FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=DeltaIndigo;1793650]The upstairs bar is a bit busy and the service is not top notch. But I get over this by going to the downstairs swimming pool bar and get drinks. And they are never busy and always faster and friendlier. If I remember you can only get alcoholic drinks at the upstairs smoky room, but you have to pay for those anyhow, so they are just slow and stupid and mediocre in service.

Overall Artemis is pretty good, but the bar staff are pathetically slow by any reasonable standards.[/QUOTE]I wish Artemis will install some smoking room like Palace, so bar area won't be smoky;.

I never had any problems with the staff.

I think they are friendly most of the times. I don't know about everyone but I'm from Scandinavian countries I guess and I usually thank them for my drink, because I think it's like behaving good in an unkown land and with foreign people.

But I haven't been in Artemis for over a year now so hard to tell.

All I can say now is like Puttex your Rihanna looking girl sounds like Valeska. She is really sweet girl and it's good to hear she's still working in there.

[QUOTE=HessenBub;1793626]Less drinks, lower cost. They can't afford to give you too many drinks when charging 80 "only".

HB[/QUOTE]This is not true. 1. 5 liters of water is only. 40 euro while 1 liter of soft drinks is around 2 euro in the supermarket. The average customer maybe consumes around 2 euro in free drinks. Its a very small amount to be considering. I made this comment based on comparison with FKK Oase service in their bar, which I think is ideal. Anyway, my criticism seems to have worked the 2nd time I went to Artemis, the slow disinterested and sad bartender was replaced with 2 new women with snappy improved service.

I never had any problems with the staff at Artemis rather the opposite to be honest. There are sharky girls at all FKK's also at Artemis of course. I have only visited Oase one time but that was a terrible experience for me 50+ girls none of them had a good body (slim, enhanced tits) on the other hand they had younger girls than Artemis many with sweet faces, saggy tits with to much weight on most of them. And the most annoying thing they kept asking to go to the room all the time even when you had turned them down 4-5 times this doesn't happen at Artemis in my experience, they have the same problem at FKK Palace but they at least have / had a few really good looking girls.

It looks like you had a bad day at Artemis and I feel sorry for you but I would recommend all of you out there to read the recommendations of the regulars because this problem is not very common at Artemis.

[QUOTE=Pilyo;1793469]

I talked to one of the girls about this attitude in Artemis and she agreed with me. She says that's why most customers don't get girls or if they do they just get one for the entire night. Luckily for her, her attitude is an exception. She is very friendly and sweet. I told her about Oase, where the girls will sit with you and touch you and to convince you further, will give you a BBBJ on the sofa. I did not find any of this is Artemis. I could not find a single graceful sweet girl here in Artemis. It has been replaced with MOSTLY Bossy, Snobby, Disrespectful and ugly tattooed women who look like veteran sluts.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Toxteth;1793743]I have only visited Oase one time but that was a terrible experience for me 50+ girls none of them had a good body (slim, enhanced tits) on the other hand they had younger girls than Artemis many with sweet faces, saggy tits with to much weight on most of them. And the most annoying thing they kept asking to go to the room all the time even when you had turned them down 4-5 times this doesn't happen at Artemis in my experience, they have the same problem at FKK Palace but they at least have / had a few really good looking girls.[/QUOTE]It looks like we have a very different taste. Can't compare with Artemis bc was only once there some time ago. But I wasn't impressed at Artemis. But I know Oase (around 250 visits) and Palace (around 20 visits) quite good. Oase was for many years my number one club, lots of beauties. Unfortunately Oase made a lot of mistakes in the last three years. But still Oase is a top club with some young girls with beautiful bodys and faces at the moment like Beatrice, Surgenella, Isabella, Elisabeth, Roxanna, Laura and some more. I would be surprised if Oase LU couldn't compete with Artemis. Average service level went down at Oase like all other big5 Frankfurt clubs. But AFAIK always at least at Artemis level, due to lack of competition in Berlin.

In the other thing I have a firm opinion. Palace line up is the worst of all big5 Frankfurt clubs far behind Oase. I'm curious about the few really good looking girls at Palace, please name them.

[QUOTE=Craiova;1793758]I'm curious about the few really good looking girls at Palace, please name them.[/QUOTE]Yes please name girls. In Palace thread where they belong.

My 4 good sessions with 2 girls in Artemis.

First day Oct. 26.

Claris (Ro).

She is quite pretty, MILF but only 21 year old She looked at me from afar when I arrived and our eyes locked. She then approached me but I said I have to have dinner first. After dinner, I went downstairs to the bar. I was again approached by her and so I asked her if I could see her pussy in the bar. Without hesitation, she raised her legs and smiled. I asked her to go to the kino with me, she readily agreed and sucked me there. After a while, we went to the zimmer and fucked in all positions. She was quite sweet and friendly but there are instances where I think she has to demonstrate her bossy and rude attitude like the other girls. '.

Jana (De).

She is the blonde friendly German 28 year old She is very different from the other girls as she will approach you in a friendly manner. We talked and she listened and gives some time for the customer to relax and get comfortable with her. She makes it appear that she is interested in you and not just your money. So I went with her. Her service is good. No rush, quite passionate and she appeared or MAKES IT APPEAR to have enjoyed the session.

These 2 are the good girls at Artemis. On my 2nd visit I again repeated the sessions with them so I could forget the awful session with Belinda.

Adriana (Ro).

Very sexy slim black haired girl with new boobs. I did the angry fuck with this girl. She was quite friendly but while pounding her, instead of looking aroused and enjoying, she looked angry. She was ok but she cursed a lot. Especially when I missed the target and almost fucked her ass. LOL. I got her a year ago. Before she was pleasant and has a soft attitude but now her attitude seems to be evolving to the present norm which is quite aggressive, almost rude and impolite in the room. After sex, she was friendly again and we talked. What the fuck is this? Are the girls here turning into psychos?

[QUOTE=Toxteth;1793743]I never had any problems with the staff at Artemis rather the opposite to be honest. There are sharky girls at all FKK's also at Artemis of course. I have only visited Oase one time but that was a terrible experience for me 50+ girls none of them had a good body (slim, enhanced tits) on the other hand they had younger girls than Artemis many with sweet faces, saggy tits with to much weight on most of them. And the most annoying thing they kept asking to go to the room all the time even when you had turned them down 4-5 times this doesn't happen at Artemis in my experience, they have the same problem at FKK Palace but they at least have / had a few really good looking girls.

It looks like you had a bad day at Artemis and I feel sorry for you but I would recommend all of you out there to read the recommendations of the regulars because this problem is not very common at Artemis.[/QUOTE]Actually, when I went there last week, there were only about 1 or 2 women there with saggy tits, but they had beautiful faces and bodies. At this time, the Oase Line up is way superior than Artemis. In any event I will go back to Artemis to again check their line up. I cannot understand why you are defending and justifying the Artemis management and bad behavior of the girls at Artemis. They need to improve so that we all will be happier customers and not be contented with very poor service. If you say the food, the service and the girls attitude is good in Artemis then they will not improve it. Hence, I encourage all of the readers here to complain and tell the management what you felt in the club when you went there so that they could make everything better. If Artemis management can make the 60 E BBBJ and fuck unwritten rule and impose it in the club, then they could obviously just tell all the girls there to stop walking around like Macho Amazons (German girls and some girls) with the " I don't care about you if you don't like me attitude. " Imagine if all the women there are very cordial, sweet and would at least smile and SEDUCE you instead of asking if you want to fuck, we all would surely have at least 10 sessions in one day! LOL.

That's the missing component here. The seduction part. Most of the girls don't even seduce their customers so the customers would take them immediately to the room. It would be easier to decide to fuck if you already feel comfortable or excited with a girl. Thats why after 1 or 2 fucks and have already unloaded all your horniness, you want to go home. There's nothing to see and experience except naked girls. Artemis management should teach their girls HOW TO SEDUCE I. E. Opening legs a little, whispering sexy comments, telling a customer she likes him, or sucking his dick in the sofas, or plainly just smiling. Very very easy to do instead of walking there back and forth in and out and asking the customers if they want to go to the room. For example, there was this pretty blonde who I really was very horny with. She approached me and sat beside me. We talked, it was ok, so I felt a little horny and when I tried to get a glimpse of her pussy while she was sitting, she instead crossed her legs and told me I could see it only in the room. What the fuck? She's naked all day so a peek could do no harm. That is how some girls are really stupid. Instead of closing the deal, I was turned off because I felt if she could be this uncooperative or domineering outside and before the session, then she will surely be uncooperative and unpleasant in the zimmer. JANA and CLARIS are exceptions to the majority of the girls in Artemis that's why they have regulars and are taken to the zimmer everytime. I repeated my sessions with them. The second time Jana approached me on my 2nd visit, she sat with me, asked me how my day was, and grabbed my dick, while staring sweetly at my eyes. So the effect was I immediately took her to the zimmer even if I swore to myself to get a new girl.

[QUOTE=Toxteth;1793743]I never had any problems with the staff at Artemis rather the opposite to be honest. There are sharky girls at all FKK's also at Artemis of course. I have only visited Oase one time but that was a terrible experience for me 50+ girls none of them had a good body (slim, enhanced tits) on the other hand they had younger girls than Artemis many with sweet faces, saggy tits with to much weight on most of them. And the most annoying thing they kept asking to go to the room all the time even when you had turned them down 4-5 times this doesn't happen at Artemis in my experience, they have the same problem at FKK Palace but they at least have / had a few really good looking girls.

It looks like you had a bad day at Artemis and I feel sorry for you but I would recommend all of you out there to read the recommendations of the regulars because this problem is not very common at Artemis.[/QUOTE]I beg to disagree. In Oase, when you turn them down, they will approach you again and again smiling. They will be sweet and try to be funny and try other SWEET or SEXY methods of persuading you to change you mind. Yes, its true some are a bit rude but never to a degree as that in Artemis.

In Artemis, I had this experience with 3 girls when I turned down them down, one girl hit my head! (quite impolitely), 2nd girl shouted curses at me and the 3rd girl stared at me angrily and said You don't want, its up to you. Its true they were only 3 girls out of the more than 20 I turned down but hey, this did not happen to me in other FKK clubs. I was never hit in the head! Girls here in Artemis are starting to get quite arrogant to the point that they don't respect their customers anymore. I am very respectful to these women, I always answer "you are very beautiful but I have to rest a while" and those are the responses I get from these 3 girls. These should be addressed immediately by the management.

Hey all, last month I was in Artemis for the first time, so I though its time to give something back eventho its not much.

Before I went, I've been reading like 100 pages in here. So I almost felt like an regular when I entered LOL. I took the S train to Westkreuz at about 8 pm it was Saturday, the walk to Artemis is quite safe, but there was a parking lot which I think could get.

Quite dark at night. Paid the fee and for some beer tokens, the lady asked if it was my first time, I said yes I'm a virgin with a smile, she didn't laugh damn. At my locker, some guy was clothing up, asked if it was a nice relaxing wellness, he said no its hell.

Full of pussies! LOL Ok went inside, it was crowded guys standing at the stairs watching and girls walking around. At the bar there were smoke all over the place, it was kinda weird when you stand at the glass door towards the bar and split the room in 2.

There were a bunch of girls sitting on the left, and all the guys on the right. I got a beer and stood at the end of the bar, was really enjoying the view, but I had to be careful though cause if I staired too long on the same girl, she would catch my eye and.

Come towards me.

Mariella, 20 Hamburg blond.

As I finally got a seat at the bar, this girl walked up to me. She looked so cute in the face and we talked a bit. But you know the situation, when your talking with a girl you look them in the eyes, so I didn't dare look down on the rest of her body, that.

Would be rude right?. But she was fine, like a student next door girl, the body is not my type, I like them slim, but I like the cutiness in her face and attitude. Great blowjob and nice ride, 1 hour session as I was about to come, I told her to jerk me off.

Sometimes you get a free shot at the girls face by mistake, but unfortunately she aimed towards me so I shot myself at the upper body and my chin damn! We laughed, and talked a bit. She was about to turn 21, and shared apartment with Amira from.

Iran in Hamburg, told me she was a good fuck. Asked her how she knew that, well they fucked eachother as they were roommates good girl niiiice. Never got to meet amira tho, guess she was busy that night, wasnt even sure how she looked like.

Went down to the sauna to relax, nice place to meet other guys to talk to. Guys from Italy, Norway, Germany, Africa got a drink and sat at the bar. It was relaxing, but hell I was here for the girls, eventho I couldn't fuck I should at least look at them, so.

I went up to hell again LOL I guess Saturday night must be Artemis prime time. There were some nice poledancing striptease, but the panties didn't come off, weird as all the other girls in the club were naked LOL. A bunch of guys looked like gang.

Members (big cross on their backs) was loud, drinking and having a good time, I was thinking better not be too close to them. A security guy was suddenly standing in the corner, very fast didn't even see where he came from. Guess Artemis wanted to.

Show that there are eyes on the place. Well I took a stand at the end of the bar near some Romanian girls, damn they were hot. 2 of them were teasing me, asked if I could fuck like Jackie Chan LOL as the other girl walked back to the sofa, I asked.

The girl in front of me.

Roberta, Romanian blackhair, didn't get her age, but ill guess around 25.

Cute face, she were wearing a pearl necklace that made her look like a cute sexy princess, or a pornstar. Slim sexy body no silicone, 1 hour session, I had a hard time coming and she knew that. So she said we should take a small break, asked if I mind her.

Smoking nah I don't kiss anyway. I was feeling damn is she going to cheat me, but nope, after she was done it was time to get the little guy up again. Without asking she smacked her pussy up my face in a 69 niiiice, she gave a BJ in some position.

That made me feel like coming very soon. Said OMG baby I'm going to come in your mouth, she had a dick in her mouth so the answer was MMhmM like in yes. Suddenly I shot her in her mouth, but I guess in the position I shot her in, hit directy in her.

Throat, so she started to cough. But I wasnt done, so as my dick fell out of her mouth it continued shooting hitting around her mouth and nose, I couldn't stop laughing that was hilarous! What a mess, she was like daaaamn you in a funny way. Told.

Her no worries, sperm is good for wrinkles and smooth skin, she was like Ill give you smooth skin and she started rubbing her sperm face against mine daaaamn great fun session had to tip her as she never gave up on making me coming. As we walked.

Down the stairs we saw the other teasing blond girl on the way up, said I was going to fuck her later for teasing me, Roberta said Yeah do it! She's my best friend from Romania too.

It was getting past midnight now, and wasnt sure if I was up for anymore, anyway went down to the sauna. Again the great meet other guys place, talked to some guy from UK both in Sauna and later in the Bar still downstairs. Now it was about 2 am.

The uk guy went home, and I went back up to look at girls. At the glass door stood a stunning blond, with a cute smile.

Amy, Berlin blond slim, no silicon, didn't get her age, but she have been in the university so maybe 25+.

She stood smiling at me, I smiled back, walked up to her and told her that she was very beautiful and hot, but I wasnt sure if junior would work anymore that night, junior is a sleep. She told me to trust her with a sexy blink of an eye. Asked her well if.

We go up, what was she going to do to me, step by step. Told me she was going to kiss me and move downwards give a BJ and do some magic with her pussy LOL told I didn't kiss but ld like to try her magic tho. 1½ hour session, very tuff for her, BJ, fuck.

Oil on dick with some handwork, then blow again, fuck again and so on, while we were fucking there were some weird kinda alarmsound, but mixed with techno music it just reminded of another bad techno mix. After the 3rd condom, she turned for a 69.

As she came I was drowning in her juices, and needed to breath some, she even asked if I was ok LOL now it was time to fuck again. She said lets try another type of condom a more thin one, yeah lets do that! She sat on top and rode me, wooow now.

I could feel her magic or was it a feeling of a more thin condom, short after I came inside of her and she just kept on riding slow and slowere until she knew I was all empty. As she was slipping off, I told her if she got pregnant and the baby was half asian.

She should come look for me, she answered that she already fucked lots of asian boys that night damn very nice girl. As we were walking to the safe lockers, we saw firefighters LOL, so there were a real alarm. Guess some small fire or something had.

Triggered the alarm, or maybe it was all that smoke in the bar. Anyway if it were serious, at least turn off the damn techno music, otherwise it just sounds like another horrible techno mix.

Artemis was fun, of course I also had to decline many offers, escpecially as I was accidently getting eye contact with them as I was watching from a far. Already looking forward for my next visit Dec. 17-18, and this time maybe try catch some of the.

Popular girls mentioned in here.

Thanks for reading maybe we will heads up in sauna some day LOL.

Aznnick.

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Hi all.

Has anyone seen iman in the last couple of weeks.

I will be visiting Artemis next month and I really hope to meet her again.

Thank you.

[QUOTE=MrHo;1793652]I wish Artemis will install some smoking room like Palace, so bar area won't be smoky;.[/QUOTE]On balance, I disagree. Whilst I don't smoke, and would rather the bar was smoke free, I don't like smoking rooms in clubs. I felt like I missed out on a large number of girls on visits to mainhattan and sakura as they were always relaxing in the smoking room. I suppose that I always have the option of going in the smoking room, but for some reason I can't do it. For me the club becomes segregated between smokers and non-smokers.

I always tell the girls that they can smoke during / after our sessions. It helps them relax, and weirdly I quite like the taste during DFK!

[QUOTE=NookyNinja;1793560]Sorry for you experience. But all subjective. And maybe because of you a little? Bad mood, or bad choices or both? Can be. Ninja know at least 10 girls there who are GFE, sweet, slow, soft, respectful, fun. And local mens return every week, and feel same.[/QUOTE]I'm going to give Artemis another chance, can you give me the names of those girls who are GFEs?

[QUOTE=Pilyo;1793609]She even introduced me to the owner and I told her about my experience and told her that the girls are more macho and bossy in attitude rather than being sexy alluring and seducing.

If they don't want to fuck and work here. , then they don't have business here. I pay good money to have good service. My 80 Euro is for me to enjoy the entire club's ambiance. The 60 E is for the fucking. So I should get my money's worth.[/QUOTE]As far as I know the owner is a Turkish man and not a woman. You probably spoke to a somewhat older woman whom I have seen managing the girls and she is herself employed by the club.

[QUOTE=Hermann666;1793877]As far as I know the owner is a Turkish man and not a woman. You probably spoke to a somewhat older woman whom I have seen managing the girls and she is herself employed by the club.[/QUOTE]Yes I dare any of you to go up to this old woman with 60 Euro on your hand LOL))) You will get security guys up ya ass)) Though security in Artemis are nice, one of them is former body building champion for Germany or something.

Generally speaking all Artemis staffs are nice. In bar they are not rude, it is just that main bar is hectic stressful place, so you get stressful response so do the sharky girls, we just learn how to handle these situations or go else where. This is how I take it.