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Whistle-stop scouting tour and Halle Berry
I was in Bur Dubai for business last night so I had a quick whistle-stop tour to collect a few phone numbers. (Bur Dubai was like a ghost town compared to the crowds and hustle and bustle a year ago - very eerie).
10:15pm Music Room Majestic Hotel: two CIS in their 30s playing pool (Uzbeki was okay, but I let her win the game so I could move to the next stop). Two other guys playing pool, 6 guys hugging beers watching the band.
10:45pm: Across the road to Jockeys, Panorama Hotel. They asked for 40AED entry. I said "You gotta be kidding" (I hate the place - only wanted to go in for some quick scouting, so I didn't insist on entry). Left immediately.
10:50pm: Back across the street to Ramada Hotel, upstairs to Rumours Bar. They wanted 60AED entry. No way, so I put a little effort in this time and went in free 10 seconds later. Dark and quiet - three older Chinese girls chatting away. Did a u-turn and left.
11:00pm: Rockafellas Bar, Regal Hotel. They waved me in for free, like a few nights ago. That's more like it. About 15 girls ranging from 3 to 7. Dull attitude again. Same chubby peroxide blonde "Moscow girl" came straight to me and started asking the stock-standard questions (Where you from, how long you in Dubai, etc). My answers were "Same as I told you a few days ago. Nice to be remembered". Told her "No girl tonight", watched a bit of pool, then left for Imperial Suites.
11:20pm Stayin' Alive Bar, Imperial suites. They tried for 60AED entry, but let me in when I said "No thanks". Now this place was kicking! Full of Afircan, PRC and Uzbekis. Pesky PRC jumped on me and invaded my precious personal space as soon as I walked in, rubbing up against me and asking the surprise questions "Where you flom?, etc. Not in the best of moods, I left my manners behind and just walked away to another part of the bar. Fuck, she just followed me and stood in my face again. I remembered my manners and said "No girl thanks" and walked away.
It was full of pesky PRC and Africans locking on like leeches and laughing heartily when I kept saying "No girl, thanks". One of them annoyed me by not going away, pushing her face almost onto mine as I tried checking out a stunning Eurasian Uzbeki nearby. By the time I got rid of Miss Pesky PRC after 38 seconds, I looked for Miss Stunning Eurasian Uzbeki, but she had vanished into thin air. Damn that Miss Pesky.
I sat in the "Indian corner" watching the crowd and hoping a hot Indian would turn up. My patience paid off, sort of. After 5 minutes, in came a hot exotic dark-skinned young one with a stylish punk haircut and the opposite of WG outfits - she was very elegant - a diamond in the rough. First I thought she was Indian, but closer up I could see she was African. She came to the Indian corner but she just walked right past me to say hello to some Uzbeki friends. Damn.
A few minutes and a couple of smiles later, she came and sat next to me - not talking, just sitting next to me, watching the crowd and the band. I had to initiate the conversation. Not fair. In a WG club, I'm the one sho should get chatted up.
But it was up to me, so I used my best pick-up lines: "Hi, Where you from?" "How long you been in Dubai?"
Turns out her name is Titi (very appropriate), she's 20 y.o, from Eritrea, She said she been in Dubai three months, since July (???!!) Whatever. She was hot - a young Halle Berry look-alike with a little bit of puppy curves, all in the right places. We had a chat, I established she had a good attitude (ie she laughed at my jokes), and she had a place for us to shag. Bingo, I took her number. Then I asked prices for two hours in the afternoons/evenings. She said 700, I feigned shock and horror and countered 300, she agreed to 400 for two hours at her place. She then asked for clarification "You mean one shot, right?" I smiled and said "Let's see how it goes, okay?" She said "Okay" with a smile. Bid my farewells and got a cab towards home, but before arriving home ...
12:10am: Checked out Nelson's bar in Media Rotana in the hope of bumping into one of the handful of hot CIS girls who lounge around my apartment building's pool. No luck - just a bunch of about 30 British guys yelling and watching football on the big screens. 10 minutes later in Byblos Hotel's pub (Crown and something), same type of crowd.
Here's a photo of the hot young Halle Berry look-alike from Imperial Suites. (Okay, so it's actually a photo of Halle Berry, but she's trying to look like the young hottie from Imperial suites - will try her soon).
Piper the celebrity monger
[QUOTE=Piper1]Got even more freaked out when a WG asked if I was the guy on TV. My cover has been blown."[/QUOTE]And there's me thinking it was just former Blue Peter presenters who liked paying for sex :D