FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Frozty;1800423]Yes, but if you want a break from the girls, the wellness and bar areas downstairs are a good plan. Not many venture down there, and it is much easier to get them to move on. You are seen as fair game in the upstairs bar, but downstairs is an area for relaxation.

The other option is to tell them you have no money for them (not that you have no money). They've no answer to that.[/QUOTE]Ninja say sometimes - "You very nice, but I lost my penis".

Really guys, this not such a problem. Girls just trying to earn money. slow days have been slower recently.
Just be polite and then ignore. Don't take their words personally. All just games.

So much negative stuff lately-not understand. If you just relax and enjoy, A very fun. Hundreds do every day.

[QUOTE=Sevenup;1798877]
Was at Artemis yesterday night, after hesitating a lot between a brother, escort and FKK. I must admit, my first time in an FKK and probably my last (question of personal choice).
[/QUOTE]Its possible to have a very good relaxed time, but as a new face in club in desperate times, more difficult. Maybe you were not in the right club. Would be wrong to judge from the one visit.

Every club has some more aggressive girls to be avoided and some clubs have some very nice girls without an aggressive bone in their body. I don't recall any great problems from aggressive girls on my first day in Sharks, so that may be a good choice for visit. It has a lot of wide open space indoors which helps a lot. My first day in World I had a few hassles from Bulgarian girls, but still returned to the club at a later date.

Maybe the right tactic is to attend some club special party when the club is overly full of men. I of course avoid those days, but could be right for someone wanting reduced girl pressure.

[QUOTE=NookyNinja;1800433]Ninja say sometimes - "You very nice, but I lost my penis".
[/QUOTE]Another alternative: "No way! I am gay!

[QUOTE=ShoesAndSocks;1799173]I agree it can be confronting when you are subjected to this. And, utterly baffling to me as a way to get business.

Ella has been mentioned very favourably here recently (I agree), and she's a great example of an Artemis lady who is always on the prowl for customers, yet she conducts her business with class and style. Wish she'd school a few of her workmates in that respect, but I guess she'd rather have any potential competition keep behaving like that.[/QUOTE]She tried to cut me on time in the room last month, but we still had 8 minutes, soon backed down when I showed her my stop watch hmmm.

[QUOTE=BizPilot11;1799468]Is there an ATM on the premises?[/QUOTE]Yes they're above reception, I've not used them, but I would guess that there would be a nice charge for using the machines onsite like in other clubs, anyone know?

[QUOTE=Peterpack;1800130]It's interesting to read the posts about the very aggressive girls. It's similar to being in a strip club, when the girls see you spending money on lap dances, they won't leave you alone. I have to keep excusing myself to go to the toilet to get rid of them.

Are there plenty of toilets at Artemis where you can retreat to, to get rid of aggressive girls?[/QUOTE]Don't hide in the toilets, you're the man, be a boss, don't let the girls take the pi$$, be polite but firm, the ones that are rude and stroppy, you know never to touch.

I always hide in the indoor pool island.

[QUOTE=Jerboa;1800513]She tried to cut me on time in the room last month, but we still had 8 minutes, soon backed down when I showed her my stop watch hmmm.

Yes they're above reception, I've not used them, but I would guess that there would be a nice charge for using the machines onsite like in other clubs, anyone know?

Don't hide in the toilets, you're the man, be a boss, don't let the girls take the pi$$, be polite but firm, the ones that are rude and stroppy, you know never to touch.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DidiVise;1800606]I always hide in the indoor pool island.[/QUOTE]Why hide? I sit in the sofas or stand in the bar. Speak to the girls I like an send the sharks away. Be polite but clear on the fact that you're not interested in a session now. Except for a couple of girls I've never come across a girl that has been rude to me.

Good day at Artemis on Thursday. My first time there. Got there about 4 pm, already pretty busy. First impression of the LU was that it looked pretty good, though there was a lot of siliicone on view. Not my taste.

Took some time to walk about and try and orientate myself while trying to decide on a lady to choose. Spoke briefly with Mia and thought she would be my first option but needed to go shower and get something to drink first. Came back to see her heading to a room with another customer. No worries I can wait until she's free unless someone else comes my way.

After a while Mia reappeared so I pounced before she got taken again by someone else. She suggested we go to the kino downstairs. Fine by me. Wasn't long before she was giving me a BBBJ and we then headed to a room. Mia was a little bit limited in what she allowed me to do but nevertheless it was a good session.

Had dinner and relaxed for a while before hunting for another session.

I was tempted to go with Mia again but there were other girls I was considering. Eventually decided to go for Diana. Saw her heading downstairs to loook for business so followed and waited for her to approach me. Off to the kino again and after a short wait for a room to be free off we went. Great session. Just what I needed at that point.

By this time the club was really busy. Hard to move around. Lots of guys & girls.

A nice enjoyable visit. Liked the club, so will return next time I have free time in Berlin. I thought the outside facilities and rooms looked great though the weather wasn't conducive to using them although the outside rooms were being used as there was waiting time for the indoor ones.

Thanks for the advice everyone!

I do have a concern with waiting for rooms. If your waiting with a girl for a room for say 30 minutes, where do you wait? Are you standing in line next to the girl you are booking? Does it get awkward?

In the evening, is waiting for a room the norm? Or the exception?

Thanks again, I'm not the most patient guy in the world, so waiting will always be hard for me.

[QUOTE=Jerboa;1800513]Don't hide in the toilets, you're the man, be a boss, don't let the girls take the pi$$, be polite but firm, the ones that are rude and stroppy, you know never to touch.[/QUOTE]With the aggressive girls, you can't show a weak side, or it would lead then on. Aggression is just really annoying with the ones that are persistent, but should be handled firmly so she gets the message than showing any signs you are likely to give in to her pressure. Beats me why she'd think that tactic would work, certainly not with me. Perhaps she had experienced that sort of tactic to work with some punters. I know a girl from another club that knows me well even if I never take her that is pretty persistent every visit. When I'm near her, I know it's going to happen. Although seems a bit persistent, I don't take it seriously as I'm pretty used to it, and I think she takes it lightheartedly too. She remembers me well too, probably because I'm probably the most difficult one.

[QUOTE=Peterpack;1800130]It's interesting to read the posts about the very aggressive girls. It's similar to being in a strip club, when the girls see you spending money on lap dances, they won't leave you alone. I have to keep excusing myself to go to the toilet to get rid of them.

Are there plenty of toilets at Artemis where you can retreat to, to get rid of aggressive girls?[/QUOTE]You go to club with girls to spend time in toilets? If You are ugly Quasimodo like me, no girl will come to You, You will have to buy champagne and to propose them to marry with big money if You want to attract one to only speak with you. If You are Brad Pitt or G Clooney, just say: I choose my girls. Imagine my problem as ugly Quasimodo with 3 legs, and I say to girls: don t You know the rule? I m the client, You are just a provider among many others, so I decide how I buy my market, only the prettiest GFE, only for club rate, and it works for years, girls know when they look at You if You are easy client or a wolf, by the way You behave. Look at them in the eyes like You do for your job, they will understand.

Wow. In over 10 years I've never heard that guys are hiding from girls in toilets. Why? If you don't like a girl tell her she's not your type or whatever and send her away.

HB.

Guys, related to the aggressive girls issue.

I have read and been told that you shouldn't tip the girls. Obviously many foreign visitors from countries with tipping culture probably will tip the girls, say 10 euros. Will the word spread and the girls get even more aggressive with 'tippers' ?

[QUOTE=Peterpack;1800813]Guys, related to the aggressive girls issue.

I have read and been told that you shouldn't tip the girls. Obviously many foreign visitors from countries with tipping culture probably will tip the girls, say 10 euros. Will the word spread and the girls get even more aggressive with 'tippers' ?[/QUOTE]Although I understand your concern(market is what we all pay), stating this in a forum is not going to have much affect. People will tip as they see fit no matter what they read here. Also, you got tourists that show up on a blue moon. You think they care? I hear about guys stop going with a girl because expecting extraordinary tip or a girl demanding ridiculous amount for stuff. She wouldn't do this without good knowledge of the punter she is dealing with.

In a competitive club setting, there is a bit of a competition in regards to regular girls I imagine. And the tipping and spending more for keeping a tighter relationship with a girl that works for money. What this creates on the other hand..

[QUOTE=Peterpack;1800813]Guys, related to the aggressive girls issue.

I have read and been told that you shouldn't tip the girls. Obviously many foreign visitors from countries with tipping culture probably will tip the girls, say 10 euros. Will the word spread and the girls get even more aggressive with 'tippers' ?[/QUOTE]Correct, don't tip the girls, this is Germany not the USA, with many one time club visitors to Artemis some might tip girls, or let them keep change, but I've never had a girl at Artemis ask me for a tip, though had one in Palace ask, cheeky cow!

I arrived at Artemis at 11:30 am, paid entry, the thekenfrau at reception wanted to look in my bag, seen this before, they check to see you don't sneak booze in, no wonder when a poxy beer is 10!

Got changed and had a quick shower, it was still early, with not so many girls about, got a drink at the bar, a couple of girls tried to get me, spotted Jenna sat on a couch, had a quick chat to her, the afternoon is a ideal time to catch her, before she is busy later, I went to get some breakfast first, then had a wander about, got talking to a few girls, but wasn't in a rush, took a paddle in the hot tub then a sauna outside.

Brigitta HU.

Spotted this hot looking blonde Hungarian barbie doll down in the wellness area, was around 3 pm so time to kick off, she looks hot, big fake tits, tattoos and tan. We got a room down by the basement kino, did the usual, her BBBJ was decent, and a tight body to play with, sex was first in cowgirl, then doggy, Brigitta started getting stroppy with me, I was smiling, as I was enjoying the session, think she was frustrated as I hadn't cum in 5 minutes, so she started a argument with me when I asked for mish, ripped the condom off my dick and wanted to wank me off. She picked on the wrong guy, maybe she thought I was a easy to handle newbie, I stopped her, and told her straight I'm the customer, I haven't been rude to you, and I expect to be treated correctly, and it worked, she cut out the bullshit, smiled and put a new condom on, quick BJ and we did more doggy till I was ready to cum. A real shame she has a attitude, maybe the painters were in, no idea, I might of seen her again if she wasn't like that.

Sat in the lounge for a while, and watched the goings on, fancied a crack at Jenna again, before she got busy, but she went off with another guy, had another drink and took another sauna, back in the lounge about 5 pm, saw Jenna back at the bar, quick chat and off we went to a room.

Jenna DE.

As usual she was a excellent punt, does everything professionally and with a smile, no rush to get you to cum, great extensive BBBJ, did some boob fucking, with her laid on her back, and her huge tits covered in oil! : crazy: was ready to shag her, so on with the condom, we did mish first, cowgirl then doggy, asked Jenna about anal, she said she does it but not today, it's 100 extra at Artemis anyway, ended up doing mish, shooting my load! Brilliant!

By chance it was 6 pm by the time we finished, so quick shower, then to the dinning room, food was not bad, had rice and fish with veg and some salad. After dinner spent some time sat in the lounge, people watching, got asked to go room with several girls, but wasn't in any rush at the moment, had a sauna and a drink downstairs in the basement bar.

Priscilla DE.

The club was starting to get busy, I was ready for another session, spotted Priscilla that I'd sessioned with in September, now she is the stereotype model barbie, large fake tits, long blonde hair, collagen lips and lots of tattoos, a good session, no complaints from her even though I did her hard in several positions.

Had a rest, a drink and another sauna, it was around 11 pm by now, still plenty off time left, and the club was busy, had a few targets, Virginia was still ignoring me LOL.

Vanity DE.

I'd chatted to a pretty looking black girl earlier, nice brown skin and big natural tits, said she was German but family from South Africa, took her downstairs to the kino, a little wait for a room, a good session with Vanity, good BBBJ, and did several positions.

Jaime DE.

After a rest and some down time I fancied another session, had spoken to Jaime earlier, she remembered me from a previous session, sexy looking blonde German, late 20's, with medium fake tits and several tattoos, had a enjoyable session with her, ticked all the boxes.

By now it was late, around 2 am, I had to leave soon to catch the 06:30 flight back to STN, had no interest in another session, so had a drink and a seat in the lounge, left 4 am and took the S-bahn from West-Kreuz, but the ring line anticlockwise was shut, so had to mess about going via you-bahn and bus to airport, nearly missed my flight, so be careful.