Pattaya Reports

There is a way around if you are able to con them by changing your appearance and dressing style to be more American or European![/QUOTE]Well you can change all that, but you can't change your colour. Besides, I would not even try to pass of as of American or European origin as I'm not ashamed of mine. You wait and see, in 5-10 years, once the Indian economy evolves from developing to developed, and as western economies further decline (also with the population decline of the white race) , these clubs will have no choice but to take colored people in or else they will run out of business. Mark my words, it will happen sooner than we think.

Been quite busy, hence unable to post timely. Started day 7 at Misty go-go, where the mamasan had promised some cute girls to choose from. Didn't really like anything, bought a drink for one and left. Next stop, next door at Climax go-go (opposite What's up). Slightly better girls, no stunner, but one girl did catch my eye, I am very much a face person, and this girl had a cute face and smile (very tiny girl, with real small breasts). Bought her a drink, found some good chemistry going, wanted 3000, but readily agreed to 2000, bar fine 600. This girl spoke good English and looked the more classy type (not sleazy or hardened) , work name was Honey, age 21. She had been home for 2 months and it was only her first day at work after returning. Had put on a few pounds at home (she kept complaining about it). We went to play few games of pool, then a drink at the Moon Club on WS, she had a friend who worked there, got some info from her, barfine before midnight is 2000 baht, after midnight is 1000 baht, girl fee varied from 2500-3000. This was the only club I've been where you paid for every drink immediately after you were served, I was told it was the same for girl fee too. Slightly expensive place. After a drink, went to my favourite place Sweethearts go-go, had another drink there, same girls of average quality. My girl wanted to enter I club (bar of Insomnia disco). Saw few good feelancers quite early. After a drink there, we went for seafood dinner to Nang Nual, then back to my hotel. 2 pops in the night. 1 in the morning, this girl kept cuddling and kissing me all night, massaging my dick every few hours to make me hard. My observation was true. The 7's & 8's provide the best experience, I had taken mostly 9's earlier, who were all 18 & 19, and their services were lacking compared to this one. Her pussy was also quite small. Thought I'd keep her for another day. She went home at 3 pm, while I went to the gym and swimming. She came back in the evening, another pop before going out, we stopped at few beer bars, I was looking for another lady to bring back for a threesome, she had no problem with that. Then we went back to WS, entered Silver Star go-go, found a stunner, but she was showing too much attitude, so didn't bother. My girl said she has two friends who worked at What's Up. We went there for a drink, some nice ladies, no stunner. Didn't like her friends too much. Then we played few games of pool, went bowling at California bowling on second road, ate there too. Back in my room by 1, 2 pops before sleep, really struggled with second, then slept in each others arms, woke up at 11 (missed breakfast again) , another pop, slept again, woke up at 2, she didn't mind another pop, but I was in no state. She left at 3, really great GFE, strongly recommended. Will try few new places tonight and keep posting.

[QUOTE=Lover Boy #2;1195140]Yeah, but that is not what he wants. And the customer is always right. Right?[/QUOTE]Very funny, BTW not everyone screws a girl or barfines a girl the first or even second place they go. Some don't barfine at all on some nights. The girl, the price, the set-up should be right, everyone has different tastes, preferences and budgets, and the good thing about Pattaya is it caters to everybody. So please cut the sarcasm and refrain from commenting on other's likes and dislikes.

Started at few bars on soi 8 (Club 23 and the one where the girls wear the pink dresses and caps) , went to soi LK next and tried out MASH, they seemed to have regular customers who knew the waitresses and dancers well. There was this hot waitress who was sitting with some customers, none of the dancers were any good, so left for walking street. Baccara first, the lady from last time (who I bought a drink for) , was not to be seen, planned on barfining her, while drinking, saw her leave with some Japanese guys. Didn't fancy anyone else, so left, next stop Tiger, I only fancied one girl with big breasts but she was sitting on the lap of a customer, spoke to mamasan, told me she was already barfined by the customer, then went for my daily drink at Sweethearts, nothing to fancy there. Then Naughty girls, even worst, just wasn't going to be my night, so decided to go for a soapy massage in North Pattaya. Tried Sabailand, only 5-6 girls there, all quite old, so walked across the street to Sabai Room, picked a 24 year old Tuk, very average service, too mechanical, spent too little time in the tub and soapy, she was just interested in going home as the place had shut, she was doing overtime and would be the last to leave. Anyway blowjob with condom, then she on top. Came too fast (always happens when I drink too much). Last 15-20 minutes of half-hearted massage. Total damage 1800 baht (for 1. 5 hrs). It was almost 2, picked up a Subway, then back to my hotel. Tomorrow will be my last day here, will depart Saturday morning. Will keep posting.

[QUOTE=Adrenalinrush;1195266]Very funny, BTW not everyone screws a girl or barfines a girl the first or even second place they go. Some don't barfine at all on some nights. The girl, the price, the set-up should be right, everyone has different tastes, preferences and budgets, and the good thing about Pattaya is it caters to everybody. So please cut the sarcasm and refrain from commenting on other's likes and dislikes.[/QUOTE]


Man. That is some kick in the ass. For trying to defend you against what I thought was a bit harsh, from another BM (and you being new here). My big mistake. You know, when all of these turn downs and issues arise with the girls and in daily activity in general, maybe you need to look to yourself, rather than your race when accessing what has gone wrong. How you can perceive this was "sarcasm". And a comment on your "likes or dislikes" is completely beyond my ability to comprehend. My apology to Mr Enternational, who apparently had your act right. If this wasn't an annon. Internet forum, you would have a problem now buddy.



[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1194693]Weren't you there to try to fuck something? Is it that you much prefer a fantasy romp acting as if the girl is not a hooker? All they did was cut to the chase and not try to string you along. Just straight to the point. I do A, B, and C. What do you like? Let's go to the room. Can't get any easier.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lover Boy #2;1195292]Man. That is some kick in the ass. For trying to defend you against what I thought was a bit harsh, from another BM (and you being new here). My big mistake. You know, when all of these turn downs and issues arise with the girls and in daily activity in general, maybe you need to look to yourself, rather than your race when accessing what has gone wrong. How you can perceive this was "sarcasm". And a comment on your "likes or dislikes" is completely beyond my ability to comprehend. My apology to Mr Enternational, who apparently had your act right. If this wasn't an annon. Internet forum, you would have a problem now buddy.[/QUOTE]Hey buddy, just misunderstood the meaning of your remark, now that you have clarified it, I must apologize to you, no hard feelings.

[QUOTE=Adrenalinrush;1195295]Hey buddy, just misunderstood the meaning of your remark, now that you have clarified it, I must apologize to you, no hard feelings.[/QUOTE]You seem to be an intelligent guy and I enjoy your reports. I don't know what happened, but let's just forget it. Mai Pen Rai.

Mongers, always be careful in Pattaya.

Don't touch a girl without permission, and first make sure she's on the game, or you're liable to get your ass beat like this stupid American tourist:

[url]http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2011/09/09/pattaya-woman-beats-up-foreigner-on-youtube/[/url]

How much do you guys bring? I know condom sizes can be smaller in Asia. I don't want to bring too many clothes can you can buy some for really cheap. Sunblock. Passport. What am I forgetting?

if you are traveling coach you are allow two suit cases maximum 50 lbs each. don't forget your ties and suits. as for condoms you can get them in all sizes? if you are larger than the average man do what i do and get the largest size available at your local 7/11 store (you know what a 7/11 is?) and fill them up with water and empty them and repack them for later use. if you travel light one can buy original or knock off anywhere and everywhere and they are cheap. for example a copy polo shirt might run you 250 baht which is less that $10. 00 usd, shorts, underwear, socks, everything is available original or copy. sunblock can be purchased again at any 7/11 store, passport, make a few xerox copies if the original is stolen or lost. easier to replace if you have a copy and you can lock your passport away and carry a copies regardless of what others are saying. what are you forgetting? you got your handi wipes and [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131][CodeWord131][/url]? sounds like you will need those? mama isn't coming along this time?

lbm

Definitely bring your own condoms. As for clothes I say travel light and only bring about 5 days worth. Laundry can be done cheaply. Most toiletries, ky, etc can be bought cheaper there than at home. And once you are there get some ky. It will help a lot. T-shirts, hats, etc can be bought very cheaply in Pattaya.

What else to bring?

Itinerary.

Hotel confirmation letter.

Map.

Ziplock bag for airport.

Charger for phone.

Atm / credit card (don't forget to call bank)

LittleBigMan wrote: As for condoms you can get them in all sizes? If you are larger than the average man do what I do and get the largest size available at your local 7/11 store (you know what a 7/11 is?) and fill them up with water and empty them and repack them for later use.

Is that how U-turn Thai condoms into Magnums? Innovative.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan; 1195497]As for condoms you can get them in all sizes? If you are larger than the average man do what I do and get the largest size available at your local 7/11 store (you know what a 7/11 is?) and fill them up with water and empty them and repack them for later use.

LBM[/QUOTE]I'm not sure if that is sound advice. Can't that cause a fungus? If you are really big, sometimes you can use a plastic bag after your suit is dry cleaned.

Started out at Baccara on WS around 8:30, where the overall quality of girls is very good. Shortlisted 3 of them who made the grade in my opinion. Offered one of them a drink and we started talking. However after the usual blah blah, she said she couldn't go out with any customer as she had an arrangement with a Japanese regular customer of hers and the club was well aware of it. I understood that but thought the club should let one know that before he buys a drink for her. Anyway looked around and saw the other two I fancied were already sitting with customers, infact one seemed a real GFE, the way she was getting cosy with him. You blink, you sink, I thought no, it's not going to be one of those nights again. Next stop, Tiger, thought I'd barfine the girl with the big tits I saw the night earlier, shit, already sitting with a Jap. After 10 mins, he left without her, mamasan knew and sent her to me. She had an amazing rack, I spent the next 20-25 minutes kissing and playing with them, while she was riding me while sitting on my lap. Her face was above average, definitely doable. All this while, bought her 2 drinks. She was asking me to barfine her for 3000, which I'm sure she would have agreed to 2500 if I pursued it. Barfine at Tiger is 1000 before midnight. 600 after midnight, it was only 10. All this while my eyes were fixed on another lady dancing, she was more my type, petite, cute face and smile, small tits but good ass. Called her for a drink, we hit it off immediately, I knew this girl would be a good GFE, barfined her 1000 + 2500 for her (the only time this trip I paid more than 2000). Went for seafood at King's on WS, then to my hotel room before midnight, as I had to leave for BKK early morning. Truly a great GFE, one pop within 10 minutes of arriving, then a 40 minute tub bath together, did her again, now she's sleeping and I am posting. Again proven that the 7's and 8's are the ones that provide much better service. She's 20, the last one I barfined was 21, I think this is a better age of girls to pick up. The 18 & 19 year olds look nice but they havn't been around long enough to know how to satisfy. Looking forward to the morning pop, will continue report later, with general observations and summary of my trip. Will also post review of LK Metropole in the relevant thread.

CHICHI.

You guys are pretty nice. How old is he? Clothes, sunscreen, passport? Wouldn't a MAN be able to figure that shit out? Is he making his list so his Mommy can pack for him? Maybe it would be easier to just tell him to go bareback.

I'll will be looking forward to his reports.