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Shit, I forgot to JUST IGNORE HIM

[QUOTE=CBGBConnisur]When I visited a small club in Bonn, a German client asked me about services in the US. I immediately gave this poor soul a very strong warning about American women aka Americunts, the worst women on the planet. I have been to nearly 36 different countries in virtually every region of the planet Earth, I told him from my experience, American women rank dead last. I told him that FKK type clubs do not exist in the US, and selling or buying a prostitute's services is a criminal act in virtually every county of the US and can get you in serious trouble. I told him that even if he found a woman, she would be subpar or too expensive, I remember New York call girls who would be merely average by FKK standards, charge nearly $1000US for a half hour( a half hour in New York is ten minutes in Dusseldorf), the really good ones are ridiculously expensive. I told him that I left the US and live in Australia, if he wanted something different, I told him to try out Australia if he wanted a different experience, and maybe also visit and shag some women in Singapore and Malaysia, those three places offer much better sex than the US, and a different alternative to Europe, as this German customer was bored and wanted something "different". I recommended a nice club in Sydney, which has views of the Opera House and Harbor, I told him he could look at the beautiful scenery while he was 69ing some Aussie blonde or an Asian babe. Remember, don't go to the US for pussy, I told him, go there for other things, wide open spaces, the right to own your gun, the opportunity to get rich, the right to say whatever you want, the best movie theaters and theme parks in the world, those things that America has that the world doesn't. I went on and told him that Frankfurt was an Orlando for pussy mongerers, and Palace, Oase, and World, like the Walt Disney World of Pussy. I think he got more depressed after I discouraged him. The US gets compared to the Roman Empire, yet the Romans had better pussy. I guess in light of things I am the American equivalent of Maximus Decimus Moridius, I love America but think American women are cunts, and am living in exile in the land down under, which has much better quality pussy than the US.[/QUOTE]

Iseeu,

Lay off CBGB, his posts in the last few months have been very constructive. I see nothing wrong witht he one you copied.

If you are going to both Oase and World, I would stay in Gissen. It is far enough away not to be affected by the Messe and you can always drive down to World.



[QUOTE=Chivaz]Hi Ortos and Shiatsu,

The reason I ask is that I will probably be there 26-29 August, and there is messe in Frankfurt. I checked out Bad Homburg, and it seems they are running on the messe rate at the time. From looking on a map, I noticed Bad Nauheim as convenient for its proximity to World as well as Frankfurt, and I found a very reasonable priced hotel there that looks to be ok.

My plans only include World at this time in terms of FKK, but might spring by Oase just to check things out. As I will have to do at least 2 trips into Frankfurt centre, I want to place myself somewhere in the middle between World and Frankfurt. Any other suggestion?

Chivaz[/QUOTE]

Do any of the FKKs have a private or semi-private whirlpool/hot tub where you can have foreplay with the ladies? I've been to Atlantis and Palace, and neither seemed to have one.

Thanks in advance.

Bruce,

There a quite a few places with what you are looking for.

At Wildenrath there are two rooms upstairs which have double tubs with some whirlpool jets. I haven't seen them used in a long time, and there is no water in them, but it can be filled. I think a girl told me it is 25€ extra to use the tub in those rooms.

goldentime has one or two rooms with a similar tub as well, I know there is an upcharge as well

I don't think that Happy Garden does, but I might be wrong.

Babylon does to the best of my recollection.

Schieferhof has such a tub room as well, but there is an additional charge which is either 25 or 50€.

I thought there were two rooms with this at World as well.

Otherwise I have seen a lot of people get pretty up close and personal in the public whirlpools in Oase, World, Atlantis and Goldentime.

[QUOTE=Bruce Ley]Do any of the FKKs have a private or semi-private whirlpool/hot tub where you can have foreplay with the ladies? I've been to Atlantis and Palace, and neither seemed to have one.[/QUOTE]There is a room with a private whirpool in saunaclub Yin Yang in Roermond (Netherlands, not far from the german border en from goldentime). I think there is no extra charge but the minimum time for using this room is 1 hour.

I don't know another fkk with such a facility. I was already in Oase, Palace, World, Goldentime, PHG and Samya and never heard about a private whirlpool in a room.

Stano,

In World it is in the room on the upper floor just before the stairs that go downstairs.

In goldentime it is in the room behind the Movie Theatre. Seen both rooms with the whirlpool tub quite clearly, and knwo that they exist.

The one at Schieferhof the girls have to ask at the counter whether they can use that room (the middle one downstairs) if it is without the whirlpool upcharge, but only if all the other rooms are full.

Park Schloss Dali in Marsberg (middle of nowhere, but good club) also has whirlpool rooms.

Apology for being off topic but has anyone been or has info about FKK-Bluenote?

[url]www.saunabluenote.de[/url]

From the site looks like a kool place and some nice girls.

Please do share info about service and price structure.

I nearly went to that club last fall while I was in Deutschland, the Turkish cab driver who took me there insisted I go to Dolce Vita which in his opinion is a better club than Blue Note. I wound up going to DV, and it was a terrible experience, it only took 3 short years for the quality of women to drop and the facilities to fade. The saunas were broken, the showers barely worked, the moment you turned the knob you would be hit with a hard blast of lukewarm water. Still there are other good clubs in that region. Better to go to further to Krefeld and go to PHG, or go to Cologne and try out Samya or Mondial(which I believed reopened in December after extensive renovation). I spent some time walking the streets of Dusseldorf around the Hbf, took note of the fact that German polizei now well armed, some areas that looked nicer and more vibrant in the past, looked faded, for some reason, some parts of Dusseldorf reminded me of photos of Depression era Brooklyn, a construction worker in an imbiss made a very bleak prediction for what will happen in Germany in a decade(In zehn jahr, krieg im Deutschland), alluding to the growing disaparity between rich and poor Germans will lead to a civil war in Germany in a decade. The Euro, the war in Iraq, and 9-11 really transformed the Europe I used to remember in the past, the one that I used to idealize, seems as if the conflicts in the Mideast are bringing back some dark memories of the past in Europe. Went to my hotel, played a DVD of my old love(who was lost to this brutal world) on a vacation with me during happier times, and with a tear in my eye, took a drink of brandy and went to sleep, hoping to go to another, better world.

Most of my mates will never make it to an FKK club, but they are curious since I have been,

I wonder are there any videos or DVDs available, either porn movies that may have been shot in the clubs or some sort of documentries???

Ok i found something, anyone seen this?

[url]http://www.**********.com/videos/vxfkkr.html[/url]

[url]http://www.dexterh*rn.com/videos/vxfkkr.html[/url]

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[QUOTE=Sesameking]Apology for being off topic but has anyone been or has info about FKK-Bluenote?

[url]www.saunabluenote.de[/url]

From the site looks like a kool place and some nice girls.

Please do share info about service and price structure.[/QUOTE]This is one of the very best clubs in Düsseldorf!

Good Luck,

Nicklas123

Just go to bigsister.com. It's a fkk in Prague with videos so you can see the action. Good example of a FKK for someone who is too timid or prudish to venture out.

FM,

That does look pretty accurate, and it was definitely filmed in te outdoor pool area of Atlantis.

I hate that site, but apparently they have managed a DVD.

SK,

Although I like the whistful ramblings of CBGB on this, I have actually been to Blue Note a couple of times. The reasons a turkish cab driver would take CBGB (Who says he is partially turkish himself) to DV is because pretty much 90% of the customers at DV are Turkish, and they probably offer the highest bonus for cab drivers for bringing people there. DV is generally a piece of crap, and I will not be going back there for quite some time.

Blue Note is probably the best club in the city of Düsseldorf. It has pricing more like a real fkk. Entrance is 55€ (plus 5€ refundable deposit for the key) and then each 30 minute session is 30€. They also have appartments where you can get a girls for 115€ for an hour, and then you are not in the club. This club is the easiest one to reach by public transit from downtown. I think it is like 15 minutes from Jan Wellen Platz on the 712 or 706. I forgot which one.

My current top love in any club works there, but she is one of the ones without a picture on the homepage. Her name is Annette and she is a 23 year old Polish blonde who could be the prettiest girl working in a club anywhere in Germany. Her service is excellent too, but we really get along, and she remembered me well even though there was 6 months between my visits. I have also been with Nicole the Hungarian who is pictured. She has amazing tits, and is otherwise rather attractive, but not gorgeous.

The atmosphere of the place is a bit like a dentist office, adn the place has no facilities for hanging out. The rooms don't have real doors, and I think the music is too loud in the rooms, but if you are stuck in Düsseldorf without a car, it is the easiest place to get to.

They are celebrating their 10 year anniversary at the moment and have 39€ entrance, so you save 16€.