now. Two of my buddies have been there a few times already. This will be my first trip to Mexico for mongering.

I've read most of the forum so far. I appreciate all who contribute. Thanks
I will be sure to hit Adelitas, Chicago, and Hong Kong. I will even see some of the smaller ones to look for a diamond in the rough. My buddies swear by AB, but I like to see a variety of things.

Keep up the good posts and thanks again. Donnie D

It looks as if a big church has now opened right between Adelitas Bar and Las Chavelas. Interesting location.

[QUOTE=Conejito]It looks as if a big church has now opened right between Adelitas Bar and Las Chavelas. Interesting location.[/QUOTE]

Where have you been? The church has been there as long as I can remember, maybe 10 years plus. It's not Catholic either but more like holy roller.

[QUOTE=Donnie D]Some friends and I will be down there in a a month or two. Working out the logistics now. Two of my buddies have been there a few times already. This will be my first trip to Mexico for mongering.

I've read most of the forum so far. I appreciate all who contribute. Thanks
I will be sure to hit Adelitas, Chicago, and Hong Kong. I will even see some of the smaller ones to look for a diamond in the rough. My buddies swear by AB, but I like to see a variety of things.

Keep up the good posts and thanks again. Donnie D[/QUOTE]
Donnie D,

I think that AB, CC & HK will keep you busy for your first trip and it's a great way to ease into things into the zone. Once you feel a bit more comfortable with TJ, you can venture into some of the different places - Las Chevalas, Valentina and some of the other smaller bars just to check them out. Remember that la policia are out in full force right now so be safe: no drgus or weapons of any kind and if you need to hit a farmacia for some vitamin V, take it right away - don't walk around with it. Other than that, just exercise common sense and you will be fine. Have a great trip and please post a TR when you return.

Conejito - that church has been there for a while, but when there is no service, there is usually a gate across the front of it, so you would hardly notice it just walking by. I agree with you, though - it's quite a location for a church. I always feel like such a sinner walking by it on my way from AB to La Perla.

Blue Nose

[QUOTE=Blue Nose]Donnie D,

I think that AB, CC & HK will keep you busy for your first trip and it's a great way to ease into things into the zone. Once you feel a bit more comfortable with TJ, you can venture into some of the different places - Las Chevalas, Valentina and some of the other smaller bars just to check them out. Remember that la policia are out in full force right now so be safe: no drgus or weapons of any kind and if you need to hit a farmacia for some vitamin V, take it right away - don't walk around with it. Other than that, just exercise common sense and you will be fine. Have a great trip and please post a TR when you return.

Conejito - that church has been there for a while, but when there is no service, there is usually a gate across the front of it, so you would hardly notice it just walking by. I agree with you, though - it's quite a location for a church. I always feel like such a sinner walking by it on my way from AB to La Perla.

Blue Nose[/QUOTE]

Well, if you ARE a God Fearing Man, the place is convenient for slipping in for saying your prayers and lightly confessing. Yu should try it sometimes Bluenose, you're way overdue for a solid confession!!! Are you in TJ?

Country John

Thanks for the tips. I appreciate it.

I have been around, so I will be fine. I've pretty much travelled the world. Plus I am going with a few friends who speak Spanish and have been there over the past few years. As for vitamin V, no need for that, I'm still in my 30's.
Thanks again.
I will contribute and post a trip report when I return. It won't be until May.
So until then keep the senoritas warm and let them know the storm is coming.

Always Play Safe, Donnie

[QUOTE=Blue Nose]Donnie D,

I think that AB, CC & HK will keep you busy for your first trip and it's a great way to ease into things into the zone. Once you feel a bit more comfortable with TJ, you can venture into some of the different places - Las Chevalas, Valentina and some of the other smaller bars just to check them out. Remember that la policia are out in full force right now so be safe: no drgus or weapons of any kind and if you need to hit a farmacia for some vitamin V, take it right away - don't walk around with it. Other than that, just exercise common sense and you will be fine. Have a great trip and please post a TR when you return. Blue Nose[/QUOTE]

CJ, that was a good one.

After reading your posts, I think I will PM you and Blue Nose before I go to see if we can hook up. Til then, take care and thanks for the good posts.

Donnie


[QUOTE=Country John]Well, if you ARE a God Fearing Man, the place is convenient for slipping in for saying your prayers and lightly confessing. Yu should try it sometimes Bluenose, you're way overdue for a solid confession!!! Are you in TJ?

Country John[/QUOTE]

[b]Part One[/b]
It was a grinding week at work, so I decided to skip out early on Friday and head down to TJ. I forced my way through rush hour traffic arriving at 7:00 p.m. Revolución looked kind of empty for a Friday night. I stop at a drugstore on the corner of Primera and Constitución to buy some Sico brand condoms. They're strong and thin with a nice soft feel to them. There's a couple of policia at the corner. They didn't hassle me. Down Constitución one of my favorites Miss NoKisses isn't here right now. Her roommate sees me and gives me the classic "Psst, Psst" and motions for me to come over. She says Miss NoKisses isn't working today but will be here tomorrow. I ask her roommate to tell her to be here at 11:00 am tomorrow morning.

As I approach the Alley (Callejon Coahuila), I don't see Miss Perfect either. It is a bit late so I suppose she has already gone home. There are a lot of policia at the little Zona Norte substation. The Alley seems a bit empty also. I get a cheap room at Hotel Mini. It'll be loud, cold, and uncomfortable but the location is great and I'm not really here for the accommodations.

I walk down to Hotel Venecia and pick up Miss Gordita. She tells me right away that she knows last time I was here, I avoided her. Her friend saw me. I agree wholeheartedly, because it's true and doesn't really matter. Does she want to spend some time this evening with me? Of course, she moans she hasn't fucked anybody all day long and needs, you guessed it, rent money. Oh, and she needs money for her kid and money for her mom. Gotta give her credit, it didn't take 30 seconds to hit the top three reasons: mi renta, mi mama, mi niña. The street girl blues.

We head off to Bar La Gloria on Constitución to have a few beers, listen to some music, and maybe even dance a couple. I order a Bohemia and Miss Gordita gets a Sol. She's hungry and gets a package of whole dried shrimp from one of the passing-by vendors that appear nonstop. She slowly picks the shrimp apart dipping them into pico sauce. They smell, it's disgusting. She doesn't like the music, I give her a few bucks to go tip the DJ for some different songs. As soon as he starts playing her music choices, more and more couples get up to dance. Eventually we dance as well. Actually, I just sort of shuffle around. A couple of hours later we're back at my room shuffling around on top of each other for some unremarkable, ordinary sex. I shower and walk her back to where she stands.

Back up Constitución and then Primera, I stop in at Bar El Fracaso and see an amiga of Miss Gordita and dance a couple of slow dances with her. She asks why I'm not still with Miss Gordita. She had seen us leave together from in front of Hotel Venecia earlier in the evening. I explain that three hours is enough time with Miss Gordita. She disagrees and starts talking about how well she would treat a special man like me. I'm not interested in this woman, so I leave the bar after a short while.

Down Constitución I run into Adriana, a favorite of mine that I haven't been with in a long time. She has a square face with strong facial features, thick lips, broad smile, dark brown hair about shoulder length. A curled strand of hair falls down on either side of her face. She's about 5 feet tall. She has a full, curvy figure. I grab her hand and pull her along as I keep walking. She looks surprised and says "Si?" As we near the entrance to Hotel Erma she asks "Aqui?" No, I tell her. Let's go to my room. "Adónde?" Mini, I tell her. "Okay!"

Passing the police substation, there are a lot of hookers being unloaded from a police van and led into the station. They were picked up for working without a medical card. A bit later, Adriana gets a call on her cell phone from a girlfriend who says she's headed home for the night since she forgot to bring her tarjeta with her and doesn't want to get caught by the police.

In the room, I see that Adriana has lost some weight and is looking mighty fine to me. I compliment her and she gushes with appreciation. I love her great attitude, always upbeat. She's freshly showered and smelling great. She has soft perfect skin with no scars or tattoos or blemishes. Nice boobs with generous, dark nipples. We don't discuss anything about money or what I expect. I already know she does quickies for $20, otherwise she's available by the hour for $50. She is pretty much agreeable to whatever I want. We've even fallen asleep together in the past. After warming up under the blankets, I explore her body a bit, followed by a great covered bj. Next Adriana asks me if I want "chuga-chuga." Chuga-chuga? "Si, la chuga-chuga," she laughs pumping her arms and hips. Okay. I would like some chuga-chuga now. Afterwards, we lay together, wrapped around each other, for the rest of the hour after which I pay her 500 pesos. She kisses the money and makes the sign of the cross before putting it into her wallet. I walk her back to her spot and say goodnight.

Don't know about you, but having this gorgeous creature in my own hotel room for an hour at 500 pesos beats the hell out of getting the bums rush by some chica with attitude, too good to touch me at Adelita Bar.

[b]End of Part One – To Be Continued[/b]

[b]Part Two[/b]
It's about 11:45 p.m. on Friday night and I wander into one of the dive bars in Zona Norte to possibly do some dollar dances with a girl or two. Standing near the entrance, I see a table with three young, pretty girls sitting together smoking and drinking. It's slow for a Friday night, but not so slow that these girls would be alone. I look at the beers on their table, there's a can of Modelo for each, and more importantly, no other beers, that is to say it doesn't look like they have guys with them. So, I take a seat a couple tables across from them and try to figure this out. Two of the girls are exceptionally pretty, with very fine facial features, petite in statue, and quite shapely. The other has a pretty face though not finely chiseled like the others. She is average in size and her body is nice but not remarkable. The puzzle is, three girls this good-looking wouldn't be working here, they would doubtless be working at some more upscale bar. They're not sitting with men, so what are they doing here?

I order a Bohemia and sip away at it while studying the situation. There's one other American in the entire place and he's sitting at the table next to them. He's a great big fat guy, must be 300 pounds. He starts talking to one of them. A waiter shows up, apparently to see if he wants to buy a fiche beer, he declines and turns around away from the girl. A local comes over and asks the same girl to dance and she goes with the local. Another comes over and asks one of the other girls to dance and likewise she goes with him. A couple songs go by and the girls return alone to their table. I guess they are working? At any rate, I need to get in on this before they're taken. I walk up to the table and ask the average-sized girl to dance. She agrees.

On the dance floor I get a closer look at my girl and realize that she's very pretty, much more so than I had thought at a glance. This is one sexy Latina! Her gentle, sexy swaying to the music wins me over. Her face has soft wide features and is beautiful. We dance another song. She's a bit timid in that she hasn't latched on to me like a fiche girl normally would. She's acting more like a non-pro would. She doesn't speak English. When the song ends, I ask if she would like a beer. Yes. She walks back to her table and I point to my table and she says no sit over here at her table with the other girls. I'll call the girl I was dancing with Miss LatinaSexy. One of the girls is away dancing, the other, with the prettiest face of the three, was sitting alone until we returned. I'll call her Miss CaraBonita. A waiter comes over and Miss LatinaSexy orders a Tecate. Miss CaraBonita doesn't speak English either. This girl is a hottie.

Meanwhile, the fat man gets up and walks over to me asking if I speak Spanish. I tell him no and he says the other girl, the one who isn't at the table, speaks English very well, he says good luck buddy, and then he leaves the bar. The third girl returns to the table, I get up to let her sit on the inside of the bench. And there we sit, me with three young, hot Latinas. I tell the third girl that I heard she speaks English. She says yes she does. Where are you from, I ask. "San Diego," she says. You live in San Diego? "Yes." Are you an American? "I'm a Mexican-American."

Still puzzling over the situation, I ask her what she is doing here with her friends. "It's my birthday. I'm nineteen today and these are my cousins. They live here." She's very pretty with dark brown hair pulled back, very cute, fine, facial features, busty, shapely body. Very petite. I'll call her Miss Mexi-Americana. I congratulate her on her birthday and ask if she would like a beer. She jumps on that right away and orders a Tecate. So, I tell her I think it's rather adventurous for her to be here in this bar. She giggles and agrees it is. They are clearly not working girls and this certainly is no place three hotties would choose to celebrate a birthday. It's a dive. So, I ask her, why are you here, what are you doing here of all places?

"Oh, my sister works here," Miss Mexi-Americana replies. "She only does dances and beer!" she quickly adds, making sure I understand that her sister is not a prostitute. With that she motions to a woman across the room to come over. Now we are joined by Miss FicheGirl who is in her late twenties, overweight, dressed provocatively and basically, to be blunt, looks the part. Miss FicheGirl rushes over and greets me warmly like a friend. She has a big smile with a deep dimple on one side and medium brown hair. Her personality is a 9 trapped in the body of a 6. Her English is fine but not perfect, she laughs that she has forgotten how to speak English.

Now the situation makes some kind of sense. A beautiful nineteen year old is celebrating her birthday with her two Mexican cousins. One is nineteen, the other is twenty. One cousin is strikingly beautiful, the other in a more subtle way even sexier. Their family situation has been difficult and broken up. Their father is ill and unable to care for himself, let alone the family. The older sister works here as a fiche girl. She has to work on Friday nights, so her sister and her cousins come here to be together in a rundown bar in the Red Zone of Tijuana. This is real life stuff.

So, there I sit, after midnight, with four Latinas. I start to excuse myself and tell them it was so nice to meet them but I don't want to intrude further on their family celebration. The birthday girl, Miss Mexi-Americana, asks me to stay and Miss FicheGirl says "No, you're celebrating with us!" She grabs my hand and says let's go dance! And off we go to the dance floor. We return and I buy everyone a round. The song [i]La Chica Sexy[/i] by a local band, Los Tucanes de Tijuana, starts playing. This song gained some popularity a few year ago. Miss Mexi-Americana says we have to dance to this and pushes me out with her. Dancing with her I realize that she is only about 4'8" and very well-stacked. In the USA, the chances of me dancing with a gorgeous nineteen year old are somewhere between zero and nothing.

And so it goes for more than three hours, taking turns dancing with them, sometimes dancing with all of them. The FicheGirl drifts back and forth dancing with clients and then returning. Then something strange happens. A local comes up and says something to me in Spanish pointing to one of the girls. I ask FicheGirl what he what he is saying. She says, you are the man at this table, he wants your permission to dance with my cousin. I ask Miss LatinaSexy if she wants to dance with this man and she readily agrees, so I grant permission. This goes on throughout the evening, a local will come up to the table and ask my permission to dance with one of "my" girls (My own Latina posse, ha!). If she wants to go I give permission, if she doesn't, I decline.

A photographer shows up and FicheGirl insists that I get a photograph. I decline mostly out of embarrassment. But she will hear none of this and insists that I have photo to remember this night. She makes all the girls stand up and get in front of me. At 5'7" I tower over all of them. The photo turns out great. Now, Miss Mexi-Americana says they're hungry and will probably be going to get something to eat, do I want to go with them or stay here? I say I'll be heading back to my room now and she asks if I'm sure. Yes, but thanks anyway for a lovely evening. But FicheGirl says no way, I cannot leave them, I must go with them to eat.

Meanwhile, a fight breaks out in the bar and within about 90 seconds there are 7 or 8 cops here. They quickly sort things out. One young cop comes over to flirt with Miss CaraBonita, she also likes him and flirts with him. How rude. He didn't even ask my permission!

Well, the police decide to close the bar because of the fight. And we find ourselves on the street wondering where to go to get something to eat at 3:15 am. Miss Mexi-Americana suggests hot dogs from a street vendor. I say no to that quickly. We should find someplace inside to sit down. Miss FicheGirl says there is a restaurant around the corner. I realize she is talking about Restaurante Montecarlo, the restaurant next to Adelita Bar. I confirm that's what she means and she says yes, let's go. So, I proudly lead my Latina posse through the crowd around the corner and past Adelita Bar to dine with the putas at Montecarlo.

We grab the only empty booth, get menus, and order. Miss Mexi-Americana gets sopa verduras con camarones, Miss LatinaSexy gets carne asada, FicheGirl and CaraBonita get camarones frito, and I simply get frijoles y arroz. We eat our food and enjoy watching the putas come and go with their scandalous attire. The girls make plans to visit their father in the hospital the next day. I take out the photo and look at it. Then I realize that I should have gotten a photo for them. I ask FicheGirl if she would like to keep this photo to remember her sister's birthday. She says she would like that very, very much. So, I give her the photo of us.

We finish dinner. I thank each of them for sharing their family celebration with me. Four warm, genuine Latina women who gave me a night I'll remember for a long time.

I have done the TJ thing many, many time. I am making my next trip back to TJ in the next 3-6 weeks. I was looking for anyone with any experience with a good escort service. I was thinking of a 2-3 hour session with a hot latina. I would prefer this be at my hotel (maybe Puebleo Amigo where I have stayed before).

Onething I am really looking for is a hot chica who would allow GREEK. Otherwise I would probably just stick with the CC/AB crowd.

You can either reply here or PM me.

[QUOTE=Country John]Well, if you ARE a God Fearing Man, the place is convenient for slipping in for saying your prayers and lightly confessing. Yu should try it sometimes Bluenose, you're way overdue for a solid confession!!! Are you in TJ?

Country John[/QUOTE]
I'm so overdue for confession that I will be immediately struck down if I even try to enter that place...so, for now I think I'll just stick with "observer" status as I walk to Las Chevalas.

I actually have not been down for a while as I have been busy traveling (on business) all over the place. I will be heading down within the next 2-3 weeks and I will definitely email you before I go. I can't wait to hear all about the business and to see you and Adela. How's the crime and policia situation these days? Any calmer now? Are the gringos staying away because of this?

Donnie D - sounds good. Let me know when you're coming into town. At the very least, I can show you around a little and help get you on your way.

Blue Nose

[QUOTE=Blue Nose]I'm so overdue for confession that I will be immediately struck down if I even try to enter that place...so, for now I think I'll just stick with "observer" status as I walk to Las Chevalas.

I actually have not been down for a while as I have been busy traveling (on business) all over the place. I will be heading down within the next 2-3 weeks and I will definitely email you before I go. I can't wait to hear all about the business and to see you and Adela. How's the crime and policia situation these days? Any calmer now? Are the gringos staying away because of this?

Donnie D - sounds good. Let me know when you're coming into town. At the very least, I can show you around a little and help get you on your way.

Blue Nose[/QUOTE]

Sunday night was slow in the zona, the cops are a bit more aggressive so behave. Take your viagra in the farmacia. Adela sends saludos and yes, we should hook up for dinner or something.

About that confession, I can hear it over dinner so don't sweat it.

Country John

CJ and BN,

You guys must know each other.

I will definitely send you guys my info a week before arrival. I am looking forward to seeing the places mentioned. As of now, it looks like my friends and I will be down there 24 May (trip will be 4 days).
In the mean time, I'm working on plans to go back to Rio De Janiero for the 3rd time. Hit Rio for 10 days in April, the TJ late May. Great way to start the summer.

The more I think about it, I wish I knew what to expect in TJ. I usually spend about 3K for a 10 day trip to Rio. I'm thinking I could get away with 1000 for a 4 day visit down south, then go again in May for another 1000. That'll be just 2000. So I will save the other 1000. Let me sleep on it.

Donnie

[QUOTE=Donnie D]CJ and BN,

You guys must know each other.

I will definitely send you guys my info a week before arrival. I am looking forward to seeing the places mentioned. As of now, it looks like my friends and I will be down there 24 May (trip will be 4 days).
In the mean time, I'm working on plans to go back to Rio De Janiero for the 3rd time. Hit Rio for 10 days in April, the TJ late May. Great way to start the summer.

The more I think about it, I wish I knew what to expect in TJ. I usually spend about 3K for a 10 day trip to Rio. I'm thinking I could get away with 1000 for a 4 day visit down south, then go again in May for another 1000. That'll be just 2000. So I will save the other 1000. Let me sleep on it.

Donnie[/QUOTE]
Donnie, you should be fine with that kind of money but here's one tip: NEVER talk about stuff like that on a public board. It's fine to talk about money but not how much you'll have on you when yo arrive etc. It's a personal security issue.

Always keep your personal stuff personal, don't let anyone look up your skirt. If you're bringing a million dollars, cool but don't let anyone else know that.

We like to believe that everyone reading this board is a solid citizen. Wrongo bongo. Now BlueNose will be looking for you to buy his beer.....sheesh....

Country John

Finally I will be back down in TJ this Saturday night and will spend the night visiting strip clubs on Revo and Zona. Anyone wants to hook up?