I bet you're not American.
[QUOTE=DxbMarcoPolo;2779874]I went to the place we all know to have a nice massage and shave to clear my unkempt Bush (why auto-correct wants to capitalise this word I have no idea)[/QUOTE]Otherwise you would have thought of two of your former presidents LOL.
Something for the weekend
I was looking through some whatsapp stories recently, and what I had saved as Old Distance Marker, popped up with information of a new location.
For those seniors that remember, the distance marker was a great hunting ground around 5 years ago, with many excellent talents. This new spa was in a chain hotel with a name translated from Spanish meaning "The Fifth". I was drawn to a lady in the photos and enquired to her availability. Her name is the same as a white fragrant flower. We can call her Miss J.
On reaching the property during the recent rains, I found parking off street nearby, and went into the hotel and pressed the HC button in the elevator. The spa is pretty standard for a hotel, but I was impressed by the rooms which were large, with showers, and a nice large bed area.
Miss J did not disappoint visually, although diminutive in stature, she had excellent curves to the front and back, and her playful smile and excitable touches meant this was going to be a fun session.
Sure enough, after only 10 minutes of very enjoyable massage, her focus shifted from my back and calves to my balls and cock. Her hands felt good, and she was enjoying getting me harder and harder with her tease. My only disappointment of our session was that she didn't take my raised hip hints, and instead asked me to flip over so she could get better access.
After a quick negotiation for be at be at std pricing, she revealed a really tight body, with enhanced top. Some attractive tatoos were in strategic places on her body, and I admired them as she slid up and down my well oiled body. She liked the sensation and started to slide my member up and down her lips while kissing and nibbling my neck. "lets do more baby" she whispered in my ear, wanting to move me to FS.
However, I was not in FS mood at that moment, so we continued the excellent B2 B, with some delicious CBJ (my choice) and rimming. She worked hard for her reward, and was both proud and relieved when at last I exploded over her chest.
Some ladies then clear out, and leave you to dress etc, but Miss J stayed, took my hand and led me to the in-room shower for a very pleasant post-orgasm shared shower. She cleaned me, and I returned the favor.
I'd highly recommend her, and generally the spa. Good rates, and a few others I would try out.
JaR.
Tale of two Cities (sort of) - Motor City and DIP
Motor City. Moroccan Girl (YMMV).
Decided on a late night visit to a Motor City joint I have reported on recently (Ethiopian. DXB Marco Polo has also recently reported on this place). They have a very hot looking Moroccan at this place and I guess she is popular because after a few false starts, finally managed to get a booking with her. Name starts with the letter G. Rest of her name is what is not allowed in Islam. Opposite of halal.
She entered the room a bit late. But I was blown away by how cute, petite and oozing sex appeal. She also has a very bubbly personality and is willing to hold as much a conversation as you want. Onto the massage and with most providers from this part of the world, was below par. Having a good chat and laughs throughout, rapport was being built. On the flip, she had somehow managed to remove her bra from underneath her low cut. Midriff top. Showing a very decent underboob. Question was asked and for FS she started at 8 reds. No way was I paying that, but managed to get her down to 6 for FS. But it was painful. She got her kit off, and to be honest she is delicious. A small petite waist, with perfect teardrop enhanced tits. This is where I should have negotiated everything beforehand. No DFK from this girl, no DATY, no fingering, no finishing in the hat inside. The list of no's got longer and I should have aborted, but the sight of her with her legs spread and her beautiful body kept me in the game. On with the hat, and straight to missionary. Very vanilla standard FS ensued. But to make thing worse as I was about to blow, I thought Ill cover her chest. But once again another no crept in. She wouldn't allow that either, so a posh wank was the order of the day. FML, while she is by far one the hottest little Moroccans I've come across, including a fantastic personality, her game lets everything else down. WIR? - I see he as a challenge. Maybe more frequent visits might loosen her up a bit, but I will have to seriously be desperate when there are much better options at this place.
DIP. Divinity Place Thai.
So after the disappointment of the above provider, a couple of days later, still had an itch to scratch. After reading Clam Hunters last report, I wanted to try either of the two providers he mentioned (Little finger and * in the sky with diamonds) - both providers were unfortunately not available, so choose a slim Thai from the menu as I was already enroute. Eating one of these a day, keeps the doctor away is her name. She entered and while a cute face (not stunning I would rate a 6 on looks), she's has a very small, slim frame, very flat chested though but cute enough.
What began was probably the best massage I have had in a long time. Don't let her small size belie how strong this girl is. She managed to unlock all sorts of knots that other providers couldn't even come close to. This was well up on my list of enjoyable massages. Chatty as well, good English and asked some really decent questions, wanting to know more about me. Rapport was built, and on the flip, the question was asked. She was initially hesitant (size apparently. All the ladies say this to all the blokes LOL) and wanted to start at 6 reds for FS. I negotiated down to 4 reds. Given her small stature, I decided to warm her up with a bit of fingering. She loved it, so much so that I managed to get her to squirt a little. And then from that point on she was a dynamo. A fantastic session with her finishing a couple of times to my one. If this girl could break away from the management mafia at this place, I would put her on my regular outcall roster. WIR. Yes, not just for the FS, but after a hard gym session she would be the perfect antidote for sore muscles. Ended up tipping her generously, as not only an enjoyable session, but a quality conversation as well.
And. Be. For those who are tempted by 'the colour of the sky is * and second word 'the worlds tallest * is Everest', do not do it. This place is a low market Happy Place. I know its been reported on before, but this is the first time I've actually walked out with no extras at all. Starting price is 10 reds for B2 B. Do not be tempted by the glossy TikTok profiles etc.
Miss NN at Time of the Year Spa
Visited her few weeks ago near Burjuman.
Possibly one of the best looking WG working at AMPS IMHO. Solid 8 with good body and great skin and age around 25.
Booked an appointment for 1 hour.
Started with massage which was terrible. 15-20 minutes in she popped the question.
Got into our birthday suits but she had a long list of No's.
No DFK, no CIM nothing. Should have refused there itself but looking at her body could not resist.
As soon as we were done, she hurriedly completed shower by herself and left!
Terrible experience to say the least.
Damages - 150 to house and 300 to girl.
WIR. Not with that kind of attitude.
