Cafe Foto / Scandallo / Uber Hookup
CAFE FOTO: I was here last weekend. $150 consumable. Another high end boite with an upscale ambiance and great looking girls. But unfortunately, it being the end of the carnival, the place was dead. I got there a little early around 10:00 pm, the place opens at 9 pm. There were some hotties, but there was no party atmosphere at all. If I wanted to do a quick fuck, I would just go to clinica. So to kill time and see if the place would get popping, I had a few drinks and some food. 2 hours passed, and few more guys and girls showed up. But still nothing like the Scandallo party scene. I left and went to Casarao. It was cockfest there, lots of girls yes, but way more dudes. It was a bad ratio and selection was slim. Called it a night.
UBERPOOL HOOKUP: One night on my way to Bomboa using uberpool, the driver picked up a fine ass girl from an apt complex. I sat in front and she in the back. I was like damn, I need to uberpool more often if girls that hot are getting picked up. I started chatting with her using my limited Portuguese. I told her straight up I'm going to Bomboa to look for the best looking girls in SP and then she said I should go to Scandallo instead. Told her I went there already, then she said she works at Scandallo! I was damn, what a coincidence. Uberpool becoming Ubertinder. I got her number and then hit her up on a Sunday for dinner date. Negotiated for $500, but said she lives far and would need me to pay for uber. I said your apt complex didn't seem far, then she responded by that's not where I live, it's where she went to meet a client LOL. I said no problem assuming she's at most 30-40 minutes away. Come to find out, she lives an hour away! She commutes with her friend to Scandallo to cover the transportation costs. I wasn't going to back out, and the fare was around $75. She shows up on time to my apt looking stunning with a tight dress that accentuates her natural curves along with some high heels. She had a very exotic face, her dad is Arabic and mom is Italian. I was like damn, genes came out fine.
We had dinner, drinks, partied up from 8 pm through midnight. That girl can move her hips like a hip hop dancer, dudes were literally staring at her face & body. I was the luckiest guy that night. You know a girl is hot when she passes by a group of dudes, and all of them turn and look at her at the same time LOL. I saw that happen multiple times. We were pounding tequila shots, making out like a teenage couple, eye fucking each other. Uberpool came through! I got the bill and waiter straight up said you are a lucky SOB haha. Got back to my apt and we had some wild sex that started in the shower. She started sucking me off real good, licking my balls, shoving my dick down her throat as the warm water was pouring down over our bodies. We were both pretty drunk and I decided to go for it right there and then. Raw dog style. She was scared for a second, but then relented to my wild desires. I tried to last as long as I could and eventually came in her mouth with a fat load. We rested for a while and then ordered her uber at around 2 am. Best night so far in Sampa!
SCANDALLO: I'm pretty much addicted to this place. Forget Bomboa, Cafe Foto, or any other high end boite. This place is lit. Mind you, it will hurt your pocket book. I've been here 3 out of 6 nights so far and each night it just gets better and better. Funny thing was the uber girl works the next night at Scandallo, so I told her I'll be there too. It was a mistaked because I inadvertently wifed myself up with her. She came with her friend who actually has a car and drove the hour commute. I chatted up with them, but wanted to check out other girls. But they gave me an offer I couldn't refuse. I didn't want to pay the room fee or take out fee. They told me we can meet outside of the club and she'll drive us to go drinking and partying and an eventual 3 some. I was like don't you have to stay and work because it was only 11 pm and they were there for only an hour. They said no problem, they'll make up something. We separate, I walk out and wait for them in the corner. Her friend comes rolling up in her car and told me to get my ass in! I'm being kidnapped by 2 Brazilian hotties! By the way, I negotiated for $500 for each girl. I'm thinking I'm saving $200 for not using the Scandallo room and lots more money by drinking at a local bar than at Scandallo. I was also searching real hard for some "padre", which is slang for a famous Colombian export product if you get my drift. She had a connection, so I took it. I knew it was about to be a crazy night. We hit up a few bars, both girls were getting buzzed, and then I realized somebody has to drive us back to my apt! Neither of them could drive, so I sobered up thinking I ain't letting the girl drive because she was swerving while sober, imagine being drunk. I took her keys and got use to the car's crappy clutch and thinking to myself, what the hell did I get myself into. Back to apt around 3 am and we kept the party going so hard and loud, hotel security had to warn us twice. Said a third time they calling the police haha. We toned down real quick. Unfortunately, one girl got too drunk and had to go throw up while I was fucking the other girl. She came back to give me double BBBJ, but then mid way had to throw up again LOL. Eventually we knocked out in bed and I don't even remember all the details. Back to Scandallo tonight!