Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Thai Me Up; 1187498]I will be back to Pattaya on the 27th. Any of you around that might be up for a drink and swapping some stories let me know. I do have to say, I am getting a bit disappointed with the demise of Pattaya and the lack of talent. Every time I go back, the bars are a bit slower and the girls are less spectacular. I've done everything from go for the disco girls on walking street to getting into what I call the "dirty dirty" of soi 6, and everything in between. Any new ideas for a Pattaya trip from the crowd?

I do have to admit, my last 3 trips I have fine some amazing Russian women on walking street. Now I know a lot of you don't much care for them. They generally are not attractive and ask for entirely to much. To my surprise the last 3 trips, I have found some real diamonds in the muff! Have't paid over 1000baht for my ST from Russia with love. Additionally, the last time I found a true stunner. Thin, tall, long hair, beautiful smile, great body, and a true performer back in the room. I am hoping to get a repeat with her, crossing my fingers she is still there as I still have her number.[/QUOTE]Well, sound's like you can't make up your mind. First you're talking down on this trip, when it hasn't even started. Second, your "last 3 trips" sound pretty recommendable to others. Why don't you wait until this trip is over then give us your conclusion? Maybe you've been there too many times and the lust has worn off, like with your third wife. I've been waiting for my second visit to Pattaya for almost a year now, which is only two weeks away now. This is MY new playground, so you can take your ball and go home!

[quotenext time i go i will find a smaller gf hotel and pay much less, like 450-550 bht per night. take a look at.

[url]http://www.hassescafe.com/index.php?page=2[/url]

(site in swedish but you can send them an email). across the street is a bj bar, almost as having the services in-house as at penthouse but paying a fraction.

good luck![/quote]

place doesn't look too bad for the price and location. anyone ever stay here?

i translated the home page:
we have six rooms, three are large rooms with combined living room and bedroom, we have a room on the second floor which is to rely less and two rooms on the top floor of the bedroom to the back and with a smaller living room.

all our rooms have private bath, king-size beds, air conditioning, refrigerator with mini bar, wifi internet connection at broadband speed, 21 inch cable tv with bbc and other international channels.

the price is 550 baht per night for the big rooms and 450 baht per night for smaller rooms. a / c tilkommer at 5 baht per unit. do you stay a month or more, and prepay discount we present the room rate by 75 and 50 baht per night.

[QUOTE=Tucker McElroy;1187641]I hope you got one of the good ones, like this one I saw at Testicle Scrotus about 5 years ago:[/QUOTE]I have two of these helmets, being Thailand with all the unproven decarations that everything is the best and without any consumer enforcement program it is hard to know or prove in this case if it is the best?

Reason I have two is one for me and another was given to me for compensation. Although they are good, riding around in Pattaya it is hot and with the full shield I hardly get any air when the shield is down. And if your eyes have problem with the sun and need to protect them with the full coverage you can't wear any type of eye protective ware. Although the plastic shield comes dark it doesn't protect your eyes from the UV rays at all but does a good job if you ride at night from the big bugs smacking you in the face or eye. The biggest negative is that these helmets shields are very hard to find replacement shields once they break or get scratch and they do get scratch easily since the design and retaining screws aren't standard.

Just get yourself something in the mid-range with a common shield replacement that you can find at most helmet shops. Drive safely and you got nothing to worry about?

LBM

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;1187666]I have two of these helmets, being Thailand with all the unproven decarations that everything is the best and without any consumer enforcement program it is hard to know or prove in this case if it is the best?[/QUOTE]Of course, the joke on those photos was that in proclaiming the best quality, they spelled "quality" wrong. (qualirty) Ironic and an immediate credibility issue!

On the broader issue though of "unproven declarations," have you[I] Ever [/I]seen [I]any[/I] Electrical appliance with an energy saver sticker, that [I]is not[/I] A "5"?

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan; 1187666]Just get yourself something in the mid-range with a common shield replacement that you can find at most helmet shops. Drive safely and you got nothing to worry about?

LBM[/QUOTE]I just brought one back with me when I last visited the home country. Got what I like, with some spare face shields.

One of my regulars just told me that lots of hotels in Pattaya won't allow girls in that are under 20yo. Most of the ones she noted were upscale places like Hard Rock and Amari, but she did mention that some mid-range places are starting to following suit.

Moon club on Walking street has several girls that are barfinable for only 2k(barfine). If that is too much than you can take the lower rung ones for only 800(barfine). What a deal eh?

[QUOTE=Tucker McElroy; 1187670]Of course, the joke on those photos was that in proclaiming the best quality, they spelled "quality" wrong. (qualirty) Ironic and an immediate credibility issue!

On the broader issue though of "unproven declarations," have you[I] Ever [/I]seen [I]any[/I] Electrical appliance with an energy saver sticker, that [I]is not[/I] A "5"?

I just brought one back with me when I last visited the home country. Got what I like, with some spare face shields.[/QUOTE]Thanks for pointing that out to me because it just went over my head. Your right about those stickers for appilances everything you see is marked 5, when I purchased my full size refrigerator my utility bill jumped 800 baht a month.

In Pattaya, for helmet like the one you are talking about the young boys are cutting the straps to get the helmet so take it with you.

LBM

Day 1.

After 25 hour trip, landed in Sea Me Spring. The hotel messed up the pickup but quickly fixed after 1 hour wait.

Coming in to Pattaya at 2 AM not ideal but the hotel's room boy arranged a wonderful massage to get rid of all aches and pain. A good looking girl turned up and did a very good massage and refused for any thing beyond. That a surprise start at Pattaya. One of the best massages I have had and no complains at all. If you need her contact detail for a very good massage, PM me. When I asked for more service, she said even for 5000 B, she wouldn't do the short time. I didn't want to push her further.

Later that day called our man John in DD and got Guy. The best part of DD as many of you know, the professional way John is running the operation. Believe me, Guy came up a actual printed bill for me to (may be for claiming in my expense report ). However, the session was very mechanical. She has all the tricks which DD is famous for, however in MHO, well used, production line experience. I don't want give up on DD as they serve a purpose of overall Pattaya experience. I will try them latter with some new person later.

Didn't venture out more as I heard US Army has invaded Pattaya's ground during that week.

Day 2.

Went to Rasputin. Picked up #15. It turned out to be an unbelievable experience. My luck indeed. Either she is a good actor or a very good professional, she has condensed so much emotion in the session, I keep pinching myself to believe it. It was so intense, I couldn't come even after 2 hour session with various acts. Said thank you and left.

After that session, I didn't think it is going to get any better, went to hotel for sleep. But couldn't. Called our Dreem Teen and asked for a outcall at 10:30 PM. Got Teamgmo. Had a good session. Considering 12 midnight is her shift end, asked her to go out with me to Walking Street. It turned about to be blast. She took me to Angle Witch and saw the act. I willn't be able to hear any more violin in my life any more without thinking about an act where she fiddles on her body. I strongly recommend this place. Then went to Baccara. Good looking girls but nothing more. Then went to Lucifer and danced all night before returning back to room. Strongly recommend Teamgmo or what ever her name was. She is smart and ready to enjoy the life without any typical baby, grandma, money, poor talk. Here is her picture.

Day 3.

I didn't know how to make a better day than yesterday. To top it, I have to do some thing weird. I have heard about lesbo action in Baby Dolls and X Zone. Want to mix them and see how it goes. Went to Baby Dolls and lot of lollipops and lemon sequence sessions going on. While having a lollipop, picked up Mot, a most lesbo I could see in action and bar fined her. Told her we will do some more bar hunting. Took her to XZone. Oh! What a session. Got Ooo on the table and both the girls turned the heat on. Few others joined. It went on for a hour with various session. Those who had been to XZone would know Ooo is one of the best dancer in XZone. Bar fined Ooo and said let's party more.

Believe me, with two hot girls in hand went to various bars. Ooo can't sit hearing music where ever we went. In few places both the girls started dancing on the tables where rest of the bar girls just sat and watched. This is the Pattaya I always dreamed off and had one to top yesterday.

Came back to hotel at 4 30 AM and slept at 6 30 AM. What a day

Day 4.

Mot slept in the room until 6 PM. Considering this was my last day in Pattaya, I want to give another chance to DD before forming any opinion. Asked John and too a newbie Jenna. Turned out to be great person as she is eager to get trained. If our fellow friends in this forum can help train her, in few months, she will certainly become a Cake or Dar.

Went back to X Zone to thank mamasan for yesterday's help. For any one who like to go to XZone, mamasan in XZone is a wonderful wonderful person. She takes care of the girls so much, these girls are attached to her. Once again had a good time in XZone. Went to Windmill, not my taste and felt it is very small. Went to What's Up. Acts are elaborate but I felt it encourages Japanese than any one else. So left that place soon.

Overall, it was a great experience. After such fun full days, heading to Siem Reap to absolve then heading to Angles (AC) for few days.

Once again, thanks a lot for all forum members. Without your insights, I wouldn't not had such fun. If any one coming to Germany and wants some help with FKK, just PM me.

[QUOTE=Thai Me Up; 1187498]I will be back to Pattaya.

I do have to admit, my last 3 trips I have fine some amazing Russian women on walking street. Now I know a lot of you don't much care for them. They generally are not attractive and ask for entirely to much. To my surprise the last 3 trips, I have found some real diamonds in the muff! Have't paid over 1000baht for my ST from Russia with love. Additionally, the last time I found a true stunner. Thin, tall, long hair, beautiful smile, great body, and a true performer back in the room. I am hoping to get a repeat with her, crossing my fingers she is still there as I still have her number.[/QUOTE]If you don't find good talent in Pats, you don't find it nowhere, maybe my ratings between zero and ten are a bit wrong but I had a lot of great looking girls above 7, if not a 9 on the sheets over the last few weeks in Pats and don't forget, it's still half the price from Phuket.

On the Russian part, I am not in LOS to bang Russians but my friend loves Russians, he has been chatting in walking street with at least 15 Russian girls on different evenings, asking the right questions right away (they are mainly all from Ukraine) , there was no way to take them out for ST or LT, even not in their private morning time, not allowed from their boss or organization, even a good money did not worked the right way, so lucky you.

John

[QUOTE=Amjeck; 1187713]One of my regulars just told me that lots of hotels in Pattaya won't allow girls in that are under 20yo. Most of the ones she noted were upscale places like Hard Rock and Amari, but she did mention that some mid-range places are starting to following suit.[/QUOTE]Yes, this has a good reason, hotels mgr. Don't want to run in to trouble, lot's of girls from beach road have a fake I'd and are under 16, so be careful with them. I was trying to take a stunner from Fahrenheit for LT but mamas an told me that they are only 16 and could not go for LT, pointed at another one and same story.

Police did a raid on beach Road recently and not many girls walking around last week.

John

[QUOTE=Nomadic Mong; 1187896]Day 3.

Believe me, with two hot girls in hand went to various bars. Ooo can't sit hearing music where ever we went. In few places both the girls started dancing on the tables where rest of the bar girls just sat and watched. This is the Pattaya I always dreamed off and had one to top yesterday.

Came back to hotel at 4 30 AM and slept at 6 30 AM. What a day[/QUOTE]Nicely played by you. Find the cream of crop at the different bars. You prevented that age old problem of having a cutie and then being stuck with her mediocre friend.

[QUOTE=Nixonbd;1187642]Well, sound's like you can't make up your mind. First you're talking down on this trip, when it hasn't even started. Second, your "last 3 trips" sound pretty recommendable to others. Why don't you wait until this trip is over then give us your conclusion? Maybe you've been there too many times and the lust has worn off, like with your third wife. I've been waiting for my second visit to Pattaya for almost a year now, which is only two weeks away now. This is MY new playground, so you can take your ball and go home![/QUOTE]Nixon. Glad you are making your way back to Pattaya. Don't be so sensitive though. I've been going to Pattaya for many years now. So while you are on trip 2, I am pushing trip 20 something. The one thing I've learned about Pattaya is it is always changing. Bars open and close. And new areas get developed. When I first started going, Walking Street was only half the size, Drinking Street didn't exist, and only the seasoned vets knew about Boukaw and the joints on the other side of 3rd Road and beyond. So as many times as I go, there is always something new to experience. So don't get my words twisted. My goal is to see if there is some off the beaten path spots out there some of the vets would like to share besides the usual suspects.

But rest assured, this is still MY playground, so both of my balls will be staying put. Honestly, instead of giving me grief, you should be asking some questions that might make your trip a bit more enjoyable, especially since we will be there around the same time. Not trying to sound like a know it all, cause I don't, but I am always willing to share what I do know. So check your tone next time, and if there is something you do want to know just ask me and I will be happy to answer.

TMU

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan; 1187585]Thai me up,

It seems you are more bored than " disappointed with the demise of Pattaya and the lack of talent "

In your own words you got " Disco girls on W. S. Dirty Dirty of Soi 6, everything in between and even Russians on W. S. Even real diamond in the muffs. 1,000 for S. T. For a stunner Russian " it seems you are doing pretty good for a place in demise. Not alot of places in the world you can find that kind of variety in one place and be tie up by a Thai?

I don't think it's Pattaya but you? Maybe a change in plans to another location and then come back to Pattaya years later when it is really in demise?

LBM[/QUOTE]Wow, you guys sure are super sensitive about Pattaya. Look fellas. If I have offended anyone's love for Pattaya, I do truly apologize! Take a moment and ask anyone who has been going there for years, and I am sure they will share the same observation. Things have gotten a much slower, there aren't as many girls, nor are there as many stunners, and it keeps getting more expensive. Those are the facts. Now, is that an attempt to insult Pattaya, like it seems some of you believe, I don't think so. It is what it is. Still we all keep going year after year, because even at its worst there is no place on the planet like it.

So it is not me fellas, it is Pattaya, and if you have been going there as long as I have, there is no way you could disagree with me. As great as it is today, it is nothing compared to when I first started going. Back when the baht was 40:1 USD, and the bars were packed and walking street and soi 8 were overflowing with people every night. You don't see that anymore. Maybe a few times a week tops. Even in low season, the place seemed like it was going to burst at the seams.

You are right, LBM, I have nothing to complain about. I've always done very well in Pattaya, and hopefully always will. Still, it never hurts to get suggestions for new spots IN Pattaya, that are less known. As I have learned over the years, there are a lot of places you can go to in Pattaya and on the out skirts of Pattaya, that you will never know about, unless you ask!

TMU