Ayur Sanjeevanam / Kashayam
The funniest thing is that this place has been around for almost a decade now.
I have visited this place 5 years ago. There was this receptionist moustache dude sitting duck outside, while I'm almost naked on the massage table, doused in sticky, stinky oil—unable to even get up without slipping off the table. And this scrawny, dark mallu girl with horrible attitude trying to milk my penis. Nothing happened, nothing came out either. Petrified is the word. I got up and left in a few minutes. I remember the stink and the sweat—my maid smells better after a day's work.
[QUOTE=CummerBatch;2685555]Place is a disaster waiting to happen. Only visited once by mistake. Never been so petrified of a raid and disgusted with the hygiene at the same time! They only had curtains back then but mallu therapist gave full access. 1.5 k damage.[/QUOTE]
You get help if you know how to ask for it
[QUOTE=KalaBairava;2685483]This is like saying, you haven't shown any work experience, how can I give you job?
Work experience or FR can be shared once the person gets a contact, explores it and shares the feedback. This is another typical example of seniors mocking newbies in the forum.[/QUOTE]Nobodys mocking anyone. I have had times when nobody responded to my posts either so I went ahead and tried some MPs by themselves. Made mistakes, learnt as well. Sometimes had a good time too.
But unless you have PM, how can anyone even help you whether they want to or not is besides the point.
Chinese Currency Sounding MP at E-City
After two years of not having any kind of fun, I decided to visit an MP which rhymes with the Chinese currency in E-city a couple of days ago. I'm not from Blr, so don't know much about the scene here, and this was an impromptu walk-and as I was in this part of town for work.
I opted for a Swedish massage for 60 minutes and the damage was 2 K. I was assigned Emmy, who looked like she could be in her mid-30's. Not the best start, but I think she wasn't just another NE person passed off as Thai. Her vocal patterns sounded like she was from northern Thailand. (I'm a n00 be in India, in Chiang Mai, not so much).
I quickly changed into the disposable wear and waited for her to arrive with her goodie bag. The place looked clean, of decent size. But at the same time, no doors. Just a curtain.
The massage started and she worked on my back, hip and legs for about 30 minutes. Not bad, but nothing to write home about either. Five minutes after turning me around, she popped the question. And there was No FS or BJ on the menu. She quoted 5 k for B2B and 3 K for HJ+TA. I tried negotiating down prices B2 be but she just wasn't budging. Moreover no access to the kitty. After going back and forth for a few minutes, she agreed for HJ+ TA+ bottom access (just the back) for 3 K. It was getting late and I just wanted to get over with it.
Her rack for her age seemed suspiciously perky. Had to coax her remove her bra. On the back front, she loosened up her pants, but at the same time shut her legs close so that my fingers couldn't even come near the kitty. The teasing was a bit comical and the HJ was lacklustre for the price. She too wanted to get it over with soon. Not rushed, but her face said hurry up. Later, she did let me suck on her rack. Mouth there and hands at the back finally did it for me.
She promptly cleaned up after, and resumed the massage. Head, shoulder, arms etc. Lasting for about 15 minutes. At the end she said TY and went off while I headed for the shower. Water was hot, the shower room was spotless.
Total Damage - 2+3 K.
Experience. Mediocre at best.
VFM. Not really, but depends (Bombay in a way desensitizes you to prices and this, was my first visit after a long time).
WIR. I'm happy to give this place one more chance, but definitely a different therapist and yea, will bargain much harder.
I'll be back in town pretty much every month from now, and would appreciate of some of our seniors could help me with good MPs with Indian Therapists in South Blr. Happy to reciprocate with my usual Bombay spots.
Till then, stay safe!