[QUOTE=Milkweed;1183205]Why be abusive? Why discourage people from posting?[/QUOTE]9 paragraphs on the seemingly intricate logic behind a decision to DATY or not to DATY, on a commercial sex forum.
And you think I was abusive?
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[QUOTE=Milkweed;1183205]Why be abusive? Why discourage people from posting?[/QUOTE]9 paragraphs on the seemingly intricate logic behind a decision to DATY or not to DATY, on a commercial sex forum.
And you think I was abusive?
[QUOTE=Raverboy; 1183215]9 paragraphs on the seemingly intricate logic behind a decision to DATY or not to DATY, on a commercial sex forum.
And you think I was abusive?[/QUOTE]I think you quoting his entire post was abusive.
Anyway regardless of the girl, if you want to go for the growl then do it, if not then don't.
[QUOTE=Raverboy; 1183215]9 paragraphs on the seemingly intricate logic behind a decision to DATY or not to DATY, on a commercial sex forum.
And you think I was abusive?[/QUOTE]You must be right ravenboy. You are a senior member and your wisdom is as such also. I read all 54 pages of the thread before I made my first post. (something you guys repeatedly ask people to do when they ask stupid questions) I didn't think my 9 paragraphs (although I didn't count them before I posted and I only separated them as paragraphs to make reading easier, rather than a long continuous post) compared to the almost 2 pages of fighting that are in this thread somewhere back in the middle.
As opposed to the fighting, my post was on topic and didn't violate any rules of the forum to my knowledge. It was also not a duplicate post / idea of a historical post.
In a perfect world, it would be nice if people respected one another. If you wished to opine on the subject matter, then your welcome to give your opinion. If you didn't think it was something that needed your input, then you should have let it go, rather than insulting me.
As I usually bike door-to-door I am not sure how many street offers I miss, but last night I was randomly without wheels and walking around the Ton That Thiep area. Predictably I was solicited with xe om offers aplenty, but quickly followed by "boom boom / beautiful lady" whispers. I am in this area alot and this was new to me. It was late and I was hungry so I waved off the touts and grabbed a table at the all night Chinese diner off Pasteur around the corner from No. 5 bar.
Next door was the Ho Hotel in question, where, during my snack, I watched some dudes roll in quickly and conspicuously followed by taxis and xe oms filled with scantily clad tarts. My beer goggles were on, and I sadly watched a few of the "hotties" go as quickly as they arrived.
Always one to dispel the proverb "Curiosity Killed the Cat", I paid my bill and wandered over to the
Open brightly lit lobby, I was quoted 40$/1 hour, and shown a couple girls who were average, beer goggles and all. There was one long legged young "redhead" who took my eye, however, and I indicated my interest despite her bad body language. I paid up at counter and went up the lift with her, where her body language just continued to get worse, despite the promises made by the pimps.
She just wasn't down, and being as sauced as I was, I needed a bit of teasing, something besides ice cold hostility at the very least! So back down the lift we went, where I said she "just doesn't want to go" and demanded satisfaction.
The sat me down and promised more lovelies were soon to appear. A few did and they were subpar. Finally one looked good and they claimed she was the last (never did see the "hotties" I'd spotted while eating) so I gave in and we went up. Stripped and showered and then to the bed, where she just kind of scowled and urged the business to get going. I needed some foreplay but she just shrieked "sex now condom!", which killed any lingering horn that may have existed.
That was that, I just got up and dressed and beat her to the lift. Downstairs they refused to refund me,"you had two girls." Well, not really, I had two harpies who didn't want to be there! (I'm not bad looking by the way) I told him that he could make me happy and I'd shut my mouth, or he could have one unsatisfied shopper who would tell everyone the news. Of course, around here they don't exactly get that concept; I just walked out furiously.
The irony is on me though, as I usually mock my friends who overpay for drunken bad sex late at night. There are so many better options!
Lesson learned. Steer clear!
First, big ups to wendella and others keeping this board informed and well kept.
This is SWIM's account of HCMC; guidebook current August 2011. I've divided each analysis into category;
Blow and go: Places for BBJ, CIM type stuff. 1.) Ben Ne's on DBP. Not hard to find, once you got around the round about, its on a very large three divided highway, once you're around a large bridge / highway thing, you're there. Easy to find. This is by far the tops in the city. Although my good local friend lives around that area which I guess is basically FULL Of these places. I speak fluent VN and know many local young guys so you find out where there is one Ben Ne's, there are like another 600. I guess a new place opened with much younger and more beautiful although inexperienced girls. He told me the street but haven't' checked out yet. Will soon and report. Be Ne itself is still go ol' reliable. Girls are always good 5-7 range, cuter usually not as experienced, some good MILF action though is best, some true talented girls. 200k, sometimes I go up to 250 if she showed some GFE or emotion in any way. The other places near are about the same, but for value and talent, Ben Ne all day. Although I haven't been here since they moved locations about 8 months ago, so can't report on new location.
2.) 261 Thi Thap, D7. This place is also recommended. If you're in town on business, this is more difficult to get to than the Blow and Go in district BT, but not much. Also great place. Girls aren't usually as pretty, talented or numerous as Ben Ne, but a bit more emotional and for the price ( 200k) , can't be beat as well. Good choice if you're farther south.
Bars for foreigners: the price points here get tricky. If you want a FS typical girl that can't speak english, aren't picky, go elsewhere, no problem, so many karaokes, bia om's, cafe om's that are all over the place. Just ask a local friend or ask someone on the forum or read the forum. Don't ask local xe om guys, they'll want a cut. These are so numerous, but more tricky to find, may take longer and only have 70% success rate. Now back to FS HBT, LTT areas. These are meant for RICH japanese men and white tourists who crave a little piece for the first time. WAY OVERPRICED. NOW, let me say that I think sometimes this forum is a bit too picky with price. If you can get the service you want, with a beauty, exactly what you need to relieve some stress, don't fucking cry over an extra 100k or 500k for FS LT girl. Whatever you know, these girls are giving their EVERYTHInG to you for chump change, appreciate it.
BUT. Having said that. These places are hit and miss. Most of these places pile on drinks. My advice is go in early 730-9pm and go straight in, get the girl in 2 minutes, settle on a price and get out. I don't get the guys that like a little fondling and then book and just tip for some playfulness, most of the girls here are cold in my book, better to get them out of the "office" and ST it. Just my opinion.
1.) 91 HBT. The best of the best. PsshhhhHHHHH NOT. This place is good, young girls or old girls with silicon. Easy to be happy, but not VERY happy. I found by the second time here that they all seemed ok. All 7's. Not many 9-10's, well none usually. Trying to bargain here is stupid unless its later in the day and they want more money. 100-120 USD for 2 hours, barfine, drinks is common. Not totally worth it, but guarnateed, easy, cute girls, most will try somewhat, no GFE for sure, but not like dead sack of potatoes. This bar is cleaner than it used to be. Overall. Overrated. I'd avoid this one, cold COLD COLD.
2.) 51/53HBT. 23DK. These are similar to 91. Some icey girls. Some annoying times, but more likely to find stunning girl willing to negotiate. Prices are much more flexible. But girls are not all stunners. Well 91 doesn't have many of those anyways, really just have to be smart. Instead of 8 good picks, you'll get 2-3 here, but they are top level and more willing to work with you. Bars tend to have better service.
3.) Bin Bin, also good. Mix of high prices and good girls. Also good, good # of girls, some nights are total wins some are total loses.
Most of the other bars, smileys, etc, aren't worth mentioning. Go to the # bars.
Again, its all preferences. If you want any type of GFE, you won't' find it here unless you're willing to be very upfront about giving full price or more. If you've got a pocket of dough, go for it, by all means, sometimes going here and dropping a 20% premium above street prices will get the girl very excited and treat you well. Sometimes you pay good street value like 1-1. 3Mil for ST and they still treat you like shit, even though that is an amazing salary for 1-2 hours work. Bullshit. If you don't speak VN though, these places are good, the girls will know how to talk in basic communication with you. I like, sometimes its lovely, but only 1 out of every 5 times. Usually leaves bad feeling in mouth, and I'm not even one needing any type of GFE here, just the level of greed is crazy. For what they can get from tourist / businessmen, they should worship the ground of their clients for those 2 hours, instead its just greed greed blah.
Hand fun. For good massage, the city has some good places. I enjoy this a bit actually, nothing like getting the body blood and energy flowing right before lift-off, better than 5 minute blow and go. Usually.
1.) Rona in D1 is good for convenient location. Girls are pretty, some don't' care and give half assed massage and decent finish, some work hard on both ends. Girls are pretty. Damage is 180k entry and 200k tip (less is inhuman for massage and finishing service). VIP rooms 550k plus 300-400k tip. You can easily talk them down on the base price here. Overall the place is expensive, especially for non BBJ or ST / LT FS type things, but for more actual full body care and relaxation, its a good time.
2.) Vien Khuong or whatever on PNL, girls more evil. Not as hot. Still ok service. Rona I like because they never ask about tip till after. You could easily go for 180k and fuck them on the tip and get a one time service for cheap with massage. This place leess easy for that. These girls should be treated a bit nicer though, I had an ex that was a non service type massaage girl and that shit is hard work, tip them ok here, most are young non "working" girl types, just come from country side and need easy money.
Overall not very good GFE experience here, but more what I call "good" girls. Best FS and beauty comes from HBT / LTT area bars, but the girls are SO evil that it sometimes makes it so less than desirable. Nothing like killing your cranes ability to stand up than some girl digging an extra $6 on top of an already highly inflated bill.
This is my analysis. There is a nice place in Thu Duc. Not sure of address. Its far away. Maybe 1 hour from center. They do FS, including light massage and full shower. Very cheap. 300-350k for total EVERYTHIng, not sure of name or address though. Been there a efw times but always rode with good friend, not sure how to say how to get there. If you get on DBP on way to ben ne, etc, but KEEP going you'll get on the highway towards dong nai. I had a GF lived 2 hours out that way so I drove this a few times. Out towwards Bien Hoa, Dong Nai have so many of these places but never tried, but saw many. Sure they are cheap, but not as beautiful as local places in the city. All depends on taste really. If money is no object, overpay a HBT / LTT girl and expect some hot body that does the job. Here I usually make them do some type of BBJ / CIM / striptease, make them do all the work. To me nothing feels worse than dropping major bank on a girl then having to do all the work on her lifeless body. [url]ewwww.[/url] Want a cold beauty, go to 91 or Bin bin, though Bin Bin is slightly better. Other smaller bars will be dirtier and more hit and miss, but price will be better, and each bar usually has 1-2 lookers for sure, or at least in their makeup and outfits.
Those wanting BBJ should go to DBP area, it has many places, many I don't' know about. Keep looking and asking, they are all around. Like I said my good friend lives right there and he says there are dozens, unfortunately he NEVER goes so he couldn't give a better critique. Ben NE is best bet though, open, good # of girls, some lookers, enough to make the price a good deal.
For those wanting more pampering I suggest Rona. Not all good, but 90% are high level CUTE! Which is rare, and 50% do good high level massage, won't take off clothes, against the rules, but you can put your hands anywhere basically so its ok.
First, big ups to wendella and others keeping this board informed and well kept.
This is SWIM's account of HCMC; guidebook current August 2011. I've divided each analysis into category;
Blow and go: Places for BBJ, CIM type stuff. 1.) Ben Ne's on DBP. Not hard to find, once you got around the round about, its on a very large three divided highway, once you're around a large bridge / highway thing, you're there. Easy to find. This is by far the tops in the city. Although my good local friend lives around that area which I guess is basically FULL Of these places. I speak fluent VN and know many local young guys so you find out where there is one Ben Ne's, there are like another 600. I guess a new place opened with much younger and more beautiful although inexperienced girls. He told me the street but haven't' checked out yet. Will soon and report. Be Ne itself is still go ol' reliable. Girls are always good 5-7 range, cuter usually not as experienced, some good MILF action though is best, some true talented girls. 200k, sometimes I go up to 250 if she showed some GFE or emotion in any way. The other places near are about the same, but for value and talent, Ben Ne all day. Although I haven't been here since they moved locations about 8 months ago, so can't report on new location.
2.) 261 Thi Thap, D7. This place is also recommended. If you're in town on business, this is more difficult to get to than the Blow and Go in district BT, but not much. Also great place. Girls aren't usually as pretty, talented or numerous as Ben Ne, but a bit more emotional and for the price ( 200k) , can't be beat as well. Good choice if you're farther south.
Bars for foreigners: the price points here get tricky. If you want a FS typical girl that can't speak english, aren't picky, go elsewhere, no problem, so many karaokes, bia om's, cafe om's that are all over the place. Just ask a local friend or ask someone on the forum or read the forum. Don't ask local xe om guys, they'll want a cut. These are so numerous, but more tricky to find, may take longer and only have 70% success rate. Now back to FS HBT, LTT areas. These are meant for RICH japanese men and white tourists who crave a little piece for the first time. WAY OVERPRICED. NOW, let me say that I think sometimes this forum is a bit too picky with price. If you can get the service you want, with a beauty, exactly what you need to relieve some stress, don't fucking cry over an extra 100k or 500k for FS LT girl. Whatever you know, these girls are giving their EVERYTHInG to you for chump change, appreciate it.
BUT. Having said that. These places are hit and miss. Most of these places pile on drinks. My advice is go in early 730-9pm and go straight in, get the girl in 2 minutes, settle on a price and get out. I don't get the guys that like a little fondling and then book and just tip for some playfulness, most of the girls here are cold in my book, better to get them out of the "office" and ST it. Just my opinion.
1.) 91 HBT. The best of the best. PsshhhhHHHHH NOT. This place is good, young girls or old girls with silicon. Easy to be happy, but not VERY happy. I found by the second time here that they all seemed ok. All 7's. Not many 9-10's, well none usually. Trying to bargain here is stupid unless its later in the day and they want more money. 100-120 USD for 2 hours, barfine, drinks is common. Not totally worth it, but guarnateed, easy, cute girls, most will try somewhat, no GFE for sure, but not like dead sack of potatoes. This bar is cleaner than it used to be. Overall. Overrated. I'd avoid this one, cold COLD COLD.
2.) 51/53HBT. 23DK. These are similar to 91. Some icey girls. Some annoying times, but more likely to find stunning girl willing to negotiate. Prices are much more flexible. But girls are not all stunners. Well 91 doesn't have many of those anyways, really just have to be smart. Instead of 8 good picks, you'll get 2-3 here, but they are top level and more willing to work with you. Bars tend to have better service.
3.) Bin Bin, also good. Mix of high prices and good girls. Also good, good # of girls, some nights are total wins some are total loses.
Most of the other bars, smileys, etc, aren't worth mentioning. Go to the # bars.
Again, its all preferences. If you want any type of GFE, you won't' find it here unless you're willing to be very upfront about giving full price or more. If you've got a pocket of dough, go for it, by all means, sometimes going here and dropping a 20% premium above street prices will get the girl very excited and treat you well. Sometimes you pay good street value like 1-1. 3Mil for ST and they still treat you like shit, even though that is an amazing salary for 1-2 hours work. Bullshit. If you don't speak VN though, these places are good, the girls will know how to talk in basic communication with you. I like, sometimes its lovely, but only 1 out of every 5 times. Usually leaves bad feeling in mouth, and I'm not even one needing any type of GFE here, just the level of greed is crazy. For what they can get from tourist / businessmen, they should worship the ground of their clients for those 2 hours, instead its just greed greed blah.
Hand fun. For good massage, the city has some good places. I enjoy this a bit actually, nothing like getting the body blood and energy flowing right before lift-off, better than 5 minute blow and go. Usually.
1.) Rona in D1 is good for convenient location. Girls are pretty, some don't' care and give half assed massage and decent finish, some work hard on both ends. Girls are pretty. Damage is 180k entry and 200k tip (less is inhuman for massage and finishing service). VIP rooms 550k plus 300-400k tip. You can easily talk them down on the base price here. Overall the place is expensive, especially for non BBJ or ST / LT FS type things, but for more actual full body care and relaxation, its a good time.
2.) Vien Khuong or whatever on PNL, girls more evil. Not as hot. Still ok service. Rona I like because they never ask about tip till after. You could easily go for 180k and fuck them on the tip and get a one time service for cheap with massage. This place leess easy for that. These girls should be treated a bit nicer though, I had an ex that was a non service type massaage girl and that shit is hard work, tip them ok here, most are young non "working" girl types, just come from country side and need easy money.
Overall not very good GFE experience here, but more what I call "good" girls. Best FS and beauty comes from HBT / LTT area bars, but the girls are SO evil that it sometimes makes it so less than desirable. Nothing like killing your cranes ability to stand up than some girl digging an extra $6 on top of an already highly inflated bill.
This is my analysis. There is a nice place in Thu Duc. Not sure of address. Its far away. Maybe 1 hour from center. They do FS, including light massage and full shower. Very cheap. 300-350k for total EVERYTHIng, not sure of name or address though. Been there a efw times but always rode with good friend, not sure how to say how to get there. If you get on DBP on way to ben ne, etc, but KEEP going you'll get on the highway towards dong nai. I had a GF lived 2 hours out that way so I drove this a few times. Out towwards Bien Hoa, Dong Nai have so many of these places but never tried, but saw many. Sure they are cheap, but not as beautiful as local places in the city. All depends on taste really. If money is no object, overpay a HBT / LTT girl and expect some hot body that does the job. Here I usually make them do some type of BBJ / CIM / striptease, make them do all the work. To me nothing feels worse than dropping major bank on a girl then having to do all the work on her lifeless body. [url]ewwww.[/url] Want a cold beauty, go to 91 or Bin bin, though Bin Bin is slightly better. Other smaller bars will be dirtier and more hit and miss, but price will be better, and each bar usually has 1-2 lookers for sure, or at least in their makeup and outfits.
Those wanting BBJ should go to DBP area, it has many places, many I don't' know about. Keep looking and asking, they are all around. Like I said my good friend lives right there and he says there are dozens, unfortunately he NEVER goes so he couldn't give a better critique. Ben NE is best bet though, open, good # of girls, some lookers, enough to make the price a good deal.
For those wanting more pampering I suggest Rona. Not all good, but 90% are high level CUTE! Which is rare, and 50% do good high level massage, won't take off clothes, against the rules, but you can put your hands anywhere basically so its ok. Its totally overpriced, but its not going to break the bank, and its got good service, generally ok clean area if this is your thing, good for tourists as it is great location.
[QUOTE=TheDrizlet;1183614]Trying to bargain here is stupid unless its later in the day and they want more money. 100-120 USD for 2 hours, barfine, drinks is common. Not totally worth it, but guarnateed, easy, cute girls, most will try somewhat, no GFE for sure, but not like dead sack of potatoes.[/quote][QUOTE=TheDrizlet;1183614]Sometimes you pay good street value like 1-1. 3Mil for ST and they still treat you like shit, even though that is an amazing salary for 1-2 hours work. Bullshit.[/quote]Your review is pretty much spot on in my experience, many of the girls can be ice cold. Then others are hands all over you trying to get business (feels very calculated though, they just want barfine asap, but better than cold fish for sure).
I took one that I was expecting to be a starfish given her complete indifference in the bar. Just had to have her though, amazing body. Negotiating price complete waste of time, I had probably revealed my hand anyway, so overpaid (about price you mention above). Amazingly, top performance in the bedroom. In the bar she was plain annoying pushing for drinks, so was expecting her to rush things along. But took her time, not once did she urge me to hurry up, was great. So great in fact, even tipped her on top. Here's the thing, that was a once off tip, next time I took her, no tip, she was less than impressed. Needless to say knowing you're overpaying and still getting a sour face is a bit rough. At least she admitted she was already getting close to double what most girls typically get, troi oi!
I went to Bin Bin recently (down from Tom and Jerry right?) , I don't get why this bar gets high ratings though. Maybe six girls, no stunners like in the good number bars (I think it was 91 that had a heap of girls) , seemed friendly enough though. Did I go there at a bad time perhaps? Walked into Tom and Jerry, place smelt horrible, poor selection, I hate to walk in and walk straight out again, but made an exception. Next door to Tom and Jerry, I forget the name of the bar but 220k for one beer and one lady drink. Don't even know if the ladies go, ok selection I guess. At least lady didn't rush the drinks, in fact even at 120k for her drink, probably cheaper than the other bars, as she hadn't finished in the time it took to drink a beer. That's unheard of at the other bars, unless you're looking to down your beer in record time.
[quote]Ben NE is best bet though, open, good # of girls, some lookers, enough to make the price a good deal.[/quote]This place is amazing for the price. Cheapest BBBJ I've seen anywhere, yet the girls present well, it's clean, and they're quite attractive. Many cuties. Most importantly though, service is unreal, unrushed, not pushy, all smiles. I was expecting them to try to get you out the door asap, but not the case. It's tragic to see girls in the HBT bars getting (expecting) minimum 100k tips for stuff all, versus what these girls provide for around same price. Drizlet you mentioned 200k at Ben Ne, is that what you normally tip to the girl? I know desk fee is 120k, so some will be saying 120k tip and stick to it. And I would if I was given average service (they did bare minimum to get by, as happens in many places) , but as the service has always been outstanding I give 200k. Hope I'm not stuffing up the market too much, shame can't get a proper massage there as well.
[QUOTE=Wendella; 1182503]"This street"? Maybe you didn't notice that you didn't include the name of the street. Lucky for you I have ESP and therefore know you're trying to find Dinh Cong Trang street. (either that or I clicked the link to the post you quoted, which had the street name in its title. Titles don't become part of the quoted post.) That Icarus guy misspelled the name of the street, missed the final G on the last part.
Anyway, go to this website.
[url]http://www.diadiem.com/[/url]
And put in the correct name and you'll find it, still in District 1 up off Hai Ba Trung, a very narrow side street (alley really) running parallel to Vo Thi Sau, between that street and Tan Dinh market.[/QUOTE]I've been trying to find this place, went down the street twice but couldn't find any hot toc's or karaoke. Are you sure it's still open? Does it have a prominent hot toc sign?
[QUOTE=Mik Hcmc;1183232]I think you quoting his entire post was abusive.[/QUOTE]
If you thought so then my point in doing so was well taken. It was [b]his[/b] entire (and long) post!
[QUOTE=Fordmustang; 1166734]Hello, there Expatriot,
Is it Ba Vi Street by Thang Long Street near The Air Force Museum? Are those Korean Barber Shops serviced w / Korean or Viet girls? I will be in HCMC in a couple days.[/QUOTE]Thanks to the forum I have been to many HJBJ barber shops in Tan Binh, Binh Thanh, DBP, DBL v. V.
My friend took me to one of those shops once. Amazing experience for me with more than 20 girls to choose from. A 20 min body massage followed by a mind-blowing FS! I did my girl who was prolly around 19 like crazy for the whole 30 mins. However, I am a bit shy and afraid of going there by myself.
I want to find a companion to go with me to experience it again. BTW, I live with my relatives in Tan Binh and can give you a ride if you are in Tan Binh. Last week I went there, the price was 600 vnd 30usd for the room and the girl. Anyone with more experience with those places please help me with your tips.
Thank you very much.
I will check this post regularly.
[QUOTE=Ishtar123; 1183235]You must be right ravenboy. You are a senior member and your wisdom is as such also. I read all 54 pages of the thread before I made my first post. (something you guys repeatedly ask people to do when they ask stupid questions) I didn't think my 9 paragraphs (although I didn't count them before I posted and I only separated them as paragraphs to make reading easier, rather than a long continuous post) compared to the almost 2 pages of fighting that are in this thread somewhere back in the middle.
As opposed to the fighting, my post was on topic and didn't violate any rules of the forum to my knowledge. It was also not a duplicate post / idea of a historical post.
In a perfect world, it would be nice if people respected one another. If you wished to opine on the subject matter, then your welcome to give your opinion. If you didn't think it was something that needed your input, then you should have let it go, rather than insulting me.[/QUOTE]
Actually it's rave[b]r[/b]boy, not ravenboy. 'Senior member' on this board doesn't mean sh*t, after you make a certain number of posts, you automatically become 'Senior member'. That is to say, you could make 100 nonsensical posts and still become one.
Well now in the name of respecting one another in this perfect cyber world ;), I'll give my opinion on the topic that you enquire:
I love DATY. There's nothing like the taste, smell and look of a freshly showered pussy, or a just awoken pussy in the morning that you f*cked the night before.
That being said, whether I DATY on an SP or not depends on a variety of different factors, tangible and intangible, such as where and how I met said SP, time of day, how I'm feeling at that moment, how she's making me feel at that moment, where the encounter is taking place, level of curiousity, my perception of her reaction to it, what kind of foreplay has been performed, etc. etc, all culminating in a spur of the moment decision to DATY or not.
If yes, then by now my head would be somewhere close to hitting that sweet spot, at which point I carry out a quick 3-senses test:
1. Visual Test - if it's got more undergrowth and moss than a Borneo rainforest - abort!
2. Odour Test - if it looks good but smells like fish - abort!
3. Taste Test - if it looks good and smells good but it tastes like fish - abort!
Needless to say, failure in any of the above tests leads to immediate mission abort.
That's all. Happy muff diving!
[QUOTE=Mcpaul; 1183599]As I usually bike door-to-door I am not sure how many street offers I miss, but last night I was randomly without wheels and walking around the Ton That Thiep area. Predictably I was solicited with xe om offers aplenty, but quickly followed by "boom boom / beautiful lady" whispers. I am in this area alot and this was new to me. It was late and I was hungry so I waved off the touts and grabbed a table at the all night Chinese diner off Pasteur around the corner from No. 5 bar.
Next door was the Ho Hotel in question, where, during my snack, I watched some dudes roll in quickly and conspicuously followed by taxis and xe oms filled with scantily clad tarts. My beer goggles were on, and I sadly watched a few of the "hotties" go as quickly as they arrived.
Always one to dispel the proverb "Curiosity Killed the Cat", I paid my bill and wandered over to the. .
The irony is on me though, as I usually mock my friends who overpay for drunken bad sex late at night. There are so many better options!
Lesson learned. Steer clear![/QUOTE]1) Never pay beforehand.
2) Try to stay away from obviously trafficked, pimped, unwilling sex slaves who were probably kidnapped, sold by an Aunt or taken by the Mafia to pay off a relative's (gambling) debt.
JD
[QUOTE=Raverboy;1183880]If you thought so then my point in doing so was well taken. It was [b]his[/b] entire (and long) post![/QUOTE]Raverboy,
I think Drizlet's post is kinda long, and it's posted twice! Why don't you complain about that one? Whatever!
[QUOTE=Raverboy; 1183900]Actually it's rave[b]are[/b]boy, not ravenboy. 'Senior member' on this board doesn't mean sh*t, after you make a certain number of posts, you automatically become 'Senior member'. That is to say, you could make 100 nonsensical posts and still become one.
Well now in the name of respecting one another in this perfect cyber world, I'll give my opinion on the topic that you enquire:
I love DATY. There's nothing like the taste, smell and look of a freshly showered pussy, or a just awoken pussy in the morning that you f*cked the night before.
That being said, whether I DATY on an SP or not depends on a variety of different factors, tangible and intangible, such as where and how I met said SP, time of day, how I'm feeling at that moment, how she's making me feel at that moment, where the encounter is taking place, level of curiousity, my perception of her reaction to it, what kind of foreplay has been performed, etc. Etc, all culminating in a spur of the moment decision to DATY or not.
If yes, then by now my head would be somewhere close to hitting that sweet spot, at which point I carry out a quick 3-senses test:
1. Visual Test. If it's got more undergrowth and moss than a Borneo rainforest. Abort!
2. Odour Test. If it looks good but smells like fish. Abort!
3. Taste Test. If it looks good and smells good but it tastes like fish. Abort!
Needless to say, failure in any of the above tests leads to immediate mission abort.
That's all. Happy muff diving![/QUOTE]Hey Raverboy!
That's more like it! Thanks! Happy MD to you too!
[QUOTE=Raverboy;1183880]If you thought so then my point in doing so was well taken. It was [b]his[/b] entire (and long) post![/QUOTE]You seem to misunderstand. I was referring to you Raverboy for quoting Ishtar's entire post when a few words would suffice.