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Another good excuse is: "I'm waiting for a friend". Works for a while.
The ultimate for pushy, won't take no for an answer girls is,"sorry, I was let out of prison this morning, and I'm still trying to control it all after three long years".
Seems Dedalus is onto the same theme. Keep a straight face. The reactions are priceless.
Another must have phrase to have in your towel holster at all times: " ISG / Internet forums? No, what are they?" and simply a response of "A friend recommended that I should stop by" as a stock answer.
[QUOTE=Toscana; 1252545]Another good excuse is: "I'm waiting for a friend". Works for a while.
The ultimate for pushy, won't take no for an answer girls is,"sorry, I was let out of prison this morning, and I'm still trying to control it all after three long years".
Seems Dedalus is onto the same theme. Keep a straight face. The reactions are priceless.[/QUOTE]The word would spread quickly and soon you'll get no pussies.
It varies:
"Maybe later."/"Späanother site vielleicht."
"I already made a date."
"Sorry young lady, I had more rooms today than you, I'm done."
"I ran out of money. I have 25 EUR left. What do you think?"
HB
[QUOTE=Hessen Bub; 1252554]"I ran out of money. I have 25 EUR left. What do you think?"
HB[/QUOTE]Ok, let's go zu zimmer she said, this shark. Would you go with her? She might give you a teethy BJ for that price.
[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen;1252403]Just say you don't have more money or that you are gay and just here to look at the guys.[/QUOTE]In Palace that argument would probably be: Sorry, I'm just here to visit the workplace of my boyfriend, the bartender.
[QUOTE=Hessen Bub; 1252554]"Sorry young lady, I had more rooms today than you, I'm done."
HB[/QUOTE]Hey, I like that one!
How about this:
"Well, my darling, I am here to make money too! I am here for you girls who need great sex from a real porno stud like me. My rates are not out of line, either: you give ME 50euros and I'll fuck you good for 30 minutes. (Oh, and make sure you don't run over by a minute or more, then it'll be an additional 50!) And I offer a discount for me to fuck you in the ass: you only pay me 50e extra. Zimmer now, baby?"
O
[QUOTE=Ortos; 1252658]Hey, I like that one!
How about this:
"Well, my darling, I am here to make money too! I am here for you girls who need great sex from a real porno stud like me. My rates are not out of line, either: you give ME 50euros and I'll fuck you good for 30 minutes. (Oh, and make sure you don't run over by a minute or more, then it'll be an additional 50!) And I offer a discount for me to fuck you in the ass: you only pay me 50e extra. Zimmer now, baby?"
O[/QUOTE]Our imagination runs wild here. Why is it so hard to say no to a lady, tell her you don't like her and won't pay money to fuck her.
[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen;1252662]Our imagination runs wild here. Why is it so hard to say no to a lady, tell her you don't like her and won't pay money to fuck her.[/QUOTE]All kidding aside, while this is certainly the honest and possibly quickest way out of a minger-jam, it might actually cost you with the other girls who might well be friends with the girl you send off with a harsh word. Even the gals who clash with one another wince at the thought of dealing with a rude and insulting guest. Keep in mind that this is a tough gig (I mean, who would REALLY want to shag Henio or Hessen Bub!) and despite a gals tough exterior, she has feelings as well.
The point of all these fun one-liners (some usable, some not) is that with a little effort there might be a more charming and more clever way to let a working bird know that you won't be taking her to the room.
Nothing wrong with a bit of imagination. In the room or outside of it.
Cheers,
Dedalus
[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen;1252403]Just say you don't have more money or that you are gay and just here to look at the guys.[/QUOTE]I once said to a girl in Artemis that I was gay and she answered "I like dick too!". Great!
About memorable quotes, the first time I visited Palace I was pulled in a room by a girl named Joy (I think) , pushed on the bed, and asked: "so. What's your budget?"
Awesome. Think I ended up paying quite a bit but she was really nice.
Not something to be very proud of. Ahahah.
Kimino
[QUOTE=Dedalus; 1252700]All kidding aside, while this is certainly the honest and possibly quickest way out of a minger-jam, it might actually cost you with the other girls who might well be friends with the girl you send off with a harsh word. Even the gals who clash with one another wince at the thought of dealing with a rude and insulting guest. Keep in mind that this is a tough gig (I mean, who would REALLY want to shag Henio or Hessen Bub!) and despite a gals tough exterior, she has feelings as well.
The point of all these fun one-liners (some usable, some not) is that with a little effort there might be a more charming and more clever way to let a working bird know that you won't be taking her to the room.
Nothing wrong with a bit of imagination. In the room or outside of it.
Cheers,
Dedalus[/QUOTE]Well each person has his own style and strategy. I've used these famous words "maybe later" or "vielleicht späanother site" hundreds of times.
But if I need to get to a point where I must be straight with a girl then I better be firm about it (I'm not saying you should be rude). The girls respect my straight answer and didn't bother again (there are other guys to bother) and had I no problem with going with other girls.
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1252716]I once said to a girl in Artemis that I was gay and she answered "I like dick too!". Great!
About memorable quotes, the first time I visited Palace I was pulled in a room by a girl named Joy (I think) , pushed on the bed, and asked: "so. What's your budget?"
Awesome. Think I ended up paying quite a bit but she was really nice.
Not something to be very proud of. Ahahah.
Kimino[/QUOTE]Saying that you are gay is not always a reason enough to send off a girl, some girls might try harder to convert you to straight sex, maybe offer you free sex.
Saying that I was in the room 4-5 times earlier has never stopped a girl from wanting a session with me, she believed should could to her magic.
[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen;1252662]Our imagination runs wild here. Why is it so hard to say no to a lady, tell her you don't like her and won't pay money to fuck her.[/QUOTE]That's basically what a slender, blonde Hungarian MILF asked me at Mainhattan in December. She was attractive enough, with a friendly attitude, and in other contexts I'd have enjoyed doing her but not that day with good, younger talent on hand. So when when she sat next to me on the couch I went along with the small talk she started, but kept my answers to her questions brief while still scanning the room for other women. She took the hint, and asked (smiling) why can't you guys just tell us when you're not interested? I guess we mongers are just naturally a polite bunch.
[QUOTE=Ibn Buttita;1252768]That's basically what a slender, blonde Hungarian MILF asked me at Mainhattan in December. She was attractive enough, with a friendly attitude, and in other contexts I'd have enjoyed doing her but not that day with good, younger talent on hand. So when when she sat next to me on the couch I went along with the small talk she started, but kept my answers to her questions brief while still scanning the room for other women. She took the hint, and asked (smiling) why can't you guys just tell us when you're not interested? I guess we mongers are just naturally a polite bunch.[/QUOTE]The fact of the matter is its usually not a MILF your turning away. 75% of the time its someone in the 22 28 year old range with a body that just doesn't do it for you. If you do the rude brush off, she might sit down with 4 of the hottest chicks in the place, all of whom blow off all of your attempts at grabbing some action. Polite? Yes, to a point as long as I don't have a fatty hanging all over my arm when a smoking hot babe walks by.
[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen;1252721]"vielleicht späanother site" hundreds of times.[/QUOTE]Stupid forum correction tool, it doesn't like when I wrote "maybe later" in German.
A even tougher situation, you approach a small group of 2-3 girls, introduce yourself and chat with them but you are only interested in zu zimmer with 1 of girls, you have to reject two girls without any of them loose face and you still secure a nice session with the girl you have picked.