Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=BkkMick;1458605]Go to Thai Sabai Massage Sukhumvit Soi 33 and ask for Lena. You cannot miss her. She has the biggest natural boobs I have come across in Thailand. My guess is she is a DDD or F. She is actually offers a professional massage but if she likes you, she does all 3 holes with vigor. You have to book a 2 hour oil massage to get into a private room and don't make too much noise. She is great when you have the urge to wallow in the flesh pots. She also has a great butt who can happily take a pounding. Not every day fare but once in a while a great alternative.[/QUOTE]Thank you very much for your advice. I will go there. Regards,

Robin02

Hi Guys,

Now where to start with this place, I can't say I've been anywhere quite like it its like santas grotto for pervs. Yep pervs like you and me.

Location between Soi 44 and 46.

So I had 2hr oil massage prior to my visit at an undisclosed location. Why? Because its Thai only and I only got in due to being with a Thai and swore not to disclose any information and I fancy keeping my nuts in there little sack and not wearing them in my eye sockets.

So I arrived at Tarawadee charged up, locked and loaded and pumped like a Navy seal on his first op. I went in through a back entrance again due to my Thai clients status the utmost discretion was necessary. We met with the mam who had already secure the Thai's regular and I was left to face the bench and make my choice. I personally really struggle with this, having 30 girls more beautiful than the first rays of summer sun stare at you smiling like Cheshire cats chills me to my core. My mucho bravado that I wear every day was napalmed by these girls I can see the smouldering wreckage of it on the floor and try not to step on it.

I do the drive by technique and walk past seemingly un interested giving it the side eye when my client tells me to man the fuck up as he's got a fire rocket in his pants and won't be waiting for me ones lift off is confimed. I lock eyes with a girl light skin, jet black hair cute as a 5 month old puppy. No too innocent I would feel like I was steeling her halo. Wait what's that at the back? Medium tan luscious wave to her lightened hair half my body mass but she looks like a fighter. Its on.

We go up to The Grand Tara directly above where we have a hot tub suite waiting with. Karaoke. YAY. Fuck no. We had a barman in the room and I got to know the girls who both spoke excellent English, my clients regular was by far the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life I mean she was like Aphrodite. Photo shopped! Light skin light brown hair eyes the size of planets and a smile that could melt tungsten and turn you soul inside out. The atmosphere was clean and comfortable. After 30 mins of karaoke and heavy drinking we went to our individual rooms where my girl went silent. We undressed and jumped in the giant Jacuzzi bath together where I was scrubbed down in such a professional manner I could have sworn she worked for NASA I had left a radioactive crash site. She knew exactly how to operate a soapy etc but I was not ok with this. Some people may enjoy the pampering but I am an alpha to the core (I may even have a complex) and do not need a wench to clean me, I am not 8 years old. I resisted the urge to dunk her for giggles and accepted the clean.

We jumped on the bed where she gave excellent BBJ but I could see her looking uncomfortable, I am very caring believe it or not and so asked what was wrong. Yep go sensitive me, it was my size, marginally larger than average western but not huge but I forget that to a lot of Asian girls it can be intimidating, It also wasn't expected after my client had told her I was tiny for a joke, I promised to ensure she was ready and spent plenty of time on her prior to going full blown silverback on her, I'm a balls deep kind of guy and so had to work her onto it but she was fully committed to service and I mean fully, she would have passed out I think before surrendering. This actually turned me off, despite my jokes I treat girls like princesses or priceless jewels I like to look after them and watch them glisten with sweat. Despite her complaints that she was going to die I engaged spunk mode 1000 and entered the blurry eyed zone of tranquillity and erupted. She did the whole soapy wash routine again and we dressed in silence. Awkward I hate it.

We went back out to the living area where my client was waiting with his girl and we all laughed as my girl could barely walk, I wish I had this effect on western girls! We enjoyed more drinks and jokes at my expense before departing. Th sweat.

The general impression I get from this place is that service is paramount to anything including the girls sanity but as a result this can leave you feeling cold and void of emotion like perhaps they are all alien sex bots designed to sucker men into repeat visits preventing them from meeting normal girls and breeding, thus reducing the human population ready to invade.

Quality of the girls 11/10.

Quality of service 8/10. Its was the dying thing I can't finish if all I can here is "I'm going to die!" "I'm going to die" most uncool.

Venue 10/10.

Price around 12000 + 1000 tip per girl.

I have learnt that I prefer my own hotel room rather than a "venue" and also that I should pic my first choice and go with my gut regardless as that is simple chemistry that one shouldn't ignore.

If you get time to scope this place I recommend it. As I left more girls where still arriving at around 1 am.

Unfortunately Bai-fern was away sick. I am forced to looked at the pictures. Some I like on the web were not offered today. Sunshine, Miko, Fon were available. Fon was one that appealed. The real Fon is not exactly like the web site pics.

Face has been slimmed very slightly, also made to look slightly taller perhaps, and tits are no where near the size of web pics LOL. The modern computer adjustment is very devious. No matter Fon is still quite cute in a teenage looking way although claims to be 21.

The reason I am looking pics, rather than actual line-up is some of the girls were over at sister shop "No. 1 Massage" Soi 33. They are able to get to Yorimichi in 10 mins motorcycle or less.

Took a room with batch but in hindsight think showering with girl is actually better than the bath.

Fon has quite cute face score 8. 5, nice body generally (maybe slightest bit of baby fat) , small A cup tits but not saggy, so 7. 5. Has a very good smile. Height 160 to 165. Weight not much over 45 Kg. Nice ass.

Fon gave me a Thai massage while bath filling. Later I decided to skip the gel massage. She played with my dick quite a bit in the bath, massaging it with her tits and nipples. She spent a lot of time measuring it against her forearm LOL. She claims she has never seen Farang sized dick LOL. Mostly has Japanese customers. I played with her tits and pussy a bit in the bath.

On the bed her blowjob was fairly weak. Hardly took much more than just the knob in. BBBJ scores 6 at best. The feeling was okay but not deep enough. Kissing was not so special scores 7. I tried some DATY and at first she was putting her hand in the way and claiming to be ticklish. However being a little insistent, she soon forgot about being ticklish, and was writhing around really getting into it, moving her hips to best position to help me to do it good. At this point things were looking up and I was expecting a good time.

She appeared like she was going to put me in her without the condom, however may have just been rubbing it on the outside. I did not ask. I put the condom on myself. She turned on her side to face the bedside mirror and raised her upper leg. She wanted to get complete view of the "Farang sized" dick going in and out of her, LOL. She was definitely horny by now. As the session progressed she would help select the positions to get the best dick action on her pussy and clit. She wasn't that great in a normal doggy but lay prone with me on top fucking from behind and then arched her back a lot so hips on the bed but face up vertical. She would often grab my hands and make me massage her tits or have me firmly grab her hips. She liked firm trusting. I am guessing she may have cum twice during the session but cannot be sure. Absolutely sure she was into it in a big way though. She enjoyed mish too, but with her legs together, and my legs outside of hers. For the general fucking I score her an 7. 5, a lot coming from enthusiasm.

As a PSE she scores 0, as no hint of being a pornstar, as GFE scores 7. 5 (kissing a bit weak).

Overall score is 7. 5. Her worst aspect is BBBJ quite weak. Needs more training to take a bit more. I sense YMMV a lot depending on the chemistry. Cannot equal Bai-Fern who I scored a 9. Bai-Fern is older and more experienced and just generally perfect. I could easily repeat Fon though, despite the weak BBBJ. She was fun and looking good which are important things for me. I just don't have the interest to fuck very plain looking girls or crappy bodies either.

For sex she would not have the skills of say June at Snow White but had the enthusiasm today. Face slightly cuter than June, and body fairly equal.

On the way out 2 Japanese customers were looking at a line-up of about 6 or 7 girls (8:10PM). I was surprised that 3 looked pretty to my taste and to be very do-able. Its unheard for me to go into an oily and see 3 girls in the line-up that I think are really looking cute and exciting. I am too fussy generally. So I reckon, for those that are in the vicinity and looking for cuties rather than porn-stars, its worth having a look. Remember that some of their girls are at No. 1 Massage (Soi 33) too.

[url]http://yorimichimassage.com/ladies/fon[/url]

No. 1 Massage in Soi 33 is coloured orange just like Yorimichi.
[URL]http://www.gdiary.com/%E3%83%8A%E3%83%B3%E3%83%90%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AF%E3%83%B3%E3%83%9E%E3%83%83%E3%82%B5%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B8no-1-massage/[/url]

[QUOTE=PedroSki; 1459282]Hi Guys,

Now where to start with this place, I can't say I've been anywhere quite like it its like santas grotto for pervs. Yep pervs like you and me.

Location between Soi 44 and 46. Quality of the girls 11/10.

Quality of service 8/10. Its was the dying thing I can't finish if all I can here is "I'm going to die!" "I'm going to die" most uncool. Venue 10/10.

Price around 12000 + 1000 tip per girl.[/QUOTE]The price is a bit steep, in your comparison with other AMP's was it worth the price difference?

[QUOTE=PedroSki; 1459282]Hi Guys,

Now where to start with this place, I can't say I've been anywhere quite like it its like santas grotto for pervs. Yep pervs like you and me.

Location between Soi 44 and 46.[/QUOTE]"What time is it?" "Half past" was his reply."Half past what?" I ask."Sorry the hour hand is missing" he replies laughing.

So if you were thinking that Tarawadee is between Soi 44 and 46, you won't find it, because the road is missing.

It is a little bit out of the normal area on Pattanakarn Road, Suan Luang district. Last I was in Tarawadee I was unhappy that 90% of girls had fake silly noses, but this is of course standard for most up market Soapies.

[url]http://tarawadeebangkok.com/en/contactus[/url]

They certainly have much lower prices than PedroSki talks about. Occasionally exceptionally beautiful girls were spotted.

[QUOTE=CorporateMalaya;1459327]The price is a bit steep, in your comparison with other AMP's was it worth the price difference?[/QUOTE]Sorry guys I should add this was total for 2 girls and 2 hours with a few whiskeys as well.

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1458053]My first trip to Cherry Massage since the renovation construction. Looks like a few guys beat me to get there. I believe was Vodka's 4th customer and was only 4:30PM.

She says she is trying to do right for the customer, but needs to be dominated and told exactly what to do, I feel. If she runs the show it will be crappy. Cherry could teach this girl a few things or perhaps some of the customers will teach her what is needed. Perhaps Dan will volunteer? Her performance seems nervous, too worried about the bored look on my face, so she needs to chill out, relax and go slow. She wasn't really very sexually titillating. So others could teach her how to act sexy.[/QUOTE]Perhaps I'm old school with my tool, but I go to a massage parlor to nail the sexy lady real good, rather than have her perform for me. Because I choose the lady by how much of a hard-on I get just from looking at her. I'm already in the mood to do her real good, by the time she gets naked with me. Which means that she is the one who needs foreplay and not me to make it a hot encounter for both of us.

Put some lube on my right hand I certainly do, so that I can go after her pussy with my masturbating hand at every opportunity. I let her put on her artificial show and try to fake her performance with me. It's a good distraction for her, while I start massaging her pussy and clit with my well-lubricated hand. It doesn't take long for her to get erect pussy-lips and clit. She gets red in the face and starts panting, and forgets about performing with me. That's when I know that it's time to plow, and that's what she usually tells me too, because she is at risk of prematurely orgasming with me.

After a brief rest, I like to go for a second round with the pretty lady. And this time I no longer feel the urge to go on a fucking splurge, hard and fast for as long as I can last. A slow plow, with multiple positions and multiple penetrations is what I like second time around. And of course I keep it interesting and enjoyable for the lady by masturbating her clit, while I'm banging her. You can actually use your cock to masturbate your lady's clit during your vaginal sex with her by finding her clit with your fingers and pressing it against your moving cock inside her pussy. Even without direct contact between her clit and your cock, she can still feel your moving cock with her clit, when you are pressing it against your cock during vaginal sex.

I'd say that it's up to you to make your encounter with the lady real and hot, because she isn't likely to be in the mood, unless you give her such good foreplay that it puts her in the mood for it. Without good foreplay from you for her, her performance with you is bound to be artificial, contrived, and fake, no matter how much she tries to please you. Because it's not possible to be real, when you aren't in the mood.

But good foreplay for the lady isn't the same for every lady, because women have their likes and dislikes too. If you ignore what she wants or doesn't want and do your own thing anyway, then don't be surprised that your foreplay doesn't work well for putting her in the mood.

It's not about teaching the lady how to have better sex. It's about foreplaying her sexually so well that she is in the mood to fuck with you real good.

[QUOTE=Dan7373;1459625]Perhaps I'm old school with my tool, but I go to a massage parlor to nail the sexy lady real good, rather than have her perform for me.[/QUOTE]I think you missed the point. Normally I am the doer and I like ladies that relax and go with the flow. Most do. However, Vodka was avoiding the foreplay and trying to get me to lie down so she could service me. Not what I like at all. Not my style. However I humoured her for a bit until I got bored, as her BBBJ was initially crappy and was about to leave. Things managed to improve after that but no real kissing, DATY avoided, etc. So it was not GFE and she did not want to be stimulated for first 40 mins at least. Appeared to start enjoying herself better once the sex got going.

By all means try, but as I said, much hotter and prettier girls are around. Take my tip and check out Bai-Fern at Yorimichi some day, if you don't need anal. Will stir your desires within seconds. She says likes Farangs a lot despite shop getting mainly Japanese.

[QUOTE=DanGood;1458957]I'm soon in Bangkok and would like to find a friend for a 3some with one of the girls I know in Snow White or in Cherry. Any one interested? Please note that I'm not gay, neither bisexual but I don't mind the contact of the 3some.[/QUOTE]When are you going to be in Bangkok? I am in and out over the next 2 months but if it fits, why not?

Complaints about the price are to be expected, but 2 girls. 2 hours, and heavy drinking leads to a 12000b tab. But dude, I love the vivid descriptions: makes for a very pleasurable read. Thanks for taking the time to put this together.

[QUOTE=PedroSki]I fancy keeping my nuts in their little sack and not wearing them in my eye sockets.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=PedroSki]My mucho bravado that I wear every day was napalmed by these girls I can see the smouldering wreckage of it on the floor and try not to step on it.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=PedroSki]a smile that could melt tungsten and turn you soul inside out.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=PedroSki]I engaged spunk mode 1000 and entered the blurry eyed zone of tranquillity and erupted.[/QUOTE]And my personal favorite:

[QUOTE=PedroSki]I treat girls like princesses or priceless jewels I like to look after them and watch them glisten with sweat.[/QUOTE]

Cherry – Su was wonderful, though did not look like her photos, but just fine and dandy. Vodka has lost a little weight, has a young 20 year old's body and a less than 20 year old's mind / maturity (*). She now has a toy for in calls. Candy may have gained some weight.

Snow White – Nana was great as usual. June on the other hand was both beautiful, very good but her wise cracking big mouth may exceed her service.

Tulip- Go to that forum!

(*) A quick note here – I have gleaned from reading here that many of the ladies are working hard to make money to support their families. They may be making more than I thought or that is just not their 1st priority. Vodka pulls out a new iPhone 5 during our visit, which costs considerable more than. Well you fill in the blank. How can she afford that and need money for her family, too?

[QUOTE=TConor;1459864](*) A quick note here – I have gleaned from reading here that many of the ladies are working hard to make money to support their families. They may be making more than I thought or that is just not their 1st priority. Vodka pulls out a new iPhone 5 during our visit, which costs considerable more than. Well you fill in the blank. How can she afford that and need money for her family, too?[/QUOTE]Ha Ha! These girls are making good money okay Remember I was girl's 4th customer at 4:30PM. After 5 customers the girl may call it quits or keep going if still has any power left. Takes less than a week to pay off an iphone 5. However its possible they may be on a package to pay so much per month anyway rather than buy outright. To a young Thai girl, a smart phone and playing facebook, Youtube, Google+ etc, is a big priority. Certainly higher priority than the sick buffalo. LOL.

To some girls, having 64Gig of memory store on phone is very important too. LOL

An iPhone is around 20, 000 baht. Many of these girls can make 75, 000 baht a month easily [2 customers per day]. So saving 10% each month will get them one of the best phones out there. But I agree, they should be more frugal if they have family that is in dire need of financial support from them. Logic and rationality are not traits of a typical massage or bar Thai girl.

[QUOTE=TConor; 1459864]I have gleaned from reading here that many of the ladies are working hard to make money to support their families.

They may be making more than I thought or that is just not their 1st priority. Vodka pulls out a new iPhone 5 during our visit, which costs considerable more than.

Well you fill in the blank. How can she afford that and need money for her family, too?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Carpediemyes;1459915]An iPhone is around 20, 000 baht. Many of these girls can make 75, 000 baht a month easily [2 customers per day]. So saving 10% each month will get them one of the best phones out there. But I agree, they should be more frugal if they have family that is in dire need of financial support from them. Logic and rationality are not traits of a typical massage or bar Thai girl.[/QUOTE]I phones at 600$. LOL. Where do some of these girls who seemingly don't get customers get money to buy silicone implants. Do the family all save and look at it as some kind of investment?

Where's that Kumbu write-up on that Baccara girls finances. Thats one I'm waiting for. I'm interested in everthing but the sex. LOL.

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1459666]I think you missed the point. Normally I am the doer and I like ladies that relax and go with the flow. Most do. However, Vodka was avoiding the foreplay and trying to get me to lie down so she could service me. Not what I like at all. Not my style. However I humoured her for a bit until I got bored, as her BBBJ was initially crappy and was about to leave. Things managed to improve after that but no real kissing, DATY avoided, etc. So it was not GFE and she did not want to be stimulated for first 40 mins at least. Appeared to start enjoying herself better once the sex got going.

By all means try, but as I said, much hotter and prettier girls are around. Take my tip and check out Bai-Fern at Yorimichi some day, if you don't need anal. Will stir your desires within seconds. She says likes Farangs a lot despite shop getting mainly Japanese.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the recommendation of lady Bai-Fern at Yorimichi Massage. I found their website, and they do have some ladies worth checking out. Their website is in Japanese, but if you are using the Chrome browser from Google, then it can automatically translate the whole website into English for you.

[url]http://yorimichimassage.com/ladies[/url]

I really like Vodka's looks in her pictures at the Cherry Massage website. But as someone said, she lost some weight since those pictures were taken, and this changed her looks. Perhaps someone should tell her that she needs to eat more and gain some weight, which is normally easier than losing weight.

I've read some recent research where scientist have found that cocaine interferes with storage of body fat and often makes cocaine addicts look emaciated. I hope this isn't the problem with lady Vodka.

But the fact that lady Vodka started enjoying herself better once the sex got going is revealing in itself. She probably wasn't in the mood for sex at first, because she wasn't getting any foreplay for herself. But once she let you in between her legs for a ride with her, then she got some stimulation that aroused her sexually and got her to enjoy the sex with you.

I think women usually need more foreplay than men, even at the massage parlor, or perhaps I should say, especially at the massage parlor. Because it's hard for an attractive woman to get excited about a guy whom she doesn't know well and who might not be that good-looking either. You need to compensate for the less than arousing situation by giving the pretty lady some extra-arousing foreplay.

All hands with the lady's pussy and clit is the way I try to be to get her panting in heat with me. I think this works a lot better than cunnilingus, because your arms and hands are a lot more capable and versatile than your face and tongue is. You don't even need the lady to get into any special position for it. Because you can reach her clit with your fingers and hand from almost anywhere, as long as she is close to you. Sometimes I don't even wait for the lady to take off her panties with me. I just plunge my hand inside, find her clit and finger it, so that she already is a little flushed in the face and has a clitoral erection going by the time she is taking off her panties with me.

You are much more likely to get your way with the pretty lady, when she has to opt out rather than opt in. Because when you are already fingering her clit by the time she realizes it, then she is already feeling the pleasure while she is deciding whether to slap your hand away from her pussy and hurt your feelings in the process. More often than not, she will just let you continue, even though she might've said 'no' if you had asked her.

But with cunnilingus you usually need ask the lady to get into position for it, which makes it easy for her to say 'no'. A 'no' in this situation is more acceptable and less hurtful for you, than is slapping you hand way from her pussy, while you are fingering her clit. You are a lot less likely to get your way with cunnilingus, because you have to get the lady to opt into it rather than opt out, after you start doing it.