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[QUOTE=Breadman;2040404] Come on Germany, stick to what you do good, put that meat in a nice sauce and let us poor it over some noodles.
...they had an Asian guy in charge of the grill, [/QUOTE]Problem is you don't find ANY German operating the grill in FKK. There's Asians, Romanian etc and they cook the meat to death. Germans know how to do BBQ. They actually scored better than the US in the BBQ World championships.
[URL]http://world-bbq.com/wbqa-world-bbq-championship-winners/[/URL]
HB.
[QUOTE=Breadman;2040404]Typo, they meant to say bbq not BBBJ was being banned in Germany. Worst part about this trip was as soon as the weather warmed up clubs started serving burnt meat. Come on Germany, stick to what you do good, put that meat in a nice sauce and let us poor it over some noodles. Low and slow is the way it should be done, not high and dry. I was at Sharks today and they had an Asian guy in charge of the grill, the line for burnt mystery meat was always 20 people long. Give the guy a wok and put out some good Chinese stir fry. YouTube is your friend Germany, plenty of texans have videos showing the proper way to bbq, just click on the subtitles for the English version.[/QUOTE]Haha Chinese don't know how to make no good barbecue LOL! The only Asians that can do anything close to good BBQ are the Koreans LOL! Yeah, Chinese cooks must stick to woks LOL!
[QUOTE=HessenBub;2040495]Problem is you don't find ANY German operating the grill in FKK. There's Asians, Romanian etc and they cook the meat to death. Germans know how to do BBQ. They actually scored better than the US in the BBQ World championships.
[URL]http://world-bbq.com/wbqa-world-bbq-championship-winners/[/URL]
HB.[/QUOTE]Can't find a map of Sweden, Texas. Seriously though, one team from the USA and multiple teams from European states? And fish and dessert are being graded? Looks like a rigged contest.
Anyway pretty soon the German FKK forum will consist of just you and Mr Ho.
[QUOTE=MrHo;2038823]
Okay guys I am off today to fly to fuck LOL.[/QUOTE]Hey Mr Ho,
Can we expect any detailed trip reports from your upcoming visits?
Howie.
[QUOTE=Breadman;2040511]Can't find a map of Sweden, Texas. Seriously though, one team from the USA and multiple teams from European states? And fish and dessert are being graded? Looks like a rigged contest.
Anyway pretty soon the German FKK forum will consist of just you and Mr Ho.[/QUOTE]You came up with the strange US stereotype that Germans don't know how to BBQ and should stick to meat in a nice sauce. Except for one chef at World none of the big Hessen clubs has any Germans cooking. None.
HB.
[QUOTE=Breadman;2040511]Anyway pretty soon the German FKK forum will consist of just you and Mr Ho.[/QUOTE]It obviously won't ever get to be that bad, but plenty of us here do have places we like better than the German FKK scene. For some it's Switzerland. For others it's Thailand or Brazil. Still others prefer Costa Rica, Ukraine, the Czech Republic (don't know why), Indonesia, or The Philippines. And on and on. So for us with strong preferences for other places, if Germany goes down because of the "lousy Merkel law", well it will be a crying shame. But, at least our number 1's will be left!
[QUOTE=Jnpr30;2040383]
May be the girls will be so horny and nostalgic, they will just not even come into the club but give it away for free to every guy they see on the street.[/QUOTE]Some WGs already do that. They go to places like Ibiza and Magaluf when they want a break from sucking the dime of hairy old bastards like you and me. Sex is still a basic need.
[QUOTE=HessenBub;2040544]You came up with the strange US stereotype that Germans don't know how to BBQ and should stick to meat in a nice sauce. Except for one chef at World none of the big Hessen clubs has any Germans cooking. None.
HB.[/QUOTE]I'm assuming it was the club that set up the menu, bought the meat to be grilled, purchased the gas grill to destroy said meat. If so the blame falls on the club, which I assume is German owned. My argument is if you are going to do it, do it right. Soon as they purchased the gas grill they ruined any chance of success.
Imagine if they just hired that one guy who knew how to get good pile of hardwood coals heating a home made bbq pit and hand shoveled coals under the meat to slow cook it for 6 hours. You could then throw away the gas grill and just have your help cutting up the brisket, the smoked chicken and the rest of the best.
[QUOTE=Breadman;2040587]If so the blame falls on the club, which I assume is German owned.
[/QUOTE]Depends on the club, some are under German management, some are not.
[QUOTE=Breadman;2040587]
Imagine if they just hired that one guy who knew how to get good pile of hardwood coals heating a home made bbq pit and hand shoveled coals under the meat to slow cook it for 6 hours. You could then throw away the gas grill and just have your help cutting up the brisket, the smoked chicken and the rest of the best.[/QUOTE]
Imagine paying 100 EUR instead of discounted 40-45 EUR and that might come true.
HB.
[QUOTE=HessenBub;2040495]Problem is you don't find ANY German operating the grill in FKK. There's Asians, Romanian etc and they cook the meat to death. Germans know how to do BBQ. They actually scored better than the US in the BBQ World championships.
[URL]http://world-bbq.com/wbqa-world-bbq-championship-winners/[/URL]
HB.[/QUOTE]You forgot the polish and hungarian grill-masters.
[QUOTE=Pistons;2040412]And by that I mean Polyamorist should go and buy a few wedding rings before time runs out. Those single ladies won't wait forever! 😉.[/QUOTE]You may be confusing polyamory with polygamy. Polygamy is an advanced form of polyamory that implies a certain amount of wealth and an even greater amount of responsibility. That would rule me out then.
I just got back to more civilized part of the world from Germany.
I skipped palace visit and I just focused on visiting NRW region namely LR, GT and Oceans.
OK, it was actually all more or less fine average good line up and I have to say service was good considering some sessions I actually went for just 50 euro sessions and still got DFK etc.
But with this trip, I realized NRW is not my cup of tea and I am more for Palace or Artemis kind of guy. Now that Artemis has been down for line up, but I hope it get back up and palace always provide me girls I seek for just with higher priced LOL.
First night, I hit oceans, I arrived at about 5 PM as my flight was arriving at 4 PM. I took taxi to Suzuki garage around the corner of FKK oceans, I think taxi driver who was old german guy understood what I was doing and seemed pissed off and said something to me in german, so I reply that mean German sentence by saying fucking taxi drivers and laughed him off as he opened trunk for my bag, at least I saved my money for not giving him kick back money from oceans.
So I walked 3 minutes from Suzuki garage to FKK Oceans and told receptionist lady that I did not take taxi and got charged 50 euro for entrance. As I walk in to main bar, I found Melania trump looking girl who is bit more uglier than Melanis. And I somehow wanted to fuck Melania trump doggy style, so I decided to go with her, she was not my usual taste, but hey, I want to do Melania doggy style, I think this girls name was Roxana. Anyways, she was Romanian and try to blow me with condom. Which I convinced her to blow me without condom, which she did not appreciate much, but I enjoyed this Melania looking tute blowing me and then I did her doggy as Donald would have done LOL.
Then after the first session with Melania looking girl. I found one Romanian who claim to only come one week per month, which I actually believed her as she was not there on my third day visit later on in this trip and I am experienced monger enough to know who is pro and who is rather new to the game. She was a good provider, but nothing special that I cannot recall her name, but session was rather dirty enough to give her 7 out of 10 because my hurdle is getting higher and higher to be satisfied.
At this point, I was not too happy with line up, so I was thinking, is this it? Is this all I worked for? You know like tony Montana scene in scarface movie, but then after at 8 PM or 9 PM, Eleny walked in and I had great session with her twice, both one hour. This was my first day of my arrival from 4 PM till 1 AM.
Mr. Ho.
Maybe you haven't realised there are other threads than the Lounge and Chat area, for instance usually one for each club. Therefore why you don't post your Oceans report in the Oceans thread?
[QUOTE=Craiova;2041518]Mr. Ho.
Maybe you haven't realised there are other threads than the Lounge and Chat area, for instance usually one for each club. Therefore why you don't post your Oceans report in the Oceans thread?[/QUOTE]Because I like lounge and chat area more than other thread. It is more liberal here, though there seems to be always complaints of this and that try to regulate the lounge and chat area.
I am liberal person and so as mongering world should be since it is most criticised area that we are in, but clearly, it is also very conservative in the box thinking.
[QUOTE=MrHo;2041394]I skipped palace visit and I just focused on visiting NRW region namely LR, GT and Oceans. OK, it was actually all more or less fine average good line up and I have to say service was good considering some sessions I actually went for just 50 euro sessions and still got DFK etc. But with this trip, I realized NRW is not my cup of tea and I am more for Palace or Artemis kind of guy. Now that Artemis has been down for line up, but I hope it get back up and palace always provide me girls I seek for just with higher priced LOL.[/QUOTE]I haven't experienced the NRW as extensively as you have yet. But, I just have this feeling deep down inside that I will draw the same conclusions as you have. Been to GT and that's it. And I really wasn't feeling that! So, we shall see.