Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1454834]Lets think about improving the standard of this forum with really useful info, particularly related to mongering. Obviously its tough to do for those that are not currently in Thailand in mongering mode, but plenty of others are surely having experiences worth making some comment on.[/QUOTE]Syzygies,

Thank you for injecting some well reasoned thoughts into the debate. Guys that aren't in Bangkok now but who have knowledge can share their wisdom. Guys who are there now can provide current information. On my next trip to Bangkok my priorities are to take care of business, have a lot of fun and seek out some new experiences I can share with other forum members.

Kumbu, I really enjoy your reports and keep cheering you on in your quest! The info you provide is valuable to some of us. The variety of writing styles and differences in level of detail here on ISG compliment each other and provide better understanding of the scene than standardized reports. I am a lazy reporter myself, but I'll try to correct my ways during my three-week stay in LOS (I am arriving next Friday).

[QUOTE=Scorchin;1454830]2. No one declines to name a WG because we do not want others to fuck her. Only the really naive think that any WG reserves her sexual activities for the poster.[/QUOTE]
No one? You do exaggerate. LOL

It maybe true that posters are avoiding naming girls for reasons of being scared that girls will read the post and work out the guy's true identity. Personally I don't care, as if I am negative about a girl, I won't be booking her again. The worst that can happen is she will bad mouth me to her friends. This happened to me once at J One years ago.

What other reasons? Coveting the girl for themselves and not interesting in helping the girls at all? Some guys feel that writing great things about a girl will attract sickos to want to target her for nasty things? Surely this is warped thinking?

As I say, girls usually like to get some good publicity, even if they are shy to admit it. With increased business, they have to accept that some customers will be shit and some will be good, but money making improves.

I used to feel sorry for one of my old favourite cutie girls at Mango, Cat. She explained to me that she really did not like over 50% of her regular customers, and that they were largely sickos who wanted to do warped things, so work was not very enjoyable in general. I guess I was an exception, a non difficult customer. Maybe a porno shop attracts the weirder type of customers. She was fortunately or unfortunately the cute one there and perhaps not a porn star. I thought she could do her best to give really crap performance in the room, to discourage the bad customers from coming back. Instead she left the shop eventually. I think she was working in the wrong style of shop to suit her personality.

The view of all the beautiful girls on the website pushed me to a long walk till this shop. When I arrive it's about 6pm. I ask for a lineup, but mamasan continues to push me to choose massage before. With a quick look I see prices are higher then normal (Thai massage x 60 min is 2200 THB). Finally she surrenders and calls the girls and I have my showtime. 2 girls apparently over 40s with a very high mileage on faces and bodies. Women I'd fuck not even for free, so I politely thanks and run to the exit door. No more visits to this shop for me.

[QUOTE=Paul Kausch;1454577]If you have a favorite and she's busy, book her in advance. You know, like you do with popular restaurants. Duh![/QUOTE]I have to say I agree with this perspective. I always ask the girls permission to post her number, with the exception of a terrible experience from Billboard, and go on to explain that it could increase her revenue. On one occasion a Baccara girl specifically asked me not to identify her and needless to say I respected her request which resulted in about ten "screaming" posts lambasting me for withholding her number. This was despite my painstaking explanation that she had vehemently pointed out that she did not want to be identified. Even if these ladies do experience an increase in customers via ISG this represents a very small percentage of BM's and lurkers V the total number of sex tourists coming to Bangkok. Anyway as the saying goes you don't lose your lady, you merely lose your turn.

Regards,

BJ

I decided to give a try to this shop after in past I had very good experiences with Soda and Pam.

As usual I try to ask for a lineup. And as usual I am given a set of photoshopped cards. At least as very often happens in "japanese" I am not given an handful of cards where all the first girls I choose are busy or holiday. Girls are all available. I decide to try Ice (power of the name. Yesterday I had a good session with a Nestle too). When she presents I am not disappointed, not big photoshop work and she has nice (fake) tits and round ass too. Her English is nearly non-existent. In the shower usual routine without pornstar treatment Tulip-style, but the girl is very gentle and serviceful. In b3d we continue with 5he massage routine. Very uninspired and unskilled. I think to be fall asleep while she concentrate herself for ages on same point of my knee. But after all I am not there for a massage. Then starts the worst part. Too big. Cha cha. I small girl (she is right. Only point at her advantage is she really tight. No kissing. No squeezing her tits. So. After understanding this will be just an unispired emptied I decide to take all my time and make her gains her money at least. But. Hot hot. Jeb jeb. Nuai. Nuai. After the 2nd time she tells me finish. Finish time. The inspiration is completely gone and I understand if I really don't come quickly I never go completation. So I take high gear and rush to the end.

Maybe again in Paradise. But surely never with Ice.

[QUOTE=Streetwalker7;1454597]Why the ourage over kumbus reports. Its about him not the girls. Its all him. No offense but his reports can't possibly taken seriously.[/QUOTE]I take his reports seriously! I also enjoy reading them, I like his writing style and unlike a lot of posts here he actually sits down and takes quite a long time to give as much detail as possible instead of bitching and moaning about so and so paying 300 baht too much and ruining it for the rest of us. Harold if you take offence to this then fine but I can't remember reading a single post from you where I thought wow that is very useful information. My suggestion to you is look at your own posts before jumping on the bandwagon and criticizing other peoples.

I may not agree with his reluctance to identify the lady or ladies in question but it is as much my right to disagree as it is his right to withhold their identity. I have met BM's who predominantly post on other threads on ISG and they can't believe the venom some posts are greeted with. Now you can say he should man up and take the salt as well as the sugar but I happen to agree with the opinion that potential posters may well be put off because of the probable reception they will receive, especially first time posters. Is there such a thing as having too many posts on ISG or the Bangkok threads in particular? Personally I don't think so.

Regards.

BJ

[QUOTE=Dr BJ; 1454896]I have to say I agree with this perspective. I always ask the girls permission to post her number, with the exception of a terrible experience from Billboard, and go on to explain that it could increase her revenue. On one occasion a Baccara girl specifically asked me not to identify her and needless to say I respected her request which resulted in about ten "screaming" posts lambasting me for withholding her number. This was despite my painstaking explanation that she had vehemently pointed out that she did not want to be identified. Even if these ladies do experience an increase in customers via ISG this represents a very small percentage of BM's and lurkers V the total number of sex tourists coming to Bangkok. Anyway as the saying goes you don't lose your lady, you merely lose your turn.

Regards.

BJ[/QUOTE]A quick shower and she is good as new.

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1454860]No one? You do exaggerate. LOL.

It maybe true that posters are avoiding naming girls for reasons of being scared that girls will read the post and work out the guy's true identity. Personally I don't care, as if I am negative about a girl, I won't be booking her again. The worst that can happen is she will bad mouth me to her friends. This happened to me once at J One years ago.

What other reasons? Coveting the girl for themselves and not interesting in helping the girls at all? Some guys feel that writing great things about a girl will attract sickos to want to target her for nasty things? Surely this is warped thinking?

As I say, girls usually like to get some good publicity, even if they are shy to admit it. With increased business, they have to accept that some customers will be shit and some will be good, but money making improves.

I used to feel sorry for one of my old favourite cutie girls at Mango, Cat. She explained to me that she really did not like over 50% of her regular customers, and that they were largely sickos who wanted to do warped things, so work was not very enjoyable in general. I guess I was an exception, a non difficult customer. Maybe a porno shop attracts the weirder type of customers. She was fortunately or unfortunately the cute one there and perhaps not a porn star. I thought she could do her best to give really crap performance in the room, to discourage the bad customers from coming back. Instead she left the shop eventually. I think she was working in the wrong style of shop to suit her personality.[/QUOTE]Truthfully though, what is defined as "sicko" here in Thailand? Most Thai women, even working girls are very conservative sexually compared to gals in the West. The average working girl is still a pretty shy creature, does not really like dirty talk so much, and does not really want to be seen as a "bad" girl in any way. Even at the "porn" shops very few of the gals are that intense. The ones that are tend to become superstars.

You can count on one hand gals that talk about how much they love "see*ck" during a session.

[QUOTE=LuvAsianTang; 1454813]LOCATION: Bellevue.

DATE: this week.

NAME: Julie.

INCALL / OUTCALL: Incall.

AGENCY OR INDY: Indy with scheduler.

ACCURATE PICTURE: Yes.

AGE: early 20's.

PERSONALITY: Fun.

RACE: Korean.

BODY TYPE: tanned, toned spinner.

WEIGHT: 105 lbs-ish.

HEIGHT: 5'4'

BUST: B / C 34"

WAIST: slim.

HIPS: yes.

HAIR: Colored Brown.

EYES: brown.

FEET: normal.

SKIN TONE: tanned.

TRIMMING: Tight trim.

TATTOOS: small one on her right hip.

SCARS: none.

PIERCINGS: didn't notice.

CLOTHES: usual skimpy outfit.

GLASSES: none.

MOANER OR A SCREAMER: Moaner / screamer.

ENERGY LEVEL DURING THE SESSION: high.

MULTI SHOTS DURING THE HOUR: yes.

ACCEPTS FRENCH: Yes.

SMOKES: Don't think so.

DRINKS: DNK.

KISSES: DFK.

FRENCH: Excellent.

GREEK: DNK.

RUSSIAN: equipped to do so.

DO's or DON'T's: Be nice.

WEB-SITE:

[url]http://www.asian-superstar.com/[/url]

SCREENING PROCESS: text schedule with ref / verifiable identity.

PHONE: 206-437-3543.

RATES: 300 / hr.

RECOMMEND: If you're one of her favorites, there's no better but YMMV.

REMARKS:

This template would greatly enhance the posts on this board and ad some actual useful information. Not all who review on the review board that I got it from use this template but most do even though it's optional. All you need to do to use it is copy and paste it on your report and delete the answers and add your answers remarks.

Hope this helps to turn this forum back into the brotherhood it used to be.

LuvAsianTang[/QUOTE]I like the template and would be very happy to see guys on this forum use something of the sort. It is real information that is useful.

[QUOTE=Pita123;1454606]Totally agree! Dirty stories are for Penthouse Forum. ISG is for information we can act upon.[/QUOTE]Not that I don't think that Kumba is not a good writer, au contrare, he is entertaining, but if I can't go bang the gals he is describing, well, it just is not complete, and that seems to be the consensus with most of the posters here.

I am amazed at guys that get flustered when other guys they know bang working girls they are banging. I just don't get it. I know long term residents that still function this way.

I say, share the wealth.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1455094]I like the template and would be very happy to see guys on this forum use something of the sort. It is real information that is useful.[/QUOTE]LuvAsianTang's template covers it all. The nice thing about a structure like this is it makes it easy to find information. For those of us whose first language is English this may not be much of an issue, but it might be helpful for guys for whom English is a second or third language.

I was planning to use some sort of template for my reports about my trip later this year. There are a number of guys who write very helpful reports. For example, I really enjoy the ones Dr BJ writes. In my opinion he is one of the best writers contributing to the Thai threads. His reports are written in an entertaining style and cover all the important details without getting too lengthy. While I can't match his writing skills I was thinking about using his reports as a model.

LAT's excellent template also works for me.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1455093]You can count on one hand gals that talk about how much they love "see*ck" during a session.[/QUOTE]It's because they don't like it at all. Unfortunately for them the dick is heavily involved in their job.

You want to make a hooker eyes light up-start chatting about her payment. My favorite looks happiest when she is about to get paid. LOL.

I asked my favorite what does she think about when a guy is doing her doggie.style. She said nothing. I really got this. Feel bad for her, but what can I do-its what she does for a living. LOL.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1455093]You can count on one hand gals that talk about how much they love "see*ck" during a session.[/QUOTE]Huh?"see*ck" Is that an English word? No clue.

[QUOTE=Paul Kausch; 1455178]LuvAsianTang's template covers it all. The nice thing about a structure like this is it makes it easy to find information. For those of us whose first language is English this may not be much of an issue, but it might be helpful for guys for whom English is a second or third language.

I was planning to use some sort of template for my reports about my trip later this year. There are a number of guys who write very helpful reports. For example, I really enjoy the ones Dr BJ writes. In my opinion he is one of the best writers contributing to the Thai threads. His reports are written in an entertaining style and cover all the important details without getting too lengthy. While I can't match his writing skills I was thinking about using his reports as a model.

LAT's excellent template also works for me.[/QUOTE]It does Paul. If you head over to the Malaysia forum, most of our Asian brothers use a template of such. Even if they write a Kumba style report, the template and ratings are there at the bottom for all to see complete with name and cost. I like it on many different levels. They are not romanticizing the experience. It is what it is. We can learn a lot from these dudes about mongering and how to share with our fellow brethren.