Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Decided to take one for the forum today. Actually that is bullshit. To be honest took one for myself. However willing to share.

So I report for benefit of the forum, for the shop, and for the girl. I don't really mind if I am forced to make booking for this girl in future amid the semi-stampede LOL.

The saga started a week ago when exiting Soi 26 after seeing June at Snow White. Into the Soi walks this girl with dark red rinse hair, cute face and stupendous curves. I am a cute ass man! I followed enough to see her enter Yoremichi, the Orange coloured shop where Thonglor 1 used to be. I think Yoremichi has been there maybe a year.

If searching the web, try Yorimichi.

This week the story continues. As I enter Yoremichi I see several girls sitting outside eating. This was fortunate as spotted the dark red hair immediately. Otherwise I was going to be forced to ask for Miss "Transform" the slogan on her tee-shirt last week. The receptionist ladyboy was going to show me the menu etc, but I confessed without my glasses I would not be able to read it and in any case I wanted the red-haired girl with the black skirt. Decided on 90 mins Gel massage, however did not really give a rat's about the "massage" as such. Fortunately Miss Bai-Fern was available, and did not need to go through the list of girls at all.

Changed my sandals to their special ones and went to the room on 1st level (watch your head if you are tall). I had been to Thonglor 1 in the past and although saw a really nice girl there years ago, the place was a bit of a shit-hole. Now renovated the rooms are looking to be quite a good standard although not large. Bed is big enough. Nicely mirrored for perving from all angles.

Fern and I joked around. She was obviously a fun non-serious girl. We took the shower together and had great fun soaping each other up. Fern admitted that there are not many Farangs attending Yoremichi, but she really likes Farangs! More please!

Okay Her looks. A little bit reminiscent of Cat (formerly at Mango). Face very cute. Small face with nice upturned nose not broad and not fake. Taller and slimmer than Cat at 5' 2 maybe. Very small waist at 23 inches tops. Thigh 38+ (creating 60% ratio waist to thigh) so great hourglass curves and super ass. Flat belly no flab at all. Nice "gap" between inner thighs. Tits small high A cup no sag (no silicone of course). Comes from Nonthaburi. Sought work in BKK when floods came last year or year before. Completed general IT course and now saving to study Software Programming. Her English maybe rather weak. We conversed exclusively in Thai. Does not smoke, no child, no tats, no piercings, super immaculate, aged 21. Hot and she knows it. Not too shy.

We never got to the massage part. LOL. My fault! Started with molesting in the shower, plus kissing. Gave her a very long DATY on the bed, progressing to long 69. Not really to Deep Throat but uses hand very lightly at the base to enhance the feeling of depth. Nice slow soft and sloppy BBBJ with some balls licking etc. Had to control my feelings a bit since wanted to try other positions.

Condom applied she rode me first very enthusiastically, later changed to me sitting and her sitting on it rocking around. A bit of mish, some doggy etc. As wanted to really take in the spectacular ass. Finished during the doggy.

Very definite repeat girl, scores 9 out of 10 in almost all categories except tits 8 (a bit smallish). Hard to find faults, marks, blemishes, or anything wrong except the weak English I guess. Did not ask for CIM or anal but she is probably not a porn-star type. A very fun joking around type girl seemingly uninhibited (not shy). Gave her 500 extra tip due to the really fun and hot session. She has only 4 months experienced and originally was only 2 days a week, but more now that she likes the money and given up accounting and reception work (which did not allow sufficient savings for the future education).

Noticed on the way out that they had a couple of other cute girls doable to my fussy taste.

"Bai Fern" (Fern Leaf) is not on the website but some other pretty girls are (if pics can be believed at all. Okay exaggerated a bit) :

[url]http://yorimichimassage.com/ladies[/url]

I like the pics of Sunshine, Mimi, Yo, Nisa, Mook and Fon, if that helps to understand my taste. It must be a while since I looked at any web site and liked so many of the girls pics.

P.S. The vibe and welcome feeling I got in this shop was way better than some other Japanese oriented shops in the vicinity. This helps me get the feeling the girls are going to be fun rather than crap in the room. Ladyboy receptionist was very polite and helpful, and wanted to know how my session went at the end. Just fantastic of course.

I did not use the proforma (a little bit regimented for me), but hope I did not leave out anything important.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1455386]IEven if they write a Kumba style report, the template and ratings are there at the bottom for all to see complete with name and cost.[/QUOTE]This is very good. It can be fun to write a Kumba style report, but there are a lot of words to wade through. The rating system and factual info at the end is a great idea. Again, I'm trying to be considerate of the guys for whom English is not a first language.

Is "Kumba Style Report" going to become a part of the ISG lexicon?

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1455449]Decided to take one for the forum today. Actually that is bullshit. To be honest took one for myself. However willing to share.

So I report for benefit of the forum, for the shop, and for the girl. I don't really mind if I am forced to make booking for this girl in future amid the semi-stampede LOL.

"Bai Fern" (Fern Leaf) is not on the website but some other pretty girls are (if pics can be believed at all. Okay exaggerated a bit) :

[url]http://yorimichimassage.com/ladies[/url]

P. S. The vibe and welcome feeling I got in this shop was way better than some other Japanese oriented shops in the vicinity. This helps me get the feeling the girls are going to be fun rather than crap in the room. Ladyboy receptionist was very polite and helpful, and wanted to know how my session went at the end. Just fantastic of course.

I did not use the proforma (a little bit regimented for me) , but hope I did not leave out anything important.[/QUOTE]I think your report illustrate that all the important information can be presented clearly without relying on a form.

Thank's for heeding the call of an earlier report asking about reviews of MPs other the Mango and Cherry. On my December trip I was planning to hit a couple of Thai-centric soapies, probably one of The Lord Group's establishment and Ida for some real variety. I was also going to hit a couple of the teen MPs over on Soi 33. It's interesting that the small number of reports about these are generally positive. I suppose the girls don't provide the PSE most ISG members are looking for. However, my recollection is that the facilities are generally nicer and the girls are young and cute. I was also planning to just wander around Soi 24 and 26 and venture into a couple of the "undiscovered" MPs.

I wonder if by the time I take my trip there will be no undiscovered venues in the Soi 24/26 MP ghetto. You might be a trend setter!

I just checked out the website. If the ladies look 80% as good as the photos there are some real cuties at this joint. And I love it. They don't do outcall, they provide a delivery service.

And I like your taste in women, especially Yo, Nisa and Fon!

Thanks. That adds to the body of knowledge other than the usual places. Most noble of you!

Having booked Livingstone's for a November trip (and now about to un-book in view of the change of ownership and the closing of the Sports Bar) , I had planned to 'do' Soi 33 in depth. I may well stick to that plan although I am booked into the Majestic Grande (on a whim to be near Annies) but my enthusiasm for Annies is waning because so little has been spent on the infra structure over the last 12 years since I first visited (and I am pretty certain some of the 'late 20s' girls were there in 2001!).

My memory says that there are a number of MPs along the ski . So 20 baht on the BTS and I will start.

The Office is always a good place to 'rest' and look for a ST. More reliable than Gulliver's. Although I regret losing a cutie there want end of the month rent money

[QUOTE=Scorchin; 1455501]I had planned to 'do' Soi 33 in depth.

The Office is always a good place to 'rest' and look for a ST.[/QUOTE]Suggest you read the last 20 pages, things on Soi 33 have changed. You might be better off walking across the street to Soi 24, 24/1 and 26.

[QUOTE=Traveler1234;1455515]Suggest you read the last 20 pages, things on Soi 33 have changed. You might be better off walking across the street to Soi 24, 24/1 and 26.[/QUOTE]I've read Soi 33 is in transition: the artist bars are gone as is Livingstone, but I understand a number of the so called teen massage venues there are still in business. Is my information out of date?

[QUOTE=Paul Kausch;1455529]I've read Soi 33 is in transition: the artist bars are gone as is Livingstone, but I understand a number of the so called teen massage venues there are still in business. Is my information out of date?[/QUOTE]I can't confirm re the teen message venues, other than they were NOT usually on the 'must do list'. Akane is still there but I haven't visited in a few years.

With LL closed, the only reason I'd personally return is for the legit massage place: Cefle.

[QUOTE=Traveler1234; 1455533]I can't confirm re the teen message venues, other than they were NOT usually on the 'must do list'. Akane is still there but I haven't visited in a few years.

With LL closed, the only reason I'd personally return is for the legit massage place: Cefle.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip. After my flight I'll need a legit massage. On my trip, at my personal sacrifice and only as a service to my brethren on ISG I was going to visit a couple of teen joints and file reports. I know they're not must visit venues for most of us, but I thought it would add some variety to the reading material. Maybe I'll get lucky, stumble across a real teen and welcome her to the industry.

[QUOTE=Paul Kausch;1455529]I've read Soi 33 is in transition: the artist bars are gone as is Livingstone, but I understand a number of the so called teen massage venues there are still in business. Is my information out of date?[/QUOTE]Stickman hada recent letter on Soi 33 before Livingstone's was sold. Last November there were a number of 'teen' massage places all along the soi in addition to Akane (no FS but just about everything else. Poor massage place opposite LL as I recall.

But, as I said before, the Office is great.

[QUOTE=Scorchin;1455553]Last November there were a number of 'teen' massage places all along the soi in addition to Akane (no FS but just about everything else. Poor massage place opposite LL as I recall.But, as I said before, the Office is great.[/QUOTE]Akane did provide FS when I patronized years ago; but you are right, it's not the norm. I just got lucky.

Celfe is an outstanding massage place.

Teen places have been around for many years. NicFrenchy did a survey of the so-called teen places years back; I don't think he found any hidden gems. But maybe Paul will dig something up.

Office was a nice bar, but I usually stuck with the Sports Bar at LL when I visited Soi 33.

[QUOTE=Scorchin; 1455553]Stickman hada recent letter on Soi 33 before Livingstone's was sold. Last November there were a number of 'teen' massage places all along the soi in addition to Akane (no FS but just about everything else. Poor massage place opposite LL as I recall.

But, as I said before, the Office is great.[/QUOTE]Scorchin,

Thanks for the info. I vaguely recall the Stickman article.

[QUOTE=Paul Kausch; 1455478]You might be a trend setter![/QUOTE]
I hardly think so. Some guys avidly try every MP. Satrai2000 who used to be on the forum seemed to know every single MP, even the most obscure places with only HJ. I have to have a reason to do so. Time is limited to be able to randomly sample everything. Meanwhile there are plenty of feeders off the forum that report nothing useful in return. Some may be coveting very useful intel.

We can only dream of setting trends, for thinking about being helpful with actual useful girl intel. Some reporters are doing it. Just not enough. Some report on a specific girl with name, but then not quite enough detail for others to decide if she might appeal or not. We all may have vastly different girl ideal specs, so detail is vital. A guy who likes buxom porn stars with big silicones is not going to like my type of girls.

To me looks is massive and a dumb looking fake nose can kill the looks for me immediately.

That article was all over the place and in typical Stickman fashion (IMO) not very thorough. I think the only reason he's still around is because he's the only one doing what he's doing. I think Kumbu could out-write him but that's a different discussion.

33 still has some life and if one tires of Nana and coyote crazy cowboy its worth a look. Still some talent there and though much more expensive girls tend to be more service oriented IMO. Never liked the office but never really gave it a change either.

[QUOTE=Scorchin; 1455553]Stickman hada recent letter on Soi 33 before Livingstone's was sold. Last November there were a number of 'teen' massage places all along the soi in addition to Akane (no FS but just about everything else. Poor massage place opposite LL as I recall.

But, as I said before, the Office is great.[/QUOTE]

[quote=paul kausch;1455543]thanks for the tip. after my flight i'll need a legit massage. on my trip, at my personal sacrifice and only as a service to my brethren on isg i was going to visit a couple of teen joints and file reports. i know they're not must visit venues for most of us, but i thought it would add some variety to the reading material. maybe i'll get lucky, stumble across a real teen and welcome her to the industry.[/quote]be careful. **** girl promotion is a taboo subject on the forum. so make sure your girls are old enough. i am trying to be careful to check age of doubtful girls these days. don't want to risk problems and embarrassment. just checked an id other day of doll house girl and she was 31 lol.

one of may favourites at sw, not is about 19 or 20, but was a mother at 16 or 17, so even girls having a few stretch marks does not guarantee their age, even if they seem like adults. a high percentage of bar girls are single mothers, many not having a thai bf (any longer) despite the stereo-type that assumes all bargirls have a thai bf, living off them. some, yes.

[QUOTE=Kumbu;1455125]I tongue fucked her for a few moments, just about as long as my tongue muscles allowed before they started to cramp up. I got a full on cramp in the base of my tongue, which was really painful, so I had to switch to lip action for a few moments as the cramp subsided.[/QUOTE]Kumbu, just being technical for a minute. Are you sure you had tongue cramp. In my experience the tongue is the strongest muscle in the entire body. It never tires even slightly. I have had a cramp in the muscles under the jaw where jaw sort of locks up, but never a problem with actual tongue. Perhaps we actually talk about the same thing but see it differently.

Of course can be hard to breath if your nose is blocked.

People who talk non stop never get a tired tongue. Similarly DATY can go on and on with no tiring of the tongue only of the jaw and other parts of the body. Girls that do not have BJ stamina usually have a problem with jaw or breathing and not their tongue I think.