Hong Kong Club Reports

[QUOTE=Surfer]Back to HK, the lineup this weekend was the worst I have ever seen at HK. AWFUL. 90% were way overweight; not merely cute chubby but I mean borderline obese. Adelitas was MUCH better. Chicago is on life support as even on Saturday night late it was scary how few customers (and girls) there were. LOADS of cute SWs however.[/QUOTE]I love the streetwalkers.

More pops for the buck. lol

Great for knocking the edge off before going into HK.

Some times I find better (to me) in the alley than in HK.

My favorite for all nighters.

[QUOTE=Pablito Diablito]THE waiter? Since when is there only one?[/QUOTE]
Usually there's the same waiter for your table, if another one comes around tell him you already been taking care and they won't bother you.
This is my experience in AB I don't know the other bars.
You guys are doing it wrong if you want the waiter to leave you alone you need to tip him and he will tell the others to not approach to your table.
If your not generous then he will send the whole gang every time to force you buy a drink if you don't buy often they can throw you out.
So I save more $ by tipping the waiter instead.
Also you need to be friendly and talk to your waiter making some conversation helps too.
If you get smart at them they will always win the house is in their side no mater what!

Typical corner exchange results in 100's and 50's bulk and not the above denomination. A trip to a Mexican bank required during a certain time period of 11 am to 2 pm?
[QUOTE=Sgt Perv]To keep the bulk down bigger bill have some advantage.

200 MXN is great for SW.

500 MXN is great for Club Arribas ( for negotiation purposes you do not want them to see a bigger bill)

1000 Mxn ($75 USD) is great for the next arriba (one of these per club aribba you plan on having) or stash money.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sound7]Typical corner exchange results in 100's and 50's bulk and not the above denomination. A trip to a Mexican bank required during a certain time period of 11 am to 2 pm?[/QUOTE]Sorry ,I have always use the bank or their ATM.

Not sure why the corner exchange would not have bigger bills if you ask/request.

Seems like it would be easier on them also.

Could it be the amount you exchange at one time?

I do about $300 and get (2) 1000,(2)500,(2)200 and the rest in the other bills and coins.

No, I do not carry them all at once (do not need to) or what I do have on me, in the same place.

One 1000 bill is easy to stash for a quick back up.

Those coins can swell up in your pocket quick if you are not careful.

I try to use them when I can.

Not at an ATM or bank.
[QUOTE=Sgt Perv]Could it be the amount you exchange at one time?

I do about $300 and get (2) 1000,(2)500,(2)200 and the rest in the other bills and coins.

No, I do not carry them all at once (do not need to) or what I do have on me, in the same place.

One 1000 bill is easy to stash for a quick back up.

Those coins can swell up in your pocket quick if you are not careful.

I try to use them when I can.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sound7]Not at an ATM or bank.[/QUOTE]You would think that they could at the least put a 500MXN or a few 200 MXN in the mix.

I would even think coins would be better than all those bills.

Less bunky for all.

Even when it was 10:1 , was still 10x bills.

I would hate to get $200 USD exchanged. Your pockets would bulge and how would you stash/hide 1000MXN for back up ?

Just got to plan ahead or get a session real soon to flatten out your pockets. lol

LOL you guys talking about money like rich people do.
C'mon stop already with numbers and economics class!!
CC was right, what about tapping ass or some deep throat info or something more interested than currency conversions and dow jones talking.
Hey Perv, leave your pennies at home you cheapskate:D

[QUOTE=HornyTraveler]Hey Perv, leave your pennies at home you cheap:D[/QUOTE]
I am done with it. I just find it interesting.

Back to ass fucking, ball licking and facials.

Last night was New Year's Eve and Mardis Gras all rolled into one. I've never seen so many hot girls. Last weeks cop raid must have goosed it up. I came out covered with shaving cream stains. That was one great party. But for serious one on one, it's the alley, for me. Than back to HK for more stimulation. I had to reload my singles twice. That's a lot of T & A.

Hong Kong is better than any bar on Soi Cowboy, Nana or Pattaya.

HK discount the dances (La Bella) with other promotions did this happen last night. One has to ask to get the promotion package. It requires the floor manager's approval and the waiter arranges it. Was a cover charge in place for admission?
[QUOTE=JesseJames]Last night was New Year's Eve and Mardis Gras all rolled into one. I've never seen so many hot girls. Last weeks cop raid must have goosed it up. I came out covered with shaving cream stains. That was one great party. But for serious one on one, it's the alley, for me. Than back to HK for more stimulation. I had to reload my singles twice. That's a lot of T & A.

Hong Kong is better than any bar on Soi Cowboy, Nana or Pattaya.[/QUOTE]

No money...nada (nothing). No deep throat.
[QUOTE=HornyTraveler]LOL you guys talking about money like rich people do.
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Ok, not to quibble, but $0.50 tip on $3.50 is a 14% tip.

To be precise, it's .014285714 %

...just to be clear. (and I'm not trying to stir the SH*T, just pointing it out)

I've never really had any trouble in there, though. I tip a dollar, then drink at my leisure, and when they keep approaching, i just hold my hand up, shake my head at them while having eye-contact, and state "NO, gracias"...

It seems to work. Polite, but firm.

Of course, I could get thrown out on my ear/ass next time - after all, it is TJ.

LOL

***Thanks to all who post to this forum. This board is a GREAT place to do due diligence before any trip.

Dylan

[QUOTE=Surfer]For the record I think 50 cents is PLENTY (16%) to tip the waiters on a $3.50 drink. If they complain I take the 2 quarters back from their tray!

[QUOTE=Sound7]HK discount the dances (La Bella) with other promotions did this happen last night. One has to ask to get the promotion package. It requires the floor manager's approval and the waiter arranges it. Was a cover charge in place for admission?[/QUOTE]

There was no cover last night. I'm not aware of any promotions. The waiters gave out lots of paper napkins to try to wipe off the shaving cream, though. Bring your own dishcloth. It was quite a fiesta. It was a lot of fun. I'd go back tonite but I'm seeing the great Frankie Valli at Humphrey's, in SD.

HK has web promotions posted, for daily promotions ask the staff.
[url]http://www.hktijuana.com/specials.php[/url]
Print the page and clip the coupons. Taxi pick-up needs to be prearranged with HK via web.

[QUOTE=JesseJames]There was no cover last night. I'm not aware of any promotions. The waiters gave out lots of paper napkins to try to wipe off the shaving cream, though. Bring your own dishcloth. It was quite a fiesta. It was a lot of fun. I'd go back tonite but I'm seeing the great Frankie Valli at Humphrey's, in SD.[/QUOTE]