Fail: Wild Orchid Thai Massage, Buckley St, Essendon
Took one for the team today.
Nice place, excellent massage for $55/30 minutes, but not a sniff, not the slightest hint, of anything else available. The rather attractive Thai lass kept strictly above the bum crack and below the arse cheeks, with not the remotest hint of interest in the wedding tackle. In fact, at the end of the 30 minutes, she said, "Thank you", and fled the room, before I'd barely had the chance to compliment her fine massaging skills. You win some, you lose some. If you'd like an excellent massage, with hot oils, and have those tight muscles kneaded loose, by all means. Otherwise, move along, nothing to see here.