Cali Reports

This is not the place for a political discussion and this has gone on too long. I have read the posts of Surfer, Antifreeze, and Master Monger with great interest. They clearly know what they are talking about when the subject is mongering in Columbia. I do not dispute this, in fact I read their posts to gleam information in preparation of my own trip to Columbia. I just object to the gratuitous Bush bashing on a forum devoted to finding and procuring women.

I would just like to point out that a clear majority heard all the arguments for removing Bush and decided to reelect him anyway. We are not all rich, bible thumping, right wing extremists. We do care what citizens in other countries think about us, we just put our own interests first. Yes the dollar is weak at this moment. It will not always be so, in fact Surfer began to discuss this fact well before Nov 2nd. And yes, anti-Bush sentiment is high in many parts of the world, just like it was with Reagan. But isn't all this due to our efforts in Iraq? I say screw 'em, they love us when we win. And we will win. If that sounds arrogant, so be it.

If you guys seriously feel that Bush's reelection will hurt your ability to find and hire young girls from other countries to pleasure you, then I feel sorry for you. Oh my, the christians are coming, I'm so afraid! Ho's will be ho's and Americans (and American dollars) will always be welcome around the world.

MM: Great post. You ARE obviously a very smart guy, so you don't need to extoll your own virtues on this board. And we TOTALLY agree on America's dark future and a desire to relocate. And we agree Indonesia is awesome. We merely disagree on the propriety of you posting about how great you think you are here. And this is NOTHING personal about you (have, and will, responded similarly to others who insist on telling everybody how "they are the greatest" (only Mohammed Ali could get away with that IMHO). Good luck to you whereever you settler.

Leo: I KNOW I have the card from Lubricantes, but cannot find it at the moment (though I DID find the cards for Fantasias, Av. 2d Norte 24N-113, 661-5928, which used to be better). Also Afrodita, Av. 2N 44-219 664-5523 and La Castellana, Autopista Sur 46-45 (553-6769).

I DO know how to get to Lubricantes, however. Exit La Clinica and go RIGHT then RIGHT again at first corner. Cross the street to the far side, and Lubricantes is about 1/2 way up the block. You enter through a seamstress shop, then turn left once inside and through the curtain. If I find the Lubricantes card I will post address.

Elverselee: 6 cities (plus San Andres which is NOT a city) . None of the cities is extraordinarily dangerous IMHO (others may disagree) but you need to use common sense and be cautious in ALL (tourist parts of CTG safest, BOG most sketchy). Traveling by land BETWEEN CITIES (except CTG-BAQ) is MUCH more dangerous IMHO.

BJClinton: Despite your attempt to suck up to him, it appears MM does not share your rightwing point of view. You now have 6 posts without EVER discussing mongering in Cali. Congratulations.

Hi All,

I was planning my first mongering trip outside the US and I was all set to go to Costa Rica but now that I have seen some of the girls from Columbia ... Holy Sh*t! I might have to change my mind. I will look through both the Cartagena and Cali forums but any suggestions on hotels, airfare and girls would be much appreciated.

Thanks

Semi

i have been to Bogota and Bucarmanga in Colombia. I have not had any problems.I have walked many places with my girlfriend and her family. I am planning on living in Bucarmanga when i get some things taken care of here. It is a beautifull city. The climate is much better that bogota.

Costa Rica might still be a good idea for your first trip outside of the US. You need to get your feet wet. Cartagena is a possibility, but I would not suggest Cali for a first-timer even if you are fluent in Spanish.

Hi,

I'm making my trip to South America in February and still deciding on where to go. I've been to Peru and have almost decided return there, but I'm also open to Columbia and Ecuador. I'm buying my ticket in the next week but I have one question that I can't seem to find the answer to (All I can find in this section seems to be US political crap).

Are there decent hotels in Cali that run around $30-$35 or less per night that are guest friendly? I'll be spending about 3 weeks wherever I go. I've found prices for everything to be in my range but the pricing I've seen for hotels seems to be much higher. I speak enough Spanish to get by and I'm a seasoned traveler so it doesn't have to a Hilton. I just want a comfortable place without bugs that is clean.

Thanks,

Michael

Right in the heart of Avenida Sexta, the area where you want to base yourself. This is the safest place in Cali as there is a permanent police checkpoint DIRECTLY in front. HDJ is no more than 100KCP (no more than $40). SEarch farther back in this folder for more info. If you can't find it PM me and I'll give you the contact info.

If you stay 3 weeks you'll definitely be able to negotiate a lower rate (80KCP at most).

I've been to Peru and had Peruana novias. Machu Pichu and the GREAT surf notwithstanding, it is a rhinestone next to la jolla Colombia (two "o"s, no "u").

Thanks alot,

I'll surf a little farther back. I knew there had to be some lower priced hotels. When I couldn't find any here quickly, I went and did an internet search and they were all over $100. I couldn't imagine that anyone would actually pay those rates.

Later,

Michael

Thanks TomTom for the info. I think I will go to Costa Rica first then maybe check out Colombia next.

The girls in Colombia look so hot, especially the ones that Mastermonger posted.

Semi

If you mention that you are friends of "Ramon" (the guide/"PIMP" to many-a-young hardbodies) then you might be able to get a 85,000 COP rate. I got that Aug 2003, and normally that is the weekend rate, but with the name dropping, I got that during the week also.

57 (2) 667-2838, FAX 668-7098 (no email or webpage to my knowledge). I would NOT mention Ramon (though it worked for me friend Bill) but would reserve the first night THEN negotiate a long term rate with the manager. There ARE lots of other options in the area, but I think HDJ will give you a good rate if you can negotiate in Spanish. Their rates vary based on MANY factors. VERY guest friendly (though ID required and street girls of questionable age are scared to go there) and I have never had an added charge (though they TALK about "guest charges" on occasion.

Memo, how the hell are you? Call me sometime.

Will any mongers here be in Cali at the end of Dec.?

Here is a link of some hotels for those asking. [url]http://www.gentecontalento.org/CALI/turismo/hoteles.htm[/url]

I appreciate the many post and if anyone has info to share for my 1st trip to Cali ,feel free to PM me.

Ill be posting pictures when I get back :)

Thanks for any assisstance

I may be in Cali during that time also, if I do I'll PM you. I've been to CALI before, but most of the info is in this forum anyway, just read through. Cali is really great for non-pro, your "exotic/foreigness" goes a long way, much more so than Bogota. If you spanish is half way decent, then you're in.

Tom Tom is right Costa Rica is definitely "easier" as in canned pro-action but Cali / Cartagena is much more fun and less "professional" than San Jose.

You'll never find me at the Blue Marlin again ... plus the prices in CR ... Ridiculous.

Suerte!