The palace. Report and stuff
Arrived at the club around 1pm today (sat 3/21) and stayed for 8 hours. Here is what I got.
Facilities are clean and in good shape. Rooms are clean with comfy beds. AC sucked (do they have it? Dunno.) 2 rooms I ended up smelled really bad. Club is large with good flow. There are a couple of good spots where you can just lay the fock down and relax / rest for a while. One at the back right behind the swimming pool. The other next to the steam bath where you can watch tv (mostly soccer but hey wir sind in Deutschland.) I believe the providers are specifically instructed to leave the customers alone while they are resting in these areas. I visit artemis@berlin Every other month and I can say that facilities are on par with artemis which I take as the gold standard for an average guy like meself.
Ladies. Man oh man. I don't know how I should put it. First off, quantity: check. There were quite a few ladies. Something for every taste. Quality: check. Regular deal. Some knock-outs some so-sos and some wouldnttapthatevenitwasforfrees. Now comes the bad news. Soooo many Romanian ladies. Please don't get me wrong. Got nothing against Romanian ladies in the general sense. But today's experience finally convinced me to never ever pick another Romanian provider again. Ever. I don't know the deal with these ladies but it just does not work for me. I will mention a name: ANNA. STAY AWAY. She was my number three today. I was in a great mood thanks to a young Italian provider (could not quite catch her name Tatiana, Luciana?) who showed a great time (double session, very friendly, amazing skin and all natural.) and a German barbie doll who was a bit too biz-like but still quite good. Anyway. Then came Anna. They change names so I will drop these extra bits: enhanced tits, tanned, straight jet black hair and worst lip job I've ever seen. Been doing fkks since 2008 and I consider myself fairly experienced but I got totally ripped by that Romanian shark. We started talking outside and she was all cream. She was bitching about all the guys she served today. It sounded like she bumped into some "characters" (including a dude who brought his own condom.) and I was thinking to myself wow she had a rough day. Then we step into our room, she gets the sheets done and we get on the bed aaaaand she tells me she does not do bareback bjs. She looked at me in such a way that I felt bad for asking the question. She then offered me a "sexy massage". A *sexy* massage. Not sex. I told her to stop, thanked her, paid her 50 focken euros and moved on. From that point on it went south. Providers (most, if not all, Romanian) kept coming at me like mosquitos. I got tired of saying no. At some point I started getting nasty replies like why are you even in the club. Just for saying no very very politely. I wasn't aware that I was supposed to fuck another girl every half an hour. What exactly do they expect? I mean, should I step in, pay all girls 50 euros and leave? Is that it? Or should I fuck ALL providers in line? Is this even possible given I'm not superman.
Anyway, I haven't posted anything for quite a while and it's such a pity that this is what I report. I believe fkks all over Germany are changing. It's not just Palace. It's all automatic these days. I can't quite put my finger on it but I will say this much. The magic is gone. Sooo many sharks at every joint. Line ups dominated by Romanians. Always the same Dracula accent. I'm afraid I will soon bump into one who will take me to the room and just say OK that's it. Now you pay.
Good luck to all.
And may the force be with your dicks.
Laters.