Medellin Reports

The night before last, after the usual "30k. 25k, ok" I enjoyed Cristal, a light skinned spinner with a bit of a beak but otherwise nice face & with that classic Colombian ass which she happens to know how to move in bed.

She agreed to come over yesterday as well. Never discussed $. Actually, she almost left without getting paid.

I just gave her 50k for a little over an hour & she was more than happy. Very sweet girl.

While taking a break, she mentioned she worked at Loutron`s & New Life, as well as a strip bar in Rio Negro. I believe her but I asked her why Mayo. She says she has a regular job & she can come & go as she pleases.

She mentioned that her sister was out there when I first met her & after she showed me her pic on her phone, I realized I was eyeing her as well.

Cristal is leaving for Cartagena tonight (I bet on the bus recommended by to another monger here) so I asked her about her sister coming over. She`s supposed to call me later today. Should be fun.

Hey, it is your money. Glad that you had a good time with a girl you like.

[QUOTE=Midwest;1217641]FYI: It`s 170k for two hours. Still, she really pushes the 2 hour thing & I`m usually good after an hour anyway.[/QUOTE]

Details may be a little spotty as a got back a few days ago, but I wanted to add a report on my trip to MDE from 11/9. 11/13.

Day One.

I flew in on Spirit from O'Hare. FLL. MDE. Immediately upon boarding the flight to MDE, I find that the plane is packed with the sexy paisas, with silicone tits, ass and nose jobs easily appreciated, I LOVE IT!

As we landed in MDE, I noticed a lot of putas hanging around for their paychecks to arrive. I kept making eye contact with a nice silicona that I kept making eye contact with, I finally realized she was a girl I kicked out of my room in the mansion the last time I was here because she refused to kiss and only offered a CBJ. She looks great with those new tits, I definitely wouldn't kick her out again.

Went to the market, settled into Casa Loma (beautiful place) and headed out to Loutron around 6:00PM. The new house is further away, but only about a $10K COP ride out there. The lineup was looking amazing, tons of flacas with very well done implants. I had a hard time picking and went through the lineup 3 times as there were so many hotties. I ended up picking Alejandra, who has to be the hottest girl I have ever f*cked, even though she has a see-section scar. We played around a bit in the room before getting down to business. She doesn't kiss and it is a CBJ, but that didn't bother me at all this trip. My most memorable sessions this trip were actually with girls that were not GFE but had a fun, slightly bitchy, personality and could play "the game" a little. I guess that made it feel more like a natural interaction than the girls that would just be submissive, I like them with a little attitude. Anyways, Alejandra was great in the sack, and actually slipped in for a little LFK during the heat of the moment. Afterward I got her number but didn't end up meeting up with her, biggest mistake of my 3 trips to MDE. Loutron was $225K COP for a session with a beer, and you have to pay a cover charge if you do not session.

That night I headed over to B-lounge for their Wednesday night party. The music sucked for the most part but the crowd had a couple cutties and the bartender as amazingly hot, but had no idea what a redbull vodka was. I was able to chat up a couple of girls outside while getting a smoke and continued inside, but I didn't want to risk my time on an unsure thing. I find it easier to approach attractive women in MDE as I can attribute my lack of game to the language barrier, tends to help my ego, and the girls seem to have fun with a little bit of a language barrier. I headed over to FASE II and ended up snagging Sylvanna for a few drinks, she's a very shy girl but has a great body, and is usually dancing with a silver outfit on. I've had good luck at FASE with getting GFE session and had a great time with Sylvanna. I believe a session on-site is around $190K COP, of which they get $120k. Day one was by far my best day of the trip.

Day Two.

The next day I called up an ex-Loutron girl I had in my phone. Unfortunately, the past year has not been kind as she's plumped up a bit. She stopped by and did anything and everything I asked for, and was $150K for 3 hours. While she was cute and was willing to do anything, I just didn't have as great of a time with her.

I went out to Thai Co. In Parque Lleras for dinner, which seems to be quite the hotspot right now. A ton of people there for just drinks and fairly good eye candy. I was supposed to meet a prepago I connected with over facebook at midnight so I swung by Fase again in the mean time and was tempted to take Biana, a 30 year old with a smoking hot face but no silicone and a little too much of an ass. I got her number for takeout but she wouldn't budge from $200K / hr and I didn't feel she would be worth it. My last day Sylvanna said she told the other girls about us fvcking for for 30. 40 minutes the other night and that is probably why others were charging a lot for takeout, lazy women. Tatiana the prepago flaked on me and I didn't end up doing anything that night. Day two was an absolute bust overall.

Day Three.

I woke up and made plans to see Tatiana during the day, while she flaked on me, she is way too hot not to sample and I arranged to see her around 3PM. I grabbed lunch at Ay Caramba! In parque lleras, smoking hot waitress and eye candy galore during the daytime, plus the food isn't bad. I think the fajitas with a couple of drinks came out to $20K COP. Back at the apartment I met up with Tatiana and made good use of the hot tub. I'll eventually attach some photos, this girl has a perfect body (very slim with great tits) and would be a ton of fun to meet up with for a night out. We agreed to $200K for the night, and instead of discussing money I paid her the same for the 3 hours we were hanging out. Unfortunately she is a bartender at a club and is only able to get out Sunday. Wednesday nights, so I wasn't able to fully enjoy. Unfortunately she asked me not to give out her contact info and only meets friends of friends.

That night I also arranged to meet with another Tatiana I met on facebook. The girl ran 3 hours late and after refusing to talk $ before meeting, asked for $500K for the night. I kicked her out and headed to the rooftop bar at the Charlee hotel in parque lleras, ENVY. The place has got good music, a beautiful crowd a rooftop pool and an amazing view, the Le Bain of Medellin. I would definitely recommend going there with a group of well dressed 20. 30 somethings that go hard. DO NOT go there if you have problems getting into a club in NY, Miami, Vegas or LA, you will stick out like a sore thumb. Drinks are 20. 25K a piece with expensive bottles and they also throw a Saturday pool party o I stopped by Fase for a bit and chatted with Sylvanna, but really wasn't liking anything else there.

Day Four. Final day.

I headed out to a cuban restaurant in parque lleras for breakfast, and it was just packed with hotties. The place is a bit a of a hole in the wall but had good food and the scenery just couldn't be beat. I arranged to meet Sylvanna from Fase back at my apartment and she arrived about an hour late, but let me know before hand. I was a little disappointed that she wasn't as dolled up with makeup as she normally is at Fase, but she still looked good. The session was hot and heavy, and she was willing to do anything and everything.

Later that day I headed back to Loutron to see if I could find Alejandra again. Unfortunately I showed up too late and they were about to close at 7 (usually close at 10 on weekdays) and she was taken already. I ended up taking Valentina, another girl with a great fake body, but just wasn't as good as Alejandra.

I had always wanted to try Sara from Colombiascortvip and gave them a call that night. Sara is a very hot spinner that has got some spice to her. She has a great, fun personality and we had a fun time dancing and drinking before getting down. She was not GFE, but it was a great session nonetheless and I would definitely recommend her if you like small spinners. I will definitely see her again if I return to Medellin soon.

Overall, I had a fun time in Medellin, the place has the most beautiful women in the world. I've realize though, that I just need 1 session a day and much prefer the LDV / freelance bar type setup vs casas and strip clubs. If you all have any recommended places to visit to enjoy these, I am all ears (Bogota? Cuba? Somewhere else?).

Many thanks to all the contributing members here for helping me know where to go.

Sara from Colombiascortvip

Paracite,

Great report with lots of detail. Thanks for sharing. I have questions:

1) How do you know that your facebook friends are prepagos? I know most girls in Colombia have a price, but its hard to tell if they are pro, semi-pro or just plain sexy from their facebook pages. LOL.

2) Remind me never to go to Loutron for that kind of money.

3) What planet is Tatiana from that she thinks she can get 500K?

Ciao!

[QUOTE=Paracite; 1219082]Details may be a little spotty as a got back a few days ago, but I wanted to add a report on my trip to MDE from 11/9. 11/13.

Day One.

I flew in on Spirit from O'Hare. FLL. MDE. Immediately upon boarding the flight to MDE, I find that the plane is packed with the sexy paisas, with silicone tits, ass and nose jobs easily appreciated, I LOVE IT!

As we landed in MDE, I noticed a lot of putas hanging around for their paychecks to arrive. I kept making eye contact with a nice silicona that I kept making eye contact with, I finally realized she was a girl I kicked out of my room in the mansion the last time I was here because she refused to kiss and only offered a CBJ. She looks great with those new tits, I definitely wouldn't kick her out again.

Went to the market, settled into Casa Loma (beautiful place) and headed out to Loutron around 6:00PM. The new house is further away, but only about a $10K COP ride out there. The lineup was looking amazing, tons of flacas with very well done implants. I had a hard time picking and went through the lineup 3 times as there were so many hotties. I ended up picking Alejandra, who has to be the hottest girl I have ever f*cked, even though she has a see-section scar. We played around a bit in the room before getting down to business. She doesn't kiss and it is a CBJ, but that didn't bother me at all this trip. My most memorable sessions this trip were actually with girls that were not GFE but had a fun, slightly bitchy, personality and could play "the game" a little. I guess that made it feel more like a natural interaction than the girls that would just be submissive, I like them with a little attitude. Anyways, Alejandra was great in the sack, and actually slipped in for a little LFK during the heat of the moment. Afterward I got her number but didn't end up meeting up with her, biggest mistake of my 3 trips to MDE. Loutron was $225K COP for a session with a beer, and you have to pay a cover charge if you do not session.

That night I headed over to B-lounge for their Wednesday night party. The music sucked for the most part but the crowd had a couple cutties and the bartender as amazingly hot, but had no idea what a redbull vodka was. I was able to chat up a couple of girls outside while getting a smoke and continued inside, but I didn't want to risk my time on an unsure thing. I find it easier to approach attractive women in MDE as I can attribute my lack of game to the language barrier, tends to help my ego, and the girls seem to have fun with a little bit of a language barrier. I headed over to FASE II and ended up snagging Sylvanna for a few drinks, she's a very shy girl but has a great body, and is usually dancing with a silver outfit on. I've had good luck at FASE with getting GFE session and had a great time with Sylvanna. I believe a session on-site is around $190K COP, of which they get $120k. Day one was by far my best day of the trip.

Day Two.

The next day I called up an ex-Loutron girl I had in my phone. Unfortunately, the past year has not been kind as she's plumped up a bit. She stopped by and did anything and everything I asked for, and was $150K for 3 hours. While she was cute and was willing to do anything, I just didn't have as great of a time with her.

I went out to Thai Co. In Parque Lleras for dinner, which seems to be quite the hotspot right now. A ton of people there for just drinks and fairly good eye candy. I was supposed to meet a prepago I connected with over facebook at midnight so I swung by Fase again in the mean time and was tempted to take Biana, a 30 year old with a smoking hot face but no silicone and a little too much of an ass. I got her number for takeout but she wouldn't budge from $200K / hr and I didn't feel she would be worth it. My last day Sylvanna said she told the other girls about us fvcking for for 30. 40 minutes the other night and that is probably why others were charging a lot for takeout, lazy women. Tatiana the prepago flaked on me and I didn't end up doing anything that night. Day two was an absolute bust overall.

Day Three.

I woke up and made plans to see Tatiana during the day, while she flaked on me, she is way too hot not to sample and I arranged to see her around 3PM. I grabbed lunch at Ay Caramba! In parque lleras, smoking hot waitress and eye candy galore during the daytime, plus the food isn't bad. I think the fajitas with a couple of drinks came out to $20K COP. Back at the apartment I met up with Tatiana and made good use of the hot tub. I'll eventually attach some photos, this girl has a perfect body (very slim with great tits) and would be a ton of fun to meet up with for a night out. We agreed to $200K for the night, and instead of discussing money I paid her the same for the 3 hours we were hanging out. Unfortunately she is a bartender at a club and is only able to get out Sunday. Wednesday nights, so I wasn't able to fully enjoy. Unfortunately she asked me not to give out her contact info and only meets friends of friends.

That night I also arranged to meet with another Tatiana I met on facebook. The girl ran 3 hours late and after refusing to talk $ before meeting, asked for $500K for the night. I kicked her out and headed to the rooftop bar at the Charlee hotel in parque lleras, ENVY. The place has got good music, a beautiful crowd a rooftop pool and an amazing view, the Le Bain of Medellin. I would definitely recommend going there with a group of well dressed 20. 30 somethings that go hard. DO NOT go there if you have problems getting into a club in NY, Miami, Vegas or LA, you will stick out like a sore thumb. Drinks are 20. 25K a piece with expensive bottles and they also throw a Saturday pool party o I stopped by Fase for a bit and chatted with Sylvanna, but really wasn't liking anything else there.

Day Four. Final day.

I headed out to a cuban restaurant in parque lleras for breakfast, and it was just packed with hotties. The place is a bit a of a hole in the wall but had good food and the scenery just couldn't be beat. I arranged to meet Sylvanna from Fase back at my apartment and she arrived about an hour late, but let me know before hand. I was a little disappointed that she wasn't as dolled up with makeup as she normally is at Fase, but she still looked good. The session was hot and heavy, and she was willing to do anything and everything.

Later that day I headed back to Loutron to see if I could find Alejandra again. Unfortunately I showed up too late and they were about to close at 7 (usually close at 10 on weekdays) and she was taken already. I ended up taking Valentina, another girl with a great fake body, but just wasn't as good as Alejandra.

I had always wanted to try Sara from Colombiascortvip and gave them a call that night. Sara is a very hot spinner that has got some spice to her. She has a great, fun personality and we had a fun time dancing and drinking before getting down. She was not GFE, but it was a great session nonetheless and I would definitely recommend her if you like small spinners. I will definitely see her again if I return to Medellin soon.

Overall, I had a fun time in Medellin, the place has the most beautiful women in the world. I've realize though, that I just need 1 session a day and much prefer the LDV / freelance bar type setup vs casas and strip clubs. If you all have any recommended places to visit to enjoy these, I am all ears (Bogota? Cuba? Somewhere else?).

Many thanks to all the contributing members here for helping me know where to go.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EstebanH; 1219557]Paracite,

Great report with lots of detail. Thanks for sharing. I have questions:

1) How do you know that your facebook friends are prepagos? I know most girls in Colombia have a price, but its hard to tell if they are pro, semi-pro or just plain sexy from their facebook pages. LOL.

2) Remind me never to go to Loutron for that kind of money.

3) What planet is Tatiana from that she thinks she can get 500K?

Ciao![/QUOTE]1} All my Facebook friends are prepagos 2) Don't go to Loutron 3) Tatiana is from Earth, I think? But the experience is out of this World, well worth 500k, I hope this clears things up for you.

All I have to say is you are a house owner's dream client. In love with silicone, makeup and marked up prices. The most important for you, me and everyone else is we enjoy ourselves. Thanks again for taking the time to write this.

[QUOTE=Paracite; 1219082]Details may be a little spotty as a got back a few days ago, but I wanted to add a report on my trip to MDE from 11/9. 11/13.

Day One.

I flew in on Spirit from O'Hare. FLL. MDE. Immediately upon boarding the flight to MDE, I find that the plane is packed with the sexy paisas, with silicone tits, ass and nose jobs easily appreciated, I LOVE IT!

As we landed in MDE, I noticed a lot of putas hanging around for their paychecks to arrive. I kept making eye contact with a nice silicona that I kept making eye contact with, I finally realized she was a girl I kicked out of my room in the mansion the last time I was here because she refused to kiss and only offered a CBJ. She looks great with those new tits, I definitely wouldn't kick her out again.

Went to the market, settled into Casa Loma (beautiful place) and headed out to Loutron around 6:00PM. The new house is further away, but only about a $10K COP ride out there. The lineup was looking amazing, tons of flacas with very well done implants. I had a hard time picking and went through the lineup 3 times as there were so many hotties. I ended up picking Alejandra, who has to be the hottest girl I have ever f*cked, even though she has a see-section scar. We played around a bit in the room before getting down to business. She doesn't kiss and it is a CBJ, but that didn't bother me at all this trip. My most memorable sessions this trip were actually with girls that were not GFE but had a fun, slightly bitchy, personality and could play "the game" a little. I guess that made it feel more like a natural interaction than the girls that would just be submissive, I like them with a little attitude. Anyways, Alejandra was great in the sack, and actually slipped in for a little LFK during the heat of the moment. Afterward I got her number but didn't end up meeting up with her, biggest mistake of my 3 trips to MDE. Loutron was $225K COP for a session with a beer, and you have to pay a cover charge if you do not session.

That night I headed over to B-lounge for their Wednesday night party. The music sucked for the most part but the crowd had a couple cutties and the bartender as amazingly hot, but had no idea what a redbull vodka was. I was able to chat up a couple of girls outside while getting a smoke and continued inside, but I didn't want to risk my time on an unsure thing. I find it easier to approach attractive women in MDE as I can attribute my lack of game to the language barrier, tends to help my ego, and the girls seem to have fun with a little bit of a language barrier. I headed over to FASE II and ended up snagging Sylvanna for a few drinks, she's a very shy girl but has a great body, and is usually dancing with a silver outfit on. I've had good luck at FASE with getting GFE session and had a great time with Sylvanna. I believe a session on-site is around $190K COP, of which they get $120k. Day one was by far my best day of the trip.

Day Two.

The next day I called up an ex-Loutron girl I had in my phone. Unfortunately, the past year has not been kind as she's plumped up a bit. She stopped by and did anything and everything I asked for, and was $150K for 3 hours. While she was cute and was willing to do anything, I just didn't have as great of a time with her.

I went out to Thai Co. In Parque Lleras for dinner, which seems to be quite the hotspot right now. A ton of people there for just drinks and fairly good eye candy. I was supposed to meet a prepago I connected with over facebook at midnight so I swung by Fase again in the mean time and was tempted to take Biana, a 30 year old with a smoking hot face but no silicone and a little too much of an ass. I got her number for takeout but she wouldn't budge from $200K / hr and I didn't feel she would be worth it. My last day Sylvanna said she told the other girls about us fvcking for for 30. 40 minutes the other night and that is probably why others were charging a lot for takeout, lazy women. Tatiana the prepago flaked on me and I didn't end up doing anything that night. Day two was an absolute bust overall.

Day Three.

I woke up and made plans to see Tatiana during the day, while she flaked on me, she is way too hot not to sample and I arranged to see her around 3PM. I grabbed lunch at Ay Caramba! In parque lleras, smoking hot waitress and eye candy galore during the daytime, plus the food isn't bad. I think the fajitas with a couple of drinks came out to $20K COP. Back at the apartment I met up with Tatiana and made good use of the hot tub. I'll eventually attach some photos, this girl has a perfect body (very slim with great tits) and would be a ton of fun to meet up with for a night out. We agreed to $200K for the night, and instead of discussing money I paid her the same for the 3 hours we were hanging out. Unfortunately she is a bartender at a club and is only able to get out Sunday. Wednesday nights, so I wasn't able to fully enjoy. Unfortunately she asked me not to give out her contact info and only meets friends of friends.

That night I also arranged to meet with another Tatiana I met on facebook. The girl ran 3 hours late and after refusing to talk $ before meeting, asked for $500K for the night. I kicked her out and headed to the rooftop bar at the Charlee hotel in parque lleras, ENVY. The place has got good music, a beautiful crowd a rooftop pool and an amazing view, the Le Bain of Medellin. I would definitely recommend going there with a group of well dressed 20. 30 somethings that go hard. DO NOT go there if you have problems getting into a club in NY, Miami, Vegas or LA, you will stick out like a sore thumb. Drinks are 20. 25K a piece with expensive bottles and they also throw a Saturday pool party o I stopped by Fase for a bit and chatted with Sylvanna, but really wasn't liking anything else there.

Day Four. Final day.

I headed out to a cuban restaurant in parque lleras for breakfast, and it was just packed with hotties. The place is a bit a of a hole in the wall but had good food and the scenery just couldn't be beat. I arranged to meet Sylvanna from Fase back at my apartment and she arrived about an hour late, but let me know before hand. I was a little disappointed that she wasn't as dolled up with makeup as she normally is at Fase, but she still looked good. The session was hot and heavy, and she was willing to do anything and everything.

Later that day I headed back to Loutron to see if I could find Alejandra again. Unfortunately I showed up too late and they were about to close at 7 (usually close at 10 on weekdays) and she was taken already. I ended up taking Valentina, another girl with a great fake body, but just wasn't as good as Alejandra.

I had always wanted to try Sara from Colombiascortvip and gave them a call that night. Sara is a very hot spinner that has got some spice to her. She has a great, fun personality and we had a fun time dancing and drinking before getting down. She was not GFE, but it was a great session nonetheless and I would definitely recommend her if you like small spinners. I will definitely see her again if I return to Medellin soon.

Overall, I had a fun time in Medellin, the place has the most beautiful women in the world. I've realize though, that I just need 1 session a day and much prefer the LDV / freelance bar type setup vs casas and strip clubs. If you all have any recommended places to visit to enjoy these, I am all ears (Bogota? Cuba? Somewhere else?).

Many thanks to all the contributing members here for helping me know where to go.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EstebanH; 1219557]Paracite,

Great report with lots of detail. Thanks for sharing. I have questions:

1) How do you know that your facebook friends are prepagos? I know most girls in Colombia have a price, but its hard to tell if they are pro, semi-pro or just plain sexy from their facebook pages. LOL.

2) Remind me never to go to Loutron for that kind of money.

3) What planet is Tatiana from that she thinks she can get 500K?

Ciao![/QUOTE]1) Like any other type of network effect, you have a couple of prepagos and mongers from previous trips on your FB and it starts to recommend their friends and others that will likely be prepagos. The beauty of network effects.

2) Gladly, I will happily keep them for myself. I know most on here hate the place, but IMO it has BY FAR the hottest girls in Medellin. I have yet to see a puta in the mansion, Fase II, Luna Lunera, etc that could touch Alejandra or a couple of other Loutron girls in terms of looks. All of this is of course, in the eye of the beholder. Plus, I don't have an issue with non-GFE sessions and they were actually the most fun this past trip.

3) Just to clarify, the Tatiana that wanted 500k was a different tatiana than the one in the pictures. I found during our brief encounter that she has many high $ puta friends that are on websites ($400K / hr) and she wanted to call one of them over before I heard the price and put a quick end to it. If I could get the bartender from be-lounge or the hostess at Ay Caramba for $500K TLN, I would jump at the chance.

Anyone around to hang out and have a couple of drinks?

As much as I may end up hating it (or loving it) I will have to check out Loutron and see for myself what the deal is. I will definitely sample and then compare to the less expensive options.

I blend so I will be combing the less moneyed and / or tourist oriented places hoping for the diamond in the rough.

Wish me luck!

[QUOTE=Concarne; 1219891]Anyone around to hang out and have a couple of drinks?

As much as I may end up hating it (or loving it) I will have to check out Loutron and see for myself what the deal is. I will definitely sample and then compare to the less expensive options.

I blend so I will be combing the less moneyed and / or tourist oriented places hoping for the diamond in the rough.

Wish me luck![/QUOTE]Energy and New Life can have stunning girls in there. You can pull 2 or 3 girls from there for the price of one at Loutron. LOL

[QUOTE=EstebanH;1220118]Energy and New Life can have stunning girls in there. You can pull 2 or 3 girls from there for the price of one at Loutron. LOL[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip mate! Will check for sure and compare.

Does it matter which days? I imagine weekends may have better selection?

Cheers

Sorry didn't find the Medellin hotel and apartment thread.

Reading the threads I figured that this agency is pricey but reputable and providing a good service. I even remember Barry (screenname bbroc) was offering a 10% discount to ISG-members.

My experience with them so far. They answered fast to my Inquiries and offered to send me a quote after selecting an apartment. To my big surprise I got a quote higher than what is mentioned on their homepage. So let us open the discussion, if ISG-members get a surcharge instead of a discount.

An other question I would like to have feedback is question 26 from their FAQ page:

26. Can I bring guests back to the apartment?

Once you have arrived at your apartment, it is literally your home away from home. Guests may visit you in the apartment as many times as you like, whenever you like without additional cost, however any person staying more than one night will be required to pay.

So are they girl friendly – in my opinion a main reason to choose an apartment instead of hotel. So do they really charge? Do they charge for staying with your novia several nights, but for having another prepago every night its free?

So please give your experiences / thoughts.

[QUOTE=Concarne; 1220233]Thanks for the tip mate! Will check for sure and compare.

Does it matter which days? I imagine weekends may have better selection?

Cheers[/QUOTE]On the contrary, I've found the hotter putas in the casas on the weekdays. The girls save their money for the weekends to get their nails and hair done along with some new clothes to party with!!

Or they have to stay home with their kids, husbands and novios on the weekends. Its pretty funny, most of the chicks will tell you that they tell their families or boyfriends that they work in offices and stores and they ACTUALLY buy that excuse or are playing stupid. Jaja LOL

Kinda like how one of my ATFs tells her family she's a secretary. A secretary who can't type, use a computer, or even spell might be a bit of a rarity these days.

I hope to inspire some fresh, not necessarily new, dialog. Just my stream of consciousness of what is relevant to me.

Which are the best raincoats? Sensitivity wise. Because I think they all suck and I am getting desperate and I wasn't smart enough to save the wrapper when I thought I found a good one. For a while I was using dry ones by Trojan and bought these mini one shot packets of lube which seemed to be okay. Kind of thick but it was better than others since the damn thing wasnt sliding around because of the lube inside.

Which are the best bootleg Vitamins? Personally, the one's they sell in Colombia that are like little diamonds, I think are the best. Not the rounded diamond shape ones which are also bigger. I commonly find it difficult to finish, even with the real stuff. However, there could be many other factors which inhibit on any given occasion. I have a pretty high metabolism and eat many small meals a day. Maybe someone in the field can come up with some exact names. I ordered from India once and I thought they were okay but kind of week considering the strength they were labeled. I was later warned (by just another dude) not to order from India because their regulations on quality and contents are bad.

Best Cafe, panaderia: Darn it I wish I paid more attention to names on my last visit but in Centro on the East side of Ave Oriental at or near Calle 57a. For me its a perfect spot to give my mojo an extra boost while waiting for 10:30 or 11 to roll around. Located on a corner, they have a complete selection of Colombian pastries and breads. Everything I have tried there has been great! And a cute paisa brings your order to your table. Situated right around the corner from both Angels de Fuego and Massages de Sexi and others.

Best lunch spot: Nutibarra. I tout this place all the time. Diagnonally across from Parque Botero. Kind of like a big terrace raised off of street level. Roasted chicken is fresh and awesome. Once it was a little over cooked which made the wing inedible but the rest was still delicious. And not expensive.

Best Casa: I vote for New Life. There have been times when it was a complete miss but more than any of the others, it has been great. PS I have kinda of noticed the locals call them something other than Casas but can't remember the word. Anyone know?

Best Road trip: So far for me it's El Penol. The big rock with like 600 stairs the zig zag up the crack. Hehe. And the cute town 5 minutes away. Careful. The buses back to Medellin stop running kind of early. Spending a Friday night in the town would probably be a lot of fun though.

Biggest waste of time: Taking the metrocable to the National parque past the Biblioteca. And I even rented horses. Whatever. The metrocable is cool and so is the biblioteca and the area around it. But in my opinion the park itself is kind of a waste and takes a long time to get to. And they charge you an extra metrocable fee. Anyone else have a great time there? Something I missed?

Best Festival or Holiday. I have only been to the Flower Festival. It was pretty cool. With lots of things to see around the city. Personally, I prefer to visit during just a regular calm time but it seems to me like Halloween can be particularly entertaining if you're in a good spot.

Biggest boobs: I have witnessed the largest encounters at F2. You might think Hooters but no.

Ok enough. Feel free to add any of your own personal biggests and bestests.

Best local attraction. Besides the women.

Thanks