Ubon Ratchathani - teacher trip
Every March the teachers from my school go on a trip somewhere in Thailand. Last year it was the north through to Ventiane, this year it's Ubon. I went on this trip with mixed anticipation, last year I went with the rear end of a serious dose of Gastro so I wasn't up to much. I drank little, despite there being all the beer I could drink available on the bus, & I slept a lot, I never got the chance to monger at all.
The good side is the senior teachers are all great fun & sleazy as heck, although I've never actually seen any of them do anything, I think because there's a lot of very straight teachers on the trip & word would get back.
We left BKK at 6.00am, had a brief 30 min stop an hour later for brekkie which turned into 2 hours as the bus had door problems. Thai's love stopping in many places when they are on a road trip so despite the fact we had a very modern, fast bus it took us too 7pm to make Ubon, also the roads are quite slow in places, often 1 lane & plenty of slow vehicles to pass.
We stopped in Sisaket at Wat Laan Quad which means the temple of a million bottles, I kid you not, every building, from the toilets to the gates, to the temple buildings were covered in bottles cemented in, truly an amazing sight & very unexpected. Most bottles were those M-150 bottles but there were many others too.
That evening I finally managed to ditch the clingy Director & his cronies & went exploring. I wandered down a side road & found 3 karoake bars, had an 80 baht Singha & a semi-horrid late 30 ish thing hanging off me, very annoying girl, offered herself forcefully for 500B which I eagerly declined.
I hadn't done any research b4 coming here so it was just gonna be a walk & explore jaunt, I only ask Tuk-Tuk drivers as a last resort.
About 10.30 I headed back to my hotel, the Grand Nevada, the old building not the flash new building, dunno what it cost, the school would of got it pretty cheap, they were advertising 650B for a single, v pricey for very ordinary air rooms. It seems they're letting it run down, I had to change the room I got as the air con was extremely noisy.
As I walked in the drive I said hello to a Farang hanging around there, he turned out to be living in town & was quite happy to show me all the best mongering spots.
He took me to a fishbowl first off, very ordinary selection, 500 baht for an hour, I felt v comfy there but we went after 1 drink. Next to there was a nightclub, it might of been called Finese, at least I think it started with F. We would of gone in but Girly Berry was playing, so we thought the crowd might of been less sleazy than I like so we went to a girly bar called Coco, upstairs there's a club called PP Palace, which is closed on a Thursday night, you can only see the PP Palace sign from the st.
Coco's had girls dancing on a stage around poles, maybe 10 girls & a few Thai customers. The show included topless dancing with candles, ala traditional thai dance, mildly entertaining. I waved over a very sweet, tiny 19 yr old, my true weakness, I love skinny girls, & she was very eager. Fee 1600B including 600B bar fine. I paid it but then she told me she couldn't go to the nightclub we were going to next as she's 19, so I got my money back & we left. My new friend was semi-interested in a nicely curvy darkish girl but he decided not to.
So onto The Rock, next to the Nevada Grand hotel. Huge place, no covercharge, like a beer barn with a large stage & a good show, with attractive hip-hop dancers, (only 1 katoey, thank goodness) & male break dancers. The band played quite heavy tracks & a wide variety of songs were played, one of the best shows I've seen in Thailand.
The table we stopped at had a bevy of hot girls around it & soon one was into me. Noi was about 30, dark blondeish hair, curvy, decent size breasts & an eager nature, also lots of nice tatts. She had 3 sisters with her, so my friend pursued the youngest, him being late 20's, me early 40's, gourgeous little thing, though not so sleazy. He didn't end up going with her but he lives there & will pursue her more.
By 1am I must of consumed about 12 large Singha's over the course of the day & I was pretty rotten but still in control of most of myself, however when it came to bill time, Noi offered me the bill of 2600B for her & her 6 siblings & an uncle. I declined but I gave her 500B towards it. Then we went for food which somehow I ended up paying for, 650B..
Anyway time for sex, I was horny as hell & she seemed pretty eager too, so back to my room at 3.30am. She was a serious biter, the biatch gave me a hickey which I didn't notice (it's making life difficult now I'm back in BKK). Her BJ skills were rough, painful at times, with & without condom. her breasts were a good handful with large, ice-cream cone nipples, very delicious. She was very wet so I plunged on in for great sex, including some very rough grinding with her on top. However I was still very drunk & very tired so I didn't pop & she was in a similar way. I woke 30 mins later with the condom still on & a decent erection so I popped on in for a while & still didn't finish.
The alarm went off at 5.30 so I climbed aboard again bb this time & got to business, she was a bit sore by now, so I put on a condom & finally came. We went downstairs at 6.30, the lift doors opened & there in the dining room lobby was about 20 teachers from my school, looking at us, still drunk & her in her slutty dress, dishevelled as heck. Needless to say I was the talk of the bus all day, the male teachers were most impressed & congratulated me with many drinks. I think the opinion the male teachers have of me has gone up a few notches now, the females probably the opposite.
Went back to The Rock that night, met up with Noi again & some of her siblings. I drank an even more ridiculous amount of beer that day & night. Also there were the young teachers from my school so I hung with them a lot & made a very cute female friend who actually bought me a bottle of whisky later on, but I hanging with Noi by then so I missed out on this young hottie, much to my chagrin. Things were going well with Noi until she asked me to pay for the beer, I said ok & then she gave me the bill for 960B. No way was I gonna pay for everyones drinks so I offered 300B, quite generous I think, & she stormed off never to speak to me again. Her other sister was a major hottie, lots of tatts, great body, sexy, a bit like Catherine Zeta-Jones at her best, good English although she has a small bay, but no stretch marks at all. I'd love to go back for her.
So I ended up alone for the night. Next day (yesterday) we visited a Hindu temple in Cambodia, accessed through a Thai national park, no actual border there, as access is only through Thailand. I met a hottie from Isaan there who I fell in love with instantly & she the same, unfortunately we were going opposite ways so another missed opportunity there.
Overall I love Ubon, the girls were great, friendly, beautiful & sexy. I hope I get to go back.
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