FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=SharkBoi48;1851390]Thinking about checking out Artemis can anyone tell the the typical cost for a 30 minutes? With a girl.[/QUOTE]Discussed on Artemis website in English and here 1000000 times. 30 minutes with boy costs more.

[QUOTE=VaeVictis;1851836]And if the question "Have you been here before?" is answered to no = blood in water for Artemis sharks.[/QUOTE]So what's your recommendation here then? Say yes and pretend? Say it was a long time ago?

I am planning my first trip there either this weekend or next so I need to know what not to do. Loving all the advice on the forum BTW, super useful!

[QUOTE=Dartanian100;1851956]So what's your recommendation here then? Say yes and pretend? Say it was a long time ago?

I am planning my first trip there either this weekend or next so I need to know what not to do. Loving all the advice on the forum BTW, super useful![/QUOTE]Don't worry about telling fibs. The girls will tell you they are from Spain when they are Romanian. Crazy as there is nothing wrong with Romanians! In fact they are my favourites in FKK clubs and they dominate a lot of them. The advice is correct. They don't know differently so just say. No I've been here several times before. When they ask when say last year. If they persist with saying they never saw you just say you didn't see her either! Truth is they prey on the inexperienced and think they can get away with some tricks. Of course this is tarring every girl with the same brush (wrongly). Some would be lovely but you might get unlucky and get a shark. There are quite a few in Artemis.

My advice to you (and I've been there 9 times. So not lots like many regulars but enough to know the ropes) is go in, pay your 80 on reception. Expect your bag to be searched if you have one to check you are not bringing your own booze into the club. One flight up take your robe / go to lockers. Buy drinks tokens at reception if you want beer / spirits (10 euros per ticket). Keep the plastic drinks tickets in your locker as you will lose them if you put them in the robe pockets (been there! Go into main bar, instead of looking at every girl and getting hounded, walk though to restaurant, and out to pool then back through, go downstairs to wellness area, have a look around and get your bearings in the club. Know that there are kino's both downstairs in wellness (next to the gym) and also on main floor by the bar. It's when the girls see you looking around as if you don't know where anything is that they assume you haven't been before. If asked just say you are looking round to see if anything changed since your last trip.

Lots of guys stand at the foot of the spiral staircase leading up to the rooms. It's much brighter than in the dark and smokey bar area. Good spot to view the best girls coming down from being busy in the rooms.

Have a blast. Artemis is a great club and Berlin is a great city. Have fun and report back on your trip including girls names. The forum benefits from members recounting their good and bad experiences with particular ladies.

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Lots of guys stand at the foot of the spiral staircase leading up to the rooms. It's much brighter than in the dark and smokey bar area. Good spot to view the best girls coming down from being busy in the rooms.
[/QUOTE]Several reasons for standing there. 1) To check how long certain girls actually stay in the room with the customers. If she is back after 10 minutes, that is normally a bad sign. 2) To get away from the smoke. 3) Its the main intersection in the club, so if you look for a certain girl, its a good place to wait.

Thanks so much, really appreciated. I am super pumped up about going.

In terms of them preying on the inexperienced. What sort of things are they doing? I know about the up-selling and the trying to get you into a threesome. Anything else to look out for?

I look forward to writing my first report (well on this place at least).

[QUOTE=PayForIt;1852104]Don't worry about telling fibs. The girls will tell you they are from Spain when they are Romanian. Crazy as there is nothing wrong with Romanians! In fact they are my favourites in FKK clubs and they dominate a lot of them. The advice is correct. They don't know differently so just say. No I've been here several times before. When they ask when say last year. If they persist with saying they never saw you just say you didn't see her either! Truth is they prey on the inexperienced and think they can get away with some tricks. Of course this is tarring every girl with the same brush (wrongly). Some would be lovely but you might get unlucky and get a shark. There are quite a few in Artemis.

My advice to you (and I've been there 9 times. So not lots like many regulars but enough to know the ropes) is go in, pay your 80 on reception. Expect your bag to be searched if you have one to check you are not bringing your own booze into the club. One flight up take your robe / go to lockers. Buy drinks tokens at reception if you want beer / spirits (10 euros per ticket)..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dartanian100;1852446]Thanks so much, really appreciated. I am super pumped up about going.

In terms of them preying on the inexperienced. What sort of things are they doing? I know about the up-selling and the trying to get you into a threesome. Anything else to look out for?

I look forward to writing my first report (well on this place at least).[/QUOTE]Don't be pushed into doing anything. The key thing is to take your time. Make yourself say no to the first 10 or 12 girls who approach you. Just smile, be polite and tell her not right now. If you're struggling to get rid of her just say that you've just come from the room and need to recover. If you find yourself regretting saying no, it's easy enough to go and find the girl again. Tell the girl what you want before you go to the room. Or at the start of the session.

You will get asked if it your first time. You have some choices. If you admit that it's your first time you must be prepared to get the hard sell on extras. You might get lucky and pick an honest girl. I used to say that I had attended other clubs so that the girls at least thought that I knew what I was doing.

I would also recommend saying no to extras. Unless you are particularly into anal or CIM, they are particularly bad value until you have established some sort of trust with a girl.

But don't stress about any of it. You might make some mistakes, but just learn from them and move on. I know I did.

[QUOTE=Dartanian100;1852446]In terms of them preying on the inexperienced. What sort of things are they doing? I know about the up-selling and the trying to get you into a threesome. Anything else to look out for?[/QUOTE]The annoying upselling has already been mentioned. Another thing is that girl is trying to charge you one hour for let us say 25 minutes (it may happen. Although rarely. I have experienced this kind of attempt when I first started visiting Artemis and only once).

The another rule, that few people mention, which is very important for people that have never visited establishment like this:

Don't ever start to think you have something special going on with a girl. Some of the girls are very good at making you feeling special, but in the of the day you are only a "preferred customer". This is something that I had fortune of learning early in this hobby by a nice girl, which explained to me how you make the customer come back and give you extra cash. This was repeated (although never in such honest and clear way) by few other girls I had sessions with.

Always treat girls with respect. But in the end this is only a business transaction just as any other.

Now why I am harping on this? Because new people to this hobby, upon reaching orgasm together with girl that fakes convincingly excitement over this, tend to go down to the locker and give away 25% - 50% of their Artemis budget to the girl in gratitude (tipping). I have seen this many, many times. Don't start tipping girls unless you have had 10 sessions and can reliably say that she had provided good service.

Well said. FKK is open for that sorta thing. After many sessions with many types of girls, you start noticing patterns.

WG can provide high illusion, and how the punter reponds, the girls will see it. Experienced girls have worked with enough punters to sense the vulnerabilities. It's work that high charm, with a lot if bullshitting works well with the right types that are able to take the bait.

I bet some of the most often mentioned girls likely falls in that catagory. People mention favs right? Specifically girls that got them hooked like a drug, that they can convince them to do all kinds of shit.

Guys talk about being nice, etc etc. I'm sure it's in the circle of the nice ones easily fall for stuff.

For whatever reason I wasn't able to go this week, so that makes next weekend a must. It just occurred to me that its Easter, are there going to be a lot less ladies there? I looked back at the forum but couldn't find an answer.

[QUOTE=Dartanian100;1854004]It just occurred to me that its Easter, are there going to be a lot less ladies there?[/QUOTE]Easter. A surprise, indeed. - IMHO there will be no lack of ladies. Note: there's an international soccer match in Berlin.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1854126]there's an international soccer match in Berlin.[/QUOTE]Its called football.

[QUOTE=Dartanian100;1854004]For whatever reason I wasn't able to go this week, so that makes next weekend a must. It just occurred to me that its Easter, are there going to be a lot less ladies there? I looked back at the forum but couldn't find an answer.[/QUOTE]Easter is not next week -- at least not for the Romanians as Romanians celebrate Orthodox Easter, not Western Easter. Orthodox Easter this year falls on May 1st, so there should be no drop-off in the Romanian contingent due to Western Easter next week.

But if you are going next week, in honor of Western Easter, it is appropriate to bring some small chocolates (not the cheap ones, or at least not cheap-looking ones) for your favorites for when you wish them Happy Easter.

Like so, they can have a little Easter preview. No chocolates to the sharky girls of course.

[QUOTE=Pistons;1854147]Its called football.[/QUOTE]Thanks a lot, Sir. I appreciate your very helpful hint. Guys, please note: that funny game is called football, not soccer. - Bye folks. I'm off from now.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1854177]Thanks a lot, Sir. I appreciate your very helpful hint. Guys, please note: that funny game is called football, not soccer. - Bye folks. I'm off from now.[/QUOTE]Your welcome. I truely enjoy helping out wherever I can in terms of information sharing. After all, they say a human being is the happiest when he learns something new. .

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1854126]Easter. A surprise, indeed. - IMHO there will be no lack of ladies. Note: there's an international soccer match in Berlin.[/QUOTE]Soccer is only for US and Canada, for MLS. When it started, in UK, it was named football and then all over the World. US have their own football, Argentina, Europe, South Africa, NZ, Fidji, Samoa, Australia, even Japan now, have rugby.

Other sports than WGs to fuck.