Seven night romp in Asuncion, Paraguay!
Why Paraguay? I've never been and I was curious about the capital city.
Logistics:
Flight:
You can get coach flights out of San Diego for around $1850 and change.
The Visa on Arrival:
A passport is required to enter Paraguay. USA Citizens arriving by air may obtain a "visa en arribo" (visa on arrival) at Silvio Pettirossi International Airport in Asuncion. This is a multiple entry visa valid for 10 years and costs $160, payable in USA Currency (credit cards are not accepted).
*IMPORTANT: US Dollar notes must be in perfect condition. Old, torn, or marked notes will not be accepted by officials (I used new unmarked 20 dollar notes).
Immigration also asked me to show them proof as to where I was staying and they also checked that I indeed had a returning flight scheduled.
Logging:
I rented a nice two bedroom apartment on Airbnb for $80 per night. The place had 24 hour security and my host was great.
Money:
Just like Colombia, the currency is in thousands, which takes a day or two to get used to. The rate I received at the cambios was 5,625 GS to 1 USD. So, 100,000 GS was around $17.50. There are cambios throughout the city. Many close early on Saturday and most are closed on Sunday (be aware of that).
Getting around town:
My Airbnb was not really close to anything. Thus, I took taxis everywhere. The meter starts out at 5000. I was getting around town from 4 to 7 bucks. Every taxi I was in had a meter. And for some fucking reason, every taxi driver asked if I was from Germany. After a while, I just yes, I'm from Germany dammit!
Beware: From 10 pm to 5 am (when I used taxis the most), Sundays, and holidays, there is a 30% surcharge for all the taxis.
Some of the drivers had a clue to where they were going, while others could not find water if they fell out of a fucking boat in the middle of the Pacific Ocean! Prepare to have an address and use Google maps to track them!
Language:
Very few people, taxi drivers, and restaurant workers knew how to speak anything but Spanish. I struggled at times, but that was part of the fun of exploring a different country.
Communication:
I have the T-Mobile North American plan. My plan gave me unlimited data at 2 G speed, calls at 20 cents per minute and free texts. Thus, I started using WhatsApp on my regular phone. I started chatting with my apartment host before I left. As long as I had a WiFi signal, WhatsApp was free of charge. I was chatting on WhatsApp, Facebook, and Skype; including video calls for no charge whatsoever.
Where and what I ate in Asuncion.
Bar San Roque (twice):
Sopa Paraguaya (good).
Bife de Loma a Caballo con Cebollo (excellent).
Sopa de Venduras (good).
Pasta caseras al Champiand (excellent).
Bolsi:
Canastia Tipica several regional foods (excellent).
La Paragualita:
Vori Vori con Pollo (excellent).
Bar San Miguel:
Chipa Guasu (very good).
Lomito al Champiand con Papas a la Crema (excellent).
Lo de Osvaldo:
Seleccion de Parrillero (very good).
Bar Lido:
I asked for a menu, and got an order of Mbeju (very good).
I guess I need more practice with my Spanish :)
Alma (twice):
Bife de Chorizo (excellent).
Espinaca Gratinadas (excellent).
Croquetas (good).
Ravioles de espinaca, ricota, and Nueces (excellent).
Overall thoughts on food: As you can see, I ate a lot of chow during my trip. I tried to stay with the regional food and I wasn't disappointed.
The Venues:
First off, I'm not a big casa type person. So even though I did gather a lot of information and addresses, I had trouble finding the ones that were listed. And when I did find the right address, I didn't want to just walk up, knock on the door, and ask, "Are there any putas here?" I found a few of the clubs and a couple of casas. And some that were presented as clubs, turned out to be casas; Asunciand was a tad confusing and frustrating to say the least.
I was determined to gather as much information as possible. In each bar / club / venue, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. As each night went on, the more I drank. Thus, if I am wrong with any of my notes, feel free to correct me. All of the prices are in Guararis. I'm now drinking vodka and soda water when I travel. The fichas were various prices, I am quoting the lowest ficha price.
Club: Playboy's.
Cover: 20,000 included one drink.
My drink: 40,000.
Ficha: 40,000.
Sex: 50 USD /30 minutes, offsite 100 USD /1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 7.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: 11 pm Thursday.
Comments: Nice little club and the girls / staff were friendly.
Club: Karim.
Cover: 30,000 included one drink.
My drink: 30,000.
Ficha: 50,000.
Sex: 220,000/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 2.
Quality of chicas: good.
Night / Time: 1 am Saturday.
Comments: Went by there Thursday night around 11 pm, the place seemed closed. The manager was a nice guy and wanted to practice his English with me. I asked about the number of girls, he said the cold weather was keeping them home.
Club/Casa: LE Bacan.
Cover: none.
My drink: 40,000.
Ficha: 40,000.
Sex: 250,000/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 5.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: first time, 12:30 am Thursday.
Comments: I liked this place. I played with 3 different chicas there. All were fun. No pressure to buy drinks, but I did anyway. I was there on three different nights. Yes, threesomes are available!
Yegos 1250 (one that I found): It was 10:30 Friday night and there were only 2 average looking chicas. Price: 230,000/1 hour.
La Mansion VIP: Nice house, but when I was there, they made me and the taxi driver wait outside. AND it was 38 fucking degrees outside. I waited for 5 minutes and bailed on the damn place.
Other clubs listed:
Toc Toc Club: regular dance club. However, there is mention of a active bar near the Gran Hotel Armele. The bar is Toc Toc Bar, but it was closed when I stopped by the place.
Studio 54: couldn't find the damn place.
Naomi producciones strip club: couldn't find the damn place.
Baba's strip club: couldn't find the damn place.
Street girls:
I made my rounds 4 different days at different times of all the places listed; I did not see one single SG!
Cupid:
No luck whatsoever.
Tinder:
No luck whatsoever.
Overall thoughts on Asunciand:
I had a good time, but yet, it was very frustrating at times trying to find the casas and other fun things to do in our hobby. Having said that, I enjoyed what this city had to offer. The city was very tranquil and the people were very friendly. And the regional food was pretty damn good. I also like the fact that I HAD to speak Spanish to communicate with the chicas.
The weather was freakish to say the least. The temperatures ranged from 38 to 82 degrees during my stay.
I still had a great time exploring and documenting stuff for our community; no regrets whatsoever!
Would I ever return to Asuncion? Fuck no!
As always, just my dos pinche pesos of course!