FKK Artemis - Berlin

Can veterans of Artemis give information about the go to girls. I like good service and great attitude, I do not mind natural Vs. Enhanced. I like girls who take care of you and can keep you in the room because they are providing the goods. I like extras including taking two girls at the same time. I do not like over worn girls with tired bodies and jaded attitude.

Who are the stars? If you can you share your positive experience. And who are the bad news, and how best to avoid them.

Trying to build my expectations and I found very little girl info.

Hi all,

I was planning on a visit on evening of Thursday 10th but there appears to be a big Messe event. Anyone had experience at this time of year previously? Should I bother going? Will you have to queue to get in? Will it be hard to find available girls and rooms?

[QUOTE=Tommie1984;1834264]I was planning on a visit on evening of Thursday 10th but there appears to be a big Messe event. Anyone had experience at this time of year previously? Should I bother going? Will you have to queue to get in? Will it be hard to find available girls and rooms?[/QUOTE]Expect a busy evening and a very busy night. Usually there are enough girls available, but sometimes you'll find a line at the front desk or upstairs. In case you've got any fallback option: exercise it. Just my 2 cents.

Artemis is unfortunately very nationality based.

With just a few exceptions the romanians and germans gives lower service than the rest. Unfortunately that is 70% of the club. Some romanians and germans are good though, but then it is all about YMMV.

All the performers who gives excellent service to all at artemis are non-rom/ger. Now there could be one or two I dont know, and there have been good rom and ger performers in the past who delivers to everyone, but the current gang mentality is spreading. And noone wants to be left in the cold outside a gang...

Serious problem for artemis at the moment....

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1834364]Expect a busy evening and a very busy night. Usually there are enough girls available, but sometimes you'll find a line at the front desk or upstairs. In case you've got any fallback option: exercise it. Just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately no fall back option. May give it is a miss and try plan for a quieter week.

No, I am not talking about the food. I had the misfortune of passing through Berlin on Thursday and visiting Artemis during fruit logistica messe. Which basically means half the Italian and Turkish male population moved in Artemis. I had 3 sessions where I had 20-30 minutes waiting time for room. And girls were telling me I was lucky. During that same day there was up to one hour waiting times.

Of course seeing nobody using showers (if rooms are busy all the time and number of showers are less than number of rooms= how come there is no waIting lines for showers? And that is why I am no fan of going down on a working girl.) kind of dampened the sex drive too.

I did not try any new girls this time because nobody caught my fancy and because there were men everywhere.

Ezra: Visibly frustrated because of the waiting time, still preformed reasonably in the room. I like her a lot so I can put up with her bouts of frustrations (she was angry that she has to wait 30 min for a 30 min session for only 60 euro. Many girls shared this sentiment, but I kind of disagree with that logic.).

Elena: Young Romanian girl with large natural breasts. Small but full of fun. Of course declared me a special customer. But then again every girl tells me that and I am starting to suspect that they are not entirely honest Bit of up-selling, but to be expected from the RO crew.

Emily (Emilia) : Bulgarian GFE experience. I am totally PSE type of guy (yes I know it is BS but so is GFE fantasy) and I still enjoyed the session. No DFK but I did not ask (or want) that either. Perhaps some other guys may fill in with details for those of you that are into that. I suspect this woman has ability to feel every customer "special".

As you can see I am working through letter E. Next time we are moving through the alphabet to letter F.

News:

Jenna had accident of some kind and will not be back to Artemis for some time. Hope everything goes well with her. I did not session with her a lot but I respect her professionalism.

[QUOTE=FloridaSun;1833398]Can veterans of Artemis give information about the go to girls. I like good service and great attitude, I do not mind natural Vs. Enhanced. I like girls who take care of you and can keep you in the room because they are providing the goods. I like extras including taking two girls at the same time. I do not like over worn girls with tired bodies and jaded attitude.

Who are the stars? If you can you share your positive experience. And who are the bad news, and how best to avoid them.

Trying to build my expectations and I found very little girl info.[/QUOTE]Well, I am no veteran although I am starting to get recognized by girls and staff in Artemis so I basically qualify for stammkunde light category.

What you ask for is a question that is impossible to answer. YMMV applies to every girl. I have had great sessions with girls that people are saying best to avoid. I have had terrible sessions after series of good ones because my fav had bad day.

Basically I found out that service increases tremendously if the girl likes you (as in really likes you. Not pretend-likes-you) or thinks that you will become a regular ( steady income for girl).

Few advice I can give though:

If she tries to sell you two girl option. Avoid.

She tries to convince you to buy extras. Avoid.

She gets angry because you said no. Avoid.

She is loitering at entrance trying to capture new customers. Avoid.

Two girls going around and offering threesomes. Avoid.

Any girl trying to do any up-sell in the initial conversation (prostata massage gets mentioned or CIM) - avoid.

Any girl going with string of customers where every session lasts under 10 min (and guys' faces are dour when paying the girl) - avoid.

+ Reject any girl that approaches you if you have arrived before 14:00.

Now if you have followed the above mentioned suggestions you should be left with 10-15 girls that are OK.

If you want threesomes. Find a girl that you feel is OK (don't let the mini-you do the decision. Do that and your wallet is doomed in Artemis) and ask her to pick a girl. Be clear of what you want (lesbian show cost extra. No point of ending up paying for something you did not ask for) and then go upstairs.

Yes. I know this is not much to go on, but unless you go around with a list of names that you crosscheck when girl says her name. This is the best approach you got.

P.S: You want to jump on the first girl you see when entering the bar (noob mistake) - go out again and take cold shower.

[QUOTE=LuckyLarry;1832491]Do you wear swimming trunks underneath your robe or is it you just swim about nude while in pool?[/QUOTE]Posts like this make me giggle, do you understand what frei korper kultur means? Google it if not.

[QUOTE=VaeVictis;1835352]
Jenna had accident of some kind and will not be back to Artemis for some time. Hope everything goes well with her. I did not session with her a lot but I respect her professionalism.[/QUOTE]Yes I noticed on her page she announced that she's had a accident, hope she gets well soon and back to Artemis, Jenna might not be to every guys taste, but she provides a good service, and comes across as a nice lady.

[QUOTE=LuckyLarry;1832491]Do you wear swimming trunks underneath your robe or is it you just swim about nude while in pool?[/QUOTE]You can but you will feel more comfortable nude under your bathrobe, in the shower also everybody is nude what is very common in many clubhouse after a football match.

[QUOTE=Jerboa;1835480]Posts like this make me giggle, do you understand what frei korper kultur means? Google it if not.[/QUOTE]It means it is a nudist place as simple as that.

[QUOTE=Tommie1984;1834264]Hi all,

I was planning on a visit on evening of Thursday 10th but there appears to be a big Messe event. Anyone had experience at this time of year previously? Should I bother going? Will you have to queue to get in? Will it be hard to find available girls and rooms?[/QUOTE]Not the best moment to enjoy your visit, could be very crowded and you can feel like in a factory with very small place for feelings.

I have seen Jenna at the club, and she is one of the older types, or should I call MILF at Artemis. I guess Jenna is proof the taste varies, and stretches like a mutha.

I hope she provide decent to good service as I can't imagine that kinda optiks being premium anywhere. Definately nitch for those into that. Kinda resemble Sylvana at Sharks in a way, although Sylvana's older.

Way too extreme IMPOV. No way I'd take her. And she's an obvious case of fuck no.

[QUOTE=VaeVictis;1835474]
Yes. I know this is not much to go on, but unless you go around with a list of names that you crosscheck when girl says her name. This is the best approach you got.

P.S: You want to jump on the first girl you see when entering the bar (noob mistake) - go out again and take cold shower.[/QUOTE]I think you answered all my questions and provided good practical advice that work for any FKK. In fact I was looking for a strategy recombination or go to girls name. Some clubs like sharks in Darmstadt with more active fourm reporting gives you good guide line for the ones to pick or avoid, and even with girls lists your strategy in spot on. The reverse seems to be in play here, strategy first, names next.

I love the game and I am looking forward to meet my match. Thanks for the coaching session.

[QUOTE=VaeVictis;1835352]No, I am not talking about the food. I had the misfortune of passing through Berlin on Thursday and visiting Artemis during fruit logistica messe. Which basically means half the Italian and Turkish male population moved in Artemis. I had 3 sessions where I had 20-30 minutes waiting time for room. And girls were telling me I was lucky. During that same day there was up to one hour waiting times.
[/QUOTE]Tis the situation at Artemis. One club. Messe usually draws enough punters, and if there are multiple clubs, at least the punters will spread out over several clubs. Even in Hessen, hard to figure out where most will gather exactly as weekends are typically busy at some clubs anyway, but some clubs will be much busier than another that takes some affect from a Messe. Usually the closest to Messe building (not exactly), but in case of Berlin, you got only one club there.

Artemis being one club could be good or bad, but most often bad, no competition, and of course it's the only option when it comes to club like place for all to attend. Multiple clubs around the area creates competition, which we all have witnessed healthy competitions in our lives as consumers, no?